#shop wives

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[cassandraliepostlimitalt]

Nina says "FUCK!"

[cassandralie]

What if Nina is a Witch?

and that's why she is the only human to sense something weird is going on at the shopkeeper meeting turned ball

and to realize that Aziraphale and Crowley (actually only Aziraphale) is doing something to make the ball happen

her aesthetic is a bit witchy, though that could be a coincidence and/or she might not realize she is a witch

it would be cool if she was like Agnes reincarnated or something

[fledglingdoodles]

The last couple days to get some marked down postcards and posters for Pride!

[wink-and-whisper]

Guys aren't alone in being attracted to younger fuckmeat. I'm almost (but not quite) embarrassed sometimes by my desire for a guy 10 years younger than me to wear me out and use me up. I often wonder if a couple of the baby faced boys who work for me can smell my excitement when I notice them checking me out.

[giaaaaaaaaaaaaahnna13]

[theology101]

I have Apocalpyse Brain Rot from Fallout and with the new movie release (and replaying Fallout 1), I’ve been driven (hehe) inexperably towards Mad Max

And why does Fury Road have the best cast for fanfic?

There’s Nux - who treats Capable like a fucking goddess, has zero care for his own life and is only looking for something to pledge himself to (its Capable)

There’s Max - a quiet, deeply sad and depressed man who also always ends up doing the right thing despite bitching and moaning the whole time

The Wives - each of whom feels and are incredibly different from one another while still having a shared bond of sisterhood and survival against impossible odds

And then there is Furiosa. What to say about Furiosa beyond the fact that she is… Furiosa. My angry, tragic, broken woman who has reforged herself into a weapon of absolute steel, all to hide the scared and broken child hidden within

Like damn

Shit’s banging

[fawnim]

interest check bc im nosy 😊 /silly

nevermind the fact thaat the idol au is still only just an art compilation and plot points atp but,,,

im not promising anything but... is this something u guys would like?

u can look at prev idol au artworks here (its only just 2 tho,,, dont expect a lot rn HUAWHDJAIW)

[hecatesbroom]

I've been thinking A Lot about how Dorothy apparently wanted to open an antiques shop and uh, a little AU might've sprung forth from it. I present:

Golden Girls antiques shop AU

After divorcing Stan, Dorothy opens up her own antiques shop (let's keep it in Miami because that's just easier lol)

Sophia still burns down Shady Pines has to move in with Dorothy at some point, so she also helps with the shop. Much to Dorothy's frustration because all she really does is scare off customers by threatening them (admittedly with increasing creativity) when they attempt to haggle.

Sophia also glares at people when she thinks they might be stealing stuff (they usually aren't, but to her credit, she's caught and handled at least two real thieves. Never mind the poor, bruised, innocent people who received the same treatment)

Blanche, who already lives with Rose (they've been roommates for about 6 months), often stops by to see if Dorothy has any new paintings. Working for the museum, Blanche likes to stop by antiques shops from time to time to see if anything valuable pops up.

Dorothy's shop is Blanche's favourite by far. Not because she actually finds anything there (Dorothy doesn't even have a lot of paintings to begin with) but because she loves its owner.

She's not quite prepared to say how much she loves its owner, but suffice to say she would've been able to get herself invited to dinner (at the very least) if Dorothy had been a man.

So Blanche stops by very very frequently. They talk a lot.

Dorothy feels like strangely enough, Blanche is the only person she's ever been really open to about her divorce, since it happened 2 years ago.

Dorothy keeps any paintings she does receive in storage until Blanche has seen them, before puts them in the shop. Just in case there's one she does want for the museum this time.

Blanche starts bringing Rose along, because Rose wants to meet this really nice lady at the antiques shop herself. She's brought cookies (the cookies are tooth-shatteringly sweet, but then so is Rose, and Dorothy can't help but love her for it)

Rose shows up more often by herself, because the shop is on her way to the counseling center and she likes Dorothy and Sophia's company. She tells them St Olaf stories (Sophia tries to usher her out the moment she gets the St Olaf Story Look™ on her face, to no avail)

At some point Dorothy needs an assistant in the store who won't scare off customers. She shares this with Blanche, who suggests hiring Rose, who was told only a week ago that the grief counseling center is going bankrupt.

Dorothy's unsure about this, initially. I mean, could you see Rose working in a store? She might give away everything for free! But she feels bad about her being without a job, and if she's really honest with herself, she knows she'll miss Rose's company when she stops dropping by on her way to work.

When Rose starts to work in the shop, she turns out to be shockingly good at her job. Dorothy has no idea how she does it, but when people haggle with her, Rose somehow ends up getting paid more for the item than it initially cost.

When asked about this, Rose brushes it off with a simple "I sold waffles by the side of the road as a kid"-story (Sophia doesn't cut her off this time because she wants to know if Rose will disclose how, exactly, she learned to haggle that way. But the story ends without a point, as always)

In fact, the store is busier than ever. Rose brings homemade cookies or pie to work every day that she shares with everyone who visits. And she's so nice to people they just keep coming back, and bringing friends. Even Sophia can't chase them off anymore.

Dorothy wonders, at some point, if she ought to turn her shop into a café.

(she doesn't. there's no way Rose is ever going to charge money for the food she brings to work)

Blanche drops by basically every day after work at the museum at this point, for a chat and (more and more frequently) to have dinner at Dorothy's. Sophia's a great cook after all, and Blanche and Rose rarely get the chance to cook a warm meal for themselves after work.

It's been about a year since Rose started working for Dorothy, when Dorothy develops CFS. Rose and Sophia step in and run the store together for a while, with Blanche helping out whenever she can (she usually comes in to do household chores, but considering she actually hates those, mostly ends up talking to Dorothy for a couple of hours about her dates instead. At least the sentiment is nice)

But when it's been almost a month and Dorothy shows no signs of getting better, their concern about both Dorothy and their situation grows. They need help, medically and in the store, but they can't afford that on top of the rent Dorothy pays for her own house.

Blanche offers the solution before anyone else can think of an alternative: "Why, it's very simple. You two just move in with us!"

Sophia protests about moving in with Rose of all people ("You're crazy if you think I'm willing to live with that moron! As if working with her isn't enough!") because she probably feels at least as bad about this as Dorothy.

Seeing as there's no other choice they decide to move in with Rose and Blanche. This works out even better than expected for all four of them

Dorothy goes through the whole diagnosis stuff we've seen in the show and doesn't miraculously heal between episodes, but she improves slowly with the help of her friends to the point where she can work part-time again

They keep a very comfortable chair (with one of those adjustable backrests so you can kind of lie down on it?) in the store for Dorothy so she can rest at work, if she needs it

ANYWAY they slowly start to realise how much they mean to each other and just how lucky they are to be together

Blanche keeps working at the museum because she loves that job (and also they don't really need someone else to help in the shop now that Dorothy's back part time, so financially it's a lot more secure if Blanche keeps another job unrelated to the shop)

Rose gets to bake sickeningly sweet stuff every day and befriends all the kids near the shop because of it (Dorothy tells her she should've opened a bakery)

Dorothy realises just how lucky she is to finally be living with people who make her feel better about herself and her life. Finally she lives with people she doesn't just have to put up with, but whom she genuinely loves

Sophia, who loves them a lot more than she lets on, decides Blanche and Rose are her daughters now too. Turns out she was kind of predicting the future with that because obviously Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy get married at some point

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[cassandraliepostlimitalt]

Am I allowed to say that it made me uncomfortable that the only couple that got together was the het-presenting one?

I know Beelzebub is nonbinary, but that fact would fly (haha) right over many people's heads, and they just see a man and a woman together.

It feels a bit like appeasement to casual/conservative audience who aren't in it for the Ineffable Husbands and the general queer vibe.

And it feels like Newt and Anathema’s sex scene and boyfriend confirmation, and like Shadwell and Tracy’s two can live as cheaply as one and popping the question. While Aziraphale and Crowley’s status at the end of season one was left more ambiguous, and they're confirmed by season two not to have gotten together.

And then neither do Nina and Maggie, the lesbians, so all we get is Gabriel and Beelzebub, plus a hint of Shax/Furfur. Two het-presenting couples to make the Right people more comfortable (it won't work, though, they still hate us and always will)

(this is not a criticism of Ineffable Beuracracy, which I shipped before it was canon, or Newt/Anathema or Tracy/Shadwell or even Shax/Furfur. And I recognize Beelzebub as nonbinary. But my hypothetical conservative grandma/uncle wouldn't.)

[cassandralie]

GOS2 prediction regarding Nina after seeing the first two episodes, small spoiler under the cut

Nina's current partner Lindsay might be somehow related to/working for Hell (or maybe Heaven?) One of the angry text messages included the word HELL and the font for all of them seemed a bit hellish.

Also with Nina's coffee shop so near the bookshop it could be a place to spy on Aziraphale and Crowley from.

[fledglingdoodles]

Psst! I’m having a Pride sale in my shop from now till about mid-July so now would be a great time to pick yourselves up some postcards, stickers, puzzles, posters and zines!

[jesmalestiel]

Happy birthday @eviebane! I know I already sent this fic I wrote you on discord but I wanted to share on here too. And many thanks to @subway-stranger for being my beta on this first chapter!

Honey, you're familiar, like my mirror, years ago

Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer, Crowley & Anathema Device, Magnus Bane & Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley & Nina (Good Omens), Magnus Bane & Anathema Device, Magnus Bane & Anathema Device & Crowley (Good Omens), Alec Lightwood & Newton Pulsifer

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Magnus Bane, Alec Lightwood, Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Nina (Good Omens), Maggie (Good Omens), Whickber Street Shopkeepers and Street Traders Association (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), Ineffable Wives | Female Aziraphale/Female Crowley (Good Omens), Minor Maggie/Nina (Good Omens), Magic is real but it doesn't work the same as in Good Omens or Shadowhunters, Title from a Hozier Song, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, She/Her and They/Them Pronouns for Crowley (Good Omens), She/Her Pronouns for Aziraphale (Good Omens), Genderfluid Crowley (Good Omens)

Summary:

Antonia Crowley (just Crowley is fine, thanks) co-owns a shop on Whickber Street specialising in the occult. Nevertheless, she spends the majority of her time playing barista at Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death so that she can make eyes at the woman who owns the bookshop across the street help out her old friend Nina as a stop gap before she can hire permanent staff.

Magnus Bane is a middle child and in search of something new and exciting. For a while he's been on the search for something, but isn't sure what.

Alec and Newt are best mates and have been sharing a flat for years when they find matching jobs as booksellers at A.Z. Fell and Co. Their boss, Aziraphale, is a little awkward, but they enjoy working for her. Newt especially enjoys working on Whickber Street as he has gotten to know Anathema Device, who co-owns M.A. Device & Co. with her siblings.

One Friday night at the height of summer they get together for a friendly game night.

And that's when everything changes.

[searchingforakeythatdoesntexist]

Day 18: "Hear me out, Angel" - Good Omens, Singer Fem!Crowley upcoming? + Important Announcement (♥Print Shop Opening, and promo code for you all!!♥)

Birds flying high

You know how I feel

Sun in the sky

You know how I feel

Reeds drifting on by

You know how I feel

It's a new dawn

It's a new day

It's a new life

For me

And I'm feeling good...

"Hear me out, Angel..."

Yes, hear me out, because I have the pleasure to announce that my Print shop is finally open! (link here)

I am so excited!!!! (And nervous too, but this is quite usual for me as you know :-p)

For this grand Opening, please have this special code for -20% on your first purchase: NAH4QBRN. It will last until the February 8th, but no minimal amount!

You have been quite a few to ask me if I do prints of my art, and more often since my most recent artworks ("We're bound" & "Bliss"). Well, here we are! You’ll find there my most appreciated artworks ("ancient" style and "New Red" style) There are some beautiful close-up shots of my biggest artworks too. If your favourite artwork/close-up shot is missing, please contact me on my Ko-Fi or ask on my Tumblr and I will put it in the shop too!

Come and take a peek!!!

About the sketch

Realisation time: 3 hours 30 minutes

Today's theme: my followers on Ko-Fi discovered last night my first attempt as drawing a new Fem!Crowley of mine. “Attempt” because I lost too much time hesitating on the traits, then the colours, then the shades… And the final result didn’t even please me -_- For the Wives, I usually draw DT/MS physical traits then try to smooth it and feminise it, but it clearly doesn’t work well for me. So, I tried something different here, and started to draw in my ancient style, then slightly changed the physical traits until I obtain a face that look like DT’s Crowley face. Maybe there are some tutorials about how to draw and feminise masculine traits… But, no, it’s funnier to find by myself :-p (for now).

I have an important new project in mind, a “Singer/Musician” ensemble of artworks (AU or Canon, I have yet to decide). But you my dear GO fam, you'll have a role to play in it. So, I HAVE to be able to draw my Wives more classy and sexy than ever. For now I will train a little bit more, but I hope I will be able to talk about it soon, maybe next week?

The Daily Sketch Challenge Rules:

Personal challenge: a simple sketch each day

Goal: forcing me to keep things simple - inking, shading, just a few sashes of colour

Improvement pursued: to get the movement, the emotion, finding how to add depth, learning how to leave things barely finished

Max time allowed: 2 hours Ow bloody hell, what if I change this rule for good? Each time for the last 7 days I had a perfect raison to spend more time on my Daily sketch. (Today it was the Grand Opening =D)

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[n3arell-art]

heard we were drawing 60s ineffable wives