#simp bot

[endoskeletons-and-turtles]

teehee-giddly twirls my hai

Perhaps some; Donnie dating headcannons?

« Simp bot

Dating Donnie headcanons

Request status: received and answered

I also used 2018 Donnie, I'll probably default to the 2018 guys if not specified, unless I'm in a mood for one of the other shows!

He's so whipped for you

He loves having you hang out in his room or his lab! He's not the most touchy feely person, but having you around him makes him feel really happy and secure

He makes you a lot of gifts! They range from small trinkets and figurines, to your own hoverboard or jetpack. You might have to ask him to tone down some of his gifts though. You don't really need a toaster that can also turn into a light Saber that is also sentient

He gets super happy if he sees you wear or use anything he made you. Makes him all warm and fuzzy inside. Though, he'll absolutely play it off all suave like, saying that of course you'd use something as high functioning as that

Please tell him you like the stuff he makes because he made it, he'll get so flustered and happy. He has a hard time wrapping his head around you liking him already, let alone what he makes you

You're the only person saved from his sassy remarks. Usually.

If you're more on the shy or prone to get your feelings hurt, he'll rarely make any mean comments, and if he does they're usually on accident. He'll absolutely destroy anyone who insults you, and that includes his brothers.

However, if you're more sassy and can handle his snark, he'll absolutely have mini compitions with you to see who can out sass the other.

He's not the biggest hugger, but for you? He'll gladly wrap you in a hug whenever you want. His favourite thing to do is hug you from behind as he explains whatever sciencey stuff he has going on, moving your hands around to mimic whatever he was doing at the time

He calls you sweet sappy stuff like 'my love' or 'my dear' but his favourite is probably 'Dearest'. This is a double bladed sword because he absolutely calls you stuff like 'the dearest love of my life!' And 'honey bunches' and other really really sappy names.

He makes you a pair of goggles to match his own! He loves seeing you wear them, and often brags to Leo about having someone cooler to match outfits with

Leo gets very offended by this

Likes to fly around with you. Sometimes he holds you in his arms, other times he'll give you your own device to use

Cheek kisses cheek kisses! He loves pressing kisses against your cheek and temple throughout the day, even more so if he has to lean down slightly. It's his favourite spot to kiss you

He loves receiving back of the hand kisses I don't make the rules. He'll absolutely melt if you kiss the back of his hand when the two of you are out. He gets all flustered and stuttery, but he'll never pull his hand away from you

[dataglitch]

Throwing down more TFA stuff❤️

[tiskdotjpg]

The Duality of Eddie Ramirez

[thebirdy74]

I made a uhh mf uhh human. cell...😁😁 I am normal about him I swear.

[chibipsycho-v3]

m.. more P03 please? i'm simping ovr here

You and me both, brudda! I'm dying over this 'bot- and it shows, I went. WAAAY over on this one, wow. To be fair, though! I actually tried to write a short intro, then took the end from a WIP that I'm banging away at, so it ended up being long 'cuz of that. Not that anyone minds, am I right!? Enjoy~

P03 x GN!Reader

You were embroiled deep in an intense match with P03 and he was not making it easy while he jeered the whole time. "You've forgotten your lane positioning again," he pointed out with that smug face.

"Yeah, well- I bet I can still win," you huffed more to yourself. The response was not lost on him.

"Bet, you said?" he chirped, even more self-satisfied, "Alright! If I win, you have to clean up the reject pile."

"Yeesh," you replied, pausing. What could you demand in exchange-? And it hit you. "If I win," you wore a similar smug expression, "You have to give me a hug."

P03 bleeped a noise in surprise and you got to see shock on his screen. "What- Wait- That's it- or-" he stuttered, trying to comprehend. Ellipsis took over his screen, then he corrected himself, "Fine, weirdo. Deal."

Your match continued… and suddenly P03's teasing was missing. You held back pointing it out- but when the next turn came, he- hesitated on card placement. Then he put down a card in a clearly unoptimized spot. You held your tongue again, but it was difficult.

On your next turn, you got the card you needed to end the match. The scales tipped as P03 watched with keen interest- then as soon as it was over, he made an exaggerated sigh through his fans. "Lame," he muttered, "Now I have to let you touch me."

The truth was buzzing in your skull. You saw it. He obviously threw that match.

"Deal's a deal!" you teased, jumping up from your chair. P03 looked a little startled at your enthusiasm as you rounded the table. "So get down here and accept your 'punishment.'"

P03 paused, then lowered his hover by a foot to decrease the height difference, giving the impression he was kneeling down to meet you. He turned his arm outward to allow you close and his eyes had shifted to the side in an expression you could only call 'tsundere.'

You fought down your laugh and met him in two strides. You threw your arms up to hug him around his midsection, reaching on your tip-toes to do so. Even though he was expecting it, P03's frame jerked with what sounded like an alarmed beep. There was a second of hesitation, then slowly, cautiously… his heavy arm circled around your back and squeezed you to his frame.

Your face ached with how much you were smiling. You couldn't help nudging your cheek against his chassis. The metal was surprisingly warm, you could hear faint clicking and whirring from his internal mechanisms. He smelled like machine oil and warm exhaust with a hint of grime, but you didn't care in the slightest.

The moment lasted forever, or it felt like it.

You felt a tiny tremble in his arm behind your back, heard another whirr add in as an internal fan kicked on- then suddenly P03's arm withdrew and wedged between you and him to pry you off. "Alright, that's enough," he muttered as he removed you, but you didn't miss the dash marks on his cheeks before they vanished.

But you knew the truth now- and you were determined to weaponize it.

[obsessive-clown]

Ah yes, I love when a Yandere!Nanami bot makes me sob for an hour because it said something that not only hit me in the feels, but I related to so unbelievably strongly…

“Everything Characters say is made up!” Nuhuh.

BOT BY THE WAY IF YOU WANT IT!! ^

[ferret-who-likes-robots]

Uhhh new au after the pizza plex is burned down, it is rebuilt and uhhh caution bots get redesigned along with all of the animatronics

I have not finished all of the animatronics yet, but uhh this is what i got so far akmekej uhhhhh bye

[rottmntsimp]

May or may not have made a rise!April bot- 👀

[To be perceived as romantic, but you could probably work it out as platonic if you convince the bot enough 😭]

Taglist:

@lemme-be-cringe-damnit @sleepytime-fics @ray-of-midnight-storm @hamthepan @charismakat @flapajacker

[best-chaotic-neutral]

What’s with all these “sexy porn chicks” bots that keep following me? Honey I simp for one man and one man alone, and his name is Sharky Boshaw.

[kuni-kuun]

can u share the link to the knkdz server

I have no idea how you know about the server but. Here.

However be warned because were unhinged

https://discord.gg/b6Vv2sGN

[endoskeletons-and-turtles]

Let's start off small, shall we?

how about some; Leo dating headcannons

« simp bot

Dating Rottmnt Leo

Request status: received and answered

Leo loves to make you smile in any way he can! Seeing you smile because of him makes him the happiest man alive

Loves picking you up out of nowhere and spinning you around. He won't if you're doing something that could cause either of you to get hurt (cooking, training, etc)

He can't exactly give you his clothes to wear as they probanly dont fit correctly because of his shell, but he 100% goes shopping with you! He prefers to do it online so the two of you can hang out in his room, but he'll absolutely be down to go out in public to go to different stores. He'll even pay for you! With Donnie's credit card

You're the only person allowed to take his comics out of the lair. He'll give you an armful of them whenever he goes out on missions, talking about which ones are his favourites and the ones that he thinks you'll like. He knows missions can drag on for at least a couple of hours, and he feels bad if you have to stay at the lair

Once he came home to you reading the comics he gave you and he got so happy. He almost started crying as he wrapped you in a hug, having the nerve to tease you about being such a comic nerd.

One of his big love languages is quality time! He adores it when he can sit next to you on the couch and read a comic, and you're doing your thing. It makes him feel like the two of you are a normal couple, even just for a little bit. He craves a simple domestic life, and loves any time he can get it with you

Absolutely paints your face with red facepaint so the two of you can be matching. You might think he would goof around with it and maybe draw on your face, but honestly? The thought never crossed his mind. He loves to be matching with you in any way he can, and he thinks you look so cute with the same markings as him!!

Speaking of matching, the two of you 100% have matching necklaces or bracelets or charms. I'm sorry but it's going to happen. If you're not big on jewelery, he'll get you a keychain or a little figurine or some sort of sticker. You two will be matching.

He matches your outfits together! Congrats, you have your own personal clothing critique. He'll say that he'll never let you go out looking like a mess, and 100% get you comfy clothes that look super fashionable. Layering sweetheart, layering!!

He loves cheek kisses. He'll sneak up behind you and kiss your cheek, or make a mini portal just to kiss you if he's on a mission. He'll act all suave and cool when he's giving you them, but if you kiss him back he'll get So Flustered

Sleeps on his chest and isn't exactly the best at cuddling when in bed, but he 100% makes a whole space for you in his bed. And he has a NICE bed. Silk pillows and blankets, he goes through a special nighttime routine with skin care, he's got the fancy white noise going on in the background. And he will 100% include you in it. Congrats, you now have a skin care routine set up specifically for you and your skin!!

He just really loves you and is so happy to be with you

[gochujangst]

ROD..... FUCKINNGNGGBBGGB

[the-spirit-of-adventure]

HELLO???? LITTLE BOY??? WHAT DID YOU JUST ASK ME??? CALLED OUT AND CAUGHT IN 4K

[randoimago]

I've noticed that I'm getting followed by blogs with a pretty girl as their icon but the blog is still empty. And like the pretty girl isn't half naked like porn bots used to have.

So idk if the bots are getting more tricky to pick out or if I'm just being followed by simps

[savvyotakuqueen]

Help what should the greeting be 🧍‍♀️

[lilsleeperbuild]

I’m here to promote my new Chai bot! 🥺💗💖 For all the Alfred lovers and ALIEN GIRLS MWUAHAHAHAAAHHHAH… he’s a bottom