#she's just that GHURL

[thelovelybitten]

that's my daughter right there :')))))

[wapdyn]

Ghurl do you know what chapters Thula and Aini are in? 'Cause I accidentaly unlock a chapter and I honestly adore their interactions and want more 😍

Hi! i don’t know all of them, but i’ll list till where the official translation is at currently 😊 i’ll continue updating this post as the official translation updates

Chapter 272 (their first meeting) - Chapter 381 - Chapter 391 (one of my favs) - Chapter 401 - Chapter 408.

They’ll kind of be in separate ways from here. Aini will be in Tarium’s imperial palace, while Thula will be with Heium.

I don’t remember which chapters they appeared/had any interaction between chapter 500 till end of the story, but these are what i remember:

- Chapter 504-506 (?) no interaction, just Latil and Thula were talking, and Latil kind of realizes he has feelings for Aini

- I can’t remember what the number of chapter was (it was bw ch 800-815), but there was a beautiful scene where Thula recognized Aini even though she changed her appearance to someone else with that ancient/magical bracelet 🥹

- Side story 13 (chapter 905). Latil notices Thula calls Aini by her name instead of “Empress Aini” like he always does

- Side story 19 (chapter 910). This chapter had a scene with Aini, Thula, Heium & Anaktcha together. Anaktcha knows Thula likes Aini and was telling her not to after her son 😭 kind of cute

They sadly don’t have much interaction 😞 and their romance/ending was kind of open-ended, we don’t know if they’ll end up together. It was just left to our imagination lool. I’ll just imagine Aini ended up with both Heium and Thula, since they’re all kind of besties

I’m sure i missed a lot between chapter 500-650, though. i’ll reblog this post when i edit and add more stuff in it.

[thedauntlessmundane]

08|25|23

So ayun na nga. I just got back from hawaii. So much drama and toxic. I’m with difficult person ever. We are good friends but we are not that close. I was just her comfort person lol and slave. I feel like she’s holding me on my neck that I can’t breath anymore and naubos na ako. Para akong jowa haha

She actually planned the hawaii trip she wants me to go with her. She booked airbnb and she told me she want a jeep as our car so I rented one. I bullet type ko nalang yung mga ginawa niya para mas highlighted lol

• Ayoko sa lahat pinag iintay ko. Pinag intay niya ko ng isang oras sa labas ng apt niya hahahaha pota sya

• I was in the middle of my work and she texted me that she needs me. Sobrang pagod na ako ha kasi nag baby sit ako sa anak ng mga boss ko sa disneyland. Tapos nawawala daw phone niya blah blah. It’s very serious daw. Baka daw hindi na matuloy yung plan namin sabi ko edi cancel na. Hindi ko alam gagawin ko kasi pagod din ako tapos pinapapunta pa niya ako sa place niya which is 1 hr travel time midnight na yun ha. Sabi ko oh wow I can’t leave my work here sorry I can’t help you. Hindi ko alam gagawin ko kasi grabe siya kausap as in magulo siya kausap hindi mo siya makausap ng maayos. Eh hindi din ako nag fufunction. Tapos na sabi niya pa na bakit parang yung trip daw yunb iniisip ko tapos sabi ko ay wow jowa ka. Syempre eto nilolook forward ko una sa lahat and problem mo yan kaya gawan mo ng paraan ano gusto mo gawin ko di ba. Nandito lang ako to support you. Hindi mo ko utusan.

• Nag dinner kami sa restaurant tapos sabi niya kilala niya daw yung mga tao dun sabi ko sino dyan yung mga nag wowork dun kilala niya kasi friends daw ng dinate niya. Coincidence daw lol. Ay wow di ako tanga po no. Grabe obsess niya sa guy eh isang beses niya lang naman dinate. Tapos grabe pag stalk niya dun sa guy alam niya lahat lol. Mejo creepy sya. Feeling niya daw gusto daw sya nun or iniistalk daw siya. Wow parang baliktad. Ginost kasi siya lol di niya matanggap maganda daw siya blah blah.

• Nalate kami sa flight 730 nag alarm ako puyat pa ako nun ha kasi kinagabihan hindi ako makatulog kasi ang ingay nya ang gulo niya kumakain tapos bukas lahat ng ilaw at nanunuod pa siya. So ayun na nga 8 na siya bumangon ang bagal kumilos 9 siya natapos. Take note usapan namin 830 kami aalis keso malapit daw siya sa airport ayan na traffic pa kami hindi kami tuloy umabot sa flight. Nobody’s fault daw.

ANG INSENSITIVE NYA GRABE I CAAANNNOOOT

• Pagod ako kasi spontaneous yung lakad namin. Nag mall nalang kami nag lakad lakad. Tapos grabe siya mag kwento ng life niya puro siya nalang hindi ka man lang niya pag kkwentuhin lol. Makinig ka lang eh di nga ako nag fufunction. Mejo nabbwisit na ako. Nag kkwento siya random na kwento na hindi naman ako interested.

• Pag landed, hindi niya man lang ako kinakausap tapos nakuha ko na yunf car hindi man lang ako tulungan sa google map pota. Picture lang sya ng picture. G n g sa self.

• Take note napikon siya dahil sa pag park ng car ha. Parang bata pota nkakabigay ng feeling.

• Hindi ko na sya kinausap buong gabi nakatulog na sya habang ako umiinom. Nakatulog pa sya sa gitna ng kama eh saan ako hihiga pota so sa couch nalang ako natulog.

• Kinaumagahan kausap ko friend ko tapos biglang pumasok si ate ghurL ano daw ba plans namin today kausapin ko daw sya na parang walang nangyari. Sabi ko plan ko iwan ka and bubukod ako. Nag wala si ate ghorL daming sinasabi hahaha tapos ako tumatawa lang lahat ng sinasabi niya, dinedescribe nya self niya. Eh kapag ganung away wala akong kwentang kausap gusto ko nalang matapos nalang kaya sabi ko gusto ko umalis di ko na kaya kasama ka. Tapos umiyak sya sabi niya bakit ko daw sya iiwan ano daw dahilan. Aba di ko kasalan yun and hindi ko naman kailangan pa i explain self ko dapat alamin mo kung bakit ka iniiwan ng mga tao sa paligid mo.

• Kinaladlad niya ako and nakalmot niya ako kasi pinipigilan niya ako umalis sabi ko gusto ko na umalis sabi niya wag ko daw sya iwan blah blah. Sabi ko bigyan mo muna ako space gusto ko muna mag isip and huminga. Tapos umalis ako iniwan ko sya haha nag unwind ako and kumain. Pag balik ko sabi ko oh ano mag usap na tayo aba hindi naman ako pinansin. Umupo ako saglit tapos mga ilang minuto sabi ko ay okay alam ko na sagot mo. Fine. Aalis na ako.

•Blinock ko sya sa lahat nf socmed and phone ko lol.

• Nakasuhan din sya ng shoplift ha. Ibang issue pala yon haha

• Tapos kapag nag cocompliment ako sa gamit niya sa apartment sabi niya ay syempre 1k usd bili ko dyan ay syempre 200 usd yan mahal yan. Jusko di naman ako nag tatanong kung mag kano hahahah

Minsan need natin mag bawas ng tao sa life natin lalo na pag pabigat. Kasi nakakadagdag pa ng isipin lol Excess baggage pa lol

Ingat ka nalang teh.

[theotter99]

So, here’s our gang. My PC! Ghurl! He is a warforged that is actually the clone of the real Ghurl. Real Ghurl will be named Emo to make things more simpler. He is a grumpy little halfling. Ryhalla is a travelling bard that is trying to find work and is just happy to be here. Agorn is one of Monsoon’s goons and is friends with Emo. They are all bards. They are about to go on a quest that they appointed themselves because no one else thought they were good enough. 

This is the first time Ghurl and Emo are finally able to meet

The Ghurl’s are drinking at a bar

Waiter: Can i get a name for the order?

The Ghurl’s say their name.

Waiter: That's a weird name.

Ghurl’s: We know.

Waiter leaves

Ghurl: How do you think she spelled it?

Emo: That’s not important right! And we both know how she spelled it

2.Emo: “They told you to stay behind too?”

Ghurl: Yep

Emo: I can't believe they set us bards aside. They said I would be too emotional!

Ghurl: They told me that too!

The two processes to loudly agree, emotional

3.Emo tries to give Ghurl a new name to make things less confusing. Emo tries to name him Robo. It doesn't stick. We spend the whole session referring to both of them as Ghurl.

The whole session,

DM: He then attacks Ghurl

Me: Which one?

4. Ryhalla appears and falls down the stairs. She's struggling to find work because there's too many bards in Waterdeep. She's just happy to be here

5. Agorn appears. He will flirt with Ryhalla the entire session. Ryhalla is clueless 

6. Emo: We have to go back to the sewers. 

No one likes that except for Ryhalla, whose never seen a sewer before

7. Rat people cult returns

8. Ghurl pulls out month’s old cabbage from his bag. Everyone questions why he has cabbage and I as a player doesn’t remember why I have it in my inventory 

9. The gang of four bards walk down the sewer, singing

10. The gang songs throughout the session but needs to fight their greatest enemy, CREATIVE BLOCK, to make the best rocking music 

11. Agorn and Ryhalla uses Vicious Mockery to defeat Creative Block while the Ghurl’s do what they do best- stab it

12. “This song is easy to write, just like how it was easy to do your mom!” 

13. Ryhalla learns that there’s poop in the sewers. She doesn’t want to be there anymore.

14.The bards try to step over a pit, but fails an athletics check and starts yelling for help as they hang on the ledge. Ghurl processes to step over the ledge easily.

The gang: How did you? What's your strength?

Ghurl: Um... 16?

The gang: What? How do you have 16 strength??? You're a bard!

15. Emo: Maybe I still have a chance with that cute carpenter

Ghurl: (Coughing) Oh, oh yeah. Yep. You did.

Emo: What? No. You didn’t! That was supposed to be my date! 

16. The gang has to jump over another pit. Only two bards fall this time. Yay! 

17. The gang makes short jokes at Emo’s expense. Ghurl tries to chime in but Emo says no, Ghurl is tall now and is not allowed to say anything. Ghurl towers over everyone else at 6 foot and 5 inches

18. Emo refers to under his pants as his lucky charms 

19. The Ghurl’s start fighting, hitting each other’s scars and bruises that they got over the years to make it really hurt. Ghurl gets tired and picks up Emo. The halfling starts biting his fingers

20. The gang leaves the sewers and enters a weed shop as “Bad Boys” plays in the background

21. Emo is polymorphed into a T-Rex and looks at Ghurl like, “Look who’s tall now.” 

22. Agorn says he sees Emo as a little brother. Emo is at least five years older than Agorn 

23. The gang goes over enemy lines to play music. It’s a hit! The bugbear audience is waving glow sticks and t-shirts are being sold at the end of the show. We have no idea where the t-shirts came from

24. “The band is breaking up???” “Oh yay! The band is back together!” 

25. Ryhalla: We’ll be back to play same time next week! 

Ghurl: (Sweating) This place won’t exist in a week

26. Purple Nurple 

27. Agorn is still flirting with Ryhalla. Ghurl tells Agorn that he thinks Ryhalla is clueless and that Agorn should just talk to her. Agorn refuses because bards must be dramatic. The DM reveals to me that Ryhalla is asexual. (Me too, girl. Aces unite!) 

28. Ryhalla is just happy to be here

29. The gang jokingly pretends to fall down some stairs. Ghurl then actually falls down the stairs

30. Agorn and Ghurl compares what kind of creatures they’ve slept with. Emo doesn’t what to hear about how a null stepped on his clone’s face

31. Ryhalla mentions she has dark vision. Everyone groans. It’s always dark vision

32. The gang gets stuck in a very tight hallway and is pressed up against each other. Ghurl tries to open a door to escape, but it's a pull door, not a push

33. Emo and Agorn starts arguing because one of them smells and they’re trapped in a stinking hallway! 

34. They are still in that damn hallway

Ryhalla: Ghurl, you feel so warm. Can I hug you?

Agorn: (crying) It could have been me!

35. Ghurl finally manages to open the door and everyone falls into the next room

36. The gang is still in enemy territory that will be attacked in a few days. The gang chats with every enemy like their good friends

37. A goblin shows off a self portrait he did and says how excited he is to retire in a week

Ghurl: (crying) This place isn’t going to exist in a week

38. The gang is trying to convince everyone that they are the hired entertainment

Ghurl: Someone must be celebrating something? An anniversary? A birthday?

Random foot solider: (Gasping) You, you guys didn’t. (He feels like the luckiest person in the world) You did this for my birthday? 

39. Ghurl: How old are you turning?

Solider: Eight.

40. Birthday foot solider: I can’t wait to live out my adult years!

Ghurl: (Crying again) This place won’t exist in a week

41. The most epic happy birthday song is performed 

42. An actual fight happens! Not with creative block! 

43. Ryhalla takes out a saxophone and star sunglasses. Agorn uses his drums. Emo borrows Ghurl’s warlute. Ghurl, the robot, has a set of piano keys come out of him. They pose, ready to fight. A rock version of Undertale's Death by Glamour plays. The coolest art piece made by Doctor Yog is posed. “Let’s show them what a couple of bards can do.” They fight!

44. Four bugbears crit fails and kill themselves 

45. The general of the group taunts both Ghurl’s about kidnapping and cutting off their sister’s arm. The gang precedes to put all of their debuffs on him. He is slow, paralyzed, prone, and is stuck with reverse bardic inspiration. All while he is forced to dance. The general is truly humiliated 

46. With the power of music, the gang does one last attack and the general dissolves into nothingness 

47. The DM is shocked. The general never got to make a single move 

48. Ryhalla decides to call their band, “Death by Glamour”

49. Ryhalla gets a job in Forced Gray and everyone jumps for joy to celebrate, even grumpy little Emo

50. Emo learns the power of family and that he is truly, truly loved, despite his fear of opening up and loving others. He is happy. The silly, silly session ends with me crying 

I had my solo dnd session last night and I feel like I need to write down every single silly thing that happened. For what's better than one bard on a quest?

4 bards!

[just-some-random-blogger]

Hey, I just had an idea for what happened in Character Development skskks

After what happened to that disaster, the reader decided to ignore Joel cuz she done being with him being an "ugh," ya know? She desurvvvv. And Joel, being what he is, tries to um get notice by her, but failed everytime (I really forgot her name, but the one who's Joel supposed to "court" is with him then he spotted the reader, he be like nyooom but the reader is already poof! Gone). That Ellie had to have to make fun of it, like she being a little shit as usual. And the woman he "courting" is really confused by his behaviour and said, 'Ghurl, I'm outta here, you weird'

Then, someday, he noticed that whenever he sees her, she already had a bunch of flowers like a random ones that you picked out from some grass and bushes, holding it with a soft smile on her face, making him shuffle to the core and get jealous, and ask her but the reader answered, annoyed by his insistence: "Someone." and she's out.

Then, another day with a makeshift wrapped gift that has a card with a hand drawn heart. What really triggered him tho was a home cooked snack that tasted a little bit sussy (said by others, maybe Ellie), asked why she's still eating it, she said, "It's the thought that counts blah blah blah" making Joel getting more oomf. The other person jokingly said, "What? You gonna say yes to him now with all this wooing lmao." she answered with a wink. "Maybe"

And that my friend sets Joel off the space. My man said he ain't gonna back down, so he confronted her, then a whole ass argument happened, like shouting there, shouting here. The suprise was that all those gifts she was getting were from a little boy who had a crush on her, wooing her lolol (just thought's cute and hilarious hehe) making Joel embarrassed from what he's acting.

You can choose what is ending it be, but please make it a happy ending. My poor heart can't handle angst again... also add Ellie finding out what happened and making fun of his old man

heya nonnie! i gotta say, when I saw this I was really excited then really nervous HAHAHAH. i'm so honored that you got so into my fic to not only want another part, but to as well as send me this ask with a detailed plot. what you just gave me is a full on fic tbh and I am not in the business of rewriting someone else's brain child.

I think it's a really cute idea but it's not at all what I envisioned this fic to progress if I ever made a part two. I think if you really want a joel fic with that plot/theme, maybe write it! hopefully you could tag me and my fic if you do! I'd love to read it as well.

BUT! you should know i have decided to make a p2 😌 cos of the bad influence @sloanexx who should be thrown in JAIL. i love her but the way our minds just link should be illegal cause what about my sanity?

cheers nonnie!

[kakiwrites]

a splash to keep him at bay

Genre: fluff

A katsuki bakugo x reader

a/n: I loved this request anon, thank you so much for requesting this anon! I had so much fun thinking of ideas. Requests are open so please don't be shy to request anything, just leave it in my ask box! Let's get started!

 You guys were best friends since elementary school.

But you didn't condone his bullying.

When he would try to bully midoriya in front of you, you would manipulate all the water from your water bottle and just dump it on his head.

And each time, the water would be colder and colder until he would gruffly apologize.

He would try to find ways to bully Izuku without getting soaked but it rarely happens.

When you all got accepted into UA, you were the only person he would listen to.

Well, he would listen every time you take the lid off of your water bottle.

But as weeks flew by, he started asking for your advice and listening to you without threats.

And immediately the class ships the two of you together.

Granted, they already shipped it ever since the first day of school but that is not the point-

You saw his soft side plenty of times but you can feel his feelings shift from platonic to real love.

And then you realized,

You were in love with him as well.

When he asked you out, you almost splashed yourself with your water.

Was this happening?

When he confirmed that what he said was true and wasn't just a dream, you immediately hugged him tightly while yelling 'yes!'

Bakugo felt so happy and you felt the same.

You were the only one he would listen to.

You were the only one that could comfort and calm him down.

And he wouldn't change it for the world.

 And that's all for today everyone! I've been craving for more bakugo content so after a couple of posts, I'm gonna actually squeeze in a self-indulgent piece or maybe post one on the same day? Ooohhhhh (this is highly unlikely, ya ghurl has everything planned out and has a schedule of the fics she has to write-) requests are open so please don't be shy to leave your request in my inbox, I would be happy to see your ideas! Love you guys ♥️💕💖

General taglist (don’t be shy to comment your tumblr @ below): @tokyoghoose @macaronnv @kuro0luvr @reogou @lnarizakis @himichii @midnightangelfox

[bisluthq]

She accidentally liked a TS post while stalking?! Why ks she just like us. Accidentally liking the new gf’s post while stalking. Absolutely gold. Did she unliked it? Or is she like nah bitch, I’m gonna balance it with an anti like. I loved this stories. Makes them more relatable cause they’re just like us human and fuckin petty. So is Tay. I mean if ghurl keep bragging and dragging them I would hate her guts too if I was the ex. 😂

No she left the like lmao but she doesn’t follow Tay and it’s like a SUPER random one so that’s how we know she must’ve been stalking looooool. I think I’d also leave it and try play it cool lol but ya truly a one of us moment. 

And yeah exactly like his ex-loves he doesn’t want to see are fucking justified for being in their anti eras. She drags these girls like at least once an album. Like she scrapped All of the Girls but homies that was LITERALLY A SONG ABOUT HOW HIS EXES AND HIM NEVER WORKED OUT AND INCLUDED THE LINE “a heart is drawn around your name in someone's handwriting not mine” and ended with like “but he’s mine now lmao”. Girls go like those TSwizzle anti posts, we see you, petty kweens. 

[thelitcigarette]

My friend watched Megan is Missing with the audio off. Ghurl?????! HAHAHAHAHA She was so fucking scared. Gago, she just read the subtitle and she also skipped a lot of scenes. I asked her jokingly if she understood it pa ba and she said I should watch it and update her na lang. Amp.

I also didn't watch it kasi I don't have anyone to watch it with. Huhuhu I am not scared naman. Well, maybe a little. lmao Ayaw ko nanunood ng horror/thriller films ng mag-isa. :(((((

[saintobio]

THIS PART: “She was waiting for you,” Aran spilled, gauging Suna’s outburst of emotions. “Last thing she said was she’ll never forgive you for staying behind.” I SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR SUNA BUT I CAN'T?!?!? I MEAN. GHURL, SOPHIA, AS YOU SHOULD.

softy-woo said

The lambo part, hAHSGHAHAHA when Osamu let his twin out of the car, i was like, "Damn he's gonna be a zombie for a limbo," and I really said, "rest in peace blonde." BUT SUNA KILLED THE Zs KAHDJAHHALMAOOO THAT'S JUST SO FUNNY HE NEVER LEARNED ✋😭😭

When aran said that the camp was infiltrated by the zombies, I was like, "O gosh thank God she's dead," tFfFf am I supposed to say? 😭😭😭 Feel pity for her? WHAT IF SHE'S ALSO BEHIND WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE WORLD THEN? SHE'S RICH RIGHT? EVERYTHINH CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU HAVE MONEY PERIOD.

BSJDNSNNSJS but you alr know suna’s gonna feel extra bad for not being w sophia :))) also she could still be alive. the lambo scene could have turned tsumu into a z if suna didn’t kill them pls 🤚🏻

[spicyfoodboi]

"isn't it our one year anniversary?"

Genre: fluff

A modern college AU! Giyuu tomioka x reader

From OTP things #2, slow dancing with no music, arms wrapped tight around each other, breathes mingling

A/n: hey hey yallssss! Another giyuu prompt because my friend begged me to write another one! So here we go! I have a bit more stories to write (like 3) but hopefully you guys wont be shy to leave a request in my ask box!

'i'll pick you up by 8' the text read. They say one year anniversaries are very special. It was just a normal day until he brought it up, "uh (y/n)... Isn't out one year anniversary tomorrow?" he asked. you smiled and fake a gasp, "oh my god, your right!" you exclaimed. You sounded surprised, like you forgot but obviously you didn't. It looks like he didn't forget either.

You put on a ruby-red dress. He mentioned before that he loved this shade of red on you. You matched it with a bright red lipstick. "oh my god! (y/n)! Ghurl you look amazing" your roommate, Mitsuri said with glee. She was leaning on the bathroom door frame, a small smirk on her face. "aww! Thanks mitsuri!" you said, looking into the mirror to see her bright pink hair. "where are you going tonight?" you asked, closing the flap of your matching red purse. "oh! Im waiting for obanai to come and pick me up. Were staying at his place tonight-", "KANROJI!" the said boy yelled out. "he's here! Good luck on your date!" before sprinting to the front door.

You could hear the wind howling outside. Soon enough, the harsh rain poured in. You gulped, 'where is he? Hopefully he's not-' your thoughts were cut short by rapid knocking on the door. You walk to the door and open it. It was Tomioka. He was wearing a tuxedo. A soaked tuxedo. His hair was dripping. "Giyuu! What are you doing? You're dripping wet!" you said frantically. You ran into your cliset and gabbed a new, clean towel. You let him in so you could start to dry his hair off.

"you should've texted me about cancelling. Not get yourself soaking wet because of the storm" you said with a sigh, patting down his face with the towel. "i didn't want to disappoint you" he said with a sigh. "looks like we can't go on our date" you said, kicking your red heels off. "i'm sorry..." he said, his head down. How could he let you down? "hey..." you said, taking his hand. "it's fine. There's always next time."you reassured.

You gave him a set of clothes he usually leaves there when he stays over. You left him in the living room to change out of your dress. You threw on a hoodie and some sweatpants. You came back into the living room, your makeup wiped clean of your face.

His expression was stoic. "you okay?" you asked, taking his hand in yours. "oh yeah, im fine" he brushed off. The TV was on, playing some random reality show. "i just feel... Bummed out.. Today was supposed to be special." he admitted, a small frown started to form on his face. "really, it's fine" you said, kissing his cheek to calm him down.

He thought for a moment. He took the TV remote and turned the TV off. He stood up, pulling you up with him. He took both your wrists and placed them on his shoulders. You get the gesture and wraped your arms around his neck. His hand rested on your waist. He started to sway to the beat that was playing in his head. You smiled, following suit.

You guys started slow dancing with no music, arms wrapped around each other, breathes mingling. Even though the rain ruined your plans, this quiet night is a one to remember.

THERE YA HAVE IT! I have a deku one lined up! Im currently writing a zenitsu one but thats not coming out well so i might not post it! But i have some bnha hcs and another bakugo one shot because i wuv him! Requests are VERY OPEN so dont be shy to give me some! Thats all for today- byeeee~

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[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park -- season four (part 4)

LORD THIS IS SO LONG SD GSDBGKSBKJ

EPISODE 11:

AYO WHAT IS THIS BEEEEAAAT BRO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

THIS INTRO IS SO GOOD I AM SHAKING ASS

12/10 INTRO CARD SLAYED THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS HOUSTON I'M D E C E A S E D

they are now 4th graders !!! they abt to be 9 years old !!!

wendy and BEBE MY KIDS IN FRAME I LOVE IT

stan be for real Y'ALL AIN'T ABT TO SHOW ASS TO THE NEW TEACHER

BUTTERS JKDNSGJNJKDSNGKJNDFK HE'S UNHINGED UR HONOUR

I am looking respectfully. this lady's breasts are ENORMOUS

MS. CHOKES ON DICK ARE U CEREAL SDJFBJISDBGK

stan, baby, we gotta work on ur jokes.

THE WAY IT WAS ONLY CARTMAN DSAHFBJDSBG GET BONED

TWEEK IS ME FR

cartman in his elvis era

NO NOT CLYDE CRYING JSDFBGKJSDBKJHBKSD MY FUCKING BABY DON'T CRY MI AMOR

clyde and wendy giving butters the bombastic side eye

these boys abt to use timmy as time travel bait NOT COOL

Mr garrison?!?!?!? where art thou

wendy sussing out the specifics iktr

damn. timmy went flying.

nah not y'all doing timmy dirty...

WHAT THE FUCK LADY DON'T GRIND YASELF ON TIMMY HE DID NOTHING

20 MINS UNTIL TIMMY IS BLOWN UP. I HOPE WE NEVER GET THERE

Mr garrison backstory damn

of course they gonna put kenny w the exploding chair I mean how else this man gonna die huh

OMG EW U ARE SICK FOR THIS DEATH

TIMMY SAYING PLS HELP???? HIS FIRST WORDS

OH FUCK THERE HE GO INTO SPACE

NO NOT THE PREHISTORIC TIMES

MR GARRISON AS A MONK FOR MISS CHOKSONDIK

garrison pls just come out as gay PLEASE THIS PONDERING IS SO BORINGGGG

THANK YOU LORD

all the FACULTY BEING SUPPORTIVE OF GARRISON AS THEY

F U C K I N G SHOULD

I take it back, y'all freaks

EPISODE 12:

ITS BEEN A COUPLE WEEKS BUT IM BACK AND THIS INTRO STILL BUSTS DOWN HOLY

IKE IN A BUSINESS SUIT ?!?! clean af boi

FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN !!!

NOT KYLE AND CARTMAN HAVING THE SAME THING

cartman always 1 uppin Kyle LMAO

who the fuck is this man.

BILL COSBY ?!,!

KYLE GET HIM

Stan being the voice of reason so real

NOT THE KIDS BULLYING IKE BOOO

Mr.Garrison bro these kids understand jack shit

KYLE BEING SMART he’s that straight A kid wbk

Kyle and Ike geniuses

CARTMAN RELAX LANDISMXKMAKD

STOP IKE IS QUAKING

BILL COSBY STEALING THE TRAPPER KEEPER LMAO

FLORA 💘 A BABY GIRL

KINDERGARTENERS RIOTING

Cartman UNHINGED

OH HE A ROBOT ?!?!,

so basically Eric destroys the future alright

FLORA DECIDED !! IKE SLAY

LMAOOOO THE RECOUNT

the kiddos are FERAL

KYLE AND CARTMAN FIGHTING FOR NO REASON

everyone okay with killing cartman

“KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE FAT BOY” Stan spitting facts

DAMN THEY GETTING THE BIG GUNS IN

OH FUCK THAT THING IS SCARY

liane my beloved

LIANE OH MY GOD SHE GETTIN ROBOT DICK

OH FUCK CARTMAN OH NO

NOT KENNY

JESUS CHRIST OH MY GOD

liane still getting it tho LMAO

OH god KYLE it’s gross in THERE

NO KYLE MY KING SAVE HIM

MR GARRISON POPPED AWF AS HE SHOULD 💅🏻

this cartman monstrosity makes me physically sick

IKE WINS LIKE THE KING HE IS

cartman this is so gross

Stan forcing cartman to thank Kyle and doesn’t HAHAH

EPISODE 13

AAAAAA STENDYLEEEEE

Wendy looks SO CUTE JEICKSKXKDKXKC SHE IS THE GHURL

Stan and his fake beard WERK

KYLE MY SON

I’ve been famished of stendy/STENDYLE content pls excuse me

STENDY HAS A DAUGHTER OH MY GOOOOODDDDD

Timmy LOL

BEBE MY GIRL LETS GOOOOOO

BUTTER SPRINTING

CLYDE AND TOLKIEN OH MY GOD SO CUTE

the kids are so cute I can’t

Wendy speaking boosts my serotonin

GOBBLES :)))))

Timmy protecting gobbles is so sweet

OH FUCK TIMMY SAID JUMP THRU THE RING OF FIRE

AWWW GOBBLES SLEEPING W TIMMY IM CRYING SO WHOLESOME

Clyde slayed

THE KIDS ARE SO CUTE DANCING

kybe crumbs they beside each other

TURKSLAY

BEBE MAIN SLAYER

OH FUCK KENNY

Gobbles sacrificed Kenny for himself not slay

this man manipulating Timmy NOT COOL

cartmans brain is so whack

EW SOME OF THESE VISUALS ARE SO DISTURBING I can’t

NO TIMMY IM SORRY MY LOVE 😭😭😭

NOT HEIDI’S DOG :((((

ALL THE DADS SETTING UP CAMERAS LIKE DADS DO IS SO CUTE AND VERY WHOLESOME 😭 very slay of them

I SEE WENDY AND TOLIKEN CHITTY CHATTIN IN THE BACK 👀 SPARKS ?!?!

DONT KILL GOBBLES

OKAY PRODUCTION !!!!

OH DAMN THEY KILLED SO MANY TURKEYS

STENDY MOMENT STENDY MOMENT I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

singing for their fake baby IM DEAD

I have BIG FEELINGS FOR MY KIDS

STAN AND WENDY YELLING AT THE PLASTIC BABY WHY ARE THEY SO UNHINGED I LOVE THEM

them faking their deaths to end the act is so REAL. no one is doing it like my kids ON GOD

NO HE SHOT TIMMY

IM SO UPSET

WATER HELEN

I know WENDY HITTING THAT HIGH NOTE I JUST KNOW

OH FUCK THEY KILLED THAT TURKEY ON THE SPOT

gobbles !!!!

butters. Oh my god

Okay another part bc I fear the character limit

[letscuttothefeeling]

season three episode one

Okay everyone, Siesta Key just ended and I must say – I’m overall VERY pleased with the premiere of Season 3. Even though I know everything that’s happening in this season because I created a reddit account specifically for access to a thread dedicated to all things SK, and because they posted everything that happens on the Siesta Key Instagram, I was still shocked by one thing: how much I enjoyed the episode. Let’s cut to the feeling.

Fade in. There he is – the mystery man I’ve been dying to meet – SCOTT. That’s right, Fabienne’s husband. You may know him as Juliette’s Father. Chic French queen Fabienne and confused husband Scott congratulate Juliette on her graduation from FSU and suggest she become an attorney. Juliette has plans of her own – retail. They look elated. After making a weird sex joke to her Dad, and having visible difficulty adjusting to her new veneers, Juliette has graduated, the scene is over, and I am feeling great about the season.

If you’ve ever watched SK, you know three things for sure. 1. Juliette is a hideous crier. 2. Canvas’ Mother has a complete lack of understanding when it comes to parenting. 3. Kelsey and Juliette do NOT get along. UNTIL NOW! It’s very exciting to see their first scene as not only friends – but also roomies! Even though Kelsey’s bizarrely shaped eyebrows, over plumped fake lips and orange spray tan make me feel like she must have NO real friends, because certainly, they wouldn’t let her butcher her appearance so thoroughly, she and Juliette seem to get along swimmingly by talking mad shit about Chloe. We love to see women supporting women by talking shit about other women.

Chloe, you minx! Chloe pulls up to Alex’s mansion in a Bentley toting about ten designer bags and a serious attitude. After she explains to his mother that she’s taken it upon herself to pickuppe some “luxury” clothing items for Alex in Sarasota, Florida, even though he’s quite literally in EUROPE, she also *subtly!* drops that he’s left behind his personal credit card for her own use. Weird brag, but more importantly: cha-ching! After talking shit about Juliette to a grown woman, they switch the conversation to Madisson’s new man. Queue Malibu by Miley Cyrus. Ma-jor props to whoever created the playlist for this epi.

After a stunning underwater montage from Florida to Cali, we see aspiring model/actress Maddison walking into a dinner date. Even though Chloe’s just gabbed to Alex’s mother that Braddison is no more, I still half expect BG to pop up and hold the door open for Madi. Just kidding, I don’t, because the producers of this show spilled quite literally every twist before it aired. Wait, speaking of producers – who is Madisson on a date with? Oh, it’s “ISH”, the FORTY-SIX-YEAR-OLD, BALD, AND OVERWEIGHT FORMER PRODUCER OF SIESTA KEY. Unlike Juliette’s father, Scott, I’ve met Madisson’s Dad before, so it’s not immediately apparent to me as to why she has serious Daddy issues. I’m hoping the root of this unfolds during the season. Ish, or “baby” as Madisson calls him, (again, he’s 46, so I’m not sure “baby” is the most fitting nickname, but to each her own) decides it will be totally normal to jet back to the key and surprise the children he used to exploit the cast with the announcement of his new relationship. I can’t wait.

Okay, we’re back at a dinner date – but a much more age-appropriate one between Juliette and her new man, former bachelorette contestant, Robby. I’m not a bachelor franchise fan and unfortunately for Robby, I’m NOT a Robby fan either. He’s not hot and he’s not cool. That’s literally it. Discussing this further would be a waste. Oh, it’s worth noting that new roomies Chloe and Madisson also meetuppe during this time to discuss Madisson and Ish. (Mish, if you will. Some prefer Dadisson.) Thank you, Chloe, for reacting to the news in a very relatable way by chugging alcohol and hiding in your clothing.

Um, who is this hottie emerging from a PJ? It’s the fabulous Cara, with a new nose! Normally I love to hate her - she has that je ne sais quoi – but right now, I just love her. Removing your nose job bandages on film is the kind of 2020 realness I need in my life. Enter G BABY! We’ve missed you and your utter lack of awareness, Garrett! But the love birds aren’t exactly happily reuniting – there’s def some tension in the air. Uh oh! Cara immediately becomes annoyed that Garrett both broke her heart AND kept his lips shut about her new nose. Poll – would you rather your boyfriend intentionally squeeze your fat as fuck thighs, or neglect to comment on your surgically enhanced face? The choice is yours.

While Juliette’s graduation party is great, if Alex doesn’t throw a start-of-the-summer rager, I’m suing MTV. More specifically, I’m suing YOU, Gary. Anyways, as Juliette and de ghurls are getting ready for the party, Juliette’s asked who she likes boning more – Boring Robby or shrek Alex. She hesitates for a moment but then says Robby. I take that pregnant pause as a confirmation of what I’ve known all along – Alex is great in bed and that’s the only reason Juliette was obsessed with him. (Edit – this has been confirmed on her Instagram story.)

Cut to: Cara, G baby, and Cara’s new androgynous and likely lesbian friend, Victoria, getting drinks. I don’t know what’s more confusing – the fact that Cara claims Victoria is her best friend or the fact that Garrett continues to piss Cara off by defending Kelsey while she incessantly brings her up.

Party time! But it wouldn’t be a party without Chloe intervening in something that has nothing to do with her in an attempt to destroy Juliette’s happiness. While wearing a Kentucky derby inspired hat/headband, nonetheless! Chloe and Amanda sit down with Boring Robby the second he arrives to grill him with some genual questions about his “intentions” with Juliette. And I can’t help but immediately think of that scene in Twilight when Police Chief Charlie Swan pulls out his shotgunné to intimidate his daughter’s 108-year-old vampire soul mate. Thank you, Catherine Hardwicke/ Stephanie Meyers, for this image.

At this point, I have to question Chloe’s sexuality because I can’t think of a single other reason as to why she would be so invested in Juliette’s relaysh with Robby. Is he a “phony”, simply using Juliette for fame? Maybe! But aren’t they all kind of doing that anyway? It’s like, they’re on a reality show for God’s sake. After Boring Robby says absolutely nothing of interest, (read: BORING Robby,) something actually exciting happens. Kelsey slithers over to publicly flirt with G baby in an attempt to piss off Cara, and it totally WORKS! Nice!

The second Cara sees Kelsey and G baby talking, her eyes fill with fire and she almost burns her new nose off. It’s funny that she portrays herself as such a sophisticated, cosmopolitan gal, yet she’s so blatantly insecure about trashy Kelsey and Garrett, the braindead body of meat, talking about absolutely nothing. Stop slumming it and start dating Zaddies like Madisson!

After Garrett tells Kelsey that Cara has banned him from talking to her, Kelsey marches up to Cara, grabs her by the hand, and you just KNOW the rumors are true – World War III is HAPPENING! Kelsey and Cara immediately establish that they’re not each other’s “kind of person”, and then Kelsey tells Cara that she can’t wait for Cara’s “life to explode.” Cara fires back with the ULTIMATE diss, claiming that Kelsey doesn’t even have her GED! We find out this is, in fact, not true via Instagram, thanks to Kelsey’s iconic photo of none other than GARRETT holding her on her graduation day. Okay, high school level educated kween! Go off!

Pls note caption

Here’s the thing: I dislike Cara and Kelsey, both for entirely different reasons, but IMO, Kelsey won this round. Cara came off as insecure, psychotic, and just plain mean! Cara, a word of advice? Stop gallivanting around tacky Florida and return home to America’s Kingdom – New Jersey.

 Pay close attention everyone - we’re almost done and you’re about to witness reality show television HISTORY. And it is a BAG. OF. WEIRD. After Boring Robby buys Juliette a trip to Greece, Madisson and her new Dad man walk in, and EVERYONE IS SHOOK. Seriously. The cast is genuinely shocked. Please note their faces when Madisson and Ish waltz into Juliette’s grad party hand in hand. Arguably the most thrown off person of all, of course, is BG. He hastily confronts his former producer, and refers to Ish’s relationship with his ex as a “bag of weird.” Honestly, Brandon, I have to agree with you. And so does literally everyone else in the world.

After Brandon huffs, puffs, and exits, everyone gets over the initial shock of Madisson’s upsettingly old “boy”friend and the episode winds down. But there’s one twist. We learn via Chloe’s texts that Alex is on his way back from Europe. Probably wearing all the luxe clothes Chloe shipped him from Siesta Key. Because who trusts European clothes, am I right? Anyways, something tells me that Boring Robby doesn’t stand a chance once Alex touches down on the Key. But we’ll have to wait until next week to find out.

Fin

[kkkkimmy]

Hindi naman ako yung nagtanong sayo bat kita pagaaksayahan ng oras ano bang mapapala ko sayo kung may sasabihin man ako sayo hindi ako mag aanon. Palibasa circle nyo samahan ng mga pokpok kaya threaten ka

HAHAHAHA TANGINANG TO HAHAHA SIGURADUHIN MONG WALA KANG LANDI DYAN SA KATAWAN MO HUH HAHAHAHAHA TAENANG TO. GHURL JUST WAIT AND SEE SA MGA PINAG GAGAWA MO LALO NA PURO KA DUMP ACCT CANT EVEN SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE TO THE SOC MED HAHAHA BC SHE KNOWSSS SHE KNOWSSS KAYA WAIT KA LANG DYAN AT CHILL FOR THE MEANTIME MWA

[superbolt]

Quiz Eps.

— 11:03 pm // 02.16.2022

I started a quiz today at 11:30 am with classes in between. It took me almost 12 hours to finish it but I guess I could have passed it an hour early only if I did stick with my idea on a 3-point question. Not the stressest yet, I dont think so hahaha. But todaaay, it’s the “Peace tayo, peace” HAHAHAHAH

— 1:45 am // 02.19.2022

It’s a pre-quiz craming time. How can i even fit all these 31 vidlecs in a night? hahahah galing half way to go. Ok tuloy tuloy.

The quiz was so awful, I can't even...

— 11:48 pm // 02.21.2022

Okayy so, I am currently reviewing for our sepa exams tomorrow and duuude my answer in my recent quiz was so bad, like supeeer bad brooomam. Tipong nakakahiyang ipacheck, its beyond disaster HAHAHHHA. UGHHH. K tuloy tuloy. 🙃

—9:13 pm // 03.04.2022

not quiz-related pero funny. So i assumed na there is no class kaninang 4:30 and nagpost din yung prof ng assignment. Okay, so aware ako na may gagawin but then i didn't even have the plan of checking the due date kasi naman sanay na day/s ang duration hahaha pero pagkabukas ko ng around 7:50, due na pala nung 7:30. Edi i told my friends, thank God we really are friends. Walang nagcheck ng due date hahaha. Yung lang hihi.

— 1:18 am // 03.07.2022

grabe im taking so so long already with this SA. ive manipulated the formula pero di ko parin makuha kuha huhu. Maglab na yata ako.

— 5:29 am // 03.10.2022

discorded from 9 pm to 5:27 am. kinda felt productive, really. tho im not finish yet. zZz. dont wanna have my 7:30 class later- hopefully none.

— 6:28 am // 03.15.2022

discorded from 8:30 to pass 6 and cooked some rice before going to sleep. all my dues are done except for lab, tho im done answering but i didnt turn it in yet

— 2:30 am // 03.17.2022

was planning to finish my el62 and start with my lab computation tonight kaso I just couldnt think straight and fast so tulog nalang muna hihu. My el62 prof is so extra lang in making our quizzes, it makes you work really hard for your score haha. night!

just to share sumthin about this^... so it was around 5:15 pm already when i asked my friend how many pages she was able to do, and out of surprise she told me that she was STILL about to do it. lokang loka si ghurl, our due date is 6:30 that day, and how can u even think and search that fast within approx 1 hr 40 mins. time left (ang hirap kaya magsearch and all knowing that it requires a "detailed" output daw) hahahah grabe samantalang if Ill calculate how much time i spent to finish it, dude thats half day for me hahahha baka more pa. Plus, I was able to fill up full 5 pages including references hahhaha. I cannot with that kind of risk and pressure lang. Power to my friend hahaha. IBA.

— 10:51 am // 03.18.2022

finished video A, did half of the lab computations last night and slept at 6:18 am kanina. i woke up around 9 to eat my breaky and now im back to bed, planning to wake up by lunch or 1 so i can immediately start reviewing for my quiz tomorrow < so sad that i cant make it to the province with my mom huhu > k, l8ers. " 2:44 pm -- woke up at pass 1 to review and kakaend ko lang since i feel sleepy na. im left with 3 vids for video B and another 3 from video C grabe ang hard to understand :€ nakakastress, idk if im still gonna finish it all or just push thru on practice probs. im literally having an absorption crisis. 💀

— 12:38 // 03.18.2022

stopped reviewing already, sleep is more important especially when u know that there is nothing's going inside your head na. haays. hoping for the best or atleast better tomorrow. thank u Lord agad ~.~ gnight and best of luck!

— 3:31 am // 03.25.2022

had a research night with my besties, it was a productive and a fun one. these baes never failed to be so cool. I kinda laughed a lot too and even discorded alongside it. :>> waiting for dad to wee, so i can immediately paint the ceiling part after hahahaha, tibay yarn. ~ seg lang, i really want to eat shawarma from the sharwarma in bloom bukas or sa sat. Di pwedeng matapos nang di ako nakakakain ng tinda nilang shawarma hmm lets see.

— 2:48 am // 05.16.2022

answered our solution thermo quiz ng 11:30 am and submitted it pass 9 pm. After dinner, I immediately started with my PhychemLab quiz and natapos ko naman din by pass 12 then reviewed sobrang a little lang on CRE. Ang sakit parin talaga ng back ko huhu. goodnight. Buy ako ballpen tomorrow.

— 12:25 am // 05.18.2022

no naps for today. Quiz whole noon to evening. Im more of tired than drained? anw ill get things done tomorrow na hopefully all. And go buuuuy ballpen refill for real na tomorrow.

[moonlight-sweets]

my crush has a youtube channel and she uploaded a song that she made.. it’s so good!! 🥺 she mentioned how she made it in just one day like GHURL WHAT SKDGDKDHDJSH

her voice is so.. *chefs kiss* 😳💞 but the lyrics seem like she’s referring to a certain boy so ouch for me 😔

[bisluthq]

“Coming out as a Democrat” I am not even American and I was weirded out by that. Like if it was just an article of her being political but a movie? Like ghurl if you were a former Republican (if those myspace screenshots were true) then it would sort of make sense that you made a big deal of switching parties but still weird. She was making a big deal out of it. Still love her though

I mean the thing is she only ever voted Dem? Like she voted for Obama twice and then Clinton (and I get why she sat that endorsement out) and then she.... made a whole documentary to say “I, much like every other person in my social circle, am not going to be voting for Donald Trump.”

Like idk it was a ~choice~ and not a good one.

Again. The issue isn’t that she should be more political - fucked if I care. It’s that she shouldn’t have made a whole big song and dance about how that was her plan going forward and proceed to be extreeeeeeeemely underwhelming at best and to overstep as an ally - if that’s what she is - at worst.

The whole thing could have been one Vanity Fair article. It didn’t require a documentary.