#simp tag

[m0rim00]

Happy birthday Bucky!

For your birthday I give you…Sam

[ophelia-writes-poems]

There is a poem in this place Though it is no town Or building It is a room, a bed A person And in all of my days On this glorious Earth I have never felt so free

-Inspired by In This Place (An American Lyric) by Amanda Gorman

[son-of-hemera]

I had a moment today where I kissed my crush in the rain and I haven't psychologically recovered like 5 hours later

[marketableghost]

On the lowest of keys, in the right scenario-Lucas Baker can Get It.

[artanogon]

thinkign about. s1 fwhip again . men. whoof. god. men

[starwalkeranon]

I'm not sure if you can tell, (/j,) but my Stanley Parable brainrot is Severe.

[my--dearest--holmes]

*taps mic* for the bingo sheet. ahem. yujinmikotoba

YOU.

PREPARE FOR HELL ON A BINGO SHEET (the Absolute Opposite of what yours look like)

BRITAIN IS SO FUCKED UP AND EVIL THEY KILLED ALMOST ALL HIS FRIENDS It's ok to open up you can tell us what's wrong Doc

[punkrockloverboy]

Can i please just give him a kiss PLEASE

[today-i-forgot]

God she's so perfect

[littlelightfish]

This... this is a whole different kind of psychic damage here. When nightmares got Marcille, we get to knew that her's biggest fear is outliving her friends. This isn't even canon probably, but look at this. This isn't a "I don't want my friends to die" kind of dream. This is a "I'm terrified of loosing my daughters, of something killing them, and being incapable of stopping it" kind of dream. It's so simple yet it explains perfectly the whole of chilchucks character. He loves, he cares, deeply. But he, or doesn't acknowledges, or doesn't know what to do with that knowledge.

Besides that. Someone had to wake him up after this. Imagine the devastation in this man after he wakes up. He just saw his three little babys murdered corpses (or maybe he saw them die, wich isn't better). He would possibly not talk about it, and that would worry the hell out of the party, because we'll, they see him all down and only one of them knows what he saw. Imagine being the one to pull him from that nightmare. Seeing this man, usually so composed, fuking staring with tears and terror in his eyes to the composes of what you can only assume are his daughters. It would be heartwrenching.

Idk, I love this man so much...

[m0rim00]

He just wanted Sam to praise him for doing something healthy 💀

[ophelia-writes-poems]

I toss and turn Unable to get you Out of my head While you're not next to me

And I hate you for it And I hope you suffer

Just the way i do Feeling your bed is empty And missing me dearly

[oysterdelite]

Shout out to dom tops who get nervous and flustered normally and then lock in when it comes to sex or a scene. Just like me fr

[chqnified]

I love them

[artanogon]

icannot be stopped and have decided to be a menace to society. have my imagined cuddle ranking of our handful of favourite s1 characters

fwhip: 500/10 cuddle factor for all the reasons statedin my last post and also if you go with the idea of him being some kinda dragon. warm space heater . literally howcan you beat that . hes perfect

jimmy: 10/10 cuddle factor. strongashell arms from all the swimming rowing building etc that comes with living in the swamp. heprobably hums to himself and tucks your head under his chin and is big and comforting. a little chilly and might knock youout of bed by accident

scott: 9/10 cuddle factor. hes a bit angular and he struggles to fall asleep but his wings r a very big comforting blanket and he probably rubs his face into yoyr neck while falling asleep. id trust him

sausage: oh my god 2000/10 cuddle factor are you kidding me. big arms super soft tummy just big man big cuddly would be the best guy ever to cuddle shirtless could pick me up and throw me but will hold me sogently. plus BUBBLES JOINING CUDDLE PILES

katherine: 15/10 cuddle factor. will hold you so gentlyand say so many kind things about you and pet your hair very softly and you willfeel safer than you have ever felt . in yoyr life

lizzie: 10/10. extra big fish wife with long soft hair and strong arms and soothing voice. probably gives great forehead kisses. has giant bed cant beat that.

[naiadic]

I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts

~~~~~~~SPOILERS~~~~~~~

First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too

Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well

But that also raises the question..

...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)

Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom

i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT

Then we have Adam

I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad

Then..well...Alastor.

Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.

One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.

Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!

(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)

So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2

EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..