#she's in here for a second too

[mildcharacterenjoyer]

Secret Cuddles

(This was supposed to be a drabble! It is absolutely not a drabble! It's like 2K words or something. I love writing Gemerl somewhere between his IDW and Archie counterparts. Gives me the best of both serious and silly.)

Ships: Gemega (Gemerl/Omega)

Warnings: Lovey dovey robots

The party held in the downstairs part of Vanilla's house is lively and bustling. Clacking of plates can be heard as the feast begins with guests dishing themselves out heavy portions of delicious food. Of course the food doesn't matter to the two figures hovering outside considering neither had mouths or taste buds. Under the guise that they would spar, Gemerl and Omega instead are sneaking into a window on the second floor of the building.

Gemerl forgets how loud Omega is sometimes, but for once he came prepared. Underneath the window are lots of pillows and cushions for Omega to land on so as to not alert the party goers downstairs to what might be transpiring above their heads. Gemerl somersaults in first, spacing out his limbs so they press on the floorboards with minimal sound.

The window is just big enough for Omega to fit through. He maneuvers as carefully as a war machine can, before setting his feet down on the pillows. He cuts out the gentle hum of his jet engines once fully inside, floorboards creaking loudly under his weight. The two robots cease their movements instantaneously. To their relief, nothing changes from the noise sounding from downstairs. They remain undetected for the time being.

Gemerl motions for Omega to sit down the rest of the way and he does so with just a few more creaks. Once he is completely settled, Gemerl reaches up to close the window above Omega while whispering down to him.

"Did you lower your voice box volume like I asked?" With a click of the window, the gizoid stands in front of the badnik awaiting his answer.

"Yes. You're welcome." He grunts in irritation and Gemerl laughs in response.

"Thank you for your service." He teases back.

Omega criss crosses his legs as much as he can and he taps his thighs teasingly in order to capture the gizoid's attention. The smaller robot's fans rotate faster at this action, but he obliges, sitting down on what he can of Omega's lap. The badnik's arms quickly wrap around Gemerl from behind, producing a small high pitched noise from him who is grabbed and held firmly with his back against Omega's bust.

"Now what was that?" Omega asks adding a teasing lilt to his voice box that vibrates against Gemerl's back plates.

"Nothing." Gemerl is quick to answer, waving off the noise while looking up at Omega's oculars as much as he can from his position on his lap.

The larger robot stares down at him and pokes at the sides of his face located between Gemerl's one main eye and his other two lower pair. "It did not sound like nothing."

"Ah!" Gemerl exclaims through a whisper and bats at the claws teasing his face. "Stooooop." Whining in embarrassment, Gemerl buries his face in his hands.

Omega hooks a claw underneath the gizoid's head and turns his face back up to him. "You cannot hide now. You have surrendered yourself to my attention."

Gemerl laughs nervously, tiny glitches cutting through what would normally be a steady stream of tonal fluctuations. "Oh no. What will I do now?" Mock sarcasm laces the gizoid's voice as he pats Omega's metallic chest fondly by reaching a hand over his shoulder.

"Provide me with affection." Omega demands and uses his claws to shift Gemerl from sitting on his lap to laying across it instead. The gizoid does not protest and moves with his hands, grabbing a pillow to support his own head. Not that he needs it, but living with a family that is conscientious about posture has him mimicking certain tendencies.

"I'm staring at you and now laying across your lap." Gemerl folds his arms across his chest and he stares at Omega with a fond look in his eyes. "What more affection could you want?"

Omega's shoulders drop with a clank in irritation and a claw points to his arm. "Your hand."

The gizoid glances down to where he is pointing, then back up to his head. "What's the magic wooooord?" Gemerl draws out the question, hinting at the need to use his manners.

"Why?!" Omega angrily pokes at the three dots on Gemerl's chest. The gizoid does not flinch. "You give me your hand plenty of times without the so-called 'magic word'."

"We are in Vanilla's home. Although she might not be in earshot, you still need to respect her house rules."

Omega grumbles in frustration, the volume of his voice box increasing with every second. "I want your hand!"

"You can have it, after you ask nicely for it." Gemerl explains. "I know you can do it. After all, only the most superior of robots use manners."

"GRAH!" Omega raises his voice box volume to let out some anger, before lowering it back down again. He takes a minute to formulate his words. "May...I have your hand...please?"

"My my. Such a gentleman." Gemerl bashfully flutters his eyelid and offers Omega the back of his hand with dramatic fashion.

The E-series robot pays no mind to the way his hand is presented. With haste, Omega interlocks his claws with Gemerl's fingers and grips him tightly. "I don't need manners to know I'm superior."

"And yet, you still used them for me. It shows that you are capable of caring about what 'lesser' robots feel. You're evolving! I'm proud of you." Gemerl pats Omega's chassis, aware his chastisement will crawl under Omega's plating eventually.

"Do not patronize me! I will maim you!" Omega pokes hard at the gizoid's chest with his free hand.

Gemerl chuckles. "Most threats fall flat during cuddle sessions. I'm afraid yours are no exception."

The badnik reigns back his anger as a devious idea crosses his mind. "My threats fall flat you say?" Omega forsakes his hold on Gemerl's hand and grabs the gizoid around his middle, lifting him off of his lap.

"Ah! Omega!" Gemerl squirms a little for show, aware he wasn't in any danger.

"Then I'll threaten you with the possibility of falling flat!" By rotating his wrist 180 degrees downwards, the badnik relentlessly shakes him upside down over his lap in retaliation for the incessant teasing. The gizoid laughs and kicks his feet in the air, allowing Omega to obtain this win before attempting to fight out of his grip. The E-series robot can't help but laugh along with him.

"Am I interrupting something?" A familiar voice not belonging to the two love bots grinds their silly antics to halt.

Both heads snap to face the mouth of the hallway. The outline of red quills and yellow eyes move into the light shining in from the window above them. Shadow steps out from the darkness with a phone in his hand, camera pointing towards them. His arms fold across his chest and he's staring directly at Omega (who is still holding Gemerl upside down) with a smirk on his face. Both sets of exhaust fans involuntarily set themselves to the highest setting and Omega drops the gizoid in surprise, but Gemerl just falls back into his lap. There is no way to pass this scenario off as anything other than intimate.

Omega looks around nervously, before choosing to ignore the embarrassment. "SHADOW." Omega raises an arm in greeting.

Gemerl adjusts himself on Omega's lap, throwing an angry look the badnik's way. He faces Shadow and his core temperature skyrockets at the notion that they have been found out. "H-how long have you been standing there?"

"Long enough." Shadow states, amusement dripping out of his voice. "I'll admit, I've never seen a sparring session quite like this before."

Sparks fly out of Gemerl's neck as he short-circuits and Omega's fans spin so hard that smoke rises from his vents. Shadow chuckles as Omega tries to cover the reaction.

"Don't let me stop you." He turns his body to face back the way he came and throws his teammate a glance over his shoulder. "Just know I'll have questions after tonight."

"Don't tell Vanilla/Rouge." Both robots utter the phrase at the same time using the names of the respective friends they do not want finding out about this.

"Hmph. I won't say anything." Shadow grins a little wider, making a show of slowly putting his phone somewhere between his quills.

"He has pictures doesn't he?" Gemerl deadpans, preparing himself for the relentless teasing that will accompany Vanilla's lecture on keeping secrets later.

"SHADOW!" Omega yells at full volume shaking the whole house, but the hedgehog chaos snaps to somewhere downstairs and the party noise grows silent at the sudden outburst from the floor above them.

"Let's go!" Gemerl stands on Omega's legs and opens the window above his head. He uses Omega's head as a vaulting platform before flipping out of the building.

"TRAITOR!" Omega calls downstairs, but the exclamation is met with a few pairs of footsteps coming up the stairs. The E-series robot quickly stands up and shimmies himself out the window as fast as possible just before Cream, Tails, and Espio come bounding up to the second floor hallway. He flies to Gemerl's side and the two take off in embarrassment, leaving Vanilla's estate behind them with no intent of returning for the rest of the night.

Shadow appears in the room just as Omega's voice could be heard calling his name from above. He sports a small grin, not caring for a second about all the bewildered stares he is getting. He saunters up to Rouge, passing Espio, Cream, and Tails who were on their way upstairs and pulls out his phone. "Gemerl and Omega were 'sparring'." He flips through a few of the pictures and Rouge's smile grows wider as she reacts to each one.

"TRAITOR!" No one pays any mind to the voice upstairs.

"Aww! So adorable. Show them to Vanilla." Rouge pats Shadow's arm with excitement and he walks over to share them with Cream's mother too. She has the same reaction, happy that her friend has a special person to spend that type of quality time with.

[mimorobo]

Undyne, The Hero!!

Here she is!!!! The fish monster herself!! Took a while, but I'm really proud of this one!! Absolutely love animating with her!!! :D

And again, much like Papyrus, Undyne has a really fun energy to animate with!!

She's a big puppet, slightly taller than Papyrus and an absolute GIANT to everyone else!! Gave Frisk a noogie first thing!!

:D

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa definitely thought Abby died..

[allimili]

As a Homicipher enjoyer and CRK fan, I adore you AU.

May I please humbly request content regarding one of the other Beasts or one of the other Ancients in this AU? Specifically White Lily, because I immediately think she'd have her flower theme and her own garden and stuff and am curious to see your wonderful ideas!

Please feed me this delicious content-

Ms. lily knows almost every place in the other world ! Even if a place/room changes, they can still make their way to their destination without any problem.

[morganbritton132]

Where Hopper spent a not-insignificant amount of Steve’s childhood feeling guilty about that whole situation, and Eddie spent every summer terrorizing a small town, the only time Hopper ever had to deal with Nancy Wheeler was because she got a part of her body stuck in something.

Hand stuck in a storm drain. Foot stuck in a gopher hole. Arm stuck in a drain at the pool. Head stuck between bars on the playground. Twice.

“One day,” Hopper tells her, waiting around for the fire department to show up. “They’re just gonna cut it off.”

“They’re going to cut off my head?”

“Yep.”

“That will kill me,” She says. “You’re not allowed to do that.”

“I know a lawyer!” Steve says, ducking out from under the platform that Nancy is stuck on. “He can help you sue the police for chopping off your head.”

Steve stands on his tip-toes to hand her a business card for Richard C Harrington, Attorney at Law.

Nancy takes it, “Thank you.”

[brainrotcharacters]

makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

[randomminty]

Five billion octopath 2 scribbles i feel sick

[ophii]

microphone afternoon and his group of dead children

[umblrspectrum]

hi heres art so you pay attention to me now go read the tags

[artuurle]

Okay so about those headcanons-

I believe ascending to god-hood in Great God Grove is heavily Tied to a persons mental health, whole post is under read-more for the sake of everyone, poorly written ramblings by someone that struggles to write out thoughts below with some doodles (obviously spoilers too!) :

Aka dumb idiots who girl-rot (/silly) and don't handle their internal issues end up ascended in the realms hours to DAYS after the event instead of immediately after like in the case of King. In my headcanon this is because a gods new form is tied to who they are, and if you hate yourself, don't know who you are, or think you're nothing, it'll effect how you turn out, fighting with other aspects of how you see yourself for dominance. The harder the struggle to create a form, the more of a recoup period for said god to actually start being able to do things- think about it like recovering from exertion or from being sick.

This of course can lead to some problems for the said gods with more problems than others, like Inspekta:

He fears being nobody, dying, leaving nothing behind, and being forgotten- and when he ascended he quite literally lost his whole torso and his tail popped off! hands possibly representin' the others that propped him up! Finally waking up after ascending I'd take it he took his form rather poorly and actually needed extra time to recover *emotionally* before anything on top of the time needed to pop into full existence as a god. I believe when the other gods saw his entrance into the realm, it was quite literally him dropping in from a long ways up with a thud for the jacket and his head bouncing away (really silly, like a ball). while being able to put it together for the other gods he ended up really struggling about what he'd become in private.

Another god i believe may have had issues with ascending is not surprisingly, Click Clack. A god i feel in his human life spent making himself palatable and burying editing out how he felt about things and being unnoticed. Also wouldn't be surprising some of the burying editing came in during the time between him and Thespius ascended, his lover was above them now, after all! I actually drew how i envisioned his entrance to the god realm, because i'm biased.

like a sudden ink spill appeared after a while and he crawled out, exhausted.

anyway i've rambled incoherently enough hope u enjoyed my nonsense and the doodles [explodes]

[tenderjock]

caps | post

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

yeehaw

transcript:

JENNIFER: Don't get me wrong, this dress is nice and all, but- JENNIFER: ...it'll be real hard running around and stuff in it, don't you think? JENNIFER: Especially with. Whatever this is. (ass cage??) MARTY: I, uh... MARTY: Yeah, huh. MARTY: How- JENNIFER: (noticing the pants Marty's holding) Bingo. JENNIFER: Sorry, Marty, gonna hafta borrow this- MARTY: Wha- Hey!

everyone was making such good jennifer in 1885 posts so i nicked a couple for the gist of this one

[texassbian]

penguin logistics gets banned from using social media on the clock

[zivazivc]

bby floyd sleeping with their dad's vest

[lunalivvy]

jordan playing it off bc they think marie only hooked up with them bc their minds got messed with so they’re acting indifferent towards the situation even tho they obviously like her and she likes them back but now she thinks they don’t like her like that because-

[smile-files]

a needlefelted girl <3