#shitstain squad

[freakinhorse123]

ROB WHY DID U SEND MY WEDDING DRESS TO UR FRIEND'S INBOX

IT WAS FUNNY TERRI I NEEDED SOMETHING TO CLOG DUNIAS INBOX!

[sajdd]

if you were wondering what the group chat has been up to today

[gaysneeg]

ever wonder what it would be like to attempt to exist as a normal human being and then come back to your least favorite gc for comfort and funny moments but everyone has turned into US president George W. Bush?

good news. ive experienced this.

[hopalongfairywren]

How there are still people on Tumblr defending that piece of shit.

[imflyingfish]

[wingedshadowfan]

other than dain's signet (useless in battle), we have no idea how athletic he is, how good he is with weapons, lesser magic or at hand to hand combat - he's only been physically compared to xaden and we know he's shorter but that's not surprising since xaden is like 6'5 and towering over everybody, i think we don't even know how powerful/big cath is in comparison to most dragons - so i think dain is going to turn out to be a very good fighter since he made it to squad leader and is aiming for wingleader too (unless he only made it bcuz he's basically a nepobaby smh)

[james-stark-the-writer]

alright, we're at the final movie before we're done with the series. it's been a pretty bumpy ride with some incredible highs that represent some of the best of the genre (Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn, the first hour of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice — Ultimate Edition, Aquaman) and some incredibly low lows that are a shitstain on the existence of cinema (Wonder Woman 1984, Suicide Squad (2016)) though a lot of it has largely been pretty good and fun and interesting, like i at least liked 11/15 movies in the DCEU so far, so let's see how this one fares.

now seated for James Wan's Aquaman and The Lost Kingdom (2023). what i know going in: nothing. other than that it was written by the same writer who wrote the first one, and that Jason Momoa has a story credit bc i saw it while checking the watch order. no idea about the story or anything, haven't even really heard or seen people's takes on the movie. so i'm just hoping it's good, and that the franchise goes out on a high, bc it would be really annoying and sad if they had two mediocre movies as the last two entries and the fucking Flash movie had to be the last good one, as much fun as i had with it and as well-written as it is. i'm hoping this is also himbo cinema like the first one tbh. anyway, enough talk, let's get into this.

oh, one last thing: justice for Amber Heard, i hope she's actually in this as she was supposed to be, and that shit article that came out about her being cut from the movie during the trial was a lie. i mean WB stood behind Ezra Miller of all people, and keep paying Gal Gadot money (free Palestine) so i'm hoping she's actually in this. alright, let's get into this.

[blazevillains]

as the president of the shitstain squad i am once again sentencing lyra to death

[terrible-leviathan]

How is the shitstain squad are u all thriving

Well @/blazevillains is now a shitstain member and we're all just bullying lyra and dick legs tbh so yes we are thriving

[gods-no-longer-tread-here]

okay but like. what if. instead of becoming a jujutsu sorcerer. Yuji was collared and tagged and became The Cursed Object Disposal Unit.

'cause he was able to absorb the Cursed Womb Paintings without getting sick or being overwhelmed, right? so does that mean he's just immune to cursed objects? why would you kill a dude that you can literally pump full of demons with no ill effects? why risk him out in society when you can keep him nice and safe in Tengen's barrier and just give him dangerous magic things to eat like Gale of Waterdeep?

granted, I am on the Yuji Protection Squad until I die and I will always be glad that Gojo negotiated for his freedom, but like............. did NONE of those sorry shitstains in charge think "hey let's just feed him monsters until we run out and then we can kill him"?

[freakinhorse123]

pov the shitstain squad arguing about food circa 2021

[sajdd]

hmmmmmmm.

[gaysneeg]

new favorite aesthetic: lyra being horribly confused at american geography

[bones-sprouts]

oh em gee 8/8 shitstain content

@terrible-ass-always @lyraissleepy @daylghtmellohi @sajdd @flyingfish1234 @freakinhorse123 @miss-match01

[imflyingfish]

Robin saw a cow for the first time today @freakinhorse123

[wingedshadowfan]

so from what i've been seeing while rereading fourth wing, each "leader" (wing-, section- and squad-) has their own executive officer:

It took the commandant all of five minutes to appoint Lamani Zohar as wingleader for Third Wing after Amber was executed, but since she was already executive officer, it made the most sense.

=> meaning wing executive officers are most likely to replace wingleaders, but this begs some questions.

is that only for emergencies during the year, like when someone dies?

are both wingleader and wing execution officer necessarily third years (graduating together)?

or can the wing executive officer be a second year and just be promoted to a wingleader in their third year? because if so, i might have news for shitstain dain!

"I’m the one who left my post, my position, and my executive officer in charge of my wing."

is what xaden tells mira at montserrat (coincidentally after she tells dain doesn't deserve to become a wingleader if he keeps acting this way), but we unfortunately don't know who the executive officer for fourth wing is...

and no, it's not garrick or bodhi, neither of them is a wing executive officer:

“As it was a matter of life and death, I personally executed six of the would-be murderers, as witnessed by Flame Section Leader Garrick Tavis and Tail Section Executive Officer Bodhi Durran.”

not cianna, either:

“We’re going to win,” Cianna, our executive officer, proclaims with a decisive nod.

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“We’re down to ten of you,” Dain says, glancing over our group. “Twelve of us in total, which puts us at a slight disadvantage against a couple other squads, but I think we’ll manage.”

=> meaning she's the executive officer for second squad, flame section, fourth wing, while dain is the squad leader

so do you guys think it might not be dain next year?

that he might just become a section leader or a section/wing executive officer instead?

would cianna become the new leader of second squad, flame section, fourth wing?

or would rhiannon?

do you think the name "iron flame" is going to matter? (violet's squad, dubbed the iron squad, flame section, fourth wing)