#shield dad

[shieldherostuffs]

Older Naofumi AU

I like the idea of Older!Naofumi (think maybe mid-40s, and i wanna say he's got multiple tattoos and piercings, after getting his own life away from his parents) who's finally gotten his life stable, and then gets summoned, so now he's just done with everyone's shit.

This also means he has more life experience (+game and manga/anime/all-that-stuff knowledge.)

Naofumi, at the trial: "I'm abstinent, you dumb fucks! Have been for years, and I'm not gonna break it for a girl who looks half my age. I have standards."

He somehow ends up parenting the other Heroes as well, because they're all young and in an unfamiliar world, thinking they're immortal, two of them aren't even legal adults yet and Motoyasu acts like he never got attention as a child. They need parental guiding and support, and a reality check.

When the Queen comes back, Naofumi gives both her and her husband a lesson in parenting, despite the fact that he's only been doing it for a few months (technically most of his life because he basically raised his little brother as well), and they've got a whole teen with parental and self-issues and child who was forced to mature too quickly. But let's be honest, he's already doing better than the two of them.

At some point, during cal Mira, Naofumi waltzes into the room where the other three are chatting, and proudly announces "I am proud to announce that I am no longer abstinent." for the sole reason of embarrassing them.

Motoyasu: Was it Therese? Itsuki: Or was it L'Arc? We're having a bet and we wanna know. Naofumi: Yes. Ren: Fuck yeah. I win. >:)

[cryptid-called-ash]

From my countless jokes in the tags of my posts.

Naofumi and Motoyasu are actually divorced. They’re just pretending not to know each other. Ren is Naofumi’s actual son, his mother wasn’t in the picture. Motoyasu was his step dad.

The divorce happened over motoyasu cheating with multiple women and drinking heavily.

He sobers up after the divorce, but is murdered by one of the women he was having an affair with. Motoyasu views coming to this world as a second chance. He just wishes his bitter ex husband wasn’t here.

Naofumi is reading the records of the holy heroes to Ren, as reading to him eases his son’s anxiety. He’s understandably quite upset at being summoned, especially when his cheating ex husband is also here. But at least he’s able to keep looking after his son (Ren is only 13, three years younger than he is in canon)

The only one who is a stranger is Itsuki.

Ren sides with his dad immediately during the accusations, being very resentful of his stepfather after the divorce and seeing it as a way for motoyasu to get back at Naofumi for divorcing him (this is not actually the case, however Ren is young and angry so he’s inclined to think the worst of the man who cheated on his dad).

He straight up calls Naofumi dad and rushes back to him when Nao is brought before the king, they having been separated in order to keep up appearances for safety reasons.

They very quickly decide “yeah screw that noise” and Ren goes back to using the same last name as his dad (Amaki was his mother’s last name, which is why he uses it on the first night)

Kieka and Orkian are absolutely willing to accommodate the father and son wishing to remain together.

Everything is relatively the same, with the exception of the ex-husbands getting into extreme arguments much more frequently and Ren being super protective of his new baby sisters.

Itsuki is 100% under the impression that none of these weirdos, save the obvious father and son, know each other and is horribly confused.

It’s takes a really long time for him to realize what’s actually happening. Rip Itsuki’s sanity.

[eli-elien]

Double Life rotsh au

Everyone has a soulmate, sometimes it's the person (or persons) exactly made for you, other times its someone you'd rather not share your physical pain with and possibly waste your three lives on.

Therese and L'arc already known they were soulmates but then they hit Naofumi and found that they betrayed him :( (it's fine the tourtaise/other world arc happens they'll be happy)

Myne realizes motoyasu is her soulmate while out adventuring. She hates it and her being his soulmate is one of the reasons why Nao interrupted the execution.

Isuki punches Ren on the shoulder too hard or feels some pain his throat/chest while ren's coughing and ye soulmates. Like therufumi they love eachother alot esp in a cheesy high school romance :]

Raphtalia's is keel! Soulmates don't have to be romantic!! They can be familial/platonic!! She thinks of him as a little brother :]

Tho idk who filo's would be hmm...ye idk

@shieldherostuffs @crypid-called-ashid-called-ash @small-spark-of-light

[godadorgohome]

Clark Gregg

[panickedshrieking]

Ren: Happy Father's Day Naofumi!

Itsuki: You may not always be there, but when you are... Damn.

Naofumi: I don't think I'm that bad.

Ren: Your second-born bird child calls you master. Because you didn't want to get attached.

Naofumi: You got me there.

Itsuki: You got your firstborn from a slaver.

Naofumi: Listen. I had to. I literally had nobody to help me out there. Because I was FALSELY ACCUSED OF RAPE.

Ren: You straight up didn't defend yourself.

Naofumi: She was the princess. You're kidding me. Of course I couldn't be like "yeah you're lying."

Itsuki: You could have come to us.

Naofumi: Yeah get a bunch of 17 year old kids involved with a corruption conspiracy that I didn't know how far it went.

Ren: You did. And you didn't tell us jack shit, so we almost died.

Itsuki: Your secrecy nearly damned us all.

[livwritesstuff]

to whoever sent in the ask about whether or not Steve still had the nail bat – tumblr ate it :(((( but i haven’t stopped thinking about it since you sent it last week so i’m answering it regardless

My gut instinct is to say no, Steve does not have the nail bat anymore.

In my verse there is a not-at-all-flesh-out notion that sometime after the (modified, obv) end of season 4, there is one last battle that ends up ending all the upside down stuff for good. Something tells me that the nail bat reappears in that battle and sees an untimely (or timely, depending on your perspective) end.

Obviously, this means that the girls never see the nail bat in the flesh, but it also means that Eddie, who (in my ‘verse) is comatose for that entire last battle, never sees either.

Until Jonathan visits from California and brings a box full of old photos with him and, lo and behold, presents a photo taken in 1986 of Steve wielding the bat.

“Woah,” Robbie says, eyes wide, “That’s fuckin’ sick, Pop. Can you make me one?”

“Don’t look at me,” Steve immediately told her, “I didn’t make that.”

“Who did?”

“Wasn’t it you, Jon?” He looked at Jonathan.

“No…I think it was Nancy,” Jon replied blankly.

Steve shrugged, because coming up on forty years later it didn’t really matter anymore, and then he looked at Eddie.

Who was stock-still and staring at the photo.

“You alright, Ed?” he asked.

“Fantastic,” Eddie replied, and then he finally tore his eyes away from the picture to look at Jonathan, “Can I keep this one? Do you have the negatives or whatever?”

“Whatever you want, man.”

A couple minutes later, when everyone’s attention had moved onto other photos, Eddie sidled up behind Steve, wrapped one arm around his waist and held up the nail bat photo with the other.

Steve is nineteen in the picture and sitting on the steps of Hop’s old cabin, one of its boarded-up windows half-in-focus in the background. They're about a week away from the battle that ended the Upside Down for good, he's pretty sure, though his memory of all that is a little fuzzy by now. He remembers that he’d taken to keeping the bat with him during that time, and he’s balancing the nail-studded end in the dirt right between his feet, one hand on the handle and the other covering the knob so his chin can balance on it as he looks up at someone behind the camera.

It’s not the worst photo of him, Steve can admit (though it would have been nicer if it weren’t taken during the end of the world).

“We will be having a conversation about this later,” Eddie murmured into Steve’s ear, “A long one.”

[40sjoyner]

Coulson: How did you know I was going to propose?

May: Daisy hasn’t been able to look at me without crying of happiness all week.

[cosmicqvake]

Look, there are a lot of scenes in AOS that absolutely tear my heart to shreds, but the one that personally gets me most? Daisy holding onto Coulson before he’s going to leave, when she’s crying her eyes out and she tells him that she loves him. Like my fucking godddd man. Instant tears. I’m genuinely gonna cry just thinking about it again.

Just when she finally found home, he was torn away from her like every other goddamn thing in her life. I could go off on an infinitely long rant but I’m gonna let myself out instead.

[dykedivorce]

My Country: The New Age + Ocean Vuong

[desertsportshipping]

Gloria: My brother’s boyfriend will kick your ass!

Wes, in the wild area: Get that out of your mouth!!!

[not-so-mundane-after-all]

MARVEL'S AGENTS OF SHIELD || s07e05 "A Trout in the Milk"

[shieldherostuffs]

Children with not-so-good parents, no parents, or trauma: *Exist*

Naofumi: It's free real estate.

[cryptid-called-ash]

gremlins wake up, new shield dad lore just dropped!

After the ‘incident’* naofumi goes almost totally nonverbal, using a form of sign language with raph as a translator.

Here’s the really fun part, instead of using sign language with the other heroes, he figures out he can essentially give them dialogue windows bc of the cardinal weapons. The other speak to him, and are give his response via the text window.

An example dialogue exchange from just before a wave.

The heroes have expressed a desire to take out the boss, rather than evacuate a nearby village. Raphtalia objects to this, and a member of Itsuki’s party states that it’s the duty of the ‘real’ heroes to slay the monster. Naofumi opens a dialogue window and the exchange is as follows:

< Is that it? You’re just going to walk away? You’re joking, right? You aren’t seriously going to leave those people to die, are you?>

(1) -> What? What the hell are you talking about?

(2) -> Of course I’m not going to just walk away! 

(3) -> That’s rich, coming from you.

(1a) < Charging off alone to fight some big monster is going to save lives. sure it may be good in the moment but in the long run, there will only be more death. Not to mention it risks your own life needlessly.>

(2a) < Well that’s a relief to hear you have some common sense, here I was thinking I was the only one. I got a plan, you with us?>

(3a) < Fine, go. Chase your glory, but don’t expect any help from me. Go on. I’m not going to stop you.> 

*see ‘in the span of six hours’ in the shield hero collection on my ao3 page

[smithrowed]

[limeade-l3sbian]

misogyny is offensive. misandry is defensive.

[weegeemint]

Nephilim, still sang at concerts, but he never shirked a single responsibility with his children. They truly are the lights of his life. He considers himself the luckiest. He actually named Piers & Marnie himself, Piers was unique & special, Marnie was lovely, in his eyes.