#shy woof

[shypuppy000]

was at work the other night and a coworker (older man) as talking abt bringing a younger coworker to a country bar the next town over and said hes gonna make him ride the mechanical bull. my friend came over to me and whispered "call me the lean, mean, breeding machine cuz im riding that bull alright" and i

[eraserheadadult]

instead of asking a girl out she ignored her for weeks then cryptically invited her to an empty live house at 6am so she could do this. i say this affectionately please calm down

[willowser]

no omg it would be so funny to just sit outside the bathroom when he showers and he comes out looking like an adonis and he’s fucking SHY about it once he realizes he’s attracted to you shdvshjs absolute gremlin he is and when you shower and come out smelling so yummy and looking so soft and he can’t even touch u he’s EVEN SHYER and he’s so FRUSTRATED and he can’t even go on a run around the neighborhood about it cause u have to stay by him and u cannot keep up with his pace and he’d end up carrying you back (not that he wouldn’t love it) but shhdjsnsjs and then once he’s built a routine around u… u have to… leave? naur not happening he’s showing up to ur place unannounced but always welcome and he looks so good sitting on ur couch post shower after his patrol shift. (he’s started keeping clothes and hygiene stuff at ur place and it’s not like that! it’s not! he’s just nervous ur clumsy ass is gonna get quirked again and it’s not cause he loves u and misses seeing u first thing in the morning and last thing at night)

omg this is so cute WAAAHHHH

[mountndo]

[theloveinc]

imagine thinking shinsou is a cool stoner fuckboy so u ask him to smoke you out JUST so u can get under those black fucking ripped jeans with chains on them but he's turning red when he hasn't even touged the weed yet from the slightest touches like sir

this is KILLLLLLLING ME, like all he did when you first asked to was kinda laugh and get all shy so you thought you were in for the time of your life (and you are, just... eventually)...

but then you're on his bed trying to get into it AND THE DUDE IS FUCKING COUGHING like it's his first time smoking ever and usually he's not so discombobulated but for some reason he can't think and touch you at the same time and his kisses are all soft instead..................

[davemustaine]

Obsessed with one of our new regulars that's really into ghosts and is convinced there's a ghost in the iron maiden pinball machine that likes me cuz he was there when I went to go clean it and it started playing music out of nowhere. Today he made a beeline over to me and pointed and went YOU. WITH THE FACE AND THE HAIR and wanted me to try cleaning it again to see if the ghost came back

[little-baby-bird]

I present to you my long list of dog thoughts

Dog brainnn dog brainnn woof woof bark bark all day

Dogggg dog in nest

Dog all cosy and safeeee

Woooffffff

Dog dog dog

Arf arf arf woaw woaw

Rufff

Bark bark

Grrrrrrrrrrr

Grrrrr arf wag wag chew chew

Woooffffffffffffff.

Waoa

Bark woof arf arf arf wag wag

Cosy safe

Ruff rufff awooooooooo9oo

Awooooooooo rufff

Don't be shy bark back:3

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[tpup]

i don't know how serious other ppl are on here when they're like im addicted to being a whore but i literally seem to be and it's getting to be a problem. as of like June I'd only been with 2 people in my life and I've genuinely lost count now and i keep wanting to stop or slow down and it happens again

[neonpigeons]

noodle is almost perfectly potty trained. the problems arise when certain things stress him out... like rain lol. most of his life didn't have rain in it (he was born in spring during an extreme drought, after all) and while he does like playing in water, raindrops hitting his face are unacceptable. usually I just open the back door and he goes and does his business but now gotta be his escort to the backyard and give him lots of encouragement lol

[willowser]

no stop bc office au deku training you...... leaning over from behind your chair to show you things on the screen, his cologne smelling so goooood, placing his hands over yours on the mouse n keyboard to show you shortcuts, the first person added on teams so you can ask him anything SOBBING

STOOPPPPPPP you turn to ask him question as he leans in to show you something and your faces are so close and he turns bright red WAAAHHHH you instant message him with a question and he uses emojis......the keyboard shortcuts.......i CANT

[toutallyahoe]

WHICH SAKUSA FIC ARE WE TALKING BOUT HEREEEEE

THIS!!! ITS SO AKDBAJDSIFBKWURIW HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[toter-welpe]

Uhm actually I am jus a buppy :3 And and I need collared and dragged around and put in purses and ordered around cause, buppy brain smoll, but like having owner ^w^

[jasperyourmutt]

(for the numbers thing) 7, 14, 19, 24 27: i kinda admire you? sorry if that's weird. i'm tend to be a very anxious person, but seeing you on my dash gives me a bit of confidence since it feels like i have company in being a very nervous dog. i appreciate you! <3

WOOF you're very sweet anon <3 rolling on my back for you. not weird at all, us nervous doggies gotta stay together rufffff. so glad to give you a bit of confidence, I'm sure you're a wonderful dog!

[darudedogestorm]

my ocs come in 2 variants

tortured soul

literal animal

[ouppymoding]

mutuals are free to ask me for pp pics btw