#shut up no you fucking don’t 🔫

[ohtobeleah]

Enterprise // Jake Seresin

Series Synopsis: After taking over your father's enterprise, you quickly come to the conclusion that you are undeniably a walking target. Rival gang leader Jacob “The Hangman” Seresin might just be your only chance at making your mark in the dangerous city of Fitzroy. 

Series Warnings: Jake Seresin x F!reader. Mafia related content. Gang related content. Gore, violence, violence against women. Death, age gap.

Chapter One // Confidence. There’s a lesson here somewhere, but you aren’t ready to figure it out. Setting up a meeting with Jake ‘The Hangman’ Seresin to see if he would consider a merger is the last thing you knew your late father would want you to do.

Chapter Two // Drums Emporium. Jake wants to see what you’ve got. Sending you into one of his most notorious pubs to see if you’d come out alive. Only keeping a slight plot point from you in the process.

Chapter Three // Darlinghurst Danger: When you get an unexpected visitor from over the state line, Jake Seresin unintentionally starts a war he isn’t sure he knows how to end and keep you protected at the same time.

Chapter Four // Rat in the Ranks: There’s a rat in Jake Seresins Ranks and you’re sure of it. After coming to after a home job stitch job done by Bob Floyd—you stumble upon a plot that goes deeper than you know.

Chapter Five // Live In Clover: After you discover Jake has a rat in his ranks, you fall off the side of a cliff when you dive deeper into what exactly is going on. Leading you into a rather dangerous situation.

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[juyeonszn]

I WANNA TIE THE KNOT

PAIRING lee hyunjae x f!reader

WORD COUNT 1.70k

GENRES fluff ﹒smut

WARNINGS 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, mature language, established relationship, it escalates pretty fast ngl, fingering but there’s honestly no real foreplay, u tie hyunjae up with ribbon, dry humping, unprotected sex (wrap before u tap besties), cowgirl position, marking lowkey, scratching, hyunjae is a master at pillowtalk, creampie :P

SUMMARY that coquette bow trend on the internet really isn’t for the faint of heart. at least, that’s what you think when you decide to do it with hyunjae.

MORE 😂😂😂🔫 anyway. i actually wrote this in one sitting. in one night. bc i was insatiable for the coquette trend after a Very Passionate discussion with @kimsohn and @zzoguri <3 delusional sapphics 1, 2, and 3 back at it AGAIN! if u noticed, all 3 of us wrote something involving these godforsaken bows. this fic was a long time coming seeing as i wrote it a month ago but i remembered it was valentine’s day so,,,, here u go! pls dont forget to reblog if u enjoyed <3

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“Can we try this?”

Hyunjae raises an eyebrow at you when you shove your phone in his face, scooting up higher from where you were laying on his lap. He watches the video with mild amusement. 

“You want to tie a bow around my bicep?” He asks you, as if your request was so far-fetched and out of the ordinary. He had nice arms, he’d look cute with a ribbon wrapped around it. The whole coquette vibe matched well with his pretty face. 

“Yeah, why not? It’s a cute trend. And at least I’m not suggesting the one where I tie your mouth shut,” you rest your cheek on his chest, blinking up at him with hopeful eyes. “Please, Jae? For me?”

It’s a little comical when you physically see the war waging in his head. He wants to decline, thinks the idea of you putting one of your ribbons around his fucking bicep is kind of stupid, but he could never say no to those eyes. Lee Hyunjae was a weak, weak man. 

So he agrees. 

Next thing he knows, you’re filming him flexing with the cute little bow on his arm to post on your social media. He should feel silly, standing still so you can record the perfect shot, but he doesn’t. You look so cute with your tongue poking out of the corner of your mouth, he feels his mind straying from the original plan. 

He wraps his arms around your waist when you go to edit the video, preparing to post it publicly. You squirm as his lips make contact with the sensitive spot below your ear, kissing tenderly and sweetly. “Jaehyun….”

Your warning tone does not dispel his efforts to distract you, the tips of his fingers dipping below the waistband of your sleep shorts. The pads drag along your hip bones while his mouth travels lower on your neck, nipping at the soft skin visible beneath your top. “Yes, my love?”

“Don’t fucking ‘my love’ me right now,” you whine, craning your neck to the side to give him more access to the surface. “You know what you’re doing.”

“Is it working?” Hyunjae teases, thumb applying the slightest amount of pressure on your clothed clit. “Are you gonna let me fuck you with these pretty bows on?”

The groan you release is guttural, because god your boyfriend knew how to turn you on like a damn light switch. Your eyelids flutter shut and your head falls back on his shoulder, phone slipping out of your grasp and onto the floor. His finger moves in tight circles on the bundle of nerves, cupping the rest between the apex of your thighs. Fuck, he was starting to get the better of you. 

“Y-Yes, but on— mmm— on one condition,” you force yourself to stay steeled, keeping your voice as stable as possible. 

“And what is that?” Hyunjae nibbles your earlobe, teeth grazing the shell and sending goosebumps all over the expanse of your skin. His ring finger presses up on your entrance over your dampened underwear, making you clench around nothing. 

Oh he was a dead man. You were going to make him pay. 

“You w-wear the ribbons,” your breathing hitches. “Let me— let me tie you up. I’ll make it worth your while, Jae. P-Promise…”

He halts his motions, like he’s contemplating your words carefully. It’s not like much would change, to be honest. Hyunjae would still be the one in control after a certain point. You just wanted the excuse to bind the smug motherfucker for once. And to keep the bows on him, but around his wrists this time. 

Hyunjae retracts his hands from your shorts to remove his shirt, the heat radiating against your back from his bare torso. Your chest heaves up and down as you watch him climb back to the head of the bed, sweatpants low on his hips. It takes a whole fucking lot of self restraint not to jump his bones then and there, but you manage, straddling his waist so you can tie his wrists to the bed posts with your pink satin ribbon. Your hands are shaky, like your breathing, but he doesn’t point it out, letting you have your fun. 

A low grunt escapes his lips when you pull on the fabric, ensuring it’s tight enough to hold him still but loose enough not to leave a mark. It doesn’t help that he can feel you pulsating through your sleep shorts onto his abdomen, his muscles contracting underneath you. 

You aren’t really sure if you can even keep up your own act, grinding down on his lap like a bitch in heat. It’s embarrassing how easy it is for him to work you up without so much as touching you. You knew if you didn’t stop now, you’d dry hump him until you were a quivering mess, fully clothed and all. Hyunjae knows you’re needy, too, the corner of his lips quirking up. 

“Can we— god— can we just s-skip the foreplay?” You whine into the crook of his neck, hooking your fingers into his sweatpants. “Want you inside me already…”

“Of course, baby, you know I’ll never say no to you,” he coos, mouth finding yours to kiss you slowly, gently, passionately. 

You push his pants and underwear down in one go, using your feet to kick them away so you can undress yourself as fast as possible. Your desperation is too strong to pretend it’s not there, so you give into your own carnal desires. Hyunjae hisses when your cunt hovers over his cock, so slick that it doesn’t take long for him to slip inside completely. 

Every time you have sex with him, you feel so full, the weight of his cock so deep in you that you see stars well before he’s even moved. You support yourself with a hand on each of his shoulders, lips still molded with his as you begin to bounce meticulously. Your moans are muffled with his kiss, practically impaling yourself on his dick. 

Your hips roll experimentally, throwing your head back with a drawn out moan and your nails clawing down his chest when he hits that particular spot inside your pussy. Hyunjae lets out a sound akin to a strangled moan, wanting nothing more than to get his hands all over your body so he can fuck you six ways to Sunday. 

He bends his knees to make it a bit smoother for you, relishing in the way you’re losing yourself to your pleasure without him having to do a single thing. You’re just rutting against him at this point, legs beginning to give out this early. 

“Don’t— mmm— Hyunjae, I can’t— ‘s too much,” your speech is already slurred, words blurring together and making hardly any sense. 

“Let me get out of these, baby,” he tugs at the ribbons. “I’ll fuck you so good, my love. I’ll give you— fuck— what you want.”

You nod frantically, not trusting your voice to say anything remotely coherent. Thankfully, Hyunjae takes note of the lack of strength you currently have, not expecting you to untie the knots on his wrists without struggle. You watch with heavy lids and he pulls harshly, tearing the satin binding him to the bed frame. So much for them being secure…

Your top half collapses into his chest and he grasps at your waist roughly, having half the mind to flip you over and pin you to the mattress. Instead, he presses up into you, slow at first so he can regain his bearings after being tied up, and then he’s bucking up into your pussy like a jackrabbit. 

“Thought you could take me—“ he cuts himself off with a groan. “Thought you could take me all by yourself like a big girl, huh?” 

Whining in response is all you can do, almost on the verge of tears. The sounds of your cunt sucking him in, squelching echoing around the bedroom, are nearly enough to knock you over the edge. The coil in the pit of your stomach stretches more and more, teeth sinking into his collarbone and marking up his supple, sweaty skin like it was your day job. His blunt nails dig into the fat of your hips as a means of grounding himself, holding back from finishing before you because you were his top priority. 

Your nimble fingers sneak between your bodies to massage your oh-so-sensitive clit, ring and middle digits working at double their usual speed. Hyunjae stares at you with hearts in his eyes as you try desperately to get yourself off. He thinks you’re gorgeous every second of every day, but for some reason, you look fucking breathtaking right now. 

“My pretty girl, taking it like a champ,” he grits his teeth. “You love when I fuck you like a pornstar, don’t you?” 

It’s when he connects your lips in a kiss so sweet it puts all the others to shame and so polar-opposite to the filth the two of you were committing, that you cum without warning, velvety walls constricting around his cock. Your head is empty and your vision goes white for a moment, static ringing in your ears. He follows immediately after, moaning into your mouth as he does so. You swallow the noises while your breathing stutters, the sensation of him filling you up with all he can give blindsiding your senses. 

You stay sandwiched together as you both calm down, tired and achy from such strenuous activity. When you stop to think about the cause of these events, you snort until it morphs into an uncontrollable laughter. (Then you wince because Hyunjae’s dick was still inside of you.)

“What’s so funny?” He furrows his eyebrows, making no effort to move. 

“That fucking bow trend led to one of the best orgasms of my life,” you’re still laughing, chin on your hands, which are folded over his chest. “It’s so stupid.”

“The bows are cute. Maybe you should let me try tying you up with them next time.” Hyunjae pecks your forehead, running his fingers through your hair. 

“Trust me,” you giggle, a yawn threatening to push past your lips. “There will definitely be a next time.”

© juyeonszn. do not steal, claim, or repost.

[expirednukacola]

ORANGE COLORED SKY 🏜️ || The Ghoul x Fem!Reader

𐚁⊹₊ ⋆☆

AHHHH! The first chapter is getting so much love and attention! I can’t believe it- This is making me cry! I love you all so, so much! SUMMARY: After two hundred years of some much needed beauty sleep, reader wakes up and realizes she has been given a second chance at life.. only to look like a piece of scorched summer sausage.

TW: GORE + GHOUL CANNIBALISM? + A BRIEF MENTION OF A “BIG IRON” 🔫

og gif made by: @lousolversons

“Don’t they know it’s the end of the world..”

“..‘Cause you don’t love me anymore.”

As your limp body fell to the brown, dead grass beneath you, you look up at that disgusting orange sky with such hatred and contempt before — Darkness. Nothing but darkness shrouded your senses alongside Death’s eery, cold chill.. At least death provided some relief for your decrepit, burnt body.

You finally felt.. free. Free from life’s fleshy binding that attached you to the mortal plane. Free from life’s troubling trails and tribulations that would’ve dragged like heavy chains on your body until the weight of them became too much. Free from pain, free from suffering, free from fear — Free from the horrible world itself.

…Until some asshole decided to turn the damn lights back on.

You woke up with a loud gasp and almost immediately, the pain of hunger and thirst was overwhelmingly evident in your facial expression. “Fuck- W- Water..” Like a zombie who was ran over by an 18 wheeler, you stood up on your little “Bambi” legs and looked around the wasteland that surrounded you. Nothing but patches of dead grass, cracked and crumbled dirt, and the occasional tumbleweed was all that you could see — Besides the dilapidated remains of Mr. Shit-Stain’s house.

“..How the hell is this thing still standin’?” You rasped out as you fumbled towards the tumbledown remnants of the house, the P.O.S. glass shard still sticking out of your leg like an annoying family member that never wanted to leave when it’s Christmas- or any holiday for that matter. Carefully stepping over the pieces of glass, you cautiously entered the house through the large broken windows and looked around what used to be a living room. Some things were still standing, like the couch, the television (minus the ginormous crack its screen had), and one of the most rinky dink coffee tables you have ever fuckin’ seen. “..Pretty sure ‘Bobby’ picked that shit out-”

You cut yourself off by letting out a much needed laugh and after a few minutes of laughing and snickering like a hippie high on mary jane, you staggered on over to the kitchen.. and that’s when you saw your saving grace- THE FRIDGE! Somehow, that piece of metal was the only thing unscathed from that damn blast! You thanked the heavens for this one of a kind gift that you most definitely deserved and you opened it to find-!

…A shit ton of mold and one dead and pretty large roach. “…After all I’ve fuckin’ gone through, I am gifted THIS?! THIS IS WHAT I GET?!” After kicking the fridge door shut, you went to pinch the bridge of your nose only to find out that you no longer had one. That’s when you finally looked down at your hand and your arm. With your heart now starting to collide with your ribcage, you quickly inspected both of your arms and then both of your legs, noticing how one of your arms was more skeletal than the rest of your limbs. “No, no, no, no..!”

You quickly ran around the decayed bits and pieces of the house until you finally found what used to be a bathroom. Immediately gazing into the shattered mirror, you saw how your once beautiful and youthful face had now become twisted, corrupt — grotesque, if you will. On one side of your face, it resembled shattered porcelain and your eye was milky white.. the other side was just a burning memory of what you used to be.

After a few minutes of pulling yourself together, and pulling that damn piece of glass out of your leg, you finally ventured out of the house and back to the “wild, wild west” of Lost Angeles (see what I did there?), and began your little adventure to find something to eat and at least a pond to drink out of. As you hobbled around the wastelands of an already wasteland-like city, you finally stumbled upon the rotting “corpse” of someone who looked just like you. He had the same red, fleshy blotches all over his face and his entire body, and his nose was missing as well. You guessed it was some type of peculiarity people like you shared.. well goddamn-

But something else about him struck a tender little chord in your hungered state.. His chest cavity was busted wide open, like the doors of a Golden Corral on a Sunday afternoon. Your mouth started to salivate, your stomach started to rumble, an animalistic growl spewed from your vocal cords.. and you ran as fast as your legs could, despite your leg that was still in its healing process. Once you were right next to the decaying and rotting body, you quickly dropped down to your knees and began to feast.

Dark, thick blood covered your hands, your chin, and those sweet lips of yours as you stuffed your mouth with that man’s flesh and what remained of his organs that once nestled underneath his ribcage. The only thing that was left whole was his heart.. his delicious, succulent heart. Slowly, you lifted his blackened heart out from his body and began to suck the little bit of blood that dripped out from the aorta, lapping it up as if it were the best water you have ever drank.

“Oh, sweet heavens above!” -were the first words you have uttered in a hot minute when you finally had your hunger satisfied — your thirst quenched by your newfound animalistic appetite for flesh and blood. “..Fuck- Thanks for your help, sir.” As you stood up and wiped your bloodied hands on your top, you heard the familiar sound of a gun getting cocked.. Well shit-

“Hold it right there, missy.” That voice.. That southern twang.. That teeny tiny lisp that’s barely noticeable unless you really listen.. You quickly whipped your head around, but instead of seeing your beloved cowpoke with those sweet dimples you love oh-so much, you saw someone who merely looked like him. You let out an audible gulp and reached your skeletal hand out towards the creature’s face, but he stepped back in response.

“..Cooper?”

“..Y/N?”

Your vision slowly began to fade in and out and the one to catch your collapsing body was that sweet, tender man you knew and fell so deeply in love with before The End. “I got you, missy.. I got you.” Were the last words you heard before you finally gave into the darkness once more. The Ghoul cradle you close and tight to his chest — Oh, how he craved feeling your comforting warmth against his own once more. How he yearned to hear your sweet, gentle voice again. How he ached to gaze into those kind eyes of yours; those pools of life that he had to be careful with because he didn’t want to drown in them.

Now, he’s finally got you safe in his arms..

..Or does he?

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I apologize for this chapter being shorter than the first one so consider this chapter 1.5! I was a little busy today with some personal stuff but you all asked so kindly and I hope you all liked this one as much as the first one!

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[cubicle-eyes]

Hey, if your requests are open could you please write some kind of Crimson x reader one shots? I know the episode just came out and there’s nothing really about him yet but I just think he’s hot ❤️‍🔥. Many people don’t like him so if you are uncomfortable with this I completely understand!

Hats

Crimson Knolastname x GN!Reader

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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-

TW for like sexual shit, cursing, THIS IS AN 18+ SHO IM WRITING ABOUT

This takes place a little after the episode.

Y/N is a succubus/incubus and is very much taller than the imp

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"Damn, killed Chaz?"

"Shut up."

"Go fuck yourself. I thought you liked him?"

"I thought he was rich."

"Oh, well. Sucks to be you, I guess."

Crim growls, claws digging into the light wood of his desk. Y/N frowns, hugging Crimson's neck from behind, kissing his temple. He leans back, sighing and shutting his eyes.

"Honestly, I think the wedding plan was stupid."

"I know. You've told me. Several times."

Crim lifts a hand to where Y/N's arms loop around his neck and dig his fingers carefully into the flesh as a warning. Y/N shakes him off, their face mischievous. Crim opens one eye to glare at them, but Y/N just stands back up, taking a seat instead on Crimson's lap, tucking their larger form into the small space, letting their legs dangle off the arm rest. They tuck their head against Crimson's shoulder, and he sighs again. He tangles his fingers in Y/N's hair, pulling slightly to get his partner to look at him.

"Okay, ow. That's reserved for private time, buddy."

"It could be private t-"

"Nope. You're moody. You scratch when you're moody."

Y/N gestures to one of the bandages on their leg and Crim grins at it, running his fingers over it, then up to their thigh, giving a light squeeze.

"You like that, though."

"Not right now!"

Y/N kicks their leg, grinning, sitting up slightly but Crim's hand doesn't move. Y/N rolls their eyes, pulling Crimson down to smash their lips together. The kiss gets heated quickly, and Y/N steals Crimson's hat in the process without him noticing. Y/N laces their fingers in his hair and yank him off when his hands get a little to excited.

"Hey!" He mutters against Y/N's cheek. "Wasn't finished."

"Yes you were! Anyway, I got a meeting to get to with my sister. She's half certain you've killed me."

"Not yet, baby."

"Reassuring."

Y/N scoffs as Crim laughs, putting his hat on their head and flicking the rim up. Crim opens his mouth.

"Well, I'll see you soon!"

"Give me my-"

"I'll load your gun later, helpful, right?"

Y/N kisses Crim again, placing the hat back on his head. They let's Crim hold their head in place, then pull away.

"See you. Home by nine?"

"No curfews in hell, babes."

Y/N waves and exits the house, then slips into a limousine already pulled up. They frown, answering the call from their sister.

"Where are you?" She snaps.

"I'm on my way, Verosika. Chill your ass."

"Nope. Not anytime soon."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck your imp! You better hurry up."

"I'm working on it, Vera. I'll be there soon."

They hang up first and get comfy. It was a good drive to get to the Lust Ring, and Y/N spread out in the backseat. Maybe, next time, they'd take Crim with them.

Next time, maybe the limo would be there private time.

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Wait why do I like writing for him. Anon request more 🔫 /j

[writinganything]

Ethan Landry Headcanons

Warnings: NSFW at some point, some spoilers of Scream VI

Best boyfriend everrrr

He’s always sweet and gentle with you

Don’t ask me why, but I feel like he loves cinnamon

If we wasn’t GF, he would 100% stay with you at all times to protect you

He’s so whipped for you, Chad always makes fun of him for it.

For y’all first date, you went at the aquarium and then ate at a restaurant. He was so shy the whole time and when you took his hand in yours he felt like he was in a dream!

He writes romantic poem for you, argue with the wall 🔫

As GF he begged his family to spare you and when they asked why. He confessed his feelings about you. They mocked him 😕

I feel like he would be the first to say “I love you” first, but his lack of confidence pulled him back from saying it so when you told him that, his doe eyes were full of happy tears and he said “Oh baby I love you more”

You have to help him build his confidence

He would try to self-sabotage the relationship, but you would be immediately shut him up with “Ethan, don’t even try to sabotage our relationship. You know I love you and you’re more than enough for me”

When you’re over at his apartment, Chad is always teasing y’all by saying “If y’all are gonna fuck, please tell me now so I can leave”

“Wow Ethan, you’re finally getting some”- Chad when Ethan leaves to go at your place

He have read some smut to know what to do and know what you might like. He’s a blushing mess when he read them!

During y’all first time together, it was so cute and he was a bit clumsy but so cuteee. He was trying so hard to pleasure you, you had to tell him to relax.

He eventually got the hand of it

He’s a munch, I just know it 🤷🏾‍♀️. Face sitting, 69, lifting you in the air, from the back, against a wall, at the edge of the bed/counter? He does them all and laughs a bit when you try to run away from him or push his head away. You literally have to beg him and cry for him to let you go. He just loves eating your pussy. His goal every time is for you to squirt inside his mouth. Your taste and scent is just so addicting for him!

Mommy kink 🙂

“Please Mommy, I promise I’ll be good for you”

He’s into edging

At first he doesn’t really masturbate, but after he got introduced to it he’s always asking for you to help him.

He edges himself when he masturbate or ask you to edge him

He whine, whimper and cry during sex 🧍🏾‍♀️

“Oh please Mommy please!”- Ethan as you ride his dick to get yourself off and forbid him to cum before you do.

Favorite position is cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and missionary

When he does come before you, you sit all your weight on his face and he tries his best to lick at your folds but it’s a bit difficult since you’re suffocating him. He still loves when you sit on his face tho

He’s a switch but prefers being a sub

“Please”- He begs with big doe puppy eyes and points at his hard member and whine when you take him in your mouth

He’s a boob and thigh guy

“Thank you Mommy. Thank you, thank you, thank you!” He whine when he cums in between your thigh, his tip rubbing against your clit and sperm splurting on your stomach

[willkimurashat]

Idk how to edit videos, but i was on a vine kick because it’s 2am and I have to finish a paper for my class tomorrow, and I’m stressed and anxious before said class, so naturally it’s procrastination time, therefore, accept these as my humble offering🤲

Mc: I saw you hanging out with Kayley Chloe yesterday

Li after the date with Chloe: mc, it’s not what you think!

Mc: I won’t hesitate bitch 🔫

Mc leaving for casa: when there’s too much drama at school in the villa all you gotta do is walk awAyAyAyAy

Li: don’t tell your mother😀

Mc: kiss one another🤷‍♀️

Li: DIE FOR EACH OTHER😀

Mc: *flips over*

Amelia and Mc at some point I’m sure: this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you

Mc after the big zeph reveal from Amelia: ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.

Mc leaving the villa: 🎶fuck this shit i’m out🎶

Mc watching Jamal do a skateboard trick into the pool: that was legitness😃

Ryan’s singing: 🎶I love you, bItcH. I ain’t never stop loving you, bItCh🫵🎶

Ryan: 🎶let me hop out the *dun dun* porche i don’t want her if that🎶

Me: 🎶shUt tHe fUcK uP🎶

Li getting in bed with Amelia: daddy? Mc?

Amelia: do I look like-

Me and my trust issues to everyone and fusebox: Don’t fuck with me - I have the power of god and anime on my side AHHH🤺🤺🤺

When Amelia first appeared: I thought you were bae… turns out you’re just fam…😔🤟

Mc to her li during the rodeo challenge: 🎶cõüntrÿ bôì i lóvė ÿōùœ👅🎶

All of us players every Wednesday: it’s Wednesday my dudes EHHHHHHH😫

Grace fighting mc: what the fuck is UP Kyle mc? No, what did you SAY? What the FUCK Kyle mc? step the FUCK up Kyle mc

Elliot because he just looks exactly like that guy: stop saying I look like Chicken Little.🐥 he’s dumb, he’s a coward, and I’m NOT a COWARD🤓

Roberto: [insert whip nae nae piano vine which is apparently what it’s called?]

[tallysescape]

actually I need to know how that playlist is going for you just in general any thoughts

ok so i was listening to the playlist all day in school so i wasnt thinking too deep on the songs besides “wtf wtf this is SICK” but!!!!

im on a pearl by mitski and here’s some other songs that stood out to me

everyone by mitski. rori you are fucked up for putting this. botw zelda. shaking sobbing on my knees jumping out a WINDOW. SHE HELD BACK THE CALAMITY FOR A CENTURY WHAT IF I DUCKINF LOST IT. “but it didnt want me yet” THE GODDESS. IM DEAD

i want you by mitski.

im ignoring garden song bc you already know how insane it makes me an i cant hit the image limit yet

FROM EDEN BY HOZIER OH MY GOODDDDD i will never shut up abt pre-botw link and zelda they’re so fun (awful terrible im going to cry) to think abt

wasteland baby by hozier. botw zelda is playing this as she pulls up at the castle me thinks

sunlight by hozier (NOTE: there is so much in like all these songs that drive me crazy but im just pulling my fav lines) OUGGGGGG. i could say so much.

i bet on losing dogs by mitski. you didnt have to do this

we’ll never have sex by leith ross. shaky thumbs up

like real people do by hozier MY GOOODDDDD THIS LINE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. CRAZY. hateno house 💥🔫

about you by the 1975 THIS ENTIRE SONG MESSED ME UP. SHE DIDNT THINK HE WOULD REMEMBER HER BUT HE DID AND I JUST KNOW HE COULDNT WAIT TO TELL HER I JUST OUGOUGHHHHHH AND ME PERSONALLY. i love the hc where the sheika slate can replay the memories like holograms in game so. that hurts me.

seven by taylor swift. SERIOUSLY WHATT. “passed down like folk songs the love lasts so long” HELP ME.

kiss goodnight by idk how but they found me. genuinely dont ever send me links again

shrike by hozier. ough. “i was housed by your warmth thus transformed” “remember me love when i am reborn” ok. totk. i jump in a lake

carefully steps over forth of july like its a landmine

line without a hook by ricky montgomery. I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS GUY. pre botw they were both so messy im gonna die i cant DO THIS

cosmic love by florence + the machine. im literally so sorry jjk fucking stole this song you im SORRY. thinking abt fake zelda so hard i might fuck around and write something

punisher by phoebe bridgers. i just think its crazy how everyone know them through each other. im soooooo normal abt this

gold rush by taylor swift. I ACTUALLY DIDNT GET THIS SONF UNTIL THE END??? i seriously cannot think of anything but fake zelda here. i really might just write the fic. like. he followed her ALL OVER THE KINGDOM AND IT WASNT FUCKING HERE. “so inviting i almost jump in” WHAATTTTTTTTT. “cause it will never be gleaming twinkling eyes like sinking ships on the water” WHAATTTTTTTTTT (PLEASE YELL AT ME ABT THE SONGS TOO)

i guess by mitski. ngl. jjk also got this one. apologies. im in the trenches. BUT. how often to you think they’ve sat somewhere thinking about the second chances they’ve both offered each other. casually slides this to notes app

francis forever by mitski. need i say more. once again i think its fucking insane how tied to each other they are like. oh my god. don’t think abt them in hateno don’t think hateno

first love late spring by mitski. ough

iris by the goo goo dolls. THIS RUINS ME

a pearl by mitski RORI WHEN I CATCH YOU

[soo0mi]

When the sun hits .. — 05. coffee is hot but youre hotter 😉🔫

When the sun hits — soo y/n unfortunately has always had bad luck w/ love. she realized this when she hit the age when everyone around her had an s/o while she had no one to express her romantic feelings for. y/n found herself mourning when she saw a cute boy at the university's library checking out books and realized that she might never see him again until her first shift at Miraé Café .. ☆

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#UMISOOMI — pt.2 later / tmrw!! i didnt expect the dialogue to be that long 😞😞 my bad guys 💔

__ incheon, s.korea (17:36)

On working days like today, the city is usually very busy so riki insisted that you walk inside the pavement instead of walking near the road preventing you to be possibly hit by any vehicles..

“What a gentleman you are, riki!!” you say, jokingly swooning.

“shut up, eomeoni will kill me if i let you get hurt,” he says, in a joking manner, “you know how she gets.” turning his gaze on you.

“she’ll also kill me if you get the tiniest scratch ever, riki,” you return the eye contact, “i think she loves you more than me..”

“im just like that, yk??” he does the same move his jake hyung always does, the frat boy move.

sigh. “hold my hand, im nervous” you held out your hand in front of him and he intertwines both of your hands together, he had to look down cause of his titanic height ( seriously why is he so fucking tall )

thank god you only had two classes that day, you couldn’t stand being in your classes for longer than 8 hours. Monday classes are usually a pain in the ass and today was especially aggravating because you were anxious about your official first day in miraé.

“dont worry y/nnie, ill be near the register so you can see my handsome face whenever you feel anxious.”

“i would punch your face but youre a fucking wall.” looking up at him, sticking your tongue out.

“what a lovely couple you two are. i hope you grow up well together.” an old lady comments as you two swing by her.

“oh, we aren’t-“ holding your hand up to your face

“thank you, halmeonii” riki cuts you off.

you giving him a blank glare made him laugh.

“we’re here.” riki stopped his tracks, “ladies first.”

you step in, side eyeing him while you walked up the stairs.

the welcoming sound of the bell, the drowned out chatter of the people, and scent of coffee drifts through the air makes you feel at ease. the café was lively today, people arguing with their partners loudly (as the stress gets to the most patient of people,) students with their laptops studying for their courses, and employees taking orders.

“uhh, excuse me?” you walk up to the employee at the register, her smile looks strained.

“hello! how may i help you?” she faces you, her name tag says “jihyo”

“im the new trainee, soo y/n, where should i start?”

“OHH OKOK, come w me!” jihyo opens the side door for you as you enter the register area, “chaeyoungie, can you cover for me so i can show yn around?”

a blonde haired female walks towards jihyo, “woah.. they're both so pretty..” you think to yourself. chaeyoung’s beauty mark and big eyes are stunning. while jihyo’s eyes pull you in.

“of course! have fun, nice to meet you yn!” she smiles brightly, it seems genuine..

__ café miraé (16:44)

after the introductory

“that’s about it, do you have any questions?”

“nope, thank you jihyo sunbaenim!” you bow at a 90° angle.

“ahh, dont be so formal, just call me jihyo ot you can give me a nickname!” she smiles brightly at you

you slowly stand up straight, seeing her smile makes you feel at ease. “okay, thank you jihyo!!” returning the smile, “when do you clock out?”

“i was supposed to clock out at 18:30 but i guess we got caught up.” she takes off her apron, puts in in her locker, and grabs her bag.

“oh, sorry!” you bow in respect, clasping your hands together near your face

“don’t worry about it,” reassuring you, “trust me, i’d much rather talk to you than deal with my roommate.” her giggles fill the room.

“anyways, bye yn! see you tomorrow?” she makes her way to the door, “yeah, tomorrow.” greeting her goodbye.

jeongy/n vs jeongkari 🤣🤣🤣🙏

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[uno-writing]

Watch when you have the time the 2nd part starts from 36:46 and it ends around 1:13:44 i think

https://youtu.be/GrhC1_o0rc0

-radish🥬 anon

Thank you <3 <3 <3 <3 🍿🥤🍭🍬🍫🧋🥨🥬🍦🍧🧊🐇🍩🥖📦🌻🥀🥒🧃🍰🌮🔫🌷

John: There’s more??? Remi: Yep :3 

Isen: As soon as we show up, just get out-

Remi: But look at him.

Blyke: The door is open. Go. He’s not gonna miss us-

Sera: Did the baby put the rabbit markers?

Arlo: *sees the symbol in the elevator* I’m gonna say yes. John: Oh great, are we dead now? Is it over?

Remi: Nope :3

Isen: Baby says you’re never leaving.

John: Get back here with the key you lil shit.

Remi: Hey! You gotta be nice to him!

John: The thing’s tried to kill us. Fuck being nice to it. Gimme it. *takes over controls*

Remi: Oh wow you’re doing such a great job of catching it -_-

John: Its on the ceiling now and I’m 2ft tall for some fucking reason-

Sera: Excuses, excuses. Jump bitch.

Isen: Funny how short and slow we got as soon as John started playing.

John: Shut the fu-

Arlo: Now it's in front of the TV. Great parenting.

John: Oh my fucking god-

Blyke: Look. It's on the ground now. You think you can grab it?

Sera: 5 bucks says he can’t.

John: … take it. Do better then. 

Sera: *takes over controls and uncrouches* John: what the fuck

Isen: *starts to talk shit*

John: Don’t say a goddamn thing until she catches this baby-

Sera: *immediately finds the lullaby and goes into the secret room before getting the key*

John: …

Remi: Huh. It’s almost like you’re bad at this game :3

John: … yeah? :/

Arlo: *scoffs in amusement*

John: Stfu

Remi: Oh hi baby!!!! Isen: This fucker-

Remi: Language >:o

Sera: Oh I can pick him up.

John: Put it in the powergrid.

Blyke: He’s not a battery tho-

John: Yeah I fucking know I was making a jo- *stop when he sees Blyke’s annoying ass grin*

Isen: OMFG YES SEND IT DOWN THE TRASH CHUTE

Remi: NOOOOO HE’S JUST PLAYING-

Arlo: I hate the echoed laughter. 

Remi: See. He’s mad now. Look what you did.

Blyke: Punt it.

Remi: No!!! You’re gonna give him trauma!

Sera: He’s like 2? He’ll forget about it.

Remi: “Dont leave” He wants us to stay!!!!!!

John: Yeah so he can kill us-

Remi: Now he’s crying :(

Blyke: Punt it.

Arlo: *super fucking tense while watching Sera run through the halls* YOU NEED THE MOON KEY

Sera: *not bothered at all* yeah yeah. I got it.

Remi: He’s so nice, leaving all those keys out for us :3

Isen: Bye bitch-

Remi: HI BABY! WE’RE BACK HOME!

Sera: Here, you can babysit again. *gives the controls back to Remi*

John: how long is this fucking game-

Sera: You say that like you have a life.

Isen: Ugh we’re back to changing dirty diapers again. 

Blyke: Just leave it in the toilet. 

Remi: No! *but still flushes it twice*

Arlo: And we’re in a time loop. 

Isen: Maybe go up the stairs?

Remi: No! He needs to be fed and have his diaper changed! *runs through the loop about 5 times just to annoy everyone before finally going up the stairs*

Blyke: Fuck yeah, a train.

Remi: Sleepy time for the baby~ John: Great children’s room here. Not satanic at all. 

Isen: Loop hype!

Remi: IM SORRY BABY I LOVE YOU BUT LONG SCREEN TIME ISN’T HEALTHY-

Blyke: Baby with a tv head

John: Oh god now it's got a throne. 

Isen: It’s the fourth Wellston king :D

Sera: pfft-

Remi: *hears whispering* I beg your pardon-

Arlo: Oh wow it's telling you how to kill the baby. 

John: How the fuck are you hearing anything out of that?

Arlo: I’m not. I just made that up.

John: …

Sera: Dumbass.

Isen: Baby got a room upgrade! Damn-

Blyke: It's ascending again. 

John: oh my god i hate this hallway.

*whispering starts up again*

John: What’s it saying this time *fully sarcastic*

Arlo: That you’re the stupidest person in the room. 

Sera: get rekt

John: …

Blyke: Omg Remi punt the baby off the cliff.

Remi: What? No! He’s just tired!!! 

Isen: remi i stg if you make us go through that loop again-

Remi: >:3 *pretends to put the baby in the crib before running and throwing it off the cliff*

Arlo: Why did they pick the ugliest carpet imaginable for the hallway purgatory?

Isen: it could be uglier. At least its not print outs of John’s face :D

John: … *decides to be a dumbass* You never know what someone is going through so you should always be nice to them- *sees the lil gnome looking guy in the corner of the screen* OH MY GOD-

Remi: Oh wow look at this lil guy :3

Blyke: this is the most disorienting place ive ever seen. 

*another hallway race where Arlo is super tense*

Remi: the lil guy is in the vent with the baby!!!!

Blyke: wtf is going on-

Sera: omg look! Trains!

Blyke: Lots of trains-

Isen: And we’re free. 

Remi: Bye bye baby :3 :3

John: Arlo was about to shit his pants each time we were getting chased-

[baekhvuns]

Damn I forgot to reply, I came back from a party and everything hurts. How are you?

I saw you only watched Bridget Jones now?! I used to love it even read the book, the movie has three parts actually. The last one came out in 2016 and it was...hm it wasn't good, but better than expected. But yeah some shit didn't age well. The fact it was pretty much inspired by Pride and Prejudice and Colin Firth literally played Darcy in one of the adaptations just to play Mark DARCY in BJ was a genius move, lololol

Jonghwa belly dancers when?! I mean Jongho's body ody dance was something else. Seonghwa will 100% embarrass himself but in a hot way.

If Taeyong releases a sexy sultry sensual album I'm buying all the 84738 versions SM will probably come up with, just saying

Didn't get any pc dupes, because they're all different versions 😭 I'm really not sure what to do with Joshua's photocards because do I need all of them??? They're not the same, but similar, maybe I could leave the ones I like the most and sell/trade the others? Idk yet. Okay but what the fuck is JYPE doing with Itzy, apparently you can only buy members albums for their upcoming comeback, no regular version?!

I don't know I don't think I ever drank a lot of water? I was brought up drinking tea and juice and fizzy drinks 😬 not very healthy I know, but like I said I also rarely feel thirsty so I genuinely forget about hydration

I wish I knew what was up with my dream image of Hwa, but something's definitely wrong. I had nice dreams about him too, but... delulu </3 pls I hope you dream about him soon, so you can share it with the rest of the class. Shit went down in that bank as well, but idk what happened. Jongho said "a banker during the day, a belly dancer at night" duality man!

Omg, so I think I told you about the game called The Arcana there's a character called Lucio, he's literally the devil and a goat and a capricorn, no wonder I'm in love with this bitch... I'm in love with myself? Shit that San Bridgerton AU, I don't really read for him but for you I MIGHT 👀

Excuseeee me, send that teacher assistant thing my way. I'm a master of putting things into people's head it seems 😈

Someone in my GC Seonghwa's taste in shoes is questionable, he and Taeyong should be friends then.

Uhm so who's choking who in the villain Y/N fic?!

I'm sorry but what the fuck does Seonghwa's shirt even mean. Also Wave Hwa was the Hwa I met at a fan sign, I cannot believe, I'm sorry I'm going through it 💔💔💔 it's HIM

I do be yelling while playing games or watching football, but I will NOT tolerate some guys yelling, sorry! We can yell together but when I'm working or resting the mouths need to be shut. I love coats so I would steal Jongho's for sure. Wooyoung is like my younger brother I never had nor wanted 😅 nooooo lovers please. If I had dreams about Seonghwa and then had to face him in the morning 🥴 I'm sure that wouldn't happen because I rarely dream of my friends like that, but what if... awkward - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

Damn I forgot to reply, I came back from a party and everything hurts. How are you?

omg hello don’t worry abt it!! reply when u can!! OHOHOHO DV ANON YN ERA EVERYTHING HURTS HUH 👁👄👁 I WONDER WHY MAYBE ITS THE LACK OF WATER FBWNBDWK i an extremely good bestie writing mr bodyguard atm <3 terrible but i keep getting swayed by the series 😭😭 pls also eat medicine 😭😭

I saw you only watched Bridget Jones now?! I used to love it even read the book, the movie has three parts actually. The last one came out in 2016 and it was...hm it wasn't good, but better than expected. But yeah some shit didn't age well. The fact it was pretty much inspired by Pride and Prejudice and Colin Firth literally played Darcy in one of the adaptations just to play Mark DARCY in BJ was a genius move, lololol

BESTIE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED FBDB 😭😭 yeah…im def not watching the 2016 one bc the jokes in it must be 😭🔫 NFBWNDSM HE ISNT LEAVING THE ETL TROPE BEHIND AT ALL 😭😭 no bc pride and prejudice was so good, started my etl era forever ☺️☺️ omg what are ur top 5 favourite romcoms ever!

Jonghwa belly dancers when?! I mean Jongho's body ody dance was something else. Seonghwa will 100% embarrass himself but in a hot way.

YEAH JONGHO HABIBI ERA WHEN 😭😭😭 seonghwa would do the dance and then hide his face in his hands and immediately sub mode on JFBQKDJWL

If Taeyong releases a sexy sultry sensual album I'm buying all the 84738 versions SM will probably come up with, just saying

IM RIGHT BEHIND U ME TOO IDC IDC HIS SOLO ALBUM ABT TO BE AMAZING IF HE FEATURES OTHER ARTISTS TOO ID LITERALLY PASS AWAY his theme would be so interesting and similar to taemin’s lore god when is our turn 😩😩🤲🏼

Didn't get any pc dupes, because they're all different versions 😭 I'm really not sure what to do with Joshua's photocards because do I need all of them??? They're not the same, but similar, maybe I could leave the ones I like the most and sell/trade the others? Idk yet. Okay but what the fuck is JYPE doing with Itzy, apparently you can only buy members albums for their upcoming comeback, no regular version?!

OHHHHHHH IM JUST DUMB SORRY I DIDNT GET THATD HEHDS yeah!! keep the expensive looking ones jvbwmd investment ✨✨ NO BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW MANY HIGHLIGHTERS DID U GET 🔫 WAIT WHAT??? ARE U FR?? 😭😭😭 JYPE GOING DOWN HILL 😭😭😭 hate it when companies do this bc in the member version there’s like 2-4 pictures of the group altogether but it’s better to get the regular ones bc u get all of them combined??? JYP??? 😭😭😭

I don't know I don't think I ever drank a lot of water? I was brought up drinking tea and juice and fizzy drinks 😬 not very healthy I know, but like I said I also rarely feel thirsty so I genuinely forget about hydration

“GREW UP ON TEA” that’s very bri’ish of you mate 🔫

I wish I knew what was up with my dream image of Hwa, but something's definitely wrong. I had nice dreams about him too, but... delulu </3 pls I hope you dream about him soon, so you can share it with the rest of the class. Shit went down in that bank as well, but idk what happened. Jongho said "a banker during the day, a belly dancer at night" duality man!

LMFAOOOO NO IT IS BC WHYS HE CRYING OR SULKING 😭😭 WHAT DID U DO TO HIM IN THE DREAMS POOR BOY no bc. last night. im literally so mental abt it. but last night i saw one. o n e. photo of mr zayn and i had a FULL BLOWN DREAM, THE PERFECT PACE. LIKE IT WOULD LET ME REWIND IT WAS CRAZY I WAS ABT TO GET MARRIED WE HAD OUTFITS CHOSEN IT WAS CRAZY I RMR EVERYTHING and yet the man named seonghwa who i pray to never ever comes 🔫 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO STOP IT EHWNHFKW JONGHO STRIPPER AU WHEN 😭😭😭

Omg, so I think I told you about the game called The Arcana there's a character called Lucio, he's literally the devil and a goat and a capricorn, no wonder I'm in love with this bitch... I'm in love with myself? Shit that San Bridgerton AU, I don't really read for him but for you I MIGHT 👀

YES YES U DID !!! LMFAOOOO THATS THE MOST CAPRICORN THING YOUVE SAID “im in love with myself” JFBQKDB AS U SHOULD LOVE URSELF but ask bts first,,, THE HONOUR THE HONOUR FOR U TO READ A SAN FIC WRITTEN BY ME YEAH BRIDGERTON LORD CHOI / VISCOUNT CHOI ON HIS WAY TO MAKE ME HIS BANE OF EXISTENCE FBWBDJ

also what is this choi san. pls also imagine this as the yn in the villain fic but a diff scenario <33

Excuseeee me, send that teacher assistant thing my way. I'm a master of putting things into people's head it seems 😈

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT BC WHENEVER THAT TEACHER ASSISTANT GETS MENTIONED I THINK ABT WAVE HWA HAIR AND HES LITERALLYTHE EMBODIMENT OF A DILF 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Someone in my GC Seonghwa's taste in shoes is questionable, he and Taeyong should be friends then.

AYO AYO AS MUCH AS I WOULD WANT THAT I KNOW THE COLLAB WOULD END EVERYTHING IN ME, MY LIFE MY PURPOSE TO EXIST WOULD BE OVER !!!! OVER !!!!!

Uhm so who's choking who in the villain Y/N fic?!

take a very wild guess bestie <3 JCBWKDH 😶😶😶 i 100% volunteer seonghwa but our yn is gonna be so normal about it “do it harder, i can still breathe very well” BRWKHDKW

I'm sorry but what the fuck does Seonghwa's shirt even mean. Also Wave Hwa was the Hwa I met at a fan sign, I cannot believe, I'm sorry I'm going through it 💔💔💔 it's HIM

WHALE HYMN 😭😭😭 SEONGHWA WHALE ERA 😭😭😭🤚🏼 y-you what. you met the ultimate dilf hair on hwa. h-ha HRJQHH DMAGDKWHDKWHDKW WHAT DID HE SAY DOCUMENT EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW TBWMBDMS IM YELLING THAT BLOND HWA IS LITERALLY THE DILF

I do be yelling while playing games or watching football, but I will NOT tolerate some guys yelling, sorry! We can yell together but when I'm working or resting the mouths need to be shut. I love coats so I would steal Jongho's for sure. Wooyoung is like my younger brother I never had nor wanted 😅 nooooo lovers please. If I had dreams about Seonghwa and then had to face him in the morning 🥴 I'm sure that wouldn't happen because I rarely dream of my friends like that, but what if... awkward - DV 💖

NO FR SOME GUYS GO CRAZY i just know ateez does too, afterall, men. hongjoong vibrating like a nokia 😭😭😭😔 JONGHO DEF HAS SOME EXPENSIVE ASS COATS would 100% rob his louis vuitton bag 🔫 LMFAOOOO FBWMHDKWBDKW WOOYOUNG AS UR YOUNGER BROTHER I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE BANTER AND THE DYNAMIC YOUD HAVE maybe u will like a fic where woo is ur younger brother and ur in love with his best friend choi san <3 but he’s ur boss now <3 but u used to tease him as kids <3 now he does the same <3 but ☺️ DBWKBDWK YEAH WHAT IF ESP AFTER THOSE ASMR VIDEOS U WOULD WATCH 🔫🔫😭😭😭😭

consulting u on the matter of the series mood board colour, would u prefer black and white or dark red almost maroon-ish gold

[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: Really bitch?…REALLY???

(Y’all already know what’s coming so let me clarify that I’m typing all this mad as hell currently)

• I guess we’re starting off with outfit time!

• This is cute. Fusebox, less is more. Remember that!

• So I guess Jin is just gonna start off every volume with a piping hot cup of cap! Like y’all are barely a couple what are we talking about???

• Now I’m all for doing what you want in your sex life but you telling me Theo dicked down 7 different bitches on a week long holiday??? That’s just nasty.

• Oh here this bitch go tryna sink her claws into my man again🙄🙄🙄

• Can someone genuinely explain to me how Luna’s mad that Jin had a one night stand after a party but just said that she woulda been turned on had the 7 night sexscapade been done by him?

• CAN YOU BITCHES STOP KISSING MY MAN WTF??? Sophie know damn well Oakley of all people is not breaking up with someone over voicemail!

• Oh Jack you messyyyyy.

• See and now Jin pissing me off cuz you getting pissy over a cat? Be for reallllll😭

• Sophie you most definitely knew what “going exclusive” meant but ok girl.

• How our baggage go from “I got mistaken for a celebrity” to “I got mistaken for a weather reporter from Norway”…that is not the same thing😭😭😭

• Because he’s perfect and the rest of you suck?

• Oakley’s coming to save me from having to listen to these hoes complain about men they don’t love and then all of a sudden here comes Jack trying (keyword “trying”) to turn my head…don’t piss me off.

• God I’m so glad we get to be entertaining and not a fucking lame this season.

• He’s mad because Jin and Sophie have moved on from their kiss and aren’t eye fucking each other constantly…???????????

• Our resident Casanova everybody!

• Another attempt to get me to fight with Oakley omg can we not disagree on one fucking thing without y’all being like “tRouBLE iN ParAdISE?”🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

• Luna got one more time to come for me before I’m on that ass for the rest of the season I’m not playing.

• Apologizing when he did nothing wrong. They could never make me hate you baesito!

• Outfit time!

• A literal barbie doll. Y’all are not fucking with her!

• Of course, yet another challenge pre my arrival that caused a massive blowout. What’s new?

• “Clothes before bros” is so true omg Claudia when I say these bitches get on my nerves I don’t mean you!

• Mind you this the exact reason why I sent they asses packing 10 minutes later.

• Oh the way I just clocked his nasty ass!

• Sophie in here talking like her ass ain’t finna be gone in T minus 5 seconds aw.

• Outfit time!

• She’s cute but we not here to talk about her!

• Believe me when I say this is my favorite dress they’ve made in a while. Nawwww bitch like we need more of this! Plus the shoes to match ugh YES! Give us more dresses with our coochie peeking out please and thank you.

• I see what game y’all played here now Fusebox. You put him in a sexy (and much better) outfit to distract us from the bullshit y’all were finna pull not even 2 minutes later. YOU PUT HIM IN THEM TIGHT ASS PANTS SHOWING OFF HIS THIGH MEAT JUST TO PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS! When I say everyone behind this is going to hell ooooouuuu!

• Now imagine me seeing this and laughing to myself cuz I’m thinking Jin and Luna finna have to pack they bags too.

• Now imagine me seeing this and immediately closing out the app, shutting my phone off, and opening my laptop up so I can send their team a strongly worded email questioning which person thought this was funny and/or a good idea.

• Sigh…the first time in a while y’all had me genuinely gagged and it’s over some shit like this🙁

• So every other season when a bitch wanted to be dramatic and leave the villa it was cool but now that it’s my man that’s leaving I don’t get a choice? Oh ok!

• 😕🔫

• The fact we’re matching too💔

• This nigga finna be ugly as shit omg nobody talk to me!

[luversgirl]

𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄, part one

summary: two best friends evolve into something more but with more but with starting something more there is always a long road that leads to it

notes: i hate how this is like formatted? just like the lay out sucks, anyway so it’s gonna start off slowly so sorry if u hate this i don’t blame u lol i might delete later

warnings: just my terrible fic!

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the killer cameron 🔫

tf

baby lay 💫

huh

sneaky link 😏

why

maddie 💋

it's only 10?

housekeeping 🧹

EXACTLY i'm trying to sleep

baby lay 💫

*cough* grandpa *cough*

the killer cameron 🔫

BAHAHAHA

housekeeping 🧹

shut up

baby lay 💫

no you

housekeeping 🧹

I'm too tired for this goodbye

baby lay 💫

loser, anyway what are y'all doing

mr. scholarship 📚

eating microwave pizza

sneaky link 😏

going over my lines for tomorrow with chase

maddie 💋

face timing mariah

baby lay 💫

ooo tell her I say hi

maddie 💋

will do

adios

the killer cameron 🔫

are we gonna watch grown ups now?

disney 🪄

WHAT

sneaky link 😏

fuck lines

me and chase are heading over

housekeeping 🧹

WE'RE GONNA WATCH GROWN UPS?!?

baby lay 💫

i thought u were ‘trying to sleep’

housekeeping 🧹

i'll be up in 10

mr. scholarship 📚

omw

sneaky link 😏

COMING

the killer cameron 🔫

well I guess we're ALL watching it

jombee 🐝

SHE’S SPRINTING?????

taglist: @writingsbehaviour @joeystarkey @faeaura @prettyboystarkey @euthoricspidey

[last-level-in-druid]

Fair's fair. Four of your choice for Didi, Khalida, Praes, and Sulfur.

Oh no, I gotta talk about my OCs, how dare you do this to me??? (Also you didn’t give me as many blorbos so I’m adding Yezsra the OG disaster Paladin)

Didi

💥 It’s Didi…Emotions really aren’t her thing. But right now she’s having a bit of a hard time with her rage. Hopefully between her dad and her boyfriend they can help her through.

🕷She’s scared of failure. Both failure to protect the ones she loves and just like, in general. She’s one of those people who if she’s not immediately great at something it’s stupid and not worth her time. Being bad at something makes you look weak. So maybe that’s it? Looking weak?

📖 I almost feel like this one’s a cop out, but Deeds’ book collection back home was incredible. Reading was her only form of escape for most of her life, and boy did she need an escape

☁️ When she was super little (I’m talking 3-4) Odo would go to the duck pond in the park, just the two of them, and feed the ducks. Diana and Alfrik both hated it, but for different reasons. It was Didi’s favorite thing for the longest time

Khalida

💢 Don’t know if I’d consider it a habit, but her unknowingly changing shape when she’s not paying attention def takes some getting used to.

🍩 this is based on nothing but she strikes me as the kind of person who goes wild for a good tiramisu

🍁Khalida loves spring. The pretty flowers, the birds come back, it starts to warm up finally…something tells her The Dale springs aren’t the same.

💗 unfortunately for her, the gay panic is extra noticeable. Not only does she unintentional shapeshift into looking more like who she’s crushing on but I’m very concerned about this new wild magic table that’s been teased

Praes

🤥 the weirdest thing? Praes is canonically an EXCELLENT liar. The one time she’s told a lie she rolled a nat20 on deception. Then that night she got pickpocketed and the next day arrested, so she thinks that’s her punishment for lying.

☀️ Praes is absolutely a morning person. If the sun’s up, she’s up! The only person in the Interlopers who may be moreso is Oscar

🍼 I feel like Praes hasn’t been around kids so much, but she loves the few that she’s met. The urchins in Port Callum were nice.

🔫 this poor girl trusts people too easily. Because people are good, right? Who would want to harm others? Someone please help this child see the red flags!

Sulfur

🙈 Sulf doesn’t like to show their struggles. They’re there to pick everyone else up. They need to be in a happy mood

🌌 So in September/October, when the Barovia Brainrot really kicked into Maximum Overdrive, I had a dream that basically boiled down to “yellow tiefling hot”. I woke up and opened up my Didi notes and Sulfur happened

📎 They’re one of those people who are just scary good at every instrument. Like give them 10 minutes and they’ll start banging out the tunes

💧Sulf had their bags packed and ready to go when Didi broke it off. They were planning on leaving that day, that’s how sudden this was.

Yezsra

👊 Yezsra isn’t as quick to violence as she once was. In the Underdark it was “I gotta get out, gotta get home” but now? Now that she’s got a family that she loves she’s content to chill, with the occasional mission

👨‍👩‍👦 Yezsra has her mother, her partner Tezzerin, and their “son” Fissure. They may have had other kids at some point but that’s never been discussed or fleshed out, but cute lil half-drow, quarter-orc babies sound adorable

📣 my only character who’s probably louder is Didi, but that’s mostly because Deeds never shuts the fuck up. Yezsra’s actual voice is BOOMING. The half-orc side really shows there

🌪the biggest change I made to her was that she started taking levels in Paladin at level 5. It was pure happenstance, and it worked really well with her overall story. Also the reason I play Paladin so much

[br4inr0tx]

GIMME UR MATCHUPS FOR MY HERO ACADEMIA RN OR ITS THE SCOOBY SNACKS FOR U 🔫👹

You know I’ve been forgetting to but trigger warnings this whole time sense nothing really seems to trigger me,, so I’ll start with yours 😈

Trigger warning: Yandere Themes, mentions of murder, murder, manipulation, gaslighting.

Your Platonic! Yandere! Boku No Hero Academia matchup is.. Denki Kaminari !!

• For these two matchups I think you saw this all coming. But first let’s talk Kaminari..

• The two of you as friends would be very chaotic, and that’s what we love to see. Way more chaotic then a Denki and Jirou pair, or even a Denki and Mina pair. That’s what he especially loves about the relationship between the two of you..and he’s having a hard time every thing king of letting it go.

• For Denki, I’m giving him the Yandere type RDHS.

• He’s Reverent; and NEVER see you as something to be tossed around with. You’re an amazing friend, why would he ever want to do that to someone so nice?

• He’s definitely Delusional however. Slightly honest at the same time too? The two of you were definitely friends before these feelings started to bloom, so when he says you guys are best friends he isn’t completely wrong..I guess?

• He’s Honest about his feelings for you. How would he get that to your head otherwise?

• Very Strict. He’s very very very fearful of losing you to a plan gone wrong, so everything must go a certain way. Otherwise he’ll freak.

• He’s creepily respectful. Kind of overwhelmingly,, and is fine with whatever you look like, dress like, or whatever. He likes the fact your small though..it makes you extra adorable.

• He sees the way you act around your other friends, all happy and joking with them; having a grand time. Why is it when he talks to you now-a-days you shut down? Are you simply being shy, or play hard to get? He doesn’t understand, and it’s starting to get him frustrated.

• With him by your side, you won’t need to carry so much weight on your shoulders by listening to your friends and helping them all the time. He’ll do it all for you, and now you won’t have to think or fear for them anymore. Isn’t he so helpful?

• You sound so happy when you gush about the things you like..and he’d give anything to see you happy and smiling. He’ll listen to you all day if you choose, and he’ll never get enough!

• Very clingy Yandere boyfriend. He might kill if things get really bad, but I think he’s more to counter and threaten someone then actually killing them.

Your Platonic! Yandere! Friday Night Funkin’ matchup is.. Pico !!

• go pico yeah yeah go pico oh

• actually in the situation you’re in this is kinda wrong

• NO Pico yeah yeah NO pico oh

• Anyway yeah, you guessed this one you slimey bastard and I’m gunna give it to you. I’ll just say he’s a lot more violent the Denki,, so take that warning with you.

• Pico’s Yandere type is RAMS.

• He’s Reverent in the sense that he wants to keep you close. He doesn’t see you like that to be honest, though he does like to tease you often

• Pico is very much Aware, and I’m sure you wouldn’t be the first person to be weirded out by Pico now killing innocent people.

• Though, he’s very Manipulative to go along with it. He tells you straight up that anyone who fucked you up, they’ll be dead by dawn. He shows you how much you can rely on him just from that.

• As a mercenary he has to fit in a tight schedule, and can only watch you certain times of the day. Making him very Strict on how your daily life, and his daily life plan out. You messing up his schedule is a bit touchy for him, so just don’t.

• He doesn’t use words to often, but for you and when he gets used to you he’ll slip a few "I love yous" when it’s needed. He gives you lovely presents though. He gets lots of money from his killings, and you can guarantee he’ll get you the most lovely gifts.

• Don’t anger him however. He’ll definitely, without a doubt, gives you bodies for presents if you piss him off. Reminding you how much he’d give to you as a friend, and how much you mean to him.

• Pico tend to hang with small groups despite being popular, so obviously he likes to be lonesome with just the two of you from time to time. Actually, he’d prefer that. He’s stopped hanging out with Darnell and Nene just to spend more time with you,, so why don’t you stop hanging with your friend group so often? Why can’t it be the two of you being the best of friends?

• The two of you are very smart together. He likes to play mind games with you, and he always seems to be one step ahead. He likes when you step up and call him out though..it’s gets him exilterated.

• He doesn’t read to often I think, but plays video games often. He likes the shooter games specifically to which I think we all know why. He buys a bunch of new games for the two of you to play.

• Anytime you get stressed, he tends to be a little reserved. He doesn’t know if he might mess up and make it worse. One things for sure though, the first thing he asks is if it was someone who brought upon you mood, and if it is you can guess what’s happening to them no matter the relation.

• He way more violent then Denki, but choose your cards right and your friends might just make it out alive.

[and-thats-how-sue-sees-it]

HI! Rank the Taylor Swift albums! Then, send this question to 9 of your mutuals! Happy ranking 🔫🔫

RIP evermore, I still haven’t listened to it yet

9. Taylor Swift

I mean I like it, but it’s a 16 year old country singer, and I’m not a country person. With that being said Picture To Burn and Should’ve Said No supremacy

8. Fearless

This is an album full of great songs that I can’t bring myself to listen to because they’re just not me. Again, country music is just… not my thing

7. evermore

6. folklore

Feels kinda criminal having them this low, but it’s not because they’re bad, I just like them less than others and both folklore and evermore need to grow on me

5. Lover

The only flaw about this album is that Taylor couldn’t pick singles to save her cats-

Also I actively hate False God

4. Red

Red and Lover flip flop between 4th and 5th a lot, but generally speaking, Red is up here. It’s got everything, and screaming along to The Moment I Knew is something that can be so personal-

3. Reputation

No skip album, everything is a bop, flawless execution, I mean come ON. If you don’t worship this album at every turn, you’re not living because it’s PERFECTION

2. Speak Now

I had a debate between whether or not Rep or Speak Now would get second, but Speak Now also has no skips, including the deluxe album, Superman is good, shut the fuck up-

1. 1989

No matter how good the rest of the albums are, I think 1989 will always hold the top spot because it’s like the perfect pop album and it holds so much nostalgia. No skips, Taylor didn’t come to play when writing that shit

[kaviiinsky]

🔫 tell me your 42 & 69 or i shoot

My hands are up j for the love of god don’t shoot I’ve got the playlist right here

42 - The New Day by Greta Van Fleet (perfect car singing song)

69 (nice) - Let Yourself Go by Green Day (a perfect fuck you song for whoever won’t shut the fuck up in your life)