#shycorvid retired hero

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Retired Hero Snippet

Danny- So the outlaws are your friends right? Jason- Friendly acquaintances, pains-in-my-ass that keep breaking into my safehouses and eating my food, friends, same difference. Danny- You say the same thing about your siblings. Danny- So when do I get to meet them? Jason- Never. If Roy ever finds out you can make a laser gun out of scrapped microwave parts he'll steal you away and I'll never see you again.

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Am I doing concussions right? No clue, I just like the funny haha moments.

Hood- We’ve been dating in my head since the moment I saw you. Wait. Forget I said that. Danny- *laughing* What. Hood- *whining* I have a concussion. Forget I said anything. Danny- Why? It’s cute. Hood- Don’t call me cute while I’m in costume! Danny- Okay, then let’s get you out of that costume. Hood- *suspicious* Are you tryna seduce me? Danny- … Hood- Cuz I already have a boyfriend. Danny- Pfft. Yeah, I am the boyfriend. Hood- *choking back tears* You are?!

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Not even sure where this is gonna fit, just found it fun :)

Bruce- (watching Danny watching Jason talking books with Ellie) What are you doing? Danny- (only half-joking) Hm? Nothing much. Just imagining Jason with all the children we’re gonna have. Bruce- (bluescreen) (Later that evening) Bruce- (*remembering when Jason was portable*) Alfred, Jason's too baby to make me a grandfather. Alfred- I do recall thinking the same thing when you brought home Master Dick. If I could get over the passage of time then so can you.

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Things bad-luck adjacent are happening, so Danny goes to call Johnny to yell at him about it-

Johnny- Whatchu talkin’ about? We’re in Vegas! Danny- What. Johnny- We’re at this snazzy strip joint and Kitty’s dancing with the devil. If we play our cards right, it’s gonna be a wild night! Danny- I did not need to ever hear those words coming from your mouth, thanks.

Danny thinks Johnny meant to say that Kitty's dancing with a "handsome devil" but nope. That's Lucifer, and they're dancing in his strip club.

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Still alive and writing, but why the hell are all the holidays smooshed up in like one or two months of the year. They need to spread out more :( I am so tired.

And I just noticed we caught up to the timeline in Retired Hero. They're in December. We're in December. I've been writing this story for a while.

Anyway, snippet from outline I guess?

Danny- *after Bruce Wayne interrupted him and Jason getting frisky in a random room in the manor for like the tenth time* Batman doesn't want me to get laid. :( Jason- *who didn't realize this was on the table and was actually trying to traumatize his dad by letting them get caught in various rooms of the manor* Oh no the consequences of my actions.

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Without giving anything away, the vibes for this coming chapter are as follows:

Jason- Oh no he's upset with me :( Danny- Oh no I want him to have my babies.

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Chapters: 30/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic, cartoon violence, Mystery, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Danny Accidentally Becomes a Catboy, No Tucker that doesn't mean he's a furry now this is why he doesn't tell you anything Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?

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@delicatementalitydonut made me a fanart??? Of Danny from I’m A Retired Hero? I’m sure they’re sick of me thanking them over and over again, but I am so appreciative that they took the time to actually make this <3

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Pouty Catghost? Pouty Catghost. Once again, @delicatementalitydonut has made fanart!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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Chapters: 28/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic, cartoon violence, Mystery Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?

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Chapters: 31/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic, cartoon violence, Mystery, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Danny Accidentally Becomes a Catboy, No Tucker that doesn't mean he's a furry now this is why he doesn't tell you anything Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?

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Chapters: 25/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic, cartoon violence Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?

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Hrmn. Chapter not chaptering right.

sighs starts over

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Chapters: 26/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic, cartoon violence Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?

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Chapters: 29/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic, cartoon violence, Mystery, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Danny Accidentally Becomes a Catboy, No Tucker that doesn't mean he's a furry now this is why he doesn't tell you anything Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?

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Chapters: 22/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Danny Fenton & Red Hood, Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton, Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble, Danny Fenton & His Family, Danny Fenton & His Friends Characters: Danny Fenton, Red Hood, Jason Todd, Batfamily Members, Ghost Ensemble (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe: Danny Goes to College in Gotham, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Fluff, Action, Oblivious Danny Fenton, Background Canon Ghosts, Batfamily will show up, Dead On Main - Freeform, is the end goal, Slow Burn, Identity Porn, Misuse of Magical Ghost Artifacts, DC stands for Disregard Canon, Most of the Batfamily Has Shown Up, I keep adding cats to this fic Series: Part 1 of Girl, Help! My Potential Love Interest is a Former Crime Lord! Summary:

Danny Fenton did the whole hero thing, all right? He fought bad guys, saved the world a couple of times, became enemies with a secret government faction. And it was fun. Really, he had no regrets! But now it's time for him to buckle down and focus on getting that degree. It's a good thing Gotham University gave him a full ride. But things are just now starting to get more and more complicated...

It started as an accident that evolved into the Red Hood paying attention to Danny. And now ghosts are starting to lose objects that, if fallen into the wrong hands, can cause a lot of trouble for both Danny and the Ghost Zone. With the bats starting to take notice of him and the Zone's refusal to leave him alone, can he truly lead a normal life? And, more importantly, does he really want to?