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*note: this image isn't the exact quote, but i'm going to be using the wording from the exact quote
“You have love your art so much that you would fuck it in the Denny’s bathroom.” - Kevin Smith
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1 mime!
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Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
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1 clown!
Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
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“Dracula… Dracula, hurry, I’m in terrible pain, you’ve gotta suck out the poison!”
“Nuh-uh, Dracula don’t suck!”
“You’re a vampire! Vampires… suck… blood!”
“Nah, see, that’s a myth. Dracula scrape with his fangs and lick up the blood. Like this! See? Scrape, and lick. Scrape, and lick.”
“But what about my poison…??”
“Didn’t you just hear Dracula explain the scrape and lick?! Dracula gonna say it again for dummies that don’t pay attention, SCRAPE AND LICK! SCRAPE, AND LICK!”
this scene from billy & mandy contains:
2 clowns!
1 jester!
3 mimes!
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well
The girlies don't like it when I'm wrong, but alas it's a part of life
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Got so caught up with Halloween I didn’t fucking notice we reached this. Guys. You need to calm down. You’re gonna get me killed. What if the stock image companies find out I stole their images? What if the AI voices start to read my posts? I can’t become a household name. No. You can’t do this to me! FREE ME FROM THESE CHAINS THAT BIND!
#rat detector’s mad scribblings on a abandoned wall#why are you all here? just to suffer?#5K is too many. I feel like I need to put in more effort now#fuck that imma keep being silly and stupid.
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I drew Ted from the wonderful @nabwastaken ‘s Time Bastard Au! The original design is by the talented @midnightnautilus , and was so very fun to draw!
#it’s a very fun au#I enjoy it quite a bit#I mean it’s hard to go wrong when making hatchetfield characters superheroes#although nobody should ever give Ted super powers#my man would wreak so much havoc#he's just a silly guy tho#I loved drawing him in this costume#drawing horns is so much fun#and I got to do a little comic book type halftone moment that I don’t get to do in a lot of my drawings#I love the halftone effect so much so when I find a drawing I can use it with I get very excited#anyways yall should go check out the au#Midnightnautilus has got some awesome art for it and the concept is so very good#let’s see what’s a fun fact for this one#fun fact: the person who created the early version of the Polygraph (lie detector) test also came up with Wonder Woman!#It's really interesting especially when you remember that Wonder Woman has the lasso of truth#Ted spankoffski#hatchetfield#time bastard#time bastard au#hatchetverse#team starkid#starkid#hatchetfield au#tinky#tnoy karaxis#the guy who didnt like musicals#nightmare time#my art#others idea
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my little robot
so I was bored and created @cacti-detector
She has many flaws and will need more training. Mcgucket would be helpful. He will never be fully accurate. Just let them be silly as programmed
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Pspspspspsppspspspspsppspsps girl detector pspspspsppspspssps cmere girl detector psspspspspsppspspspspspspsp

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While cooking yesterday, my smoke detector went off, and it was really loud.
So now it has been banished to the hallway Gargoyle


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*as john doe*
Hey specter.
do y-you ever get lonely?
No, that is a menial thing to experience.
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Aster is the number one girl to gear towards attributing odd happenings to her spirituality whilst simultaneously regarding any paranormal activity experienced by anyone else with the question "do you have a carbon monoxide detector?"
#it's okay when she does it but anyone else? a fool#my favorite fact is that a number of hauntings have been the result of carbon monoxide poisoning#if you're reading my silly post and don't have a detector. please get one. CO is colorless and odorless and it will kill you. get a detecto#shai speaks#oc tag
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Woof woof, Ccccccurious that it’s immediately assumed we’re gay anons, no straight anons allowed, only yuri or yaoi :P hehehshdh ( you’re right on it being technically yaoi of course!! but it’s very funny you guessed right :> )🦮🌱💫
what are you implying SOMEHOW that i know who these eXTREMELY anonymous anons are ??? no!!! i an simply assumptive and have a verY developed queerness detector :-)
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Directly to the desk of the President of Silly and Goofy please
You’ve reached the President of Silly and Goofy
this incorrect quote has been certified Silly and Goofy! We appreciate your service
#now when will that cylon detector be done#ava answers#from the ask box of the president of silly and goofy#kaity!#science advisor of silly and goofy
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I JUST FOUND OUT THERE'S A GIMMICK BLOG THAT COUNTS THE WORDS CLOWN MIME AND JESTER IN POSTS AND ITS ALL I COULD EVER WANT
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*baps you with my kitty paws*
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This is who you're bapping i guess, according to the hp loss you're taking
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I'd love to go bird watching with him sometime :D
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#dirtyjhonenvconfessions#not dirty#aaa cute :3#this might be silly but I'd like to to go treasure hunting with metal detectors and stuff like in cartoons LOL#and I wanna go to a pottery class too just to see what he'd make#a monstrosity or the perfect pot or vase?#and maybe even a paint and sip I love those#and again I wanna see what he'd make#all of his monstrosities are a work of art
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