I hate those “I’m misogynistic and/or in a mutually unhappy marriage but instead of fixing my issues like an adult I’m getting this” t shirts, so instead I propose these:
[ID: edited versions of a black shirt that original read: “I love it when my wife lets me go golfing,” with the phrases “I love” and “my wife” made extra big so the extra words can’t be seen at first. The edited versions read: “I love it when my wife,” and “I love my wife / EEEEEE.” /End ID]
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wore my danmaku shirt to airport security
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Once you stop thinking about queer people's labels as strict indications of what's in their pants and who they do/don't bed and instead view queer people's labels as how they interact with the world, you'll find that you'll get along with queer people better and treat them better, I think.
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i'm a collision girl 🏳️⚧️
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[ID: A digital drawing of Jonathan Sims sitting on a bed. He is a thin Arab man with brown skin covered in various scars and body hair, and he has long curly black hair with gray streaks and a beard and mustache to match. His hair is tied in a braid hung over his shoulder and is frizzy with loose hairs poking out everywhere. He is wearing a huge blue t-shirt that's slipping off one shoulder and green boxers, and a pale blush colored duvet rests over his thighs. He sits leaning back on one arm, rubbing his cheek against that shoulder as he smiles softly with only one eye slightly open, looking out of frame. His other hand is scratching at his ribs, lifting the shirt out of the way, exposing his stomach. The bed is pink and the color fades upwards into a muted brown gradient. Speech bubbles show Martin and Jon talking. Martin, out of frame, says "Haha, G'morning, sleepyhead!" and a note points to Jon reading "creaky morning voice" as he says "good morning, love" with hearts around the speech bubble. Martin says "O-OH...." and the speech bubble is accompanied with a tiny doodle of his flustered expression. end ID]
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jon won the eepy poll so have this beautiful man after his first good sleep in the safehouse after years of no rest <3
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You absolutely cannot tell me that Lawrence Gordon, middle aged sexually repressed homo who's been craving dick since college, was faced with the sight of a soaking wet twink and didn't have a single unsavory thought
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