#shrimpposting

[anchovy]

Maybe if you sat down and looked at shrimp fishing bait you’d calm down a bit ok.

[fishposting-pishfosting]

that eclipse the other night was spectacular huh

ok but seriously. it was pretty cool to see

[littleocelli]

i saw this article on my phones news app and i had to do this

[shrimpasker]

i just want to shrimppost why are there barenaked ladies (not the cool band kind) on my feed

[justanoval]

PLEASE GO TO THE LINK TO COMMIT CAPITALISM.

[shimp-simp]

hey hey it’s ok! incalculable and likely trillions of shrimp on planet earth ok?

[sushiboss]

if your circle isn't talking about shrimp farming and optimal algae load then its time to find a new circle

[lucky-aces]

i really respect that my cat, upon encountering any situation that displeases him, will just start smacking everything with his paws. king of taking action

[litlunacy]

Hap Birf to the Orange Boy (who still hasn't learned his name)!

[il3x]

speaking of villainsonas for funsies (re: my tags here), here's my cooler cringier sound control sona!

she's called miss phonia and a generic insert for any superpowers 'verse. though I will admit I made her based on the worm powers poll (shaker w/ stranger secondary ftw!) her power is AoE sound control. absolutely not the power I'd actually get, but if I could choose...

also, my ass would NOT be on scene for fights!! concussive sound blasts are concussive sound blasts wherever they originate... catch me as far off as my range permits, disguised as a civilian, keeping track of things with binoculars. hiring people to wear my costume and act as decoys while I centre my sound control around them. when the enemy captures them and lets their guard down enough to resume audio communications I silence their comms and insert my disguised voice in its place. honestly idk why more shakers with wide range don't use master tactics. c'mon you guys

that's also why her costume has a cape. looks over practicality because she's not gonna be in the fray.

and yes. @thesternest. she can do the shrimp thing :)

[ropers-inland-squid]

[lake-lady]

I'm finally getting relevant ads

[t1redr0b0t]

i think mantis shrimp would listen to hyperpop

[shriiiimmmmppp]

REMINDER THAT THIS SHRIMP SUPPORTS TRANS RIGHTS. TERFS NOT WELCOME.

[nebraska-tourism]

Just found out about these things and I'm obsessed. There was a point in history where this motherfucker was the deadliest creature on earth. Cambrian trilobites quivered in fear at the thought of them. It's name translates as "abnormal shrimp." Perfection

[shimp-simp]

No one understands me