#sip rambles

[pro-sipper]

"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"

Great! Here are my recommendations:

[bxrningdragxn]

I like radiostatic in a "Vox has a pathetic crush on Alastor and his love language is violence, Alastor thinks its fucking hilarious but has no romantic feelings for Vox (or anyone for that matter)" kinda way

[mblue-art]

once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

[caruliaa]

angel on my shoulder, trying to get my attention and slowly growing smaller with a more squeaky voice as it speaks : please ! wouldnt it be so "based" and "slay pilled" if you let you weary body rest ? it is almost 2 am for goodness sake ! weren't you so tired earlier ? your body is precious ! it deserves rest ! please !

devil on my shoulder, pounding a celsius: you need to join a discord convo thats gonna keep you up for at least another hour with people in a differnt timezone for the fifth night in a row ruight fucking now

[rosenbergamot]

truly nobody does it like GoodTimesWithScar. bro minmaxed his charisma in character creation and now hes the bard of the party that wrecks the entire enemy team with status debuffs. he could have thirteen boyfriends and i wouldn’t even question it. in fact id ask if i could be the fourteenth. bro routinely cons people out of their clothes, their livelihoods, their souls. he does this all while falling flat on his face btw. hes so babygirl boyfailure little scamp i think i need to put him into so many situations. on the same server he has people scared to death of him and people pitying him as if he were a poor little victorian era orphan dying of tuberculosis on the street corner. he has his tits out ALWAYS and his ass is falling out of his shorts. he will take any opportunity to strip naked not for any flirtatious or sexual desire but simply because he can. he is both hyper and hypo aware of everything going on around him at all times. he flies into walls at least three times a day. hes afraid of clowns. setting things on fire is second nature to him. he won secret life by being as crazily unfuckable as possible to the people around him. did i mention that hes a cannibal also

[linktoo]

the gay tea sip from teru. thank god it stayed. he does not tease mob about having a girlfriend. he sips in silence. thank for you adapting htis moment

[avnasace]

for some reason i need furina and scara to be bitchy best friends

i need scara and furina complaining about arlecchino

i need them venting about how much their respective gods fucked them up

i need them bonding over reinventing themselves

they would actually be such an iconic duo

[sun-e-chips]

It’s Christmas morning and your parents actually got you that 7ft tall robot jester you’ve been raving about and now you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of the rest of your family.

[starrierknight]

I like my men to have the four Ss:

strong

smug

slutty

sad

I lied. there is a fifth:

sex (with me)

[pro-sipper]

the post: everything has a right to exist in fiction, even if it's fucked up

the comments: i was going to reblog this until i realized op likes fucked up stuff in fiction. this is a common dogwhistle phrase for people who like fucked up stuff in fiction. they have to talk in code to trick people into agreeing with them. stay safe out there!

[roslina-w-bagnie]

Orym doesn't believe they can get out of it alive.

I just watched the scene in the cemetery, and I really don't believe he does. He's scared. He doesn't know what to do. He wants, desperately, for someone to tell him what to do, but he knows there's no one, and they need to do something. And they need to do it soon.

He was saying his last goodbyes because he doesn't think he'll be back to talk to Will and Derrig again, as they are. He thinks the next time they do, it'll be in the afterlife.

[oobbbear]

I’ve been drinking milk for 18 years now I just realized it is not normal to have horrible stomachache after drinking it and I might be lactose intolerance

[currently-becoming-potatoes]

Holding the narrative up to Aventurine’s head like a shotgun atm

[basofy]

i hope when the lisa definitive edition releases old and new players start to see the party members as not only a fun mechanic to progress in the game but also as their second purpose (specified even in their gang page)

which is to tell how different the people of olathe are from eachother from good to neutral to bad.

all of the party members got their own personalities, points of view and goals, which i've always been appreciative of because it makes them all feel like they're their own person and it shows that they're not going to think exactly like you just because they're on your side.

so some of them can be assholes that despise brad for different reasons and are even creepy to buddy and others can just be neutral on the whole thing or don't care about brad but don't hate him and there are others who are nice people who just want someone to hang out and get attached to brad and it pains them to betray him at the end. some of them even got someone they care about too the same way brad cares for buddy.

and all of this is made just so you don't see them only as tools, they are written this way to show you what the people of olathe are like from a closer perspective. the only other way to do this would be using npcs which would go more overlooked, and it already IS overlooked by players

becuz over time i've seen toooo many fans who speak as if absolutely every man in olathe is an asshole and a pedo, which is why they congratulate tooley too much just for being decent to buddy. i like him but you give him too much credit for something other characters do as well.

and they talk like these are just 'olathe standards' and like it's okay for this game when No, this game condemns this type of behavior at all times and it makes it very clear. it's not normal, it's just common

i mean was terry a creep towards buddy??? bo?? carp?? shocklord? birdie? nern? olan? the warlords??? and more characters and there are even npcs who deeply question the stuff going on around buddy or are simply not interested in her

and then i see takes such as "maybe x character is gay becuz they don't seem interested in buddy". pal i can think of a million better reasons to consider a character gay (sometimes no reason at all, have fun). (also again, TOOLEY. i mean he was seen at the beehive, isn't that a better reason to think he's gay??)

you don't need to be a pedo and a rapist to be attracted to women, and it's crazy how little the concept of consent matters to some people, because this isn't the only time i've seen this type of thinking over a piece of media.

this is a way of thinking that comes from people who got into lisa for the fun battles and do not understand the story, and it's sorta okay, it's fine if the battles are your favorite thing or if you're not that fond of emotional stories, but you can't ignore this part of the game, to do that you better just play something else, because my problem is that when you try to explain the emotional matters of lisa's story they never want to listen; they preffer living in their little bubble of misinterpreting everything. (like the amount of times i've tried explaining to other fans why lisa isn't worst than her goddamn dad and it's like talking to a wall) like damn, i love the battles too but i can perfectly have both things yknow.

anyway just my silly little thoughs that have been going thru my mind these past weeks, i take this game too seriously but i also feel like it's dumb not to because that's what it wants you to do.

hope things go well when the definitive edition drops and that everyone enjoys it 8)

[djsadbean]

If I uploaded my speedpaints online, in every single one you’d see a normal stream of consciousness but halfway thru I become possessed by a slightly younger girl who’s only goal is to evil-ify every single element of the drawing