#shikumaru

[eeveeights]

this is a butch lesbian btw

[as-the-lights-went-out]

Shikamaru sharing naruto’s pain bc they both lost their sensei’s and Shikumaru helping bring naruto out of his depression ❤️❤️

[sweetandspicyramen]

More Instagram profiles! I think I’m going to start doing the Akatsuki members tomorrow. Any suggestions on who I should start with?

[inanotherheadspace]

Naruto Characters as Drinks / At a Bar

Naruto  - bathtub moonshine

 doesn't drink, just makes it 

Kushina would kill him if he even t h o u g h t about it 

Shino comes along and is like “yo, this shit slaps. sell it”

Shikumaru agrees and the three start a moonshine business, with Shikumaru being the main seller

Tsunade funds this with tax money 

one of the only sober ones at the bar 

there's two ways I see this going: either he NEVER touches alcohol, or Kurama keeps him sober as all hell

Sasuke - wine 

depressed suburban mom vibes 

sighs a lot as he sips his wine

gets very poetic 

brings up Itachi a lot 

Sakura - fun mixed cocktails 

“I don't wanna drink too much”

starts out with “only one”

Ino challenges her to a drinking contest 

Sakura, being a petty queen, agrees

looses miserably

Naruto gets roped into holding up her hair as she pukes 

Tsunade yelled “Pussy” as Sakura runs to the bathroom 

Ino - vodka  

life of the party 

or so she THINKS 

banned from most bars

Shikumaru is trying to keep from stripping on the bar

Temari is throwing dollars and cheering her on 

thinks she looks hot, but looks like she's on meth 

there's no music playing but she's still dancing 

Shikumaru - dark, expensive rum

sits back and watches the mess 

finds it funny

ends up being bullied by Ino and Temari 

he ends up being the body for their Body Shots after multiple punches 

Choji - beer, expensive nice ones 

absolute frat boy 

funnel god 

body this shit 

Naruto is holding the funnel and continuously pouring beer down it

Kiba - beer, think Natty Light 

drinks beer with friends 

makes a face after each sip

tries to cover it up

everyone knows he hates it 

real favorite drink - fruity cocktails

always drinks them with his sister while they do pedicures 

will never admit to it 

Hinata - vodka 

c h u g s her vodka

can drink 6 + bottles without a problem

last one standing at end of the night 

Neji is screaming in the corner 

when she's hammered, she smokes (cigarettes or pot depending on the mood and what she can get for free)

Shino - water shots 

will fake being drunk

DD 100%

will sneak a HoneyBee every once in a while (honey bee - honey whiskey drink, very sweet, very good)

won't drink cuz it can hurt the insects 

will go out back to smoke pot instead 

Lee - anything and anything

as the King of the Drunken Fist 

the mans can DRINK 

will down it like its water

doesn't know what it is 

just 

chugs 

Body Shot Whore 

first to start a fight 

will cry the entire fight 

“bUt YoU’rE mY fRiEnDs”

Neji - 1/2 glass of wine and NO MORE 

l i g h t w e i g h t 

him and Sasuke just sit back and observe

even though those two are probs almost blackout drunk after one glass 

they 100% hate each other, they don't speak to anyone

just sit across from each other avoiding eye contact at all cost

tryin to mom Hinata and Tenten 

after 1/2 a glass of wine - think desperate house wives

has flipped a table before 

will throw things 

Tenten - tequila shots

begging Neji to do body shots with her 

so is Lee tbh

Her, Hinata, and Temari have the best tolerance 

absolutely hammered

gets up on the bar with Ino

doesn't dance

just struggles to get up on the bar

lays there and cries 

Temari - Jungle Juice 

absolute life of the party 

whiny and clingy 

has her arms around Shikumaru and coos at him 

cries when she says how much she loves him 

all while hiccuping

eventually she’s absolutely hammered and partying with Ino and Tenten 

doesn't strip but bar dances 

strangers are constantly buying her drinks 

Gaara - refuses to show up 

invited 

doesn't show 

ends up having to collect Konkoro and Temari 

Lee (drunk as all fuck) tracks him down 

and the two end up fighting

Lee wins 

the entire bar is broken

Konkoro - whiskey, neat 

relaxed

reading a book

adding little to nothing to conversations

Tenten makes him do her makeup

Sai - green tea shot 

him and Ino are the weird couple doing shots out of each others mouths

the first time he had alcohol, he licked the top of the drink like a cat would and coughed really loud  

wholeheartedly agrees to do body shots with Ino 

those two would end up making out in the back corner and feeling up each other in public 

Tsunade - soju

hangs out with the kids at the cheap dive bar

because she's a broke bitch 

left Shizune to do all her work 

and stole her money 

Has Tonton with her for some reason 

Choji keeps eyeing the pig 

eventually offers to sell Tonton for more drinks

AT ANOTHER BAR ... 

Kakashi - shaken martini

gets into a fight with anyone over shaken vs stirred  

will get fun flavors added in 

had to be dragged out by the back of his neck to said bar 

bartender knows him by name and knows his usual drink

Gai - soju

classy 

tried the stronger shit once

regretted it 

on a good night, he can keep up with Tsunade

Kurinai - margarita with salt on the rim 

a classy freak 

mean drunk

will fight anyone and everyone 

apologizes instantly over any mean thing she says 

makes Gai and Yamato cry 

Asuma finds it hysterical 

she once pissed off a local bar fiend 

the dude wanted to fight

Asuma and Kakashi tried to step in but she had the dude laid out in an INSTANT 

Asuma - scotch 

will smoke a cigarette while drinking

looks off into the distance a lot 

scholarly drinker 

Yamuto - Pina Coladas

juice freak 

downs at 8 

has to be carried home

doesn't know who or where he is at most times 

Iruka - Moscow mule 

says he's only having one drink

does only have one drink

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[g8arakun]

Temari and shikumaru are literally the most powerful couple :) do you like them?

All art credits are on Pinterest and Instagram

[docgold13]

Can you post more Shikumaru picts pls?!

sure. but I’m going to have to throw in some Temmara as well ;)

[gondwana]

Shikumaru is really just living his life in a mesh shirt, hoop earrings and a cropped bolero. Werk

[temarinist]

ok,,, ok,,, but lyke. I know this is an extremely unpopular opinion, but shikumaru. Mainly only bc I dated someone who kinned with him. And uh, that character just makes me feel weird now. But also y does he have 2 be so sexist in a 'charming' way, at least that is how I felt the show framed it? idk.

i love that you dated shikamaru irl haha he was a sexist ass at first but he was 11 we all were asses when we were 11 lol 

[as-the-lights-went-out]

I do wonder if Sasuke even knows that Kagemasa is based off him lmao

[burialuntrue2007]

watching a youtube video on underrated naruto characters and its talking about iruka being underrated and im going feral.. i have to appreciate everyone so much and i have so little time... how do i let iruka know i love him more than life itself when i also have to blog about rock lee 24/7 and thirst after kakashi and dote on gaara and stan shikumaru and look after naruto himself.... AND not turn into a full on naruto blog

[arkus-rhapsode]

So... Wait... You were cool with Naruhina and Ichihime?

Yep. Totally. I know it’s hard to imagine me being okay with canon ships, but it was true. Now in fairness, I never actively shipped anyone in Naruto except maybe Shikumaru and Temari, but when last chapter hit I was only filled with “oh hey, they got together?”

[mixyesspitlick]

brianadoesart replied to your post “Chōji is… kinda a copy of his dad as far as I can tell. I hope he...”

all 3 of them are clones of their parents. inoshikacho trio. they apparently have one every generation and it's weird

At least Shikamaru seems to be more responsible than his father who is even more lazy, which has forced Shikumaru into being the real parent and that shows with his crazy strategizing 

[triniblerd]

Naruto

Lets talk about how this man is having a hard time fighting puppets😂in boruto

Might as well have Naruto die to shadow clones

Might as well let sasuke die to a chidori

Might as well let shikumaru get out smarted by a mentally challenged person

Might as well let orochimaru die to snakes

Like how is the top puppet master in the series at the time struggling against something that he creates 4 fun how😂

[narutoforeverrr]

Omgggggg

I just saw the new episode I can't wait to see Naruto wedding I can't wait!!!!!!. Shikumaru asked temari out. Sai acknowledged Ino. Omg omg omg im fuckin 24 yrs old and i feel like I've been waiting for this my whole life I'm so happy 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[madara-fate]

Hi excuse me if I make any mistakes asking this as Enlgish is my second language. I really enjoyed this newest episode of Shikumaru shinden but I was at lost when he and Kakashi were speaking and there was a reference to Sai's connection with Genko

Well to be honest, I wasn’t really paying much attention to that part. All I remember is that Sai had been kidnapped by Genko, but I don’t remember the reason why.