Ahh, I love being an artist
Using stock photos as inspiration part 2
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I love fallacies I suck every phallus I see
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aren's friends embarrassing him in front of his crush by yelling "just fuck already!"
he didn't even know they were there
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I hate getting high I just love coughing so much
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Carrots are good for your eyesight my ass, I've been eating them near daily since I was 5 and I still cant see past the 3rd dimension
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a funny prank to pull is to wait for someone to go on vacation and then while they’re gone get plastic surgery to look exactly like them, adopt their personality and mannerisms, wear their cloths, live in their house, etc, and then act completely horrified like they’re some kind of face stealing demon when they return.
if you rope enough friends into it you can do this with entire families.
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Someone stop him from pursuing abstract concepts and hallucinations only obtainable by almost dying
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Shout out to this guy on Craigslist missed connections for making me choke on my spit
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Listen, okay, I’ve been surfing the kira x scott x stiles tag for a few days and there’s not much there so all I’m going to say is Kira just wanted friends when she moved to Beacon Hills and I think that her and Stiles would have been best friends, partially due to circumstance but mostly due to the fact that they’re actually total dorks together, and they always tell you to marry your best friend so I think that’s how they end up in a triad.
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I just wanted a silly picture of the cat glaring at me while I held the bong but my phone was in portrait mode and I could figure it why the focus was weird before the cat left.
Just imagine you can see her judgemental stare and that I captioned this something like "she's going to tell my fucking mom" and you think it's so so funny and cute and I'm so so so funny and cute
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I love açai it's one of my favorite soup or foods
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Who let him do this
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Pedro Pascal about being the drama queen on set (not)
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