#ship me with someone

[holylulusworld]

I ship you with Chuck

No...no...no...no!!! You can't do this to me...🥺🥺 If it must be him, I'll take the toilet paper hoarder.

[neonhairspray]

Now you know I’m gonna say Hozier or Dave Gahan ma’am

-🦊

And you know what? I love it 😎

I mean... They both have a pic of them holding a chicken:

So I really have a type

[something-tofightfor]

You are a hard one, darling. But. I am gonna cheat, just a little, and ship you with your own baseball Jack.

I feel like you have thr patience and the fortitude to put up with the occasional distance and the discretion necessary and all the other stuff that comes along with. Plus I just think he'd have a lot of fun flustering you. You two would know enough to enjoy the time you spend together and any disagreements can be worked out.

This is unexpected - but I would NOT be upset about this in the slightest.

I would 1000000000% be alright with discretion. I would be perfectly fine with the distance sometimes, because it would give me an excuse to plan fun things for when he'd be home - and to fly out and meet him in different cities whenever possible.

I think that most baseball players are a little cheeky - and like being devious little shits when it comes to teasing their significant others both on camera and on social media, and Jack would absolutely do that.

This man is a fucking MENACE and I mean that in the best way possible. Dating him would be so much fun.

[quiznakingcat201]

Blah

Lol I don’t know if this is going to work- But I am genuinely scared if it does.

[hanjoj]

their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there

[eboni-napalm]

Would it be strange of me to say I could see myself shipping you with Ryu from Street Fighter? I feel like, y'know, he needs a rambunctious ray of sunshine in his life to help him lighten up and loosen up a little

Not in a bad way! He's definitely that sort of stereotypical kind but almost stoic character, he doesn't have a lot of excitement to deviate from his sort of "routine"- I can see how you could see me being that "cure" of sorts for that routine! 😊

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

[tesscourtes]

if nobody got me, pinterest kissing references got me.

[tokenducks]

Charles “We’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means” Rowland

[opikiquu]

iknow my comics are ugly please just hear me out

[antlergrave]

uh oh

oh damn he was just dreaming

[evadewilson]

these photos keep sending me into HYSTERICS. sometimes babygirls are two middle aged men <3. and that’s okay.

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[mydairpercabeth]

sigh

[ironunderstands]

The way some of yall mischaracterize Ratio as being stoic in chill when in reality he is 24/7 resisting the urge to rip everyone around him a new one is crazy to me like. He cares so much, so much. It’s unhealthy, he loses the idgaf war every time because Ratio is the least nonchalant person ever like

He was this close to breaking character and throttling Sunday like you cannot tell me he wasn’t planning a murder in this scene. Ratio straight up calls Sunday a crazy bitch but everyone brushed it aside 😭

Honestly his entire conversation with Screwllum is just him tweaking, watch it on YouTube the VAs performance is amazing, you can here just how much He Cares

Genuinely, Aventurine is way better at concealing his true feelings that Ratio. Ratio may be acting for the sake of the plan but the way he truly feels about anything he’s doing always seeps through, it’s why he apologizes to Aventurine in 2.0 in their staged argument scene. It’s why he is as mean to Sunday as he can be. It’s why him pretending that he “hates” Aventurine makes him act so silly. Ratio can’t fully commit to the bit, he can’t force himself to not care or to be someone he isn’t, because fundamentally Ratio CARES and that is something he is incapable of hiding, alabaster bust or not.

The problem is that him expressing his care is often done in a rude and/or blunt manner which people tend to interpret as stoicism or apathy when it’s anything but. Ratio’s vial that he gives to Aventurine is short, sweet and gets straight to the point, because that’s the easiest way for Ratio to express his emotions, even if it’s often detrimental for him and anyone else around him. However Aventurine understands him quite well, and knows that although brief, Ratio telling him to “stay alive, survive this and keep on living” is how he truly feels towards Aventurine, and that’s enough to keep him going.

Underneath Ratios carefully crafted marble facade is a man who cares so much and is so bad at expressing it and I wish the community in general, especially Aventio shippers would acknowledge that more. Ratios true moments of sincerity are brief, but they are anything but stoic. Let the man be soft, it’s in character.

[seawaveleo]

i'm he's -> <- he'm i's