#shtap

[memezrlife]

Bruh, my mind does this thing that gives me the heebie jeebies every time. I don't even know why it does. It just imagines a thing and then makes it way too big or way too small, all the while my body loses its sense of orientation. I don't like it. Brain, why you do this??

[thesungod]

when people tell me they re-read bad sons to look for all the hints about what was REALLY going on- like did i really write a story so well that people reread it

[tunservice]

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[devildungeondm]

How’s your portrayal? I’m still convinced you’re Joseph Quinn just messing with us and pretending you’re not. You’re literally the best Eddie out there and really the first to take a chance on and stick with my Chrissy and you’re just AMAZING! I think you’ve completely captured Eddie and I adore him and you so much!

hey…how’s my portrayal? ♡

((EXCUSE ME fa;sdkjfh;kasdjfhasdjf that's so sweet to say I can't stand it!! I'm so happy you like my portrayal. Gimme all the muses to love because I absolutely will. <333))

[haruchi-slit]

BF! CHOSO HEADCANONS

- Choso who always gets sooo happy when you get along with his brothers

"broo, are you tearing up?" yuuji would ask, "w-" *sniff* "what?! of course not!" "oh really?" you'd ask sarcastically, "yeah! i am not!".

- Choso who's just so innocent and precious! "you know what she said?!" you babbled, while eating a cupcake, as he nods profusely in both sides, before saying "tell me!" as he chows down the cupcake, "she told me-" you paused and smiled, holding your laughter. "what?" he asks, tilting his head with a frown on his forehead, "you've got something on your face" you pointed out, and his ears immediately perks up and wiped the complete opposite side of his cheeks, which made you lose control of your laugh, "t-the other side!" you laughed, "ooohh!" he gasped.

- Choso who ALWAYS brings his digital camera everytime the two of you go out "babe look here" *click* "you're so gorgeous" and he'd kiss your forehead. i swear this man has an album dedicated just for you.

- Choso who LOVES to play with your cheeks it became a unhealthy habit of his to be honest, "you know, i think we should get ice cream later for dessert-" you were cut off, as choso's large palm squishes your cheeks together, "shtap" you'd say, as you lips flicker like a fish's mouth. he always finds it ADORABLE

- Choso who sends cat/dog pictures to you everyday and texting "us fr" without skipping a day.

- Choso who lovees to bring you sweet/savory treats in your workplace.

[lllsaslll]

Make him SHTAP 😩

[plot-prominent-horde-squad-au]

Fleshed Out AU as Vines

Rogelio: “Dear diary, today I couldn’t find my diary, so I’m writing this on both my Kung-Fu Panda 2 DVDs.”

~~~

Rogelio: “Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Lonnie?”

Lonnie: “No.”

Kyle: “I do!”

Rogelio: “I know, Kyle.”

Kyle: “I’m sad.”

Rogelio: “I know, Kyle.”

~~~

Both Rogelio and Lonnie in Season 4: “I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my life to our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks I get?!”

~~~

Kyle, after the end of Protocol: (Crying) “Today was a good day. Can’t wait for tomorrow-” *Starts crying harder*

~~~

Lonnie: “I eat cheerios because they’re heart health! And my heart has been severely damaged…” *Grabs camera* “So Adora, if you’re out there-”

~~~

*Someone runs up to Baby Kyle*

Baby Kyle: “Daddy?”

The person, who is a Horde Soldier: “Do I look like your da-”

~~~

Lonnie at Catra: “Let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. Alright, I’m gonna go first. I hate you.”

~~~

Catra: *Sneaks up behind Lonnie on the couch*

Catra: *Shoots a gun at the ceiling*

Lonnie: *Falls off the couch* *Turns and points at Catra, who is laughing*

Lonnie: “THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!”

~~~

Rogelio, about either Catra or Lonnie: “She’s so rude. I hate her. She’s soo ugly. But she’s my best friend.”

~~~

Papa, at Thad: “Wow, son, your whips are getting really good.”

Thad: “Thanks, Dad.”

~~~

Kyle & Lonnie: “I hate myself. Oh, I really hate myself.”

~~~

Kyle: “And just remember that no one will ever hate you more than you already hate yourself!”

~~~

Kyle, in the barracks: (Scream singing) “I never wanna dance again! Guilty feet, I got no rhythm!”

~~~

(Pre-canon) Catra: *Jumps out from behind corner to scare Kyle* “Rah!”

Kyle: “AH! Shtap! I could’ve dropped my grey bars.”

~~~

Lonnie: “Oh good, you’re not busy.”

Rogelio: (Working on his audio log) “Actually, Lonnie, I am busy.”

~~~

Rogelio, in his audio logs: (About Catra and Adora) “And they were roommates-”

Person in the future: (Watching the logs) “Oh my god, they were roommates-”

~~~

Lonnie: (Driving a truck) “Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.”

*Crashes truck*

~~~

Lonnie: “We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed.”

Lonnie: (Dancing) “Whatcha gonna do?” (dun, du dun dun) “Whatcha gonna do?”

~~~

Rogelio or Kyle: “When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is: walk a wa-ay-ay~”

~~~

Lonnie: “Hey, you doing okay?”

Rogelio: “Yeah, just lately I haven’t been able to think straight.”

Rogelio’s thoughts: “Balls. Two guys holding hands. Clay Aiken. Weener.”

~~~

Kyle: “This one’s to end war!”

Kyle: *Throws basketball* *Somehow misses basket entirely*

Kyle: :(

~~~

Someone, at Kyle: “You can’t sit with us.”

Kyle: “Actually, Megan, I can’t sit anywhere. I have-”

Kyle: *Turns to camera*

Kyle: “Full body burns.”

~~~

Lonnie: “I just love working here, we all have a lot of laughs.”

Lonnie, at Catra: “Fuck off, Catra. I’m not going to your fucking invasion.”

~~~

Thad: “Kyle! Kyle, watch the Horde soldier, dude! Watch the Horde soldier.”

Baby Kyle: *Hits the Horde soldier head on with his tiny sword.*

~~~

Kyle: *Pours lemons into a bowl* “Well, when life gives you lemons.” (dun dun dun dun! DUN)

~~~

Lonnie: *Drops a staff during practice*

Lonnie’s Instructor: “LONNIE!”

Lonnie: “......”

Lonnie’s Instructor: “Get it together sweetie, we have a competition this weekend.”

~~~

Lonnie & Kyle, dancing in the barracks: “I hate. My body. I hate. My body. I hate-”

~~~

The Horde Squad at the end of season 5: “Fuck this shit, I’m out.” *Jumps into the Whispering Woods*

~~~

And of course:

Everyone in the Horde (minus Rogelio): “What the fuck is up Kyle?! No, what did you say, dude?! Step the fuck up, Kyle!”

[spacelazarwolf]

oh my Godddd. "Demanding all Jews an opinion on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict on demand and using that as a critique of Judaism as a whole is antisemitic." 'uH aChUaLlY aNy oPinIoN on tHe cOnFliCt iSn'T Antisemitic!!!1 sHtaP DiSmiSsInG iT!!!!1 *insert animalistic insult*'

Why do people constantly ignore the context and nuances of your posts?

bc reading and critical thinking skills are abandoned at login on tumblr dot com

[ink-and-dagger]

✨🧡🌙SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨🧡

Absolutely zero pressure to actually participate but just wanted to give you a little note in your inbox that you're wonderful and amazing and hysterical and a treasure.

SHTAP IT 🙈🙈🙈

You’re a gem darling Coi. I’m so glad we occupy the same funky corner of the internet ❤️❤️❤️

[ivebeenmade]

He fucked off again without buying his round. Ah, shtap. Sure that lad could peel an orange in his pocket.

Src:

[tenzuproductions]

"ABSNBAKDVJ HUUSH FUCK- I'M TO GAY FOR THIS-"

Or how cute his messy hair is, or how adorable his smile looks, or how secure you feel in his arms-

HHHNNGGG YOU ANONS ARE MEAAANNN- SHTAP IT

[shadowofroses]

It does this and confetti every fucking time and I don't understand why.

It never did it before this week and it irritates me. STOP CELEBRATING

SHTAP

[devildungeondm]

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Send “✖” If you think that I’m playing my character properly.

((COME TO MY BOSOM AND BE LOVED 5EVER))

[daemonchainz]

Adrian shtap omg

[starfleetwitch]

Turns out I can’t draw Serenas face without Bernie’s mashed up against it 😅 who is this woman?

[starwarsaddiction]

another pic of Winnie the Pooh and some scottish dude

Ewan McGregor