#she's the sweetest gremlin on earth

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Mei. My beloved. I love her so.

[whydoyoucare866]

heeeeeeeeeey!!! Can I request a Earth 42! Miles fic/Head canon? Where he has a little gremlin for a girlfriend??Pleeeeeeeeease??? Gracias!! ♥️

EARTH-42 MILES HC’s

Masterlist

Hi!! ofc you can! I hope I can meet your expectations since this is my first time writing HC’s, i didn’t know if you wanted it to be x reader or not, sorry I went a bit over the edge😭😭

Earth 42-Miles Morales x Gremlin Girlfriend

Okay, let’s start with the fact that since he is around his mom a lot, he has a really good Spanish, and a little bit of an accent while speaking english

Unless she understands Spanish, I don’t think he would speak it out of nowhere or that much, sure, maybe some spanglish, or him turning to Spanish when he forgets a word (Or unless he doesn’t want her to understand what he’s saying)

Rio would be a little skeptical at first if she’s not hispanic, or at least know how to say hi, please and thank you in Spanish, but she would be the sweetest once she accepts her

Let’s be honest, we all saw the way Earth-42 Miles is skinnier than Spider-man Miles and has way more eye bags, so his girlfriend and family would probably worry about him a lot

If she is hispanic, then everything changes, he would constantly speak Spanish around her and they would both speak it when they don’t want anyone to understand them

Now onto the gremlin thing (i’m a tall girl so i’m sorry if i didn’t get this right)

So, we all know Miles isn’t the tallest, but he isn’t the short, so it wouldn’t be hard for him to be with a girl who is way shorter than him

I think he would use cringy Spanish nicknames but in a teasing way, he would definitely make fun of her by calling her “enana” or “chaparrita”

It would take a while for him to un ironically use Spanish nicknames, because he would definitely cringe at them at first

I don’t think he would call her mamacita, (maybe he would but I hate that nickname so let’s pretend he wouldn’t)

He would probably make fun of her by putting his arm on top of his head, or putting stuff on the higher place so you can’t reach it

I think his gf would probably get into trouble by thinking she can beat bigger guys who happen to upset her and he would have to either defend her or drag her out of there

He loves the height difference, specially when they’re cuddling, or when he’s holding her hand and he realizes the size diferente

Okay, I think he would need a girl who’s the opposite of him, bubbly, positive, or at least someone who has the ability to make him see positively at least for a second

This man would PROTECT HER with his life, he can’t risk losing someone else

He would think it’s kinda funny when she tries to act mad because she’s just too adorable, unless it’s serious, then even he can fear her

The man would HATE when other guys use her height to try and flirt with her by “making fun of her for being short”, or even worse comparing hands with her

He would think it’s cute and maybe a little bit funny when she gets jealous or as i said, anything that involves her being mad, for him it would be hilarious to see a little person red of anger either trying to contain herself or being over dramatic

Would probably make her jealous on purpose just to see that

He would have a bitch face and everyone would ask her if her boyfriend hated them, unless he’s with her

He would LOVE to hug you and feel the height difference

Picking you up really easily while tickling each other, or her ignoring her, which is kinda unfair

He would be really open with her and allow himself to be happy, just when they’re alone though, don’t get me wrong, he isn’t afraid of being seen treating his girl right, but in public he can’t bee seen as someone vulnerable and would probably just keep a straight face while listening to her babble about something, people would even doubt that he is good for you (of course he is)

I don’t think sleepover’s with him would be that regular even if he wanted them to be, he has a hispanic mom and they’re really strict about girls and boys sleeping in the same place, it would take a while to convince Rio to let them have a sleepover (and her mom as well if she’s hispanic)

When they do have sleepovers don’t doubt that he would fall asleep with her on his chest

[rpking99]

V-Tubers

A more lore focused and inspired take than the streamer versions. Stocking closer to their canon lore with minimal influence from the performers

HoloLive

HoloMyth (EN Gen 1)

Myth is the first group of English HoloLive girls. All mythical beings to some degree.

Calliope 'Calli' Mori

Calli, or Mori, is a shinigami. A reaper. The Grim Reaper is her mentor, who she calls Death-Sensei, and she does.... Normal reaper stuff. She's also big into rap music and has modified her scythe so it can be used as a guitar

Kiara Takanashi

Kiara is a phoenix, and the head of KFP. Kentucky Fried Phoenix. Immortal, able to be revived from death as the famous fire bird can, she works hard and ensured her workers do the same. An amazing dancer, cheerful and supportive. She will hug you or punch you without hesitation, if you are friend of foe of course.

Amelia 'Ame' Watson

A normal human detective. With a watch that lets her travel through time. Think a mix of Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Who. Who is also more than happy to talk about how she Ground Pounded your mama last night.

Gura Gawr

Gura is from Atlantis. Having stolen the trident from the king she eventually found her way to land, with mostly amnesia of the events. Just knowing the kingdom had long since fallen. She is on so very old, the shark girl is a gremlin of terror

Ina'nis 'Ina' Ninomae

Ina is the priestess of the Ancient Ones. Eldritch beings that grant her powers. Ina pays her followers, the Takodachi, with cookies. One of the sweetest, kindest beings alive. A wonderful master of an artisr. Cheerful and gentle, a shimmering light that sits atop the darkness.

HoloPromise (EN Gen 2)

Promise focuses on a council of beings who govern the universe. With one of their original members gone, the council swore a promise to assist each other as they brought in another

Irys

Irys is a nephilim, a singer and known as Hope. A being who brings hope to any and all, letting her sing carry out it's beauty... Although she is half of light and half of darkness. And that darkness comes out in some... Mischievous ways

Kronii Ouro

The Warden of Time, Kronii comes across as a serious and professional being who watches over all of time. But seeing all of time, protecting ever moment, means seeing yourself at infinitum as well. Is it any wonder she loves herself so?

Fauna Ceres

Fauna is mother nature, as the Warden of Nature. Animals, flora, all of earth is hers to guard, to flourish and protect. She is soft spoken and adorable in her manner of speaking. A mother type personality to the core

BaelZ 'Bae' Hakos

Bae is the leader of the Council, and she is the Warden of Chaos! Of insanity and randomness and bratty weirdness! .... She is also a rat. .... But a cute rat. A magnificent dancer, Bae is a ball of energy that will focus on keeping everyone smiling and full of motivation even when she's crawling around basically without any strength left. A being who almost never looses her smile or her passion.

Mumei Nanashi

Mumei is the Warden of Civilization. She has forgotten her real name many, many, many times. As civilization rises, and as it falls. She is in charge of humanity, technology and their progress and society as a hole. And as you can expect with such a job, even thr most joyful of civilizations has a dark side to it...

HoloAdvent (EN Gen 3)

Advent are all prisoners who escaped their other worldly prison.

Nerissa 'Rissa' Ravencroft

Nerissa is a demon of sound. Of song. The bird girl's love empowering her voice that makes her songs potent, powerful. Enchanting. Mind and soul. And so she was sealed away. Girl crazy, she is very casual and cheerful. Playful, sensual and seductive.

Shiori Novella

Shiori can best be described as cheerful and dorky. She's kind-hearted, though she often teases those she is close with. She is known as the Archiver, the unofficial leader of Advent. A seeker of knowledge, turning books and memories she loves into bookmarks to later enjoy, she came across forbidden knowledge. Forbidden knowledge that lead to her being locked away... And the break out that freed Advent

Fuwawa Abyssgard

She is not a chihuahua, she is Fuwawa! The older sister of the Abyssguard sisters, she is known as the fuzzy one. The sisters being demon guard dogs, often refuted to as just puppies for their excited and curious nature. The two sealed away and imprisoned, seemingly just for being dogs and overly excited. Fuwawa is definatly the carmer one, with a sweet and gentle tone, but she does get super eager and cheerful when talking and chatting.

Mococo Abyssgard

She is not Fuwawa, she is Mococo! The younger of the sisters, the fuzzy one, she is much more energetic and aggressive than her older sister. Ready to clash with another,highly suspicious and agressive. The type of dog who will be at your ankles 24/7 either out of aggression or because she wants to play. She and her sister often bark with their cry if "Bau Bau" at random, sometimes just to end conversations cleanly

Bijou 'Biboo' Kouseki

Bijou is rock. Rock of human emotions solidified in a true brilliance that makes others love her, but also leading to greed, dark hearted people becoming aggressive and angry as they desire to posses her. Leading to her being locked away for her down safety. Biboo is bubbly, friendly, and often easily excited. A meme lord, a terror, a jokester. But also wholesome as she refuses to swear, even using the word's 'bleep' and 'dang it's instead.

HoloJustice (EN Gen 4)

A task force set up to take down Advent and being them back to their Cell. Their mission, to monitor them and drag them back when the time is right

Elizabeth Rose BloodFlame

Elizabeth, or Liz for short, is the leader of Justice. The Scarlet Queen, Lady Bloodflame is in charge of monitoring and capturing Narissa Ravencroft... And she is very dutiful of that job.... This marvelous singer, this powerful warrior, song and battle are all the same to her. Letting it beautiful songs as she says her foes. Vey traditional high class monarch attitude, but also super sweet and cheerful. Able to switch between "Kneel before your monarch, knave!" and "Later Luv, have a bloody good time!" at the drop of a hat. While serious and mission minded, she is also easily flustered and rather peaceful. Also, British.

V-Shojo

A group of carefree and fun seeking oddballs who are highly into the more sensual and random shit

Projekt Melody

Projekt Melody is a futuristic AI program that was initially made to scan and cleanse files until she was infected with a porn-based virus, causing her to be obsessed with any variety of sexual topics and actions. She is very upfront about her obsession with sexual topics and makes herself known as someone well-versed in the subject of sexual attraction, placing a great emphasis on her obsession with hentai, to the extent that she gives herself the alias of "Professor Hentai". But she's also super casual and goofy as well

Iron Mouse

A demon queen who goes by several names… but has also been rumored to be Satan herself. She is a friendly, fun loving demon who ran from her duties and escaped the confines of Hell/the underworld in order to make new friends, learn new things and live life to the fullest. She has an obsession with the internet, music, lewd stuff, nerd shit, and all things cute. She wears special magical bells on her body to contain and control her power in order to better blend into the human world. If her bells ever get removed, pure chaos would ensue. It has been said that once the bells are off, her true demon queen form will be revealed. All she wants to do is to have fun and see what the human world is all about and… make as many souls friends as she can. Bubbly and carefree with sass to match anyone

Froot (Apricot)

A bittersweet Lich (NOT a Succubus! Totally Not!) who spends her days in her underworld castle drawing art. She took a turn to streaming once she realized she could harvest human souls by disguising them as Twitch Subscriptions. She is a hopeless necromantic and hopes to one day own her own Virtual Fashion brand. Froot has a very soft-spoken high pitched voice and a very calming demeanor. Also, British.

Silvervale

Long ago, in a realm not unlike Earth, a sakura spirit slumbered within the lone flower of an ancient tree. She slept until a wolf pack nestled in the tree's shade. Their love and companionship nurtured the tree in a symbiotic relationship that lasted for eons. When the wolves disappeared the flower wilted from the weight of her sadness and, longing for her lost companions, she used the last of her magics to fuse with the Spirit of the Wolf who then called upon The Wind to carry her to another world. She is known for her wholesome and caring personality as well as her sexuality and lewd jokes. A very cheerful and playful personality who is a free spirit in every sense of the word, although she is a hit of a perfectionist (I know she isn't part of V-Shojo any more. But easier to put her here)

Zentraya

A half human/half red dragon, rockstar (kinda). She is very headstrong and tends to yell at everyone around her, but loves meeting new people! She tends to play pranks and loves memes. She wants to rule humanity one day, but she's too much of an air head to do it. She also has a cyborg form she can take at times. Which is her true form? No one knows. Very laid back but passionate when the need arrises.

Total Muses: 21

[b0rista]

i keep seeing dad!levi on the tl and i cant stop thinking abt him as a dad😩 can i request drabble/hc/fic of levi and his s/o adopting gabi and falco🥰 no thoughts. just dad!levi brainrot go brrrrt

— ADOPTIVE FATHER! LEVI HEADCANONS + FALCO & GABI. ♡︎

AUTHOR'S NOTES: gn! reader.

never would you have ever expected to take in a pair of children as your own. better yet, never would you have ever expected him to. while you knew his soft side all too well, everyone has their limits.

gabi and falco moving in with you and levi likely just,, happened. a temporary housing for them, considering they had nowhere else to go. seeing as though imprisonment for a second time was a bit of a reach, it was a minor debate within headquarters regarding what to do with the two. through careful consideration, your lover made a decision.

what better way to supervise them than in our own home?

of course, the thought conflicted you. the enemy, living with you? sure, they were barely teenagers, but that didn't make them any less capable of murdering you in your slumber.

knowing levi, though, that would never be the case. the man was already the world’s most calculating insomniac, lord knows he’d never let either of those kids out of his sight. especially not around you. 

nevertheless, your guys’ experience living with the remaining warriors of marley would be far more different than either of you would ever think to realize. 

ACTUAL HEADCANONS BELOW: ⇩︎

to your surpise, falco’s quite literally the sweetest pre-teen to ever roam the earth. of course, you’d only assumed it was all an act. that was,, until you genuinely caught him attempting to befriend levi's horse one morning. he was outside holding a fistful of grass, holding it out to the thing as if it were some sort of a beast. eventually, you joined him, and you showed him just how to handle it. and while the boy seemed skeptical at first, you saw that glimmer in his eyes the moment the horse allowed him to pet its mane. from the window, levi only watched.

speaking of levi's horse, that thing absolutely despises gabi. you're not quite sure why, but it does. you've literally had to run out and claw her hair out from between its teeth before— she's scReaminG, you'Re screaming, even the horse is screaming.

"why does this keep happening to me?!"

"this has happened befoRe?"

whenever either of the two children curse, levi's quick to correct them. despite having quite the foul mouth himself, he doesn't hesitate whenever he has to toss out a blunt "language."

^ at first, they were bitter. with time, though, they stopped swearing.

a key moment in time that helped develop you and falco's relationship was one afternoon where he was helping you out with yard work. somehow, his little crush on gabi came up, and the two of you got to talking about it. after giving him some genuine, appropriate advice for a kid with a crush, he really did start looking at you differently.

as for levi and gabi, those two bonded over intense, hilarious training. he found her punching the air in his backyard, and decided to drop in with a few sarcastic pointers. somehow, it ended in him kicking the poor girl around like a rag doll— not violently, he never hurt her. instead, he fended off each and every attack she fired at him, leaving her absolutely exhausted. she was tired out, and he was perfectly fine. imagine gabi, laying on the ground, tired as shiT, and levi, gently nudging the toe of his boot into her side:

"you can fight, but you're messy. if you ever stand a chance at surviving this war you started, i suggest you clean up your act."

cue gabi, glaring.

"if you care so much, then help me become better."

and so he did 🥺🥺 the two bond over levi practically coaching her, and as the days merge into weeks, she grows to actually respect levi, and maybe even look up to him.

basically, while you and falco live your cottagecore lives and bond over horses and apple picking, levi and gabi beat the everliving shit out of eachother in the backyard. it's a great balance.

for the first couple of nights, eating at the dinner table with those two was disgustingly awkward. it was utter silence, nothing more. however, one night, falco dropped his fork, and when he bent down to get it, he looked underneath the table for a milliseconD— there levi was, leaned down, stArinG at him. it was both hilarious and terrifying altogether, and falco ended up screeching and knocking his head into the table, hard.

"I WAS GETTING A F O R K-"

"and? gRemlin."

it surprised all of you, hearing gabi laugh. a genuine, real laugh. eventually, that turned into a conversation. and after that, you had conversations during every dinner. the development process was cruel, but worth it.

the kids help you prepare breakfast in the morning while levi downs his fourth cup of tea at the table, and it's always cute. because of you, falco knows how to make scrambled eggs! and also because of you, gabi knows how to prank somebody using an uncooked noodle. literally, she just places a piece of it between her teeth, pretend to crack her nose, and crunch. she made falco scReAm, and levi just looked at you like 🤨 bitch, tf are u teaching her

now, this was around three months into supervising them. one night, they were sitting alongside you on the sofa, and you were reading them a story. while falco was into it, gabi thought it was silly— still, though, she listened. eventually, they passed the hell out on either side of you. you drifted off, as well. when you woke up, you'd woken up to levi, his head rested onto your lap while his knees prop him up from the floor. by the looks of it, he wanted to be included.

whenever either of them step out of line, they earn a swift flick to the forehead from levi. it's a daily thing. gabi says something stupid, flick. falco slacks off during chores, flick. one time, gabi tried flicking him back, and it just started a flick war. you were done with all three of them.

both gabi and falco love telling you about marley's technology. you'd never heard of such things, and to know that they exist? shit, the look on your face is priceless. they absolutely adore getting a reaction out of you, and they often butt heads over who gets to tell you what. when they do, cue the overly aggressive forehead flicks from levi.

while levi told you not to, you couldn't help yourself. you showed them just how cool it is to use ODM gear. of course, they lost their shit, because holy hell that looks fun. your boyfriend, of course, caught you swinging from tree to tree while the two children gawked at you, and he gave you a stern talking to. before he did, though, that motherfucker joined you in the trees. again, the kids lost it.

"loOKATTHEMFALCOLOOKLOOK-"

"i'MloOokinG-"

eventually, they just think you guys are the coolest people they've ever come across. which stirs up one heLL of an identity crisis for gabi, because,, lol aren't y'all devils or sum?

[mariaaagoesblank]

i wanna make an explanation of my sbi interpretation in the dsmp before i post something else, just to get the timeline right. i'm also gonna call them certain time periods but like, so i can rmb personally.

SMP Earth: last like,,,a few decades,,,maybe a century. phil is an immortal mumza's angel of death and his best friend techno (not son) is a really good warrior (not good with blood god lore but like, this is where he would slowly become a champion / receive a blessing / grow into his destiny or wtv). they're the rulers of the antarctic empire. none of the others exist yet.

Baby Wilbur/Hypixel Techno (kind of still antarctic empire): at some point, wilbur is born. the antarctic empire keeps going until wilbur(9) is put into danger. he survives but phil now leaves to raise his son in small forest cabin (mumza is also spiritually connected to the forest, like she is now). techno also leaves, does the hypixel / skywars stuff and gets his blood god reputation.

post-SMP Earth: a few years go by, tubbo, who's like 10 (wilbur's 17), gets taken in by phil, who's still like the sweetest and most chaotic dad ever (for a year at least). this where i feel like the eryn-tommy origins happened. they are 9 (until further lore, i think they've been friends since they were 7) before eryn leaves in the stream, tommy tells him he's going to form business bay in skyblock (there's no smp earth business bay). things go well, except tommy can't actually legally get a house. (lab theory) he has no parents or guardians and he can't sign a lease. so he's homeless. he's got enough money to afford basic needs. he just can't have an actual house. business bay wants to help but tommy won't let them.

Homeless Era <3: wilbur turns 18. for the next two years or so, phil starts going on his adventures (hardcore) and all, leaving his kids alone more often, for longer periods of time. wilbur (20) has enough, takes tubbo (12) and they leave home. they move from forests to cities and they just keep moving.

after like four months on the streets, tubbo (13) meets tommy trusty innit (12) while wilbur is out busking. tommy sees this kid his age (he's so upset that tubbo's older) who's obviously new to the streets and like, teaches him the rules for half an hour. after that, they get into shenanigans - pickpocketing, scamming, being generally disruptive - as they should. wilbur finishes busking and he's got like, a good amount. tommy, who has Definitely Not been listening to the probably also homeless man with his cool guitar, immediately notices. tommy thinks this prick is an easy scam. wilbur thinks this gremlin is just a tiny bit adorable. tubbo thinks this is hilarious. they get attached.

pre-Dream SMP: one year passes with wilbur raising his little brothers on the streets, as they move from place to place. some days are hard but, they get by. just before the second year of homelessness starts, they meet schlatt, another scammer. after like,,,four months, schlatt somehow owns a company. he helps them out so wilbur(21), tommy(14) and tubbo(14) end up with a small cabin on the outskirts of the city. it's home. a forest grows just beyond the backyard fence. tommy meets jack while job hunting. tubbo meets eret at the library. wilbur meets niki at the bakery.

wilbur (22) and sally (22) are friends for like three months, and then they're lovers. around a year later, fundy is born (he ages faster than regular humans bla bla) Sally dies and the memories in the house are too painful so they move again (after like,,,two months? time simply shifts around yeah), to a new place called the Dream SMP.

so yeah, that's my personal sbi timeline i guess.

[aangfanclub]

liveblog s2 ep14: the tales of ba sing se

ok it is safe to say we had a LOT of feelings abt this episode. possibly the most any of us have ever had 

[abby, immediately: oh zuko. baby

levi: EVERY TIME HE’S ONSCREEN

abby: I LOVE ZUKO]

toph and katara yes!!! ladies!! we love to see it

dskjdsfjk HES SHAVING HIS HEAD WHAT A CUTIE PIE

[abby: oh look at that she pinned her hair loops back! that means they’re pinned in the back not the front

me and levi: YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE PINNED IN THE FRONT??

abby: I DIDN’T KNOW]

toph has SO much hair omg

toph has such gremlin energy sdflkjsd we love to see it

oh no baby!! imagine someone scrubbing ur eyeballs someone help toph

like a CLOWN??? that was so MEAN TOPH GO MESS THEM UP

sdjksdf YESSSS

toph said you know what would be a good one? yeeting you into the bottom of the lake

yes!!!! girls supporting girls!! this is the SWEETEST we love to see it

ohh are we just getting little snippets of everyone?? this is so interesting

iroh just be knowing things for real

where did iron get that instrument?? did he steal it just now???

aww I wish iroh would sing to me like that,, i’d never be sad again

earth bending soccer??? this is so cool omg

[me: iroh be ZOOMING

levi: yeah he got jets

me: don’t say jet in this household

levi: oh right sorry]

WITH  T H A T  STANCE SJKDLDSK IROH JUST CAME FOR THAT GUY’S WHOLE CAREER HUH

is this just a day in the life of iroh?? this is what he does every day???

this is truly iroh’s world and we’re just living in it

abby: iroh said if you’re gonna mug someone here’s how

iron just did a speedrun on his muggers redemption arc djksffjkl

STAN IROH! THATS ALL WE CAN SAY IS STAN IROH

ohh oh oh no honey,,, he misses his son so much we are all crying nooooo

[me: his soldier boy didn’t come home :(((

levi: soulja boy?

Abby: >:( ] 

ohh aang babey

[abby comments on how she can’t believe aang shaves his head and we’re forced to confront the fact that this whole time she thought he just didn’t grow hair or something]

he said my zoo is nasty and broke kjdskjsfklsd

aang buddy WHAT

abby: you’re friends with TWO animals why did you think that meant all animals

CABBAGE MAN NOOOO DSJKDSF cabbage man is the one who needs hope

THIS is a day in the life of aang???? he just be causing chaos?? sjkkldfdkljs

aang does NOT have the braincell this episode lol

ohh the whistle!!! if appa is here somewhere he heard that,, appa come back we miss you

justice for cabbage man!! cabbage man deserves better!

aang i’m sorry but what are you even doing my dude. why is this what you decided to do today fjksdfla

oh brother can EARTHBEND!! We respect aang in this household

WOAH WHAT THIS IS SO COOL OMG AANG WE LOVE YOUR ZOO

Ok fine aang i take it back. I support you and your zooing endeavors this is a valid thing to do with your day I have to admit. again, no choice but to stan aang

[the words ’the tale of sokka’ appear onscreen and we all erupt in cheers]

abby: he just be boomeranging all around for real

is sokka about to find a girl?? I feel like that’s what’s gonna happen and sokka bud that’s just not what you need I have to say

ksfdkjl this is what this is,,, sokka just wakes up every morning and Loves Women huh

[levi, paused on a frame of sokka: now THIS is baby. you guys see zuko for one split second onscreen and go “BAAAYBEEY” but THIS is what baby really looks like. I have nothing against zuko but every time he’s just walking down the street you guys go “BABY!”

me: yes!

abby: and we’re right!

levi: okay but I just don’t understand why zuko’s so baby!

me: it’s because he needs a hug! tell me you don’t look at that boy and say he needs a hug!

levi: so does iroh!

abby: yes but iron’s like, okay with himself. zuko is straight up NEVER having a good time and is convinced that he’s worthless and has to earn love bc his father is straight garbage

me: and sokka is, like, doing okay. he has the gaang. he has some self-esteem. “baby” is kind of related not only to how baby you are but also how much babying you need. zuko needs a LOT of babying.]

THEY CLAPPED FOR HIM SDFLSFJKFDJF

remarkable oaf dsjkfd SOKKA

is he about to haiku battle this girl?? is that what’s happening????

levi: this is like civilized rap battling

[we absolutely lose it and applaud wildly every time sokka completes a verse]

he’s getting kicked out for saying a haiku wrong??? dsflksda this is the funniest thing that has ever happened to sokka ever

levi, once sokka’s tale is over: THAT WAS SO SHORT. THAT WAS SO SHORT

abby: it is time for my little zucchini.

[abby and I instinctively yell “baby” at the screen as soon as zuko appears. levi has a point.]

oooo that girl just be making eyes at him for real

bro she just asked him out??? “he’d love to” IROH DSKLKLFSJD

HE COMBED HIS HAIR OMG SFJDJKSLDJD WHAT WE’RE LOSING IT ZUKO WHYYYYYY OH NO OH NO

oh thank goodness. girl Knows zuko rocks the scruffy look

oh zuko is so uncomfortable sdkjffd he SCREAMED this is not my gf and she did not bat an eye omg

zuko what??? the circus??? honey you’re so stupid

oh zuko nooooo. do not. not after you got mad at iron for warming his tea!!! zuko DO NOT

[intermission in which we all sing I see the light from tangled]

SHE DID THE DEBBIE RYAN HAIR THING JDSKFKLFGJ

[intermission in which we debate whether zuko can see out of his burned eye and whether the marks on his scar are beauty marks, additional scars, or artistic accents he drew on himself]

he gave her a coupon???? zuko?????????

ok I am not convinced this man is straight i’m gonna be real with you. this girl kissed him and he said I have to leave immediately dkslksdfajs imagine

KDFDSKJ HE CAME HOME AND HID IN THE CLOSET

aww he said it was nice :)))) we love zuko having a nice time

THE TALE OF MOMO YESSSSS

ohh its appa!!!! oh is momo dreaming? I think momo’s dreaming :(

abby: am I gonna cry about a lemur today? I didn’t think so

ohhhh is momo gonna find appa??? momo find appa!!! momo pls!

someone should give momo a gun honestly

dsjksdfkj momo’s got moves tho!! boy got thrown into a dance ring and immediately pulled out the sickest moves u can imagine

[levi: i’m sorry is momo carrying that panther??

me: momo’s carrying this show are you surprised]

YALL DO NOT TOUCH MOMO

dsfjkdajklsda momo said BYE

Abby [while momo is saving the panther cat things] : momo aang taught you too many morals. put some back

wait do they know where appa is??? where is appa?? OH THAT’S HIS FOOTPRINT

WHERE IS APPA???? that’s the end??? we still didn’t get appa back noooooooo

Final thoughts: incredible episode so many good moments. But we just want appa back :(

[fanficsaremylifeline]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Magnus Bane & Ragnor Fell & Catarina Loss & Raphael Santiago Characters: Alec Lightwood, Raphael Santiago, Madzie (Shadowhunters TV), Catarina Loss, Magnus Bane, Ragnor Fell Additional Tags: Shovel Talk, protective friends, not even death can stop them Summary:

As much as they see how happy Alec makes Magnus, Raphael, Catarina and Ragnor will not rest until that Shadowhunter knows what they'll do to him if he would ever dare to break their Magnus' heart.

“I demand to speak with the Head of the New York Institute.”

Alec looked up from his desk, to find Rafael standing in his door. Matthew, the Shadowhunter that had led Rafael here just shrugged and Alec waved at the Vampire.

“Come on in. What is happening?” He eyed the Head of the New York Clan more or less curiously. There really had to be something big going on, if it couldn't wait until the Downworlder Council in two days.

Rafael shot Matthew a pointed look, who begrudgingly closed the door, leaving Alec and Rafael alone. “This is not a Downworlder issue we need to talk about”, he explained as he took a seat opposite Alec.

“Ok?” What else? The only personal thing that really connected the Shadowhunters with the Vamps was Simon and Alec did not need to chat about Clary's maybe-or-not boyfriend.

“I'm here because of Magnus.”

The mention of this name was enough for Alec's heart to skip a beat. “What is with Magnus?”

“Well, as you know, he has been like a big brother to me, ever since I was turned, taking care of me, looking after me and making sure that I am well.”

One of the wonderful things that made Alec fall in love with the Warlock.

“This care, love and respect goes the other way as well.” Rafael scooted closer to the edge of his seat and leaned on Alec's desk before locking eyes with him. “As you are aware, I am a religious person. My Catholic faith is important to me, as are its rules. That does not mean though that if you ever were to hurt Magnus, all my Christian 'love-thy-neighbor' beliefs won't fly out the window and I will not hesitate to make sure you suffer.”

“Alright.” Alec took admittedly a moment to stomach the threat. Rafael was very serious and if there was one thing he knew about the Vampire, it was his loyalty to who he deemed to be family. “You know”, he added after a few moments of silence, “if I ever do hurt Magnus, I believe I deserve everything you'll do to me.”

“Then we are in agreement, good.” Rafael got back up again. “I am looking forward to the Downworlder Council.”

“So am I”, Alec smiled, stretched his hand out and Rafael shook it, before leaving the office without turning towards him again.

.

“ALEC!” The door to Magnus' apartment had barely opened, when Madzie ran in, heading straight towards Alec.

“My favourite little sorceress!”, he beamed, picked her up and spun her around the room, before settling her on his hip. “I've been looking forward to our sleepover all week.”

“Me too”, she grinned.

“Hi Alec.” Following Madzie, Catarina walked into the apartment.

“Catarina, it's so good to see you.”

“And you. Thanks for looking after this little whirlwind tonight.”

“There's nothing I like more”, he grinned before booping Madzie's nose.

“I really appreciate it. Magnus not home?”

“He is. Madzie, can you go and look for Magnus? He hid himself in the bedroom earlier, and I'm sure he'd like a little tickle attack”, he added with a wink and softly tickled the spot behind Madzie's ear, where he knew she'd squeal.

And she did. “Stop it, Alec”, she giggled, squirming in his hold, before magicking herself out of Alec's hold and floated to the ground.

“Right”, he nodded, trying to look serious, “it's Magnus that needs a tickle, so...” Alec nodded towards the bedroom door and after a grin, Madzie skipped off to the mopey Magnus.

“What's wrong with him? Is he sick?”

“No, it's... Well, earlier today there was this cat that didn't let him pet it and you know how he is”, Alec shrugged. It was really adorable, though. Magnus was one of the fiercest people he knew, but when there was a non-interested cat...

“That drama queen”, Cat rolled her eyes.

“MADZIE!”, came the shriek from the other side of them bedroom door; her attack had been clearly sneaky and Alec couldn't keep a chuckle down any more.

“Yeah, I thought that'd get him to stop moping.”

“Good thinking”, she smiled, before her expression went serious again. “There is something I need to talk to you about.”

“Yeah, what's wrong?”

“I hope nothing.” She locked eyes with him and looked almost threatening. “That person that is currently being tortured by my girl is the sweetest, most loyal and genuine person you will ever meet. That boy has been through so much shit, I will not let anybody put him through any more. Which is why I don't care if you're the Head of the New York Institute or the Inquisitor of the entire Shadowworld, if you hurt him, there'll be hell to pay.”

Alec could only look at her with wide eyes and silently nod. If he thought that Rafael barging into his office the other day was scary, he hadn't seen anything yet. Catarina looked like she was ready to take his head off.

“All I can do is to promise that I will do everything in my power to keep from Magnus getting hurt”, he eventually made clear. “But yes, I deserve everything that you and Rafael can muster up, if I ever fuck this up.”

“So you talked to Rafael already, alright”, she nodded, very satisfied.

“I did, well, I didn't do a lot of talking, but yes.” He shot her a warm smile. “Magnus is really lucky, to have you guys.”

“Yes, he definitely is”, Catarina laughed. “We're the best.”

“That is to be argued”, Magnus grumbled, walking up to them, Madzie hanging upside down off his back, giggling loudly. “Who has sent this little gremlin into my chambers of rest and silent contemplation?”

Alec almost made a comment about the not so silent contemplation they did last night, but caught himself just before scarring Madzie.

“Well”, Catarina turned to Alec with a wink. “Those two drama queens are your responsibility now. I wish you a wonderful evening.” With that she waved one more time at the three, before leaving the apartment and Alec found himself face to face with an excited little sorceress and a disgruntled warlock, while Catarina's threat still loomed in his mind.

Well, tonight would be fun.

.

“Alexander Lightwood.” Not really sure what was going on, Alec glanced through a half-open eye, to see a figure materializing itself in front of him.

“Wait, I know you...” Being ripped out of his sleep in the middle of the night like this, it took Alec a little longer as usual to fire up his brain and to recognize who now hovered in front of him. “Ragnor Fell, isn't it?”

“Yes, I am.”

“But you're dead.”

“I know, I was there when I died.” Maybe it was because of his British Accent that Ragnor sounded so unnerved, but his exaggerated eye roll would have been enough of a clue.

“Then how...”

“Dream projection.”

Ah. So Alec wasn't awake just yet, but in a sort of middle place between sleep and wakefulness, where Alec didn't dream the warlock with the curled horns up, but he actively was haunting the Shadowhunter's dreams. Great.

“Let me get straight to the point. I've known Magnus for hundreds of years, in many ways I know him better than he knows himself. Which is how I know that he is in this relationship one hundred percent.”

Alec looked over at Magnus, deep asleep, looking almost angelic in the moonlight shining through the window.

“So I'm going to make this simple for you, Shadowhunter. As you can see, not even death can stop me from looking out for that boy. And trust me, if you break his heart, if you even look at him with something other than pure and utter adoration and love, a demon attack on New York will feel like a walk in the park compared to what I will be putting you through. Is that understood?”

“It is”, Alec gulped.

“Good. Then my work here is done.” And with that, Ragnor disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

“WHA...” Alec sat up in his bed, wide awake and not exactly sure what had just happened.

“You alright?”,  Magnus mumbled, turning over to him and taking Alec's hand.

“Yeah... Just a weird dream is all”, Alec shrugged, eyes locked on the spot in front of him where, until moments ago, his boyfriend's dead friend had hovered.

“You do look somewhat out of it...” Magnus sat up and cupped his face, pulling Alec's attention away from where Ragnor had been to the beautiful golden cat eyes, smiling at him. For a while now, Magnus had refrained from glamouring them, at least in bed and while asleep and Alec still couldn't believe that Magnus would trust him so much with that part he loathed so much.

“I love you, so much”, Alec only sighed with a smile. “Like so much. And I think you're the best thing that could have ever happened to me. And the angel” - and Rafael, Catarina and Ragnor - “be my witness. If I ever fuck this up, I deserve the worst torture any Vamp or Warlock can come up with.”

Magnus just stared at him with wide eyes. “I love you too, Alexander. I'm just slightly confused as to what kind of weird dream could have brought out this sudden outburst of emotions.”

Alec just shrugged and brushed their lips together. “Some weird dream can't change the facts though, and fact is I love you, and plan to do that for how ever long we two have on this earth.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah”, Alec nodded and Magnus pulled him into his arms and back into the cushions.

“I love you, too.”

[iamnotbrianmay]

The A Experience

Hey darlings! Chapter 18 is here and I’m excited for y’all to read it! 

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The phone rang right after they had finished lunch. Roger had been rubbing his stomach, trying to get the feeling of fullness to dissipate, when he had heard his ringtone from Brian’s room. He smiled and batted his eyelashes prettily at Brian so that the older boy would get Roger’s cellphone for him.

“It’s your sister,” Brian said as he handed the device to Roger.

He picked up, and pressed the cellphone to his ear, still rubbing his tummy, “Hey, Gremlin.”

“Roger!” He winced at the loudness and turned the volume down, “So nice of you to answer your phone!”

He rolled his eyes, “Oh, come off it. We spoke like yesterday.”

“Not yesterday,” she reminded him, “Thursday. It’s officially been three days since we last spoke.”

“All right, all right,” he took a sip from his coffee, “What’s up, failed abortion?”

An indignant noise came from Brian, who was looking at Roger like he had just insulted his grandma. Roger rolled his eyes, ugh, only children—always so sensitive.

“Mom wants to know if you’d like to come to Truro next weekend.” Clare answered, “Our cousins are coming over, and so is Miss Perez and her son.”

Roger grimaced, “Is mom still trying to set me up with Antonio?”

“She’s been trying for the past seven years, and I don’t think she’ll stop until she manages to get you two on a date.”

Roger looked over at Brian then, who’d had lost interest in the conversation at some point, and had opted for turning to his attention to working on his latest song. One that he still refused to show Roger.

Brian turned towards Roger once he felt the younger boy’s eyes on him, and gave him a sweet smile. His canines poked adorably at his bottom lip, and the crinkles on the side of his eyes drove Roger up the wall. He had to bite his tongue to stop himself from blushing. God, he was screwed.

“Earth to Roger,” Clare spoke again, “Are you even listening to me or are you thinking about Antonio’s ass?”

Roger rolled his eyes, “Nah, I was just fawning over my boyfriend and his cute smile.”

Brian blushed and looked away demurely, turning his head back to the song he was writing and letting his hair flop over his face. There was silence in the other end of the line, and finally Clare spoke, “Tim?”

He tried not to feel insulted by the insinuation that he would go back to that idiot, “Hell no. His name is Brian. God, Clare I can’t wait until you meet him. He is the sweetest, the prettiest, the funniest—”

“All right, Roger,” Brian said through the dopey smile that had settled on his face, “quit shamelessly flirting and talk to your sister.”

“Was that him?”

“Yeah.”

“Tell him I said good luck.”

“With what?”

“Putting up with you.”

“Hey, fuck you.”

Clare laughed and so did Brian. Roger glared the the older boy, and went back to the conversation with his sister, “I’ll have to ask him, but I think he would like to come with me.”

“I must have missed the part where I said you could invite him.”

“I know,” Roger said, “but I’m bringing him anyway.”

“I’m excited to meet him.”  

“I’m excited for him to meet you.”

The conversation went on for a few minutes after that. It went that way for a few minutes Clare teasing Roger and him trying to deflect the taunts. And when she finally finished telling him everything she wanted, he heard her sigh.

“What’s wrong, Moon?”

There was a second of hesitation, “This Brian chap… just be careful, okay?”

“He’s really great Clare, you’ll love him.”

“That’s what you said last time.”

Roger looked up to Brian then, staring at the cute way in which he bit his tongue when he scribbled, and wrinkled his nose when something didn’t seem quite right. His boyfriend looked up, and mouthed, ‘What rhymes with cheese?’

Roger couldn’t hold back his snort, “This time I’m sure.”

“Okay,” she whispered, “I’ll be the judge of that.”

Roger rolled his eyes, but he always found it comforting when Clare acted like a protective sibling. “Mmm, see you next week?”

They said their goodbyes, and Roger found that he was suddenly very excited for next week to come. Once he hung up he found Brian was still looking at him, and Roger smiled, “What?”

“I was serious you know!” Brian said, “What rhymes with cheese?”

Roger let out a guffaw, throwing his head back and bringing his hands to his chest, “I don’t know what rhymes with cheese, Bri! You’re writing a song about cheese?!”

He stood up, rounding the table and dropping a soft kiss on Brian’s forehead before continuing to the kitchen, “Bri?”

“Yes, love?”

Roger got on the tips of his toes and grabbed his favourite mug from the shelf, “Would you like to come?”

“Come where?”

“Truro,” Roger added three spoons of sugar into the water, thinking about how they had gotten in a fight the other week about Roger’s tea making habits because oh my god Roger you can’t add the sugar before you’ve boiled the water! That’s insane!

“We’ll hang out with my cousins, you’ll get to taste my mum’s famous ratatouille, and it will give us a weekend away from this extremely polluted hell hole.”

Silence followed and for a second Roger feared he had made a terrible mistake. He put the kettle on the burner and was about to tell Brian it was alright if he didn’t want to when long arms wound themselves around his waist. Roger was pulled back against Brian’s chest, his curls tickling his cheek. He leaned back, enjoying the warmth, and let himself be held.

“I would love to,” Brian brushed his temple with a soft kiss, “just tell me what to pack, what kind of wine your mum likes, and the names of each and every one of your relatives I’ll be meeting.”

Roger chuckled, “That’s going to be a long list.”

“I guess I better start learning them sooner rather than later.”

Roger sighed, nuzzling into Brian’s neck as the taller man rested his chin on his shoulder. The nerves which had been building since he had asked Brian the question had already completely disappeared, replaced by the feeling of heart-fluttering love, “Thank you.”

“For what?” Brian’s breath felt warm against his scalp.

“For coming with me, for being so wonderful.” Roger placed a soft kiss on Brian’s neck, “You know you’re the first guy I’m bringing home to meet my family.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.” Roger hadn’t exactly dated a lot of guys his family would approve of.

He felt Brian gulp, “Oh good, no pressure then.”

Roger didn’t feel nervous at all, “Really Brian, there’s no pressure. I know they’ll love you.”

Brian privately thought that was a load of crap—how could being the first guy someone brought home not carry high expectations? But kept it to himself. The fact that Roger had so much faith in him and trusted him enough to introduce to his family had caused a warm feeling to blossom in his chest. He hoped Roger didn’t see the blush that was also creeping up his neck.

“How d’you know?” Brian pressed.

“Fishing for compliments are we?” Roger teased, shifting slightly to look back at him. “Hmm, well you’re tall, for one—Mum’s always fancied a tall man for me. You’re crazy smart—can probably teach my smart-ass sister a thing or two. No I think it’s your ability to rhyme that’ll really blow them away...Cheese, Please, Tease…” Brian could feel Rogers face splitting into a grin. It was only justified really, when Brian dug his long fingers into Rogers sides, causing him to screech and writhe against him. “Stop it you ass! You know I’m ticklish!”

“Ticklish?” Brian murmured “you don’t say?” Then proceeded to tickle him mercilessly. After a tussle that resulted in both of them in tears of laughter on the kitchen floor, the whistling of the kettle got them up on their feet. Roger made a pot of tea and turned to find Brian had disappeared.

“Bri?” Roger asked, walking a couple steps to hear rustling from Brian’s room. He reappeared with his laundry bin and a pad of paper.

“If I’m meeting your family I’m going to need to wash my semi-decent clothes.” He explained, at the look on Rogers face. Brian put to the pad in front of Rogers seat at the table, “and I was serious about that list by the way!” He then walked over to the couch and started peering underneath “where did my weekend bag get to…?”

Roger could only smile, god his boyfriend was a nerd—and he couldn’t wait for next weekend.

Hope you liked it! Reblogs, likes, and comments are highly appreciated! <3

[pinkettepoet]

In Which They Go To The Beach

Summary: You and the Avengers go to the beach for a well deserved break. What could go wrong?

Warning(s): Avengers x Fem!Reader, Swearing.

Note: I am so happy to see that many enjoyed the last imagine. I used some prompts here, maybe I should make a list of prompts. I hope many more will enjoy this one!

There was nothing you’d like more than to sleep for the rest of the year. After a week long mission, you had aches and bruises all over your body. Plopping yourself headfirst onto the mattress, you swore to yourself that you’d never move another muscle again.

Just when you thought that sleep was near, the lights turn on and suddenly there were voices in your room. You open your eyes to see the Avengers piling onto your room one by one, they all dived onto your bed until there was no more space.

“Oi! What the hell is happening?” You exclaimed, demanding to know why giants decided to pile on top of each other in your room.

Natasha grumbled words into the pillow beside you, it was a miracle you understood, “Steven called a family meeting.”

“And you all came to my room, why?” You asked, eyelids becoming heavier. The taste of heavenly sleep was right there, yet it was so far away as you struggled to breathe. Being cuddled by Thor became a little hassle when he forgot the extent of his strength.

“You have the softest bed, everyone knows that you’re Tony’s favorite.” Pietro sped inside, only to jump on top of his sister’s back. In result, he ended up being flung to the side of the wall.

You told yourself that sleep was more important than trying to push everyone out of your safe haven. Slowly, as your eyelids fluttered shut, you almost succumbed to the void of darkness.

The door to your room came banging open. You tried to jump up on instinct but a certain God kept his arms around you. Suddenly, you realize that the new intruder was no other than Steve Rogers himself, clad in the colors of America.

“Avengers, assemble.” He said with the corner of his mouth tipped up in a smile. “We’re going to the beach.”

A series of exaggerated groans came flying around the room. As much as the idea was tempting, the comforts of your room was way better. Plus, you always found the way of being the designated babysitter.

“Steve, come here.” Natasha sat up straight from her spot on the bed, her arms wide open for Steve.

“Why?” Steve didn’t move a muscle. And if you didn’t know any better, you’d say that was fear is his eyes.

“Just come here.” Natasha had a sweet smile plastered on her face, contrasted by the tiny glare she sent Steve.

“No, you’ll punch me.” With that, Steve turned around to flee for his life but Tony ended up blocking his way out.

“Hello, creatures!” Tony exclaimed. “Hi, Y/N, the sweetest angel of my life. Steve, how did the meeting go?”

“I want to stab everyone!” You said before Steve could say anything else. Sleep was the only thing you wanted.

“Oh, you’re so adorable.” Tony came up to you, squeezing your cheeks as if you were a child. Luckily, Thor swatted his hands away. “But no murder before dinner.”

“I think the beach would be a good place for a vacation.” Steve said, nervously shifting his weight from one leg to the other.

“Silence, you uneducated dorito!” Clint threw a pillow of yours at Steve, missing his head by a long shot.

• • •

It felt like a vacation. For once, everything was going smoothly. Sam and Peter managed to fry eggs on Bucky’s metal arm. Clint was swimming with a shark fin on his head, scaring away most of the visitors. Natasha and Wanda were trying to teach Vision and Steve about beach volleyball. Tony and Bruce were off collecting seashells. Thor and Loki were failing miserably at surfing. You didn’t know where Pietro was.

Everything was perfect. You laid down on the chair, basking in the warmth of the sun. The view of the ocean right in front of you was enchanting. The thought of getting a tan seemed amazing to you. You and your coconut drink were an unstoppable duo.

Until you weren’t.

Peter ran up to you, his head down and eyes cast solemnly to the sand. “Y/N, Sam burnt me.”

And so it started, you thought. It was bound to happen. Even if ignoring everyone seemed like an amazing option, you knew there was no way that you could not help. Hence why you were the babysitter of the group.

Before you could say anything, Sam came running to you with sweat dripping down his bare chest. “Y/N! Peter is lying! He’s a little devil, I tell you. He put sand in my fried egg! Sand!”

“I did not!” Peter objected. After a few seconds, he nodded shyly. “Okay, maybe I did.”

“Why, you little gremlin.” Sam immediately lunged for Peter.

“Only because Wade told me it would be a cool idea!” Peter dodged Sam’s attack and ran away. The two soon were caught up in a chasing game.

You reminded yourself that they were both fully grown Avengers, they could handle themselves. It was a vacation, you told yourself, a vacation that you absolutely needed to enjoy. After minutes of squirming in your seat, you finally decided that you would go after them.

In five minutes.

For five minutes, you were determined to relax as much as possible. You were successful in being able to pretend that you didn’t have responsibilities for about three minutes until you heard Clint screeching your name. So much for five minutes.

You turned your head to find an angry looking woman with Clint pouting by her side. The hellish tone in her next words was definitely noted, “Is this man your brother?”

“Of some sorts,” You mentioned hesitantly.

“Well, then,” The lady’s voice raised an octave higher, effectively making you wince. “Tell your brother to stop scaring my children with his shark suit!”

The woman made her point with a few more harsh sentences. Then, she turned her heel and trekked to the other direction. Leaving a flustered Clint.

“I gotta say, Clint,” You started, snatching his attention instantly. “I have to agree. If you wanna swim some more, take off the shark suit.”

Clint’s expression turned downcast. “But my shark suit,” He whined, pulling on your heartstrings.

“I’m sorry, Clint, but we’re here to rest. Not inflict terror on the children.” You sympathized. “Go change.”

Barton was silent for a few moments. He stood frozen in front of you, opening and closing his mouth like a fish. It honestly looked hilarious with his head engulfed by a large shark head.

“Clint? What’s up?” You asked, giving in to your curiosity as to why Clint was suddenly speechless.

“I don’t have my clothes anymore.”

“What?” You sat up in alarm. Granted, it was a typical thing of Clint to do but it was still shocking. “What do you mean you don’t have your clothes anymore?”

“I ripped them all off when I put the shark suit on.”

“Why on earth would you do that, Clint?” You exclaimed, flailing your arms around.

“I don’t know!” He shrugged. “I just wanted to feel manly, I think, the adrenaline was just rushing through me. I didn’t know what to do.”

“Jesus, Clint.” You palmed your forehead exasperatedly. “Find Tony and go ask for money and buy yourself some clothes.”

“Fine.” He huffed. On his way to find Stark, he began to mumble some things. You could see him kicking the sand with a flipper. “Fuck off, sand.”

Your attention was diverted to Sam chasing Peter with a stick by the shore. As you saw the amount of people watching them with incredulous stares, you were reminded of the very reason why you pushed yourself to get up.

Just as you began to stand up, you heard a set of familiar booming voices. The bickering of the God of Thunder and the God of Mischief began to sound awfully closer by the minute.

“Lady Y/N, will you aid us in our quest of hunting a great white shark?” Thor beamed at you when the siblings reached you. “My brother and I have heard talk of this creature lurking around by these waters, we shall obliterate it at once.”

“I’m not your brother, you fool.” Loki hissed. His lips lifted to a smile when he faced you. “But yes, we will be on the hunt of this animal that brings the screams of agony to the mortals.”

“Boys, no!” You sighed. “Clint is inside that shark—”

“Say nothing more, Lady Y/N. Sir Barton will be rescued from it’s evil clutches.”

As Thor and Loki sped away to find Clint, you couldn’t help the groan that escaped your lips. Oh well, you had to deal with one thing at a time. Setting course once more for Peter and Sam, you walked towards their direction.

You halted in your steps as you heard a people chanting your name. You shifted your behind to look for the source of the sound. Sure enough, you saw Wanda and Vision glowing with happiness, while Natasha was sulking with Steve behind her.

“Y/N, how lovely to see that there are still some good in this world.” Natasha ran to you and started clinging on to you like a koala bear.

“What happened?” You’ve been asking a lot of questions this morning, you noticed that for sure.

“Wanda’s been using her power to win our volleyball tournament.” Natasha glared at Wanda, who was laughing uncontrollably.

Wanda’s giggles subsided after a moment. “You just don’t know how to play.”

“Wanda, honey, I’d die for you, I’d kill for you. But if you distract Steve again by tricking him that Sharon’s here, I’ll just plain kill you.” Natasha growled, still pouting by your side.

“Y/N! Y/N! I have made the greatest invention yet!”

You turned around to see Tony jogging to you with a puppy-sized crab in his hold. You immediately flung your hand to stop him, “Tony, no! Put the crab down!”

“Y/N, you don’t understand. This is Bruce.” He smiled at you as if that wasn’t the most ridiculous thing that ever came out of his mouth. “I have achieved the greatest prize in life. I successfully turned Dr. Banner into a crab.”

Before you could reply, Bucky came up to you, patting your shoulder softly. Then he showed you numerous cooked eggs on his metal arm, “Want some, Y/N?”

You shook your head softly, sinking into the sand as you did so. The Avengers bent down, asking if you were okay, you replied with a mere smile.

“When this is all over, I want my sanity back.”

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[sterekgala-blog]

A rec list will be posted every day with a few of our favorite Sterek Christmas fics, and a masterpost of all our rec lists will be posted on the 31st. Requests are always welcomed!

New Year’s Countdown Rec List #11

What If Christmas, Perhaps, Means a Little Bit More by gremlins-came-and-got-me || 3k

Derek offers to help his cousin with planning her wedding, but he's also busy juggling finding Cora an apartment and finding the right time to propose to Stiles. Then, Laura shows up.

Cute Sterek living together and couples bantering about hosting christmas parties! If it wasn’t so cute I would find it unbearable!!!

All I Want for Christmas is You (In an Ugly Holiday Sweater) by missakwatson || 4k

“Erica,” Stiles said sharply. “I am not asking a cashier who I just met if he’s single and interested. I don’t even know him yet! What if he’s a Marvel guy? Or–” — Stiles paused for dramatic effect — “–an economics major?”

Erica rolled her eyes, settling back into her own cushion and pulling out her headphones. “You come here almost every other day, dumbass. Get to know him. We still have three weeks until Christmas break.” She raised an eyebrow at Stiles before turning to her laptop, pointedly ending the conversation.

Stiles marveled at how skilled Erica was at challenging him to do things – scary, embarrassing things which usually involved speaking to other people – in a way that made it feel almost impossible to say no. If he blew his shot with this guy, though, there was no way he would live it down. Erica would make sure of it.

That was so cute and well-written!! I love soft!Derek. And Stiles and Erica's friendship? I am HERE FOR IT!

Amputee!stiles Christmas HC by loveyprophet || 1k

The sheriff being a loving and caring father to both Stiles and Derek? With hot chocolate? Sign me the f up!!

It’s Too Early For This by thepsychicclam || 5k

Derek loves his job at the coffee shop, especially because Stiles comes in for coffee before early Saturday morning lacrosse practices. The problem is that Derek is too shy to do anything about his crush, and the situation is not helped by the rivalry between the basketball and lacrosse teams.

So sweet and very very awkwardly beautiful! 10/10 would recommend.

Don’t You Wanna Be My Sky? by WhoNatural || 9k

Stiles got ratted out by the Realm Guard for sneaking off with Scott a total of seven times before his dad buckled, promising sabbatical once Stiles reached Faehood, and enough Earth culture in the meantime to have him talking like a born-and-bred Californian teenager.

He just didn’t have the tan.

(Or, in which Stiles is a Frost Fae sent to the Earth Realm on the Fae version of Rumspringa and immediately falls head-first into a Coffee Shop AU)

Cutie-patootie fae Stiles being all types of adorable! Derek is so in love and i caaaaant!!

The Road Home by alocalband || 3k

“What,” Stiles says, and he’s aware that he doesn’t quite make it a question, but he currently can’t feel his toes so he figures he’s allowed.

“Do you want a ride home or not?” Derek huffs impatiently, each word forming a visible cloud in the cold night air as he digs around in the Jeep's trunk to grab as many bags as he can carry and transfer them to his own car.

I soooo need this love-confession fluff to warm my cold heart. Legit made my soul tremble because of its glory.

Baby, It’s Cold Outside by Jebiwonkenobi || 3k

Beacon Hills has a snow storm. Totally-not-cuddling happens.

A perfect hurt/comfort fic that will warm you right on up! *pun intended* >.<

A Thrill of Hope by bigboobedcanuck || 4k

Stiles crashes through the forest with Derek in his sights, stopping every so often to launch another snowball and duck one of Derek’s. Obviously Derek could outrun him in a heartbeat if he wanted to, but for some bizarre reason he apparently wants to hang out with Stiles and have an epic snowball fight. Maybe it’s a Christmas miracle. Or maybe Derek is just as bored and lonely as Stiles is.

I’m most likely going to be on some type of naughty list for this come next christmas, but i could care less at this point. Enjoy (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*NSFW*~✧』

Believe by Lenore || 3k

Derek likes to spend his downtime between book contracts doing something calming, relaxing, and just for him. Unfortunately, this holiday season his sister has other things in mind, which is how he finds himself working in the women's department at Macy's. He might, just a little bit (or maybe a lot), want to kill himself. Or Laura.

The one reprieve he gets is Stiles, the only customer who knows exactly what he wants each and every time he pops in, complete with item number and size. Derek may or may not be developing a crush on him. So it's too bad all Stiles buys are ridiculously expensive things that are, most likely, for his extremely lucky girlfriend.

Stiles is great. The Sheriff is great! Everything is frickin great! Sterek isn’t together but they might as well be!!!

A Christmas Retail Story by rlnerdgirl || 4k

Hilarious and wonderful!! This might be my favourite au ever

When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear by owlpostagain || 8k

There are some salvageable things though. A virtually untouched heavy slate sign that says, engraved in an ornate script that confirms at least one person in the Hale family had a sense of humor (Stiles has a horrible suspicion it might have been Peter), When You Stop Believing in Santa You Get Underwear.

Sweetest Christmas gift ever!!! Sterek was just so sweet and tenderhearted!

Stars and Snowflakes by Piscaria || 2k

Derek disappears from the pack's bonfire. Stiles is the only one who realizes why.

First kisses and fluff all around! My heart is aching!!!!!

First Snow by Moonbeam (luvsbitca) || 26k

In the future Stiles and Derek finally get together.

One night Stiles wakes Derek up because it is snowing, they spend the following week enjoying the snow like Stiles did with his mum as Derek and Stiles try to move further in their relationship as the past keeps coming back to make it harder.

Requested by ShadowKnight.

So glad I found this again. Perfect humor. Every moment was my favourite. Fluffiness at its best. There is so much to say about this fic right here, but I’ll just let you enjoy it on your own.

All I Want For Christmas Is You by Swing Set in December (swing_set13) || 1k

'tis the season for pining. Especially if Santa is a hot werewolf.

So so so so cute! I loved this so very much

Rather be a snowman than be without you by Menacherie || 2k

Stiles wakes up December 3rd with a groan. He is of the opinion that Christmas break should start the first day of December, but no one ever seems to listen to him.

Hale pack being the adorable little idiots they all are! Again...I might be on some 2018 naughty list but WHO CARES?!

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@pangur-and-grim Mimi ft. Finding Dory in the background haha.

Here’s my talkative little gremlin! Mimi is the sweetest thing on earth~ I’ve had her since i was 7 years old and she was the daughter of one of our older cats. She’s my precious little princess :3