Fox tags along on a smuggling bust one (1) time and subsequently wishes he’d never been decanted.
Well, he’s arrested the perp a lot more than just one time, actually, but that very first tackle into a chokehold and electrocuffs more than sufficed to turn the fates against him - the fates, and Cody, the insufferable twat. They’re not actually even batchmates, the lot of them, and going by numbers Fox was decanted long before them (long as in seconds or minutes, no one actually knows), but Seventeen put them all in a training room together and then stupid kriffing Kote looked him up and down, nodded, and hasn’t stopped calling him vod’ika since.
“Why is one of the Republic’s most wanted criminals asking to speak to you, vod’ika?”, Cody asks, without any preamble, almost making Fox cut the holocall on principle. He would, if General Kenobi wasn’t right there next to the little shit. “And why do I not like his tone?”
Fox has to resist the urge to close his eyes and scream, making do with a deep sigh instead. Force curse the day Cody decided to adopt-nap him, and Wolffe following suit immediately. “Weequay, shifty eyes, stupid fucking pirate bandana?”
Cody’s eyes narrow suspiciously, and Kenobi’s eyebrows raise simultaneously. It’s more than a little creepy.
Fox rolls his eyes so hard he sees stars. “Tell him he can go space himself, unless he wants me to do it for him. And then tell him that if he sends me fuzzy fucking socks again I might just hunt him down and do it anyways.”
Past the slide of the door, Thorn’s unmistakable cackle reaches Fox. And Cody, going by the narrowing of his eyes. “Don’t tell him that, ori’vod, he’s probably into that”, Thorn calls out, gleefully, and Force Fox really should’ve kept this to himself in the first place.
He would’ve, actually, but the constant stream of strange presents into Guard headquarters is hard to miss. It was Alderaanian chocolates, last week, which Fox pawned off on the Shinies. A box from a store with a blacked out label before that, which he launched out the window with burning ears before Thire could get a closer look at it.
“Actually”, Thorn continues, happily, “I don’t think it matters much if you do tell him anything - it’s not like the Commander has been the most graceful courtée, and that hasn’t done anything to discourage our favorite smuggler.”
“Marshall Commander”, Fox hisses, because he’s a pissy bitch, and then, because all professionalism has gone out the window anyways, “This is why Stone is my favourite.”
Thorn’s wounded gasp is lost over Kenobi’s thoughtful hum, and Cody’s patented I’m-going-to-do-something-incredibly-stupid-and-you-can’t-stop-me glare. “That would explain why we have Hondo Ohnaka accosting our troopers about your flavour preferences concerning fruit candies. But the one asking to speak to you is Cad Bane, Marshall Commander.”
The string of curses Fox lets out at that is loud enough to have Mauler stick his head in the com room to ask if everything is alright, and Thorn roll on the floor with howling laughter.
Force curse the day he ever slapped electrocuffs on Hondo Ohnaka, and double-curse the one he threw Cad Bane to the floor with a scissor leg takedown.
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daylight
jj maybank x fem!reader | new to Kildare from Vancouver, Canada, you befriend JJ Maybank. Your life in Vancouver, and the things you went through, make it hard to face the unspoken feelings the two of you share.
prologue - 0.5k. words | content warnings: none
part one - 3.5k. words | content warnings: none
part two - 3k. words | content warnings: alcohol, mentions of sex
part three - 2k. words | content warnings: alcohol
part four - 1.6k. words | content warnings: mentions of sex
part five - 3k. words | content warnings: sex, alcohol
part six - 2k. words | content warnings: sexual content
part seven - 2.7k. words | content warnings: none
part eight - 2.5k. words | content warnings: sexual content; drug use (weed)
part nine - 3.9k. words | content warnings: mentions of sex; mentions of alcohol
part ten - 1.5k. words | content warnings: mentions of abuse and bereavement
part eleven - 1.8k. words | content warnings: mentions of sex
part twelve - 3.7k. words | content warnings: sexual content
epilogue - 1.6k. words | content warnings: mentions of sex; alcohol
multi-part one shots
F.W.B
jj maybank x fem!reader | fics which are part of the 'F.W.B' universe, the sequels can be read as stand alone fics but they make better sense in the context of the main fic.
F.W.B * - 9k. words
blurb: friends with benefits (phrase) - a friend with whom one has an occasional and casual sexual relationship; no feelings attached.
the night it all began * - 3k. words
blurb: JJ Maybank has some corny-ass pick-up lines, and can't seem to back down from a bet, but maybe you might just give him a try anyway. What's one night, after all?
you find out - 2k. words
blurb: you find out the truth about his tumultuous relationship with his dad.
outdoor pool * - 5k. words
blurb: your latest 'date night' involves breaking into a Kook's back garden to swim around in their pool. After fooling around, JJ comes to a realisation.
surfs up - 4k. words
blurb: you meet JJ's friends. whilst Kiara and Sarah grill you about your boyfriend, John B and Pope are still trying to wrap their heads around the fact that you've managed to tie JJ down.
underneath the gloves - 7k. words
blurb: after you lose a match, things seem to spiral out of control. it seems to come to a head after a confrontation with Kelce, leaving you to confess to JJ why you sometimes are the way you are.
fascinating new thing
jj maybank x fem!kook!shy!reader | fics which are part of the 'fascinating new thing' universe; the sequels can be read as stand alone fics but they make better sense in the context of the main fic.
fascinating new thing - 18k. words
blurb: after your band plays a show at Kiara's parents' restaurant, you find yourself face to face with JJ Maybank. Shy and socially awkward, you fumble through, knowing that a guy like JJ would never want a thing to do with you, right?
angel * - 3k. words
blurb: JJ knows there's something hidden beneath all the layers of quiet and meek; he just has to coax it out of you.
'shut up' - 3k. words
blurb: it's been a month since the moment on the hammock. JJ calls you 'baby' like it's the most natural thing. But some things have been left unsaid? Maybe one night, at Pansy's, where things seemingly started, one of you will kick up the nerves...
first time JJ saw you drabble
pirates
jj maybank x fem!bestfriend!reader | fics which are part of the 'pirates' universe; the sequel can be read as stand alone fic but it makes better sense in the context of the main fic.
pirates - 9k. words
blurb: if you ever needed to find yourself or JJ Maybank, one would recommend you head to pirate's cove, no matter the age or day.
confessions *- 6k. words
blurb: now that you and JJ have crossed the lines from friends to lovers, you're ready to take the next step. It shouldn't be a problem, considering the womanizer JJ is, unless he's been confabulating the truth.
guilty as sin
jj maybank x fem!routledge!reader | a two part series, where part 2 only makes sense in context of part 1.
part 1 * - 14k. words
blurb: when you, John B's half sister, return to Kildare after over two years of living in Colorado, your adolescent crush that you harboured for his best friend comes screaming back. Because you and JJ can't be together in real life, what's the harm in a fantasy?
part 2 - 10k. words
blurb: you and JJ start a secret relationship under the radar of your half-brother, John B. But with your life in Colorado becoming more and more unavoidable, and stupid slip-ups as the two of you grow closer, it becomes harder to keep your affair secret.
risk
jj maybank x fem!kook!reader | fics which are part of the 'risk' universe; the sequel can be read as stand alone fics but may make better sense in the context of the main fic
risk *- 18k. words
blurb: after a hurricane, a Labrador shows up at JJ's house. After some posters go up around the country, JJ begrudgingly returns the dog to you on Figure Eight. Little did he know that his life was about to change forever.
gamble (coming soon!)
one-shots
god's test * - 18k. words
blurb: what if the Pogues never found El Dorado? Life in survival mode at the age of twenty-two sure had lost its shine. In that tarnish, JJ wonders if your relationship has too.
rumours - 20k. words
blurb: your life has been surrounded by rumours and so has JJ Maybank's. One night, out of the blue, he strikes up conversation with you. From there, the rumours only grow, and some rumours are far worse than others.
orange juice * - 7.5k. words
blurb: in the most unlikely of settings, you and JJ reunite after five years apart in radio silence.
hurricanes - 7k. words
blurb: for so many of your memories, bad and good, it feels as if hurricanes are at the forefront. One night, during the midst of a storm, JJ comes to your house, seemingly to bring you one last memory of him
slipping * - 18k. words
blurb: you and JJ have been in a secret relationship for seven months. And it's great. It's perfect. It's just what JJ's always wanted. Except, you don't want to be a secret forever, and JJ can't risk you finding out his history with Barry
1000 followers specials - where are they now?
Since starting this blog in May of 2023, I have written so many characters and storylines. I get so many lovely anon messages telling me about their favourite universes and wondering what happens next after my fics have ended. So, I thought to celebrate 1000 followers, I’d indulge. Here’s the (current) where are they now for all of my fics…
F.W.B
fascinating new thing
guilty as sin
hurricanes
orange juice
pirates
risk
rumours
slipping
drabbles
drabbles which I have written, all jj maybank x fem!reader. some are inspired from this prompt list
happy anniversary (prompt 1) - smut
a mistake (prompt 2) - angst
plan b (prompt 3) - smut
not funny (prompt 4) - fluff
wasps (prompt 5) - angst
the fire (prompt 6) - angst/fluff
beads (prompt 7) - fluff
salmon (prompt 9) - fluff
pumpkin (prompt 11) - fluff
vampire (prompt 12) - fluff
have your cake and eat it too (prompt 13) - fluff
sea and sand (prompt 14) - fluff
wake the sleeping beast (prompt 15) - fluff
dumbass (prompt 16) - fluff
dinner tomorrow? (prompt 17) - smut
pumpkin (prompt 18) - fluff
storeroom (prompt 19) - smut
john james (prompt 20) - smut
the twinkie (prompt 21) - smut
your idiot (prompt 24) - angst
not the navy! (prompt 25) - fluff
dumbass (prompt 27) - fluff
little mouse (prompt 30) - fluff
acts of service
'mama'
poorly
opposites attract
covet
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