this is a friendly reminder that Billie said in her songs,
tw: angst, kinda suicidal?, me being a huge fan ig
ps: If you ever need to talk, just know that I'm here, I won't ever judge. <3 I love you, so please stay, I know how hard it is, believe me.
"I didn't change my number, I just changed who I reply to."
"Do you understand? I've changed my plan."
"Will you only feel bad when they find out? If you could take it all back, would you?"
"When I'm away from you, I'm happier than ever. Wish I could explain it better. I wish it wasn't true."
"Nobody cried, nobody even noticed"
"Don't you know too much already? I'll only hurt you if you let me."
"I'll stay in the pool and drown, so I don't have to watch you leave."
"Was I stupid to love you? Was I reckless to help?"
"Was I made from a broken mold?"
"You'd say you'd stay but then you'd run."
"I remember you said you were scared, and so was I."
And so much more beautiful, relatable lyrics. This post could be so much longer.
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i like to put matty in fun little outfits— these three being technical redraws of old ones I’ve given him before. they slay no matter what
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Epic the Musical:
Circe: Oh my! He cannot be transformed by my powers! What do I do?! What do I do?! Think think I need to protect my nymphs! Oh I know! He's a man after all! I'll seduce the hell out of him to get my power over him back! He clearly can defeat my entourage of wolves and lions all by himself! I mean he's damn immune to my magic! I am sure he can do anything with his sword!
Circe: *aggressive flirting*
Odysseus: Oh my gods oh my gods she is hot...what the hell?! Oh I am just a man! Forgive me... No! Wait! J can't! I love My wife way too much! Please let us go home! I miss my wife!
Circe: Awww that is so sweet! Of course darling. I was always a sucker for a good soap opera. Of course I'll help you free of charge and here's some useful tips for your trip! Drive home safely!
The Odyssey:
Circe: Oh my! This man actually had the AUDACITY to come in my home and threaten me! And he took all precautions (a God helped him no doubt). Finally a man I can consider worthy of standing by my side and not bad looking either!
Circe: Come on, darling. Remove your clothes and let's get down on it! Let's see what you've got!
Odysseus: (oh my! Forgive me Penelope that is the only way to save my men! Hermes told me not to refuse her a thing! She is a freaking goddess that commands all these wild beasts! Power over me or not she's a force to be reconed with!) F-Fine but I cannot do what you ask before I ensure my men are safe. Please release them first and then I will (gods gotta buy myself time! Ain't prepared!)
Circe: *does that*
Odysseus: *sighs* I guess we're doing this...
*A year later*
Odysseus: Okay men you had your fun but I can't keep entertaining her forever! We must go home!
Odysseus: Please Circe let me and my people go! We have to go back
Circe: Oh but can't you stay a bit more?
Odysseus: No...I miss my wife and son
Circe: Fine, my dear, if that's what you want... Your happiness is more important than my satisfaction and I love you so I shall let you go. You paid your price fully. Here are some useful tips for you, some provisions and good luck...
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Since I ranked the senshi as parents the other day, I figured I'd rank their parents as well.
In case you need a guide:
Kino family (Mako's parents) (deceased)
Ikuko Tsukino (Usagi's mother)
Kenji Tsukino (Usagi's father)
Risa Hino (Rei's mother) (deceased)
Saeko Mizuno (Ami's mother) (divorced)
Mr. Aino (Minako's father)
Mrs. Aino (Minako's mother)
Mr. Mizuno (Ami's father) (divorced)
Souichi Tomoe (Hotaru's father) (complicated)
Takashi Hino (Rei's father)
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The best thing about BSD Lucy Montgomery is that she is trying so hard to live her fairy tale dream, like asking Atsushi to save her from the Guild and all that nonsense.
Instead, she just gets beaten by him once when they're enemies, gets out of the Guild on her own, and has to save that sorry boy's life over and over again.
Like, sorry, Lucy girl...you're not the damsel in distress in this fairy tale. You're the prince charming who had a bit of a villain arc and now is doing good out of sheer spite and stubborness. Better luck next arc?
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