#sigh sigh siiiiiiiiigh

[firelxdykatara]

to this day it's astounding to me that bryke claimed they liked asami too much to have her be an equalist.

like what was the thought process there?

"we like her too much to do anything fun or interesting with her character! she can just be there to drive and look pretty."

it's like they completely forgot that one of the reasons zuko is far and away the fan favorite character from atla is that he had some astounding character growth that began with him as a villain. it's honestly just further proof of their incompetence, because they had the amazing makings of a redemption arc on their hands and just squandered it.

i might have actually shipped korrasami if it had the sauce some decent e2l framing would've given it, rather than asami being the poor put upon girl constantly framed as the victim of the stupid love triangle shit.

[softly-n-sweetly]

I don't think you understand how perfect this is, just you laying back, sliding in and out of your mouth as I see you sleepily ease closer, yeah, yeah, 10/10

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺okay but seriously i neeeeeeeeeed this. sleepy hums and little moans while you use my mouth.its just.ahhhhhhhhhhhh so soft n sweet im gonna AHHHHHHHHH

[spidey-bie]

(Don't know if my first ask sent, tumblr is broken) I'm doing the research and draft for the Analysis, and I was going through spider-geddon again and the opening scene where they show the white-washed Hobie? It's actually kinda Highkey racist in the most ignorant way possible. What I'm talking about, for reference;

Didn't catch it? Neither did I until I realized he was white-washed to hell. Let me be very clear about a couple things first. In new york's justice system, Cops aren't paid by the amount of times they work, they're paid by the amount of arrests. This means that high amounts of people go forward into the justice system in false charges, but here's the fucking kicker, there's so much going in during the 2010s that it was recorded to be a 2 year wait period for anyone to even be able to get a trial because they didn't have enough judges for the amount of people being turned in. So, they'd sit in jail cells for 2 years. Yes, alot of it was also targeting black people because *of course* so that's plenty of bullshit right there. That's 2 years of trauma in an environment that makes violence incredibly common. People who experience violence are twice as less likely to fight back the next time that they get in a situation. This entire line is fucking bullshit because nobody who understands the harm that experiences violence (WHICH HOBIE HAS, HE'S HOMELESS IN NEW YORK. MAKE NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT) would brag about it because it makes them sick. Then, you see they white-washed his character to hell. It's giving 1800s Enslavers "We can't set them free, because if we do that they'll kill random people in the street like the native americans! We have to keep them in cages!" Because the only people who will tell you someone takes pride by breaking someone down and making them feel worthless, by killing someone in a high public event where children can see it and live with life-long issues, is someone with little regard to their own person and others. They're straight up portraying this goddamn character as a sociopath. The white-washed character, who was made by a black person and was black before they stripped away his culture and color. So, I'm taking out this entire fucking section of material from my reading list to review in the analysis, and this is why. I love this character a bit too much to do this to the motherfucker. The entire team who wrote this was white. All 53 of them.

You bring up a good point. When I originally read that page I just chuckled and moved on because I didn't know enough about Hobie's character to see the issue. But now that you point this out it does seem like they pretty much just made him trigger happy.

I don't know the context behind this panel but I highly doubt murder is going to be his first option when it comes to solving his problems. Especially with the amount of emotional turmoil that he went through after he did kill the President. Just sitting there going, "I killed the president don't think that I won't kill the Inheritors too," don't get me wrong as you said before he doesn't feel any guilt behind killing Osborn however there was history there that built up to that. (And even then it wasn't premeditated either.)

Hi, I read the wiki about the Inheritors. Adding on to that last paragraph. From what I'm understanding they already had previously dealt with the Inheritors so that they could bring harm to anyone anymore. Why in the world would Hobie be like, "Even though we've already solved the problem ws should still kill them." I understand your rage now.

They literally took a character that's rightfully emotional and angry from having to fight for his life for a number of years under a fascist regime and somehow spun that into a character that's full of murderous intent whose first thought is always going to be we should just kill them. I ju-

Sigh

I'm just gonna end it here before I get too mad. I just can't right now.

[mayoiayasep]

so no mayoi on madara relationship chart?.....*breaks skateboard*

[goatanarchy]

when excitement about the blorbos is so big you are paralyzed from actually doing anything creative with your thoughts

[gnaga37]

I've said multiple times that The Curse has been really impactful on my life and I'm afraid that if I say what it is (not calling it the curse lol) people are not going to believe me. and like. I've got enough of "it's not that bad" to last me a lifetime lmiao (sad lmiao)

[weebsinstash]

Ya know, I've made posts about the yandere Batfamily before, and I've been thinking lately about one person in particular, and I think I've decided that Alfred is probably the most dangerous and formidable person in that entire house and have been brainstorming what a formidable platonic yandere guardian sorta figure he would be

For one, he's the man that canonically kept THE Batman from going over the edge, basically THE sole reason Bruce Wayne grew into the man he is. Literally, in alternate universes where Bruce never had Alfred, he literally 9 times out of 10 becomes a murdering sociopath. Alfred doesn't just have intelligence, he has EMOTIONAL intelligence

We're talking about the tenured elderly man who is former MI6 and doesn't give a fuck about murder, has killed, and will kill again. Bruce finds someone attacking you, he'll beat them up and cart them off to jail to be arrested and rehabilitated. Alfred will pull a pistol on a robber and shoot him dead before he allows you to get even a single scratch on you, just puts the guy down, "oh dear, I suppose I'll be late making dinner tonight, it seems I'll have to give testimony to Mr Gordon again"

I've seen fics where the sidekicks kidnap Reader or disable them for Bruce's sake, but don't you think Bruce himself would cross that line for Alfred? This man cooks, cleans, does everything for him, is practically a second father and his greatest friend, really kind of RAISED HIM. I just picture Alfred getting attached to Reader like you're practically his grandchild and then you return to your normal life, move out after staying them for a period of time or whatever, and Bruce can tell Alfred is... out of sorts, a little sad frown on his old withered face as he absent-mindedly sweeps the same corner of the same room for an hour, sighing, thinking about how he wanted to teach you all sorts of things, but, you're just gone now. Siiiiiiiiigh. And Bruce can't stand seeing Alfred like, actually depressed, even making mistakes he doesn't usually make, dropping things, lacking his usual playful sarcastic wit, just kind of a shell of his former self. You don't think you'd be getting an extra super special Uber ride in the Batmobile from the Dark Knight himself after that?

But I also think Alfred would be capable of really putting his foot down. He once told a disrespectful Damian he should be thankful Alfred wasn't his father in a very "because I'd actually discipline you" coded sort of way, and, say Reader grew up without a dad, or any parents and maybe has some traumas and potential behavioral issues from that. I could see Alfred being the kindest, sweetest, most patient grandpa, teaching you how to bake, keeping you company in the library, teaching you all kinds of things, and then the second you do things like start getting drunk, acting out, THROWING things, then he's putting his foot down, "now you listen HERE! Your behavior is absolutely unacceptable and you will not be allowed to degrade yourself within the walls of this home!" and manages to simultaneously scold you without putting you down, leaving you in ashamed embarrassed tears over your behavior that you're standing there crying, and he pulls you to take a seat in a nice chair and starts combing your hair and telling you he just wants best for you while you're bawling for his forgiveness, and he tells you he's already forgiven you and that he can run you a nice bath before bed

I can see a captive Reader scenario where you manage to break out of the house while everyone else is gone and you think, oh, you're home free! Batman and everyone else is busy! Lost in your own hubris as if Alfred doesn't have perfect knowledge of everything in the Batcave including the equipment and vehicles. You're in an alley cornered by a bunch of drunks who just want to beat the shit out of someone and suddenly, is that Batman? Wait, the costume is different, and the height, and, the body shape, and, and, and it doesn't even matter because Alfred can still lay all of them flat, blood on his knuckles as he wearily regards you, "you're not going to make a tired old man have to carry you to the car, are you?" and after what you just saw, you know better than to put up resistance

But like I can't get over the idea of, Reader staying at the Wayne residence for a limited period of time, you're injured and Bruce is offering you safe harbor, you're being targeted by a specific criminal group and need protection until the thugs are caught, something along those lines, and, one day, when everything is better, you just. Leave unexpectedly. They had already offered you a permanant place in the house but you still seem to be falling into a depression until one day you're straight up gone, only leaving a note that Alfred is the one to find, only 3 word, "Thank you. Sorry." and hr suddenly??? Can't think straight??? You're gone??? Why??? Why didn't you tell them?? Are you hurt?? Did they do something wrong??? How is he supposed to know if you're sad or if you're hungry or if you're in DANGER if he doesn't know where you are and what you're doing at all possible hours?

Just visualizing the idea of Bruce coming home one day and you're suddenly in the house again and you're seeming very much distressed but Alfred is looking fit as a fiddle again and it is very extremely incredibly obvious to Bruce that Alfred straight up brought you back against your will. But. He doesn't care because he agrees with Alfred that OBVIOUSLY since you're a member of the FAMILY NOW that OF COURSE you have to stay in the house

Can you imagine yandere Alfred but Bruce and everyone else is just, totally normal and just hardcore mega coping with Alfred's sudden change in behavior and occasional questionable actions. One day Alfred is dusting and without turning around, "Master Bruce, would you care to fetch my granddaughter for me while i finish this room?" and Bruce is just like "granddaughter????" And Alfred looks to him like he just said something BEYOND stupid, "Yes, my granddaughter, about ye high, awfully broody much like yourself, currently housed in the spare second floor bedroom at the end of the hall on the right? You act as if she didnt help bake that casserole you and the boys absolutely devoured last night"

Nightwing going down into the Batcave for like actual mission stuff and Alfred is already using the Batcomputer to monitor all your online internet use. What's that, some young man is trying to slide into your DMs? O-oh no, there was, uh, suddenly a glitch and he received a threatening message with no traceable source that told him to stay the bloody hell away from you! Whoops!

You're just his captive little grandchild who he helps teach recipes to and teaching you anything you're curious about. You make an offhanded comment one day that you would've loved to learn to play piano "but I'm too old now/it's too late now/I probably wouldn't be any good at it" and later on, after Alfred has brought you back after trying to live alone again (you being drugged if need be), and when you wake up he's all smiles, telling you about all the new structure he's about to introduce to your life, and, of course, you have to pick a day of the week for your new (now mandatory) piano lessons :) on Mondays you'll go for walks and have tea in the garden, Tuesdays you'll read in the library, on Wednesdays you'll learn piano, on Thursday he'll teach you a new recipe every week, Friday--- this old man is gonna force you to be productive and happy is all I'm gonna say

[boxwinebaddie]

— COULD IT BE????

U-UNCLE NIIINA!!!

IS. THAT.../YOU/? </3

tw for mild body horror, semi-graphic medical talk

*reaches my kenny girl hand up thru the dirt by my grave

& shoots the wink, finger gun, peace sign, wave combo*

HELLOOOO, MY LOVES! />o</ <333

( i'll make a bigger post later; swearsies. )

but where’s uncle nina?...Long Story Short?

i am seriously dreading having to go to the hospital for...the THIRD FUCKING TIME, so my diaHAGnosis hasn't been officially proven,

but trust me...juuuust trust me...

*is somewhere between a laugh, sigh, scream and cry*

i am about 95% sure....

tHAT A CHILD W/ NASTY DISGUSTIN GERM COVERED HANDS GAVE ME

A FUCKING PARASITE!???

wheeeew!~ yayayay! sAuR AwESomE!

i am...having So Much Fun! <3 xx

anyways, in case i croak, just wanted to pop in from the trenches to say a real quick, but quantifiably large and overtly resounding

THANK YOU to...

my rant park girls, ofc, for enduring my britney spears mentie bs in the chat, my psychosis and v obnoxious 'needs to be carried thru life' complaining/suffering on the reg ( i cried every single day for the past...almost week? because of how scared and sad i’ve been. ;-; )

anyone who sent me an in character/headcannon/plot question the past couple of days bc, other than the girlies, it was the only source of real joy and enrichment i have felt while being scared...for my life. thank...you. Seriously. like y'all still care abt my fic? wowza!! o/u/o

( regarding memes, soz, they might not super exciting, i’m only doing lil spef HC ones rn & got a lil hyperfixated on rae, so i am doing that one abt his height / fave fruit.

<333 my lovely emo fruit salad celebpretty boy. c: )

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL, i just wanted to say thank you to ANYONE WHO EXPRESSED CONCERN ABOUT MY WELL BEING OR SAID THEY MISSED ME OR WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME!!!!

'cause haha!!! you were NOT wrong, concern was not misplaced at all! I HATE THIS SCARY NIGHTMARE FUEL CHILDREN CONTAGION! :(

istg, my face has swollen up shrunken down, been every color, the pressure in my ears and nose and face is so bad that i feel like i am i an airplane rn....in my bedroom, every er dr. told me i had a sunburn and was an idiot, like actually king, i am green not red! get a real job!

siiiiiiiiigh...i just...:c i’ve never felt weaker, more miserable, more afraid, more UGLY and more lost in my entire life...

but i am grateful to have been found by readers and human beings as lovely as yourselves. i miss you. i love you. i'll try to be in touch as much as i can, but it will be touch and go, my body is a body bag rn :/

thank you for fighting the good fight, my darlings. whatever you are going through, KEEP FUCKING GOING. this is not the end. you are so much stronger than things that want to make you weak.

( i'm not very good at practicing what i preach, but ngl, kinda sick, literally, but i have basically been my own emergency makeshift whumpshot this past week and it has been gNARLY. like i have been...very scared. lmao. i am...still scared, but i'm gonna be okay. )

ANYWAYS ALL THIS TO SAY:

from what hurts or harms you,

past, present and future....

I HOPE YOU HEAL.

-sickfic body horror whumple nina <3

[twstchaos]

Sigh.

On the non-consecutive sixth day of spring break, TWST gave to me: another pair of dumbasses fighting in my guest room.

*siiiiiiiiigh* Who is it this time?

Peepaw, why are you fighting a child? Riddle, why are you fighting an old man?

And in another life, Nie Huaisang, why are you fighting Jiang Cheng?

[just-absolutely-super]

Hacking crack

Lan: you know I have realized something

Mega: what?

Lan: you're a hypocrite!

Mega: *offended gasp*

Lan: you don't want me hacking, even though it's for the greater good, but it's okay for you to take on netcrime lords!

Mega: I told it's different!!

Lan: One day another Net Terrorist is going to come along and you can't say anything about my hacking skills!

Mega: WWW is gone for good, so I won't have to worry about that ever happening

*20 years later*

32 year old Lan: Say, Megaman, mind telling me what's going on right now?

Mega: *sigh* There's a Neo WWW attempting to destroy Net Society...

Lan: And where are we?

Mega: A compromised SciLab...

Lan: And what, exactly, do we need to do in order to help SciLab?

Mega: ...

Lan: Say it, Megaman

Mega: *siiiiiiiiigh* Hack into the system

Lan: HACK INTO THE SYSTEM! And you said I'd never be in this situation >:)

Mega: Just shut up and hack already

[twentythousandvolts]

sighs loudly i guess i need to actually practice drawing halo armor again btw. like yeah i draw it all the time for fun but ive kinda let my mind fill in random details at this point. i need to actually fucking memorize armor types and specific stuff again. SIIIIIIIIIGH <-said as if this isnt the most fun task in the world to me

[lickingyellowpaint]

whyyyyyyyyyy 😭

[drev-the-procrastinator]

I desperately wanna write but also I really don't wanna write, you know

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Skeletons reacting to their S/O tripping and falling face first into the pie that S/O had just taken out of the fridge? (Like, pie goes splat like in cartoons)

Undertale Sans - Holy shit. It's the most hilarious thing he has seen in years. He's dying with laughter on the ground, he can't even breathe anymore. He's so sad he didn't had time to record this. Later, in the night, he's still laughing in his sleep. He's going to tease you for weeks.

Undertale Papyrus - OH NO. He's running to save you with paper to clean your face. He feels so bad for you. Go clean in the bathroom, he's cleaning the agonizing pie.

Underswap Sans - *GASP* He's watching in horror as the pie flies through the kitchen, spreading strawberries everywhere. Honey is going to kill the both of you so hard if he finds out. You have no choice. It's time for cleaning.

Underswap Papyrus - He's both laughing at your misery and crying for the state of his kitchen. He helps you to clean, then he takes care of his kitchen. You can hear him comforting the oven. You are not sure how you supposed to take this.

Underfell Sans - ... KEH EH EHE HEH. Just like Sans, he's crying of laughter on the ground. But he's taking a picture before you have a chance to clean yourself. Memories are important for couples, you know. Even bad ones. The next day, the damn photo is on the fridge. What a jerk.

Underfell Papyrus - *SIGH* He rubs your face. *SIGH* He cleans the kitchen. *SIIIIIIIIIGH* You can hear him sigh LOUDLY everytime he's looking at you. Edge has given up on your case. Also, don't you dare enter that kitchen again for the rest of the week. He's cooking, you don't touch ANYTHING.

Horrortale Sans - The pie is dead, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-. Oak was so hungry, and now there's no pie anymore. He's sobbing on the ground, eating what's still edible. He's not helping you. You hurt the pie. You're a bad person. He's looking offended for the rest of the day everytime you cross his eyes. What have you done.

Horrortale Papyrus - He's also struggling between saving the pie and saving you, but since Oak is already saving the pie, he's taking care of you. You're going to get lectured though. You just kill a pie, in his world, you could be dead for this. You can tell he is bitter. He knows it's not your fault... But he's still mad because he wanted that pie so badly.

Swapfell Sans - Nox watches in horror as the pie crashed on his new handmade shoes. He excuses himself and goes outside. Then he SCREAMS and hit the big tree in the garden with bones. When he's coming back, he's calm again and help you clean everything, while telling you with a terrible threatening calm voice to start to save your money. You are terrified.

Swapfell Papyrus - He tried to grab you in your fall, slipped in the rest on the pie and fell on the back like a sea star. Nox finds you both whining on the ground like starving puppies. Why does he have to be the only adult in this place ?

[sunsetpan0rama]

sigh siiiiiiiiigh SIGH sIIIIGH sigh SSSSSSSSSSSSIgh siGHHHH ssssigh sigh

[jebsplayshss]

do/n’t r//b

one of my brother’s friends tweeted out his fcuking..... nudes.... as a birthday gag and ofc i see that on my tl cuz my brother liked the tweet.............

my brother’s 17......... he has a ton of followers from school........ and since twitter has that feature where it shows when ppl u follow like certain tweets i’m now stressed the FUCK out cuz if i saw them then there’s an extremely high chance a bunch of his classmates did too........

i’m just so goddamn ANGRY that he’s so stupid and sent his friends his nudes cuz he thought it’d be funny like what the fuck goes through his head does he not know the repercussions of this shit i hope he and his buddy get expelled

 i’m honestly not. dealing w his stupid fcking attitude anymore i covered for him and his buddies vaping last night and have caught him and his girlfriend having sex i am SO CLOSE to kicking his ass......... like honestly i’m so exhausted that he keeps pushing and making me out to be like some Cool Older Sister Figure cuz there is a fucking. line 2 cross and he’s crossed it so many fucking times i’m tired of being a cool big sister when he’s such a douchebag