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a witch!
#super tiny witch because school has taken over my life#but anyway#shes a tiny one#slay the princess#slay the princess art#slay the princess fanart#slay the princess princess#stp#stp witch#stp fanart#stp princess#black tabby games
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“I don’t want to do this.”
“C’mon, you know weddings are fun! You’ll be fine.”
“It’s not the actual shindig that’s the issue; it’s the traveling four states over to get there. That drive is gonna take me like, twelve hours. Be glad you’re a borrower and don’t have to travel for cousins’ weddings.”
“Dude, you’re joking, right? Last year my brother had a destination wedding, two blocks down the street at that house with the big birdbath. It took me three weeks to travel there. I had to fight a CHIPMUNK.”
“Goddamn.”
“I wish I could have drove. The birdbath pool party reception ruled, though.”
“Oh, nice. Open bar?”
“Tinies don’t do that. It was Open Bottle. One open bottle of rum, and we were thriving.”
“Fuck yeah.”
#g/t#giant tiny#theres like three different punchlines i could have ended it on here but i just kept going#im going to a wedding this weekend which will be fun. BUT THE DRIVE 😭#a nurse testing me for vertigo told me i have the worst case of motion sickness she ever saw#and she worked there for like. thirty years.#me and long car rides do NOT mix#alcohol mention#tw alcohol mention#its going to be an extremely religious wedding too. my cousins follow a v rigid denomination#which i dont judge like believe what u want! but they are super traditional#im gonna walk in with my green hair and cunty dress and the inlaws r gonna throw rocks at me 😭#my mom asked me to wear leggings and a jacket to ‘avoid a family fight’#which if it was just ME affected then i wouldnt care. but i dont want my aunt to give my mom shit :/#anyways im bringing my weed pen so itll be okay 💖
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Josie Pinup for @thedeafprophet ;) (full nudity below the cut)
i think october wants her cloak back josie 🤭
(based on this:)
#(yes i can draw legs properly HOWEVER josie has EDS so i wanted to have her hyper-extending the one knee because. she deserves to be#seen as pretty Including her bendy joints damnit!!!!!!!)#anyways#phantom of the opera moments much josie? my my#you guys would not BELIEVE how my phone has SLAUGHTERED this piece in particular!!! i can't even do my normal little photo app editing trick#(telling my phone to use the 'enhance' or 'contrast' settings :( )#like. in person josie is super super smeared and washed out in her reflection! but october is actually only a tiny bit smeared and not#washed out at all! so she Sticks Out a lot!!! because she's a parabolan ghost with a lot of parabolan power mastery and i wanted her to seem#... Disturbingly Tangible#but my phone picks up on fucking NONE of that#and yet somehow it's picking up and EMPHASIZING all this white texture and spotting that is legitimately Barely Visible in person#and like. her stretch marks are nowhere near as bright!! they're nice and natural looking i prommy#and it's over-emphasizing the lightness of her palms too aaaaaaaa#anyways. I'm crying over how my phone just. murders my art for funsies. waugh#please please please i promise it looks a thousand times better in person 😭😭😭#her face too :(#alas alas.#dye stained art#suggestive#also tmblr don't kill me this is a fuckung pinup. artistic nudity. aaa#sometimes i will just draw ocs naked for stress relief!!! because i like how bodies are shaped#hnnnnnng gold ink <3#mirrors#ask to tag#others ocs#josie
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scrolled a little too far back on mogetwt and found pure gold:
#i miss mitsumona… i love asumona y e s but mitsumona~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#‘where were you when this part of idol sengen was being serialised?’ trapped outside due to regionlock s o b s#man… looking at idol sengen on piccoma again like. gosh. 7.9 million hearts/likes so trueeeee#which do you think we’ll get first: mitsuki mv (a la gijirenai) or idol sengen s2?#the crumbs we get of her in mona mvs isnt enoughhhhhhhh aaaaa#even a 1 image mv would do!!! just give us a tiny bit more of her plsssss#i wanna know what made mona such a huge fan of hers~~~~~~~#though. the way mona specifies that she only likes girl idols will forever be funny to me#she really can’t care less about lxl huh… so true of her tbh#girl idols are a m a z i n g (<-weakling who tears up while watching love live live recordings)#like. man. props to the casting directors or sth bc. m a n their stage presence is unreal for idol vas#like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa if you told me the vas were idols themselves id believe you#rkk was so cute. and aik.yan was super cool (esp during her solo) a n d ain.ya was both cute and cool and!!!!!!!!!#but um!!!! i digress!!!! anyways stan girl idols (esp mona) lxl w h o—#i think i’ll forever be envious of those who’ll be able to watch nan.su’s mona oneman live though… no foreigners allowed (how sad)…#though y’all should def check out some of nan.su’s other songs!! her powerful songs are so cool (imo)…#but i think she’s actually really good at singing songs with cheering/chanting portions lmfaooo the monachan lives on#i think hw should give mona more cool-ish songs though… let nan.su show off her range!!!#though. while im on the topic. i think sena should have cool songs too. narumi sisters cool song p l s s s s s#(bc my hot take over here is that hw doesn’t let their vas show off their full range *c o u g h s* i m e a n—)#what am i even on anymore h e l p started on mitsumona ended up in narumi sisters cool song desires…#anyways!!!! stream silent sword (both the og by ama.miya sora and the cover by nan.su) that’s all goodbye
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GUESS WHO GOT POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF CREATIVITY AFTER SEASON 8 🗣️
#by jove this can’t be#Anyways-#supernatural#season 8 spoilers#kinda lol#supernatural fanart#dean winchester#my babygirl#in like the best worst way#naiomi supernatural#she doesn’t have a last name right???#i think#castiel#you special creature you-#sam winchester#for bonus point with his teeny tiny doodle#mwah mwah i’m super normal about this show
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my sweet little baby man is no longer with us
#he had his bloodwork done yesterday and the vet said it was fine but he doesnt have much time left#and my bestie is a vet tech who wanted to see the lab results bc she always does and she looked at them#and asked me if she can shiw them to her boss today and i was like sure and immediately knew something was up#today keekki was being himself#then i went to run some errands and when i came back he was laying in front of the front door with his tiny baby head against it#and i was like ''oh ok one of his seizures?''#and theyre like. keekki will drool and not move and they usually last for like 20 minutes (several vets have no idea whats up with those#but it was probably either a kidney or a blood pressure thing)#anyways. it did not pass in 20 minutes so i Knew#i laid on the floor next to him#then my bff sent me a message asking me if i have the time to talk about keekki and its not good news#at this point i was about to call the vet anyways#and she was like ''ok i showed these to my boss (a vet) and she got super angry that ur vet even let you leave the clinic''#bc apparently keekkis bloodwork was so bad he should have been put down then and there but my vet was like a fresh half graduate#so i dont hold it against her. anyways i got an euthanasia appointment for this evening and spent the time before it laying on the couch#crying with keekki in my arms#i had to carry him bc he couldnt really walk without stumbling and falling down#when i had to get up to get his carrier and stuff ready he was taking a nap on the couch where i left him and i took this pic#anyways worst vet visit of my life i could hardly even do anything but nod half the time bc speaking results in me sobbing#anyways. this fucking sucks#i dont know how ill be able to sleep tonight#its been years since i last slept at home without having a little guy plop into my arms#i spent a long time with him in the vet room when he was gone#it feels surreal ive given him his last ever forehead kisses#as i left the room i told him bye the exact same way ive been saying bye to him for the last very many years ive had him#its always moikka keekki before i go to work or the store or literally anything#and that was my last moikka keekki#i hope he felt how loved he was#my dad is sending me older pics of me and keekki and he looks so happy in them. hes always right next to me#idk man im going to stop rambling now
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oc idea where a sleepy girl is constantly pulling all nighters to get assignments done so when shes asleep shes out for the night. the borrower in the house gets too used to that fact and tries going for her coffee and sleepy girl wakes up
#the power of gt ocs took over my body to make this happen#more wlw gt ocs because i cant get enough of itttttt#gt#g/t#giant tiny#giant/tiny#borrower#borrower oc#also yea story wise these two would fall in love#IM A SUCKER FOR LOVE STORIES AND PINING AAAAAHHGHGHHH#this is MY self indulgent art im allowed >:3#okay okay ready for rambles? sleepy would pretend that she doesnt have any suspicions and carry on life#starts leaving snacks and foods out in the kitchen#leaves stuff around the house to make it easier for the borrower to climb#borrower is oblivious dumbass who thinks shes just super good at this recently#scene where sleepy dozes off to a show and opens her eyes later to borrower watching the show from behind her coffee cup#sighing and closing her eyes so that the borrower can watch her show#shes seen this episode anyways#damn i really put this all in the tags#hmm#thx for reading lol#oc max#oc evelyn
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Kept the wolf on a leash. This time. But the elf option is just so funny to me. I was so tempted.
Love is (almost) strangling somebody together. 💖
#Divinity#Divinity: Original Sin 2#DOS2#Ifan ben-Mezd#not that I don't imagine that my girl would want to#given the subject matter#but she's just too soft for it#still growing her fangs at this point#and she's had some time to process things after Zanisima#also Ifan doesn't immediately realise it#takes him a moment#but just as things aren't so simple with him#I think she'd have a reason to believe now that they might not be so simple with Hannag#didn't regret it either in the end#also I don't know about the character models in this game#but the narration consistently makes Ifan sound really tall#like REALLY tall#like WAY too tall#if he can lift a LIZARD 'clean off the ground' by the neck#lizards are huge#and elves are super tall and there are certain lines that make my elf seem shorter or at least similar height#here I thought I was in for a tiny husband#in comparison with an elf anyway#and then my character isn't much taller than him according to the narrator#what does this mean for her then huh?#hmm#tall couple tall couple 👏👏👏
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Three of them
#fire emblem#feh#DIRECTLY INSPIRED by how sometimes i like to cheat in heroes journey and bring duo al/sharena LMFAOO#two of them and some other guy. idk when it happened it just integrated here.#world is a fuck born to tag along. this applies to BOTH moe and sharena i think.#it is so funny and so important to me actually that 'sometimes there's a third one' applies to both of them#anyways please please PLEASE read into the characterization in the poses bc i'm going to throw up. and cry#like fuck i'll do it for you actually LMFAO like moe is just silly. nosferatu ass. why do you sleep like that.#it doesn't like being touched a whole lot though. it's extremely picky about it. it's easier to hold a stuffed animal instead.#alfonse has a higher tolerance for touch but it's still situational. but when he touches he clings.#also. one hand gripping the plush goat ear. an acknowledgement of moe's boundaries.#and the other hand. lightly subconsciously holding on to a tuft of sharena's hair.#sharena has grown out of being super cuddly w alfonse but she will take any and every opportunity to 'steal body warmth'#she also directly mirrors him.#also i think whenever she shares a bed/sleeping area w someone she's a bed hog. she is pushing you off that thang#if you're not Willing to be smooshed by her. also. which is why alfonse is acting as a barrier here too LMFAO#like it's just a tiny doodle esp cause i didn't have the energy to do more but it made me ache so bad#that i threw up and exploded and died. badly.#fe alfonse#sharena#moe tag#summoner oc#my art
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lmao looking at her insta highlights was a mistake
#i feel worse WHY DOES SHE HAVE TONED MUSCLES UGHHH#also my confidence has gone down a tiny bit bc why is she hanging out w all these cool ppl#how is this girl simultaneously a lawyer and also has her social life on max like give me a break#thered a photo of her walking around in heaven either before closing or after opening shes sooo#HOWEVER. i just had a call w her yesterday that made me realise my idea of romance is more romantic than her idea of romance#but also that she doesnt want to do smth super romancey on a 3rd date which according to my friends is fair but according to my heart#it is not. like why are u on a date if u dont wanna do anything romancey at that point just hang out w friends#odd of her to say that too considering our first two dated were quite romantic . anyway#yo this cafe is playing persian music nice. anyway yh#also she makes being middle eastern so gay yk the goodbye fake cheek kiss thing we do . where u like . kiss the air on the sides of the#persons face when ur saying goodbye. ygwim . yeah she doesnt do the fake air kisses she gives u two tender kisses like . anyway#i discussed the stuff she does w my friend and like why r her words so aloof and her actions so...not . and my friends reaction was#basically this is fuckboy behaviour. apparently he used to do that to girls ?? like tell them he rly liked them#and be all charming and romantic even tho he rly wasnt invested at all and he mostly wanted to hook up. like ok#im gonna kill myself then. why would u stroke my hair w my head on ur LAP THEN. WHAT IF SHE TURNS AROUND AND IS LIKE#oops it was nothing#....ill kms actually. no i womt. but anyway#also got added to the gc w the other lecturers givjng talks on the 6th so its getting more real#my friend was like did u do the script yet :))) . almost died shes so scary i love her . but . fuck two exams . crush. talk. ucl cambrdige#three conferences aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA im so anxious i dont even feel anything atp#......I HAVE NO MONEY!!! TO TOP IT OFF#my crush and i are both iranian (aka born w extremely expensive taste woven into our genes) but i wanna like#treat her w the entire 2 quid in my bank account ig ♡♡♡#crushposting
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i love minor npc details that change after a quest
#like not just dialogue but stuff they used to do or a different place they go. idk#i was near namai for botany stuff#and I just noticed azami used to visit her parents' grave but now she doesn't#don't ask me why i know this aksdjf i have randomly been on that hill too many times#i just didn't realize a particular quest would alter that but it makes total sense#anyways i love tiny details that change like that even if they're not super noticeable?? ahhh#ffxiv#hannah.txt
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did you ever watch fargo? it has similar story beats to true detective, at least, season one (it’s another anthology type series, crime focused) there’s a dude in there who i think you’d get a kick out out of… very much quietly intensely batshit insane and Off™️ but somehow presents himself as the sanest one in the room. he’s rust cohle, in a way, but murderer, not detective
Thanks for the rec! Watched S1 over the past week or so. Was good but it frustrated me. Billy Bob Thornton Serial Killer was the highlight, you were right! He was very fun. What a weirdo.
I don't know if it was that I grew up in an area with accents like theirs so I was like, hyper aware They Are Doing An Accent, or that it was based on Coen Brother's work, but a lot of the characters felt... rather like caricatures? I don't know, something about it had a wall between me and it, where I wasn't immersed so they felt like We Are Actors On A Set Delivering Lines Really Well rather than I was in the moment, if that makes any sense. Maybe it was the monologues, Flannigan series can have the same affect to me.
Still, was a really good cast. I needed Martin Freeman to get his comeuppence like three episodes sooner, my god that man could just wiggle out of everything (SPOILER he sent his wife to get shot???? what the fuck is wrong with him. I was screaming SPOILER OVER). I always like it when Colin Hanks pops up in things. Allison Tolman and Billy Bob Thornton fucking carried the whole thing, they were the only two I didn't really get the I Am Delivering Lines With Emotion And This Thick Minnesotan Accent feeling.
Writing was generally tight, too. Good full circle moments and Chekov's guns, pieces came together in satisfying ways. Was fun to be rooting for Molly to catch her killers and for Billy Bob to fucking get Martin Freeman. I think it could have been one episode shorter, or skipped the time jump, to give the police a modicum more competence, they were killing me.
Idk if I'll watch the other seasons, I did enjoy it overall. Might check out the newest one because I'm a slut for Jon Hamm.
#i'm hit or miss on coen brothers so this feels fitting that i was both hit and miss on this#i wonder if i wasn't so familiar with the accent if i would have felt differently about the acting#because i think the accent pushed some slight overacting#and i just happen to be familiar with the subtleties and midwest niceness that lurks underneath those big nasally sounds#to feel like things weren't lining up quite right#that said i super enjoyed the accents lol#my wisconsin accent has calmed down over the years since i've been away but it's not *gone*#so i always enjoy a little dip back in - little wave back at my roots#anyway anon - thanks again for the rec!#sharkneto speaks#ask response#oh my god i almost forgot!!#the surprise kate walsh!#she came on and i was like ''i know you who are you''#and then she gave a condescending laugh and it tripped my recognition for her ''you're kate walsh!!! :D'' she's always fun#i'm back to ramble more down here#i think my favorite Midwest Content is an episode of This American Life#where the entire episode is dedicated to the story of these two girls in tiny town wisconsin who got switched at birth#and on of the mothers knew and never said anything because she didn't want to Cause Problems or embarrass the doctor who made the mistake#i sent it to all my non-wisconsin friends like ''this right here is exactly what small town wisco is like this is what i grew up in'' lol
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character/story/oc inspiration tag
rules: write up a blurb or make a visual collage of the people or characters (from books, TV shows, movies, etc.) that inspired your story and/or OC, either visually, personality wise, or just a general vibe
i just had to do it again for my girl terri
#terri yamamoto#as far as i can remember terri is less based on tv shows or movies but more based on vibes lol#well idk she was based a lot on chiaki kuriyama and idol culture in japan#not that chiaki is an idol but it is very common for idols in japan to do inappropriate photos (for minors at least)#i also based her on the idea of child modelling in japan and how it was very common in the '90s for whole ass children to pose nude#to this day you do not have to look that hard for these types of photos of certain japanese celebrities#not all of them are super inappropriate but we should not be letting child models pose nude in any context#ive also seen a lot of movies from the 2000s and 2010s that just show like mundane japanese life that i based some of her life off of#but ultimately i was intrigued by the ideas of a child celebrity who grows up and just wants to escape it all at any cost but it still#finds her#and the incredible void and self-destructive behaviors that depression can cause#AND a tiny bit of inspiration of mima from perfect blue#none of the psychological horror themes of the film but just the idea of her being famous and how it started to destroy her#anyway this is long and most of her story is only in my head or just not shared here yet so this is probably confusing#tag game#nonsims
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BIG gummy worm for baby Bean
#tarantula#caribena versicolor#spiders#dead bugs#her colors look so fucking pretty rn these dont even do her justice#she took this prey so lazily also flskjdfhj just kinda felt it for a minute before slowly striking#im p sure it's the biggest food she's ever been offered#it was just slightly bigger than i rly wanted to feed her but u cant be super picky with 75% off hornworms#there was a tiny one in there as well which i'd love to give sprout. IF she would stop hiding#but anyway she honestly hasnt eaten as much as i'd have liked since her molt#and hornworms are of course super high in moisture#so that's rly good for her#i'm hoping she's having a lovely little spider time enjoying her feast#in a couple days when she's not hungry and also done eating i might try handling her#we'll see#baby: bean#ALSO she's finally started webbing up a good convenient cave for herself in the top corner :`)#so much easier to get food to than her previous hide near the bottom between some leaves
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My brother, SIL and niece went to Disney in Florida a while back and they brought me back this fan as a gift
(in part because I carry a hand fan with me most of the time bc I get so warm) and I’m v thankful and also find it so funny that this is the gift that was chosen. I’ve never even come out to them they just know I’m Like This.
#it’s HUGE not actually usable which makes it funnier I love it#I also got a tiny merida figurine#because apparently a family gave it to my niece with a little note attached with like ‘from the smith family!’#which was a super cute gesture but she does not care about disney princesses even Merida like she isn’t interested#she was there for Star Wars almost 100% she wanted a lightsaber#but obvs 10-11 year old at disney they’re gonna think princess lmao#so they instead transferred it to her 27 year old aunt who loves disney princesses#it reminds me of a few years ago when we took her birthday shopping#and I dragged HER down the doll aisle once she was finished looking at Pokémon#anyway I need to remember to thank them later#bc it just occurred to me I have not
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How broken can a system be?
Why does my flatmate, with one parent being a vice-dean at a university and really not needing the money get a scholarship for one year with monthly payments.
But I got declined. Despite doing volunteer work and being a first in academia. But hey my grade is 0.4 worse than hers.
#fuuuuuuuuuuuuck I am so mad#jojo rambles#I know she is in a super privildge positon and not everyone has that type of parents in academia but fucking hell#the amount of support for academic challenges she gets from that one parent is insane#and honestly I am a tiny bit mad at her as well#bc she just tried to sell it to me as “well I just applied and didn't think I'd get it and now I kinda feel bad”#WELL GUESS YOU MIGHT JUST TOOK THE CHANCE FROM SOMEBODY TO GET MONEY WHO ACTUALLY NEEDS IT BUT HEY YOU CAN WRITE ON YOUR CV THAT YOU GOT#THAT SCHOLARSHIP WHAT A NICE BONUS TO ALL THE SHIT FUCK OF NICE THINGS YOU ALREADY HAVE FOR THAT ANYWAYS#and I am not even speaking about myself - I am still in the lucky position of my parents having the finacial option to support me#was ist das für ein kaputtes Dreckssystem?#ich check aber auch wirklich nicht warum sie sich dann überhaupt beworben hat#das ist so dumm#und sie hat auch noch n Nachrrückplatz bekommen#jeden verfickten Kackscheiß kann sie mit dem Elternteil abklären ganz zu schweigen von der Asche die in der Familie vorhanden ist#aber mir sagen dass sie n schlechtes Gewissen hat - sie weiß ganz genau dass ich gerade von meinen Ersparnissen aus der Sommerarbei lebe
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