I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
It's my birthday, and In honor of the anon that said they were sick of seeing my cat last year, I'm going to blaze her even harder this year - because she is precious and everyone needs to witness her!
As she has finally made her glorious first appearance in our D&D campaign, I can finally share. Meet Charlotte, former enchanted lamp, now an unholy combination of opossum and seagull, and soon-to-be warlock familiar.
Many, many thanks to @spindlewit, who yet again took a bizarre prompt from me and turned it into something absolutely amazing.
elite banker, currently infatuated with someone that will never love them back, dislikes dogs & the cold, but loves fishing, stingrays are their favorite animal and they know how to use a kukuri knife
welcome beverly hamilton! bev is a 35-year-old elite banker who is currently infatuated with someone who will never love her back (it most definitely isn't her boss). to the surprise of most, bev knows how to use a kukuri knife, but she won't tell anyone why. even more surprising though is the fact that she doesn't like dogs -- what's wrong with her?! more understandably though, having originally been born in arizona, she dislikes the cold. however, being the daughter of parents in the military, she moved around quite a lot. her favorite place she's lived was hawaii, where she learned to fish and developed a love for it. the islands also taught her to love all sea creatures, her favorite animal now being stingrays.
Kind of love that we got to see sally in the midst of struggling with having a demigod child and even summoning Poseidon because she’s lost and her child is angry at her and she’s so so scared. And Poseidon comes and he listens to her and he offers words of comfort and he promises that he’ll be there for Percy when he needs him most and I just. And the fact that sally takes Poseidon’s words in stride and doesn’t take Percy to camp right away, she keeps raising him and loving him. And that’s why Percy is different. That’s why he’s the way he is. Because his mother (and even his father) loved him. I need a minute.
something i can appreciate about the witcher is that the world of it is authentically grimy. Geralt is always streaked with viscera. Jaskier's hair is always greasy. Villages are always muddy. Even the elves are fucking filthy. Everyone except Yennefer who is serving medieval fantasy cunt 24x7
Word of advice. Press the memory of what happened today, like, down, you know? Like, really far down. Because the faster you do that, the faster you'll get him out of the corner of your eye, you know? Watching you as you put your tampon in. Ok. See you later for a fuck.