#she's their child🤏🥹

[gaysuperheroes]

Natasha bursting into the room: it's missing!

Wanda, sat on the couch and facing the other way: what's missing now?

Natasha: THE THING!

Wanda turning to face her with Yelena clinging onto her: Nat what are you tal-

Natasha: oh there it is

Wanda:

Wanda: you meant your baby sister?

Natasha: yes, i meant our child Maximoff

Wanda: yeah Nat our child but she's not a thing

Yelena, resting her head on Wanda's shoulder: I'm cool with it as long as I remain your child

[hekateinhell]

I'm always thinking about the ways other characters describe Armand vs how he describes himself. They all seem to agree on the basics (angelic, ethereal, radiant, Boticelli angel, most beautiful boy alive/among the undead, etc.), but what can I say I love nitpicking 😌My findings are as follows:

Marius: the only one who describes Armand as actually having slavic features, I believe he uses the phrase "sharp" to describe his high cheekbones ("sharp yet delicate" or something along those lines). By the time I read B&G I had already read all of the previous books in the series (up until that point) so this is what stood out to me the most and I rarely see people mentioning it! And it might be one of my favorite descriptions of Armand ever, you can actually feel just how astonishing his beauty is. Had Marius so thoroughly shook.

Lestat: Angel boy, angel mouth, cherub, so beautiful it's stupid, this is SURELY what love/desire must feel like, "I just beat the shit out of him and I should probably kill him but GOD HE'S SO FUCKING PRETTY I CAN'T". PRINCESS AT THE BALL. NOT ONE BUT TWO PRINCESSES. Also calls him a "sad(?) waif" which is fucking hilarious when you consider Armand is later like "I'm not a fucking waif" but Lestat definitely called him one in TVL AND YOU KNOW WHAT. I BELIVE HIM!!!! I do 😌

Louis: Simple yet undeniable beauty, seductive asf, got him horny and in bad parent mode in record time yet ever the gentleman, he only used the most sophisticated adjectives to describe him. I would have LOVED to have gotten more stuff from Louis POV post-IWTV, specially because Anne did a bit of a retcon when it came to Armand's looks (iirc Louis described his hair as being straight??? Though his hair was always auburn). I wanna know what Louis thinks of Armand as we all know and love him pls 🤧

Daniel: hottest bitch alive, can't even think straight because of how horny I am all the time. Even when I'm tryna talk shit about him I CAN'T because he's so fucking hot, dammit (paraphrasing but "he looked normal... if you call looking this fucking hot normal 🥵"). Props for mentioning how cute/dorky/human his laugh is and how pretty he looks when his hair falls on his face AND how effortlessly stunning he looks with long OR short hair. Daniel never recovered from this, obviously.

In summary: he's a teeny tiny pretty baybay 🥲🤏 but will also awaken kinks you didn't even know you had 🥵🥵🥵 15/10 would hit again except Lestat yk

Armand, in TVA: HOLD😠THE FUCK😠 UP😠. I'M NO WAIF. I'M STRONG AND ATHLETIC AND MARIUS' LANKY ASS LOOKED FUNNY AS HELL WHEN HE CARRIED ME UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS AT THE PALAZZO. YOU HEAR THAT LESTAT 😡 I'M NO. FUCKING. WAIF. But also wow I'm hot 🥵 even as I laid dying jfc no wonder why everyone in Venice hit it 🥲🤏

Would love to hear your thots 💭 as usual xoxo DA ❤️

DA, my love! ♥️

I was stewing on this for an entire (hectic) day because I think about it a lot — almost all of Anne's vampires appear to fall within the conventional range of attractive but she really went overboard with Armand and the sheer amount of prose dedicated to his ethereal, captivating, otherworldly appearance.

Marius really said: 'abandoned angel' while Lestat went, 'Cinderella at the ball'. And you're correct, Lestat does call Armand a waif in TVL in one of my favorite passages:

"Grotesque he seemed, among all the candles and the swimming colors of the flat, this filthy waif of the netherworld, and yet his beauty held sway. He hadn't needed the shadows of Notre Dame or the torchlight of the crypt to flatter him."

I do generally default to waif meaning skinny and unhealthy, but I looked it up and it also means 'a homeless, neglected or abandoned person, especially a child'; which ties into how Lestat thought of Armand as an orphan:

[...] this quiet and forceful one, the one who would survive, no matter how the orphan in him wept.

That's my all-time favorite Armand description btw. 🥹

Since we're talking TVL, I'll refer back to what you said about IWTV, which was published almost an entire decade earlier! Armand was in his 20s in the original IWTV short story, and therefore his appearance isn't described as having all the exceedingly youthful qualities that are later endowed to him in TVL and onwards. Here's a few examples from Louis in IWTV:

"I had a strong sense of him [Armand] then, the separate being that he was, the calm and collected creature with the straight auburn hair and the large, sometimes melancholy eyes [...]."

"I looked at Armand, at his large brown eyes in that taut, timeless face [...].

"[...] Armand was beautiful and simple, and no intimacy with him would ever have been repellent."

So I think the descriptions we're given does a paint a more mature physical image than TVL-era Armand. TVL is also the first time we're given Armand's mortal age as being 17 years old. If you've read CoSB, which Anne wrote in between IWTV and TVL, some of my friends and I have this theory that she based Armand's later physical characteristics off of the character Alexi (a young sex slave). 🫣

Marius's first impression of Armand:

And there I saw beauty, beauty which has always been my downfall, beauty as in Pandora, as in Avicus, as in Zenobia, as in Bianca, beauty in a new and celestial form. Heaven had cast down upon this stone floor an abandoned angel, of auburn curls and perfectly formed limbs, of fair and mysterious face.

I reached down to take him by the arms and I lifted him, and I looked into his halfopened eyes. His soft reddish hair was loose and tangled. His flesh was pale and the bones of his face only faintly sharpened by his Slavic blood.

In universe I attribute this distinction to Armand's Slavic features to the fact that he was a malnourished little thing when Marius saved him from the brothel. It makes sense that the bone structure in his face would be more defined versus after Armand's been living well in Venice for a couple years, becoming in his own words, 'a plump and juicy young man'. Lestat describes Armand's cheeks as going 'apple-perfect' when he smiles in MtD, meaning that they're full and rounded, Armand still has that fat in his face.

I agree with you — I would have loved to see more of Armand from Louis's POV post-IWTV, once Anne had fully settled on what his character would be like! But here's a line from Louis to Armand in TVA that tells us this much:

"And like a dream, you've come back. We all had inklings of it, wild whispers that you'd been seen in New York, as handsome and vigorous as you ever were. But I had to lay eyes on you to believe it."

'Handsome and vigorous' is how post-IWTV and pre-PL (Trinity Gate era) Louis describes Armand!

TVA is definitely not everyone's favorite VC novel, but it is mine, because it's the only one where we get to see inside Armand's head. And it's an excellent example of how differently we see ourselves, even superficially, compared to how others see us.

There's also a concept that I see play out a lot irl that basically dictates that oftentimes our brains tend to freeze people as they were when we first met them and this can be a difficult perception to break. A notion that perhaps can be applied here, for example: Marius first saw Armand as this angelic, broken child and Lestat first saw him as this being that's simultaneously horrifying and beautiful and begging him for his guidance. In contrast, Louis and Daniel meet Armand in a position of power and possibility that doesn't waver until further down the line. Armand is a different person to each one of them (just like how none of us are exactly the same nor seen exactly the same by anyone in our lives).

What is interesting too is the parallel between Lestat and Daniel using words like grotesque, awful, loathsome (in addition to the beautiful, captivating, angel, etc) in TVL and QotD re: Armand. And yet Armand is someone whom they both love and find themselves attracted to (for Lestat it's been an ongoing thing for 200 years and he can't figure out what to do about it - let us never forget 'good to embrace, good to love').

One of the key differences to me here is that Daniel romanticized vampirism and Lestat romanticized humanity and they're at opposite sides of the spectrum at these respective points in time. Lestat was a newborn vampire who was turned against his will and then almost immediately stumbled upon a cult of Satan worshippers advertising the worst that vampirism has to offer. Yes, Daniel did have to run for dear life for a good while there but in comparison he saw a much better side of Armand than Lestat ever did in Paris, no contest.

A final thing that stands out when I think about all this is how alluring all of them find Armand, and yet he spends so much of his life either alone, pinning, or losing whatever connection he might have had to those he loves. And this can be said for Marius and Lestat as well but it's just the juxtaposition of Anne making Armand this insanely bewitching, seductive creature to virtually all he encounters, but things rarely play out in his favor in that regard, and then when they do, they don't last.

(Until PL trilogy, you know what - thank fuck for those three books, it was rough being an Armand girlie back in the day and never knowing what happened to him after the events of B&G and Merrick, just absolutely horrendous).

[snuggleupagus]

I 100000% agree with your “if they want a kid character, make that child Roxanne and Megamind’s kid” 😭 They would be soooo smart and resourceful!!!! And I’m also watching for the megarox crumbs!!! 🥹🤏

And yeah I wasn’t really into minions new name 🫣

Well hello, anon!

I just finished Megamind Rules last night, and while Keiko did grow on me as the show went on, I still think a MegaRox kid would have lead to a lot of really cool story ideas for Megamind and the crew.

The MegaRox crumbs WERE worth it!! Roxanne was flirty with Megamind so many times and I don't think she even realizes it 😭

It's amusing to me that a lot of folks are criticizing the show for lack of MegaRox when I actually think what we got was perfectly acceptable and, dare I say, even good? I'm glad they didn't just make Roxanne get over the whole Bernard betrayal and act like everything is fine. That would've been the easy way out IMO.

Chum also grew on me but I still call him Minion in my head hahaha

[mycovenofchaos]

I would loooove a reading on Evan and his possible future family, whatever that looks like ❤️

Anon, this is your lucky day! 🍀 I knew Maddie had already done this reading and I found it! 🔮🎴

“Hello, I did the reading of "Whether Evan or his soulmate ever would want to have kids in the future" as promised, sorry for the late response, this one took a lot energy to do, also using laptop to tape is exhausting lol, anyways here it is:

I started on focusing on Evan, does he ever want to be a father, the card jumped here which is The star is saying yes, i am seeing like he has the urge to have kids more than before, it's also a sign of maybe his first child would be a male child. I also got The Sun up right, it represents a fulfilment, and strong sexual bound with that person, and also an indicator of a strong female, which would be a leader in everything even during sexual activities between her and Evan. The Moon, this one when it comes up, didn't like to be honest, why because in this kind of readings it's a sign of maybe problems or fear of dealing with fertility problems, maybe Evan or this person whoever she is, have a fear of might never be a parent or sort of that.

Yet, when I got The Empress card, it showed me clearly, it a good symbol about fertility, it also signify a strong desire to have kids and start a family, it indicates as well a female with a mother intuitions, maybe and probably this person may act like a mother with Evan, not in a bad way, but like care much about him, as if a grown baby, she may also sees Evan innocent more like childlike, and he may like that about her, it's strange actually lol, so much details has been showing up in here.

To Conclude, Evan wants to start a family, but with the right person. His person is coming his way, just need patience, and the cards showed me fulfilment means him this person as the previous readings showed, might their relationship go further and lead to a commitment, that is to say start a family, and the desire to have kids, once he feels is finally ready to step into parenthood path, so yes both Evan and his soulmate wants to have kids, even though they're not together yet. But the cards is strongly telling me, that this person has the perfect mother abilities, Evan wants to start a family and have kids.”

And this was the comment Admin made: 👇🏻

““this person may act like a mother with Evan, not in a bad way, but like care much about him, as if a grown baby” this is so 🥹🤏🌸✨💕

The Star strong possibility of the first kid being a male? That’s so interesting. I will keep that in my notes.

Thank you so much again for your contribution 🙏”

In my notes, this reading was written in May 6th, 2023!

✨ A gentle reminder: tarot is for fun and we should always takes everything with a grain of salt and be opened to all the possibilities! ✨

[taylorswiftstylequestions]

Sarah, did you see the video of Taylor taking a picture with a little girl last night? “Is that a child? *elbows security* it’s very late!” so so so soft so cute we made the right person famous that’s right 🥹🤏🏻

I did she is SO 🥹🤏🏻

[astro-b-o-y-d]

hi so i drew a very small mina and ford in the margins of my notes. their traumatized gifted child swag

FEATURING my finger for scale. they are literally so tiny 🤏

also also. speaking of mina and ford. i think you mentioned somewhere that at some point in your fic they'd start to get along. i just want to know how bill reacts to this? because i feel like that'd be so funny. imagine finding out your EX-BESTIE gets along better with your sister now lmao. SKILL ISSUE.

OKAY THAT'S ALL thank you for your time >:]

OAUGHGUGHUGH THEY'RE SO WITTLE 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 The tiniest traumatized gifted children squad~!!!

Also it's very fun that you ask that, because depending on what route I end up going with for her return, there's a possibility that Bill might be...let's say busy with other things by the time Mina comes back for realsies.

That's only a possibility though, and another possibility is that he IS around when she finally comes back and Ford ends up actually liking her company. Because unlike BILL, she's more open to tell him anything he wants to know, their backstory and facts about their home dimension included.

So, you know. Someone's in the house now whose presence alone can tear down the mask Bill has spent a trillion years building up.

Not that he won't try to keep the mask up and grow angry, bitter and mean because now there's just another chance for her to be the GOOD kid who everyone loves and him the problem child who can't do anything right ever. And to his former BEST FRIEND, of all people!

...You know, the one he turned into a gold statue, tortured, lied to, and threatened to kill his family. Surely Ford just likes his sister more because he's a problem child and not because Bill was a genuinely awful person to him, regardless of traumatic backstory.

TL;DR: He will likely not handle it well at all. Yippee!

Anyway, thanks again for the adorable little pair of Sixers 🥹🥹🥹

[xxskycrystalxx]

Thoughts on Meg 2: The Trench

After many months of avoiding the movie, I finally watched it.

Contrary to what I initially thought, I actually really enjoyed the movie, it was good. It's a fun movie with fun moments and great characters with great moments. There's also a lot of heartwarming and wholesome moments which was what I was looking for as I watched the movie. The bond between Meiying and Jonas really squeezed at my heart, and Jiuming was a great addition.

If I had a penny for every time Jason Statham's characters was a fatherly figure/father to a child, I'd have three pennies. He's great with kids and it really shined in this movie.

Concerning my previous thoughts and frustrations with how they handled Suyin Zhang, after watching the movie, I've made some peace with it. Although I still think that they should've handled it better because she deserves better than a brief montage on the screen, but I'm ok with it. To an extent.

Anywho...

I'm glad to see more of Mac and Jonas being besties, they're bantering and bond is great, along with Jiuming as well, the trio we didn't know we needed! Jiuming and Jonas were two dads with their daughter and Mac is the fun uncle :)

I think Jiuming was alright in the movie, although I feel like his character was kind of bland at times. Idk if that's just me, but yep. Still a great addition to the movie though!

Loved how DJ really just brought his A-Game on and came prepared for everything, not repeating past mistakes. It was amazing and I was cheering for him so much!!

"I trained up, I learned how to fight, I learned how to swim, and I will never go anywhere without my survival pack." ATTA BOY

"You got tasers? Now you can swim? All of a sudden you're running around like you're Batman." (I literally choked on my water and doubled down laughing when I heard Mac say this 😂)

Pippin, the icon, made an appearance in the movie and I ain't complaining.

Love love LOVE Melissanthi Mahut ❤️

Jonas kissing Meiying's forehead was such a father thing and it really made me "aww" for a good minute. Their relationship in this movie was everything to me, and I'm glad they delivered <3 (also Meiying was wonderful all throughout the movie).

+ "Your mom loved this place more than anything."

"I'm glad I finally get to see it."

"I love you too." & "You know I love you."

- also did anyone notice the “🤏🏻” that jonas did was from suyin?

Excuse me while I cry in the corner 🥹🥹🥹

Overall, great movie! I really enjoyed it, and I'm looking forward to the time I rewatch both movies later on down the road. Jason Statham never disappoints, the rest of the cast did a great job and I'd be up for a Meg 3! (didn't know the post would get this long but oh well)

[warblossom34]

may 6th, 20235 months ago

 anonymous sent a message:

Hello, I did the reading of "Whether Evan or his soulmate ever would want to have kids in the future" as promised, sorry for the late response, this one took a lot energy to do, also using laptop to tape is exhausting lol, anyways here it is:

I started on focusing on Evan, does he ever want to be a father, the card jumped here which is The star is saying yes, i am seeing like he has the urge to have kids more than before, it's also a sign of maybe his first child would be a male child. I also got The Sun up right, it represents a fulfilment, and strong sexual bound with that person, and also an indicator of a strong female, which would be a leader in everything even during sexual activities between her and Evan. The Moon, this one when it comes up, didn't like to be honest, why because in this kind of readings it's a sign of maybe problems or fear of dealing with fertility problems, maybe Evan or this person whoever she is, have a fear of might never be a parent or sort of that.

Yet, when I got The Empress card, it showed me clearly, it a good symbol about fertility, it also signify a strong desire to have kids and start a family, it indicates as well a female with a mother intuitions, maybe and probably this person may act like a mother with Evan, not in a bad way, but like care much about him, as if a grown baby, she may also sees Evan innocent more like childlike, and he may like that about her, it's strange actually lol, so much details has been showing up in here.

To Conclude, Evan wants to start a family, but with the right person. His person is coming his way, just need patience, and the cards showed me fulfilment means him this person as the previous readings showed, might their relationship go further and lead to a commitment, that is to say start a family, and the desire to have kids, once he feels is finally ready to step into parenthood path, so yes both Evan and his soulmate wants to have kids, even though they're not together yet. But the cards is strongly telling me, that this person has the perfect mother abilities, Evan wants to start a family and have kids.

“this person may act like a mother with Evan, not in a bad way, but like care much about him, as if a grown baby” this is so 🥹🤏🌸✨💕 The Star strong possibility of the first kid being a male? That’s so interesting. I will keep that in my notes. Thank you so much again for your contribution 🙏

[harrysonlylover]

https://www.tumblr.com/harrysonlylover/724861516229263360/i-have-huge-baby-fever-and-writing-dilf-ceorry-is?source=share

Ok hear me out bestie. I just came back home from a family function and there was this distant cousin of mine who got married during covid, back in 2020, and now she has a 6 month old baby girl and her husband looks like a meanie, a tall well built dude. And at the function, there was a wall covered with string lights and decorations, almost like a photo booth, and this guy takes her hand and leads her and the child to the wall while all the others are talking and catching up and he like tells them to pose for the camera and pulls up his phone to take a picture of his wife and baby 😭😭😭😭 like he looks like such a mean person but he was really soft and I was like 🤏🏼 this away from sobbing right then and there. It was so sweet 🥹

Tell me this isn't dad!Harry. Like.... 😭😭😭😭

I'm losing my goddamn mind

Hii bestie!! I was waiting to post ceorry to answer this. First of all congrats on the little bean <3 she seems precious. Second of all i kept smiling like an idiot while reading this! I wouldn’t consider ceorry to be mean but he’s definitely someone secretive. Like i can imagine him being at a business event and he’s all serious and stern but when pregnant y/n wobbles towards him he gets so mushy. Let alone when peanut arrives. I mentioned in the recent fic how they’ll be taking lots of pics and they’d be his lock screen, maybe he’ll keep a copy in his wallet :((((

He gets so happy when he’s around them, something beyond softness and love ☹️

Dadrry is born and i will never shut up now that he’s here.

[chloeworships]

Yesterday evening I received this horrible pain on the bottom of my left foot 🦶 and I’m still feeling it though it’s improved.

I didn’t say anything to anyone or say anything for Google to easedrop on me 😂 I conducted no searches. I didn’t step on anything on the floor. Nothing.

Later that night, I was scrolling through social media when I saw this:

People of God where Jesus’ wound is in the image is the EXACT location of wear I’m feeling this mysterious pain and on the SAME LEFT FOOT.

👀🦶

Then I remembered that some Christians will experience Stigmata’s which are Jesus wounds.

I’m shook 👀

I mean what are the chances. Now there is no visible mark on my foot but the pain is undeniable.

Our LORD truly suffered a horrible torturous death 😞

I’m not entirely sure what this means for me but I do know from time to time I feel the pain of others not just emotionally but physically too. To feel just an ounce of Jesus’ pain is unreal and weirdly an absolute honour.

Come to think of it, I had just finished prayers to St. Anthony the night before and he too had the Stigmata OH. MY. GOSHHHHHH. I also had a long conversation with God about how much I’d love to become a Nun 😅 and how I am truly nothing without him🥹 I just love him so much 🫶🏾😭🤍

You can read about St. Anthony’s Stigmata here ⤵️

What does this mean for you, child of God reading this… like the image says, God is about to intervene in a situation in a miraculous way. Get ready because, for some of you this will be life changing. Why? Because after Jesus died he ascended to the throne. You will be ascending to either a higher spiritual position or status in your life. This feels like a DIVINE PROMOTION. HAHAHA I love it for you babes. God is about to elevate somebody ⬆️

*I’m internally screaming and fainting*

PS. Someone’s long term suffering is going to come to an end. YES. You will be set free. Amen 🙏🏾

PPS. It’s often reported that those who before receiving the Stigmata have said they were offered a chalice of water to drink. People of God, I told y’all Y E S T E R D A Y I heard a voice tell me to drink water a few nights ago 💧

I also joke about fainting hahaha but I was feeling so lightheaded that very day and felt as if I was about to black out thinking my God stress is coming for me in the form of hypertension and I learned TODAY that St. Catherine fainted when she experienced receiving the stigmata. Her body was buried in Santa Maria Minerva in Rome. There is also a city by that name in Cuba where I just returned from haha 🇨🇺

I’M SCREAMINGGGGGGG

So the scriptures:

Recall I gave a prophetic word for the prophets of God and their reward. I said when I received the Holy Spirit the scriptures became ALIVE. In verse 45 it says “then he opened up their minds so they could understand the scriptures”. I just cannot!!!! I think I’m really going to faint this time 😂😂😂

Secondly, in verse 49 Jesus says “I am going to send you what the Father promised”. Now here, Jesus was speaking of the Holy Spirit but in the prophecy I said God told me to tell you this person was going to be led by God to give you this prophets reward.

What’s personal for me is in verse 38 Jesus says to the disciples “why are you troubled, and why do doubts arise in your mind”. I was having doubts not even gonna side step that 😅 I am DEEPLY TROUBLED 😣 I am not at peace with something to be vulnerably honest. I’ve also been speaking to God about the #38

In verse 49, Jesus speaks of the disciples being “clothed with POWER”. I have often said to you all that the Holy Spirit gives us supernatural power(s). Ask for it. As a child of God and a disciple yourself, ASK for we know all things will be given to us in the name of Jesus.

Babes. Someone pinch me.

🤏🏾

I would record this but my throat is sore 😭 Pray for me please. Thank you 🙏🏾