#shit-weasel

[samijen]

jester!! ...and sprinkle!! somehow,, still alive !! 😂

[polararts]

He won an award. Good job you little snot. /affectionate

[thebibliosphere]

"Wow, I don't know what OP was smoking, but I want some of that 😜"

Oh, bless your soul. This is my brain not on drugs.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Give 'em the Ol' Razzle-: Hazbin Hotel

-KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!-

Charlie: *gasp* Is that another possible guest?! (Zips to the door and nearly throws it off its hinges)

-Comically large bouquet of roses poofs into Charlie's face-

Charlie: (fights through the thorny petal onslaught) What the Hell???

Seviathan: (smiling in a way that he's been told is charming) Charlotte! It's so good to see you-

Charlie: Nope! (slams the door and walks away, trailing rose petals behind her)

Vaggie: (blinks is confusion) Uh, hun? What was that all about?

Charlie: Nothing to worry about. (Dusts rose petals off her coat in the most monotone way possible) Just my ex-boyfriend at the front door. (Cups her mouth and sings) 🎶Oh, Razzle! Come here, baby boy!🎶

Vaggie: (bristles, pulls out her spear, and pulls her lip back in a snarl) Do I need to take care of him?

Razzle: (flies out of the kitchen with his hooves covered in donuts like doughy rings) Baaaap?

Charlie: No need, Vaggie. Razzle's got this.

Vaggie & Razzle: He does??? / Baaaaap???

-Door slams open against the wall-

Seviathan: Okay, I guess I deserve that. (Dusts off his jacket) Charlotte, can we at least talk this through? I'm willing to take you back, baby girl.

Razzle: (goes wild-eyed as his teeth turn into razors and froth drips from his sugar-coated mouth)

Vaggie: (similar to Razzle, but her wings puff put and make her look 10 times larger)

Charlie: (plastered smile on her otherwise straight face as she pets Razzle's head and snakes an arm around Vaggie's waist) Seviathan, I broke up with you.

Seviathan: And I'm willing to take you back. What part of that is so hard to understand?

Charlie: (blinks and her eyes turn red) Razzle?

Razzle: (practically breathing fire as he gets rabid foam on the floor) BaaAAaaAp?

Charlie: (clicks her tongue three times)

Razzle: (unhinges his jaw, so it's at a perfect 90-degree angle of razor-sharp teeth that start spinning in a clockwise circle like a chainsaw) BAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOAARP!!!!

Seviathan: Oh, FUCK!!!! YOU STILL HAVE THOSE DAMN GOATS?!?! (Sprints out of the hotel)

Razzle: (gives chase while bleating sadistically)

Charlie: (leisurely saunters to the open door as her horns elongage and her tail whips back and forth and calls out) Tell Helsa I still think she's a loser bitch with poor taste!

Vaggie: (blushing and in awe) Angel, what do you call it when you're horrified and turned on at the same time?

Angel: (ducked behind the bar with Husk) Horoused?

Vaggie: I am so horoused right now.

[lunastars21]

I'm wondering if everyone's headcanon versions of fang were in a room together would they somehow get along or all fight like a buncha rabid dogs.

[todayisafridaynight]

smliey

[illegiblehandwriting1]

frankly i think the best way to differentiate fanon sky and canon sky is to take a look at groose's redemption arc. both forgive him for the bullying but fanon sky says "he didn't mean it!" Canon sky says "i deserved it"

(for reference, canon sky is sky as shown in the game/inferred directly from sksw)

[weaselishmcdiesel]

Btw you can enjoy your media wrong. You can do it bad you can do it in a way that others will find annoying. It doesn’t matter, just enjoy your media however it makes you happy

[txttletale]

Is there something wrong with the swp (other than being trots)

[savage-rhi]

I’m not doing it on anon, because i love you.

Vibes- immaculate, perfect, wholesome, spicy, genius, you’re gonna go far as an writer and published author

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@weskercoded

[aghoulprince]

new favorite 2 seconds of twin peaks just dropped:

[pixiecactus]

🐺 arry's pack 🐺

[white-weasel]

It dawned on me on my drive home one of the big reasons I love the Saw movies so much is that the end reveals make the movies kinda feel like heist movies (I fucking love heist movies)

[ladytemeraire]

Hate being self aware enough to realize that I'm extremely emotionally dysregulated at the moment but also knowing I can't actually change the source of the problem so it's just. Gonna be like this for a bit.

[sharpth1ng]

who more likli to sing while they have diarrhea like demon in the Friday 13 movies buttwart or shit weasel

shit weasel, no question.

[lunastars21]

You think Daroach and Fang The Hunter would kiss?