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She died a dragon rider’s death. Rest in peace Princess Rhaenys Targaryen, “The Queen who never was” but forever will remain the Queen of our hearts
#house of the dragon#house of the dragon season 2#princess rhaenys targaryen#rhaenys targaryen#the queen who never was#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon targaryen#alicent hightower#sir crispy#criston cole#aegon ii targaryen#hbo max#theknowingfinallookthatmeleysgaverhaenysbeforeshefellshatteredmyheart#hboimcomingforyou#expectmytherapybillinfull#houseofthedragonseason2ep4#game of thrones#Targaryen#team black#team green#vhagar#meleys#sunfire
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Currently wondering how the fuck sir crispy is gonna deal with all this. Like fuck the man but he’s in such a shit position right now. Its his first ever battle with fucking dragons and dragon riders and the reality is knights can not defend dragon riders in the same way they would any other king or lord. Once they fly up into the air that’s that. There isn’t much you can do and even though the greens seem to take this as a victory (which I honestly can’t blame them like yay you killed a dragon and its rider) that doesn’t change the fact that their king is now disabled and vulnerable and probably on the brink of death. That’s not something to be taken lightly. He also witnessed and prevented the attempted murder of said king by the hands of his own brother. So yeah that’s also a lot. so I wonder how this whole shit show will be handled and how Criston will take it. what sort of blame will be placed on him as both Aegons protector and hand and how receptive he will be to it. just hope they actually do something with it to add more to cristons character give the man some layers show the impact the war has on both sides YK. And like yeah the man is a little piece of shit but he deserves to atleast be a well written little piece of shit
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̷A̷̷n̷̷d̷ ̷s̷̷u̷̷r̷̷e̷, ̷I̷'̷m̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷e̷ ̷o̷̷n̷̷e̷ ̷w̷̷h̷̷o̷ ̷s̷̷w̷̷u̷̷n̷̷g̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷e̷ ̷m̷̷e̷̷t̷a̷̷l̷ ̷b̷a̷̷t̷ ̷ B̷̷u̷̷t̷, ̷h̷̷e̷̷y̷, ̷I̷ ̷c̷a̷̷n̷'̷t̷ ̷c̷̷o̷̷n̷̷t̷̷r̷̷o̷̷l̷ ̷t̷̷h̷̷e̷ ̷u̷̷r̷̷g̷̷e̷! ̷ N̷̷o̷̷b̷̷o̷̷d̷̷y̷'̷s̷ ̷g̷̷o̷̷n̷̷n̷a̷ ̷b̷̷l̷a̷̷m̷̷e̷ ̷m̷̷e̷ ̷f̷̷o̷̷r̷ ̷t̷̷h̷a̷̷t̷
#lies of p carlo#lies of p#carlo geppetto#fanart#the distortionist#ghost and pals#(I just thought it would be sick to see sir carlo as crispy ok)#(this is a direct redraw from the distortionist)#(listen the song works for sir carlo in my head ok)#(just a silly doodle anyway)#tea art
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#baela targaryen#baela the brave#team black#house targaryen#house of the dragon#hotd#I hope she burns sir crispys ass
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Crispy Cole always blaming others for his own mess 🙄
#sir criston cole#crispy cole#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#tv show#tv shows#criston cole#greens#brother ewwww#hotd thoughts#hotd spoilers#hotd season 2#hotd
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"I once vied for Queen Rhaenyra's hand, before she wed Ser Laenor. I always liked her spirit. She had the true blood of the dragon." ― Willem Blackwood
This is how a real man handles rejection!
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Your honor the British pink fuck and the British slithery boi are the same character.
#regular show#AND SIR PENTIOUS WOULD 70% PAY NIFFTY VAGGIE AND CHARLIE WITH LOLLIPOPS YOU CAN'T SAY NO I KNOW#AND POPS' LAUGH HAS THE PERSONALITY OF SIR PENTIOUS THE RETARDED WHIMSY TYPE OF LAUGH BRO FR FR#BRO LITERALLY HAS THE SAME TYPE OF WHINY BRITISH FUCK VOICE SIR PENTIOUS JUST HAS A MORE CRISPY ONE#regular show pops#pops#hazbin hotel sir pentious#sir pentious#hazbin hotel#xd
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I'm ngl seeing daemon and rhaenyra fighting this ep was so sad bcs ljke I'm such a hopeless romantic 😭 I love love the show but at the same time I ache for them to be able to all just settle down and be happy
#give everyones suffering to sir crispy cole#i beg#this is coming from someone who hadnt finished s6 of tbe rookie bcs they dont want to watch tim and lucy break up#i cant do it#it makes me cry#i was watching this ep at work like 😦#hotd#house of the dragon
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Fuck Sir Crispy smh
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My genuine reaction to the fact that while watching the latest episode of House of The Dragon with my FATHERRRR mind you, IS WHEN AEMOND TARGARYEN DECIDES TO STAND UP AND EXPOSE HIS HIGHTOWER HELP-
#house of the dragon#HOTD#hotd spoilers#hotd season 2#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#team black#team green#hotd episode 3#alicent hightower#sir crispy#rhaenyra targaryen#dad things#brothewayiinstantlylookeddownatmyphonikeitwasthemostinterestingthingintheworld#HELP#aemondshightowerifykyk
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heeeeeeeyyy. so quick quesh, did you watch hazbin hotel or do you watch hazbin hotel????
Yes, I did!! I like the show a bit, I don’t enjoy the controversies the creator is in though……. But overall it was a pretty cool show!!
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If only Sir Crispy hit his head in a six-foot-deep hole and then got buried with the dirt... *spits*
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My cookies are melting
#so funny to me when that happens. sir you are supposed to be solidifying into a delicious crispy treat#not turning into a puddle of sugar flour and chocolate#anyway these are the first solo cookies i made so if i hadnt made this recipe before i would be freaking out#mb's two am rambling
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godddddd. criston shut the fuck up challenge. criston go tf away challenge.
#look sir crispy don’t you have like better shit to do than be this fucking petty??#like how do you have the time??#god some people really should just be sent away to war#like viserys ik you’re a lil delulu rn but like make up a geopolitical conflict and send him the fuck away to go handle it
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DABI AS A BOYFRIEND ✫

✫ incurably watches you sleep. you get used to waking up to it eventually. maybe.
✫ neck kisses all the time
✫ his communication skills are shit. you feel like a kindergarten teacher explaining to his expressionless face how to talk about our feelings
✫ he keeps a hand on your back or your shoulder or in your hair when you’re together, absently keeping track of you
✫ “you’re cute when you’re scared.”
✫ warm ass hands
✫ he definitely has a weird and scary thing for pain. “you want to touch the staples? yeah, you can touch them. you can rip them out of my face with your teeth if you like.”
✫ dabi doesn’t do nicknames. pet names are once in a blue moon.
✫ driest texter to walk the earth
✫ the self deprecating jokes are actually mad funny. sir please stop calling yourself crispy
✫ gets very um. creative about degradation.
✫ it’s all “come get in the shower with me” and then you stick a toe in and the water is two degrees away from freezing to ice. sorry not all of us have fire inside okay
✫ he doesn’t like you cautious around his injuries, even treating/tending them: “stop being fucking gentle with me.”
#dabi#mha dabi#bnha dabi#todoroki touya#touya todoroki#touya x reader#dabi x reader#dabi x you#touya todoroki x you#touya todoroki headcanons#dabi todoroki#dabi smut#dabi headcanons#mha x reader#x reader
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♡ sheriff!rafe and farmer’s!daughter!reader get into an argument after an old friend spots them together..
warnings: implied age gap, secrecy, implication of rafe and reader’s age gap being taboo, rafe calls reader his niece, arguing, crying, angst, brief mention of reader’s mom leaving her and her dad, reassurance + comfort, fluff
wc: 2.1k
rafe glanced around the room, his guard standing tall as you hummed to the song playing over the old speakers from the jukebox in the corner. flipping through the restaurant’s menu, you looked up and kicked rafe under the table once you saw how tense he was. “you’re stressin’ me out, can you stop that already?” you rolled your eyes, wishing he wasn’t so uptight about someone from back home seeing you two out together. you were already in a different town for crying out loud!!
rafe grumbled an apology before taking a swig from his beer, his eyes softening once he saw the slightly hurt expression on your face. “we’re not committing a crime by having dinner.. for once, can you just let loose someplace that isn’t in private?” rafe swallowed thickly, giving you a curt nod before the waitress walked up to your booth. “are you ready to order babe?” she chirped, flashing you a sweet smile while she held her pen to her notepad. “yes ma’am, may i get your classic cheeseburger, and make the fries extra crispy with that, please?” she hummed, quickly scribbling on the paper.
“and for you.. sir?” you cleared your throat awkwardly at the formality, considering just moments ago she called you ‘babe’. ignoring the implication that rafe was obviously an older gentleman, he gave the waitress his order and let out a scoff once she disappeared into the kitchen. “i think you care too much about what people think about us, rafe.” you took a sip from your cherry cola, your feet rocking back and forth in your boots as the man in front of you eyed you carefully. “i am the way that i am because i don’t want people to scrutinize you. you could only imagine the type of things people say when they see people in a relationship like ours.”
you shook your head, sighing out in frustration. “we’ve been screwing in the motel across the street all weekend, haven’t we?” rafe’s eyes widened at your words, his voice lowering as he leaned in and gritted his teeth. “will you keep your voice down?!” he whispered. “i’m just saying! it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks, we’re far past the point of caring, no?” rafe pinched the bridge of his nose, the adam’s apple in his throat bobbing as he gripped the beer in his hand even tighter. “yeah, you would think that.” your head shot up at his words, your gaze narrowing at him as you felt your stomach churn.
“and why is that? because i’m too young to understand?” you felt your patience dwindling down with each passing second rafe didn’t respond, “i’m not too young for you when you want me to understand how you want me to suck you off.” rafe blinked, his nostrils flaring as he adjusted the hat on his head. “don’t do that.” he warned you, his voice coming out hard and still. maybe it was the angry feeling you had brewing in your chest, but suddenly you felt the urge to keep pushing his buttons. “don’t do what? tell you the truth?” here we go..
“you know— you go around town sitting up on your moral high horse, acting like you’re so righteous, but really you’re just like every man out there. you want to have your way with me, which you ultimately do, but you want me without facing the reality of it, including getting weird looks and being judged. i get in trouble with the law, i party, i drink and i cuss and i look good doing it, and you can’t stand that i don’t give a single fuck about what people think of me. if i cared enough to keep up ‘appearances’ like you do, i wouldn’t be sitting here with you right now, let alone allowing you to take me to an entire different town all so that we could share a fucking meal together. why don’t you try understanding that, asshole.”
rafe tongued his cheek as he glared at you, genuinely at a loss for words. just as rafe opened his mouth to say something, another man’s voice cut in. “holy shit. s’that you, rafe?” fixing your attention on the man who approached your table, rafe couldn’t help but feel his heart drop to his stomach upon recognizing the familar face. “barry?” he got up, extending an arm, “shit, man, how long has it been?” you watched as they shook hands, both of them catching up as if you weren’t sitting right in front of their faces. it wasn’t until you locked eyes with the beefy brunette before he excused himself.
“sorry,” he cleared his throat, “how rude of me.. who’s this pretty little thing?” you smiled sheepishly as he reached for your hand, your cheeks heating once his lips met your knuckles. rafe couldn’t stand the sight. he felt like he could break his beer bottle over barry’s head right now. “this is—” you cut rafe off, completely ignoring the heat of his gaze burning into the side of your face, “y/n.” barry smiled, the gold glint of his tooth catching your attention. “my, that’s sure a fitting name for such a sweet—” rafe stepped between you two, a look of warning passing through his eyes.
“y/n, this is barry, we went to the same police training academy way back in the day.” barry stood upright, his hand coming up to stroke his goatee. “it’s nice to meet you, ‘pretty..” you didn’t miss the way barry’s eyes traveled down your cleavage, his tongue poking out as he ran the muscle along his bottom lip. “she’s my niece, actually, we’ll be heading back to town soon.” the way everything came to a screeching halt, you could’ve sworn you a car crashed inside your mind when those words left rafe’s mouth. barry visibly recoiled, his eyesbrows shooting up at the false revelation.
“oh, wow! that’s great, that’s great..” he trailed off, pursing his lips together awkwardly as the silence between him and rafe stretched beyond their comfort. you still couldn’t believe your ears, surely they were playing tricks on you, right?
..right?
you decided right then and there that two can play at that game. “you should’ve told me you had some hot friends, uncle, i would’ve hitched a ride back to town a long time ago!” you smiled, resting a hand on barry’s arm, “where are you headed off to, handsome?” rafe was sure his face matched the color of the deep red walls of the restaurant, his fists clenching at his sides as he watched you tenderly stroke another man’s flesh. without warning, rafe yanked you up from your seat, a surprised yelp sounding from your lips as he angrily guided you out of the diner.
“it was nice seeing you, man, i’ll catch you around.” rafe didn’t even so much as spare barry a single glance as he dumped you back on your feet outside, an irritated look written all over your face. “your niece?!” feeling your skin grow hot with rage, you shoved him away before he could get close to you again. crossing your arms over your chest, you ran across the street back to the motel, ignoring his calls as he chased after you. bursting through the door of your shared room, you locked it behind you before rafe could catch up. “let me in!” he banged on the thick wood, the force alone seemingly making the walls shake.
“just leave! leave and don’t come back!” you shouted, tears now streaming down your face. for the first time during this entire thing you’ve had going on with rafe, you felt complete and utter shame. unlike him, he’s been living with it knowing that being with you wasn’t socially acceptable. he knew he had a reputation to uphold but he found himself unable to think about anything or anyone else after he first saw you that night topper dragged you into the station. he knew it was wrong, but quickly you had him doing things and feeling things he had never felt or done before. all of it was fucked up.
“please let me in, i just wanna talk to you.. i need you to hear me out and let me explain.” you hiccuped, your chin wobbling as you shook your head at his desperate plea. “you should’ve never let things go this far if you didn’t want me. i don’t need you, rafe.” of course, that was a lie. you had already let yourself become too emotionally invested in this man for you to really mean that, and you hated yourself for it. “i don’t need to hear shit, i heard enough already.” rafe sighed, his eyes screwing shut as he let his fist fall from the door. knowing he was going to have to get in there one way or another, rafe made his way to the outdated receptionist desk where he asked for another room key.
sniffling, you laid yourself down on the bed, your cheeks damp as you dried your face. you just wanted to go home already and forget about everything that transpired, forget about him. speaking of.. you groaned when you heard the lock click open, rafe stepping through the door shortly after. “i’m not talking to you.” you scooted further up the bed as he got closer, his hands shooting up in defense. “you don’t have to, i just want you to listen to what i have to say— can i sit right here?” you eyed the corner of the bed furthest from you before looking away from him.
taking that as you bidding him your permission, he sat down, hating the amount of space between you two. “i’m sorry,” he started, “i’ve never been in a predicament like this, alright? i don’t know the first thing about being with someone, let alone with someone like you. we’re nothing alike, but i find myself drawn to you anyways. i get mad at you, and i tell you shit, because i care. i care about how you go through this world, and i care about how people treat you. i hate hearing the way people talk about you, ‘saying that you just tear through town causing all sorts of trouble when they don’t know anything about you.” rafe swallowed thickly.
“you don’t think i know that already? rafe, my mom skipped town because she decided that the country life wasn’t what she wanted. she left me and my dad for the city when we both needed her and he tried his best to keep me in line, and look where that got me. I’ve been making my own decisions and getting criticized for it for a long time already, i’ve heard just about everything in the book. hell, i find it strange when i don’t get ugly looks. it’s you who can’t stand that idea.” hearing you acknowledge what he’s been scared of all along tugged at his heartstrings.
“if i want to go around screwing with a sheriff then i’m going to do it without caring about anyone else’s feelings but my own. i can’t even say that i just ‘like’ you because i feel way more for you than that.” you knew what you were saying was basically a confession right now, but you didn’t care. rafe felt his chest threatening to cave in on itself as he watched the way your features softened. you loved him while he had been keeping you at arm’s length at that wasn’t fair. with tension still lingering in the air, rafe was debating on whether or not you’d give him a right hook if he tackled you into a hug right now.
“i know we’re fighting, but come here..” at this, you met his gaze. as much as you wanted to hold a grudge and make him feel what you felt when he introduced you as something you’re not, you needed to feel his arms around you more than anything else. jaw clenching, you stood up and made your way over to where he sat. with hesitant hands, rafe held onto your waist before embracing you and taking you into his lap.
“i’m so sorry, sweetheart,” he pressed a kiss to the crown of your head, “i’m gonna work on my own shit, i swear it to you.” you let yourself be fully embraced by him, the smell of his aftershave providing you with an odd sense of comfort. “mhhm..” you hummed, refraining from smiling as best as you could. “no i mean it,” he stared down at you, “but i need you to promise me that you’ll work on cleaning up your act. i can’t follow you around in my patrol car every second of the day.” technically rafe already did that, but you figured you could make some changes too if he was more than willing to do the same.
“fine, but just know this; if you ever call me your niece again, you’re gonna have to throw away the key next time i get sent to the station.”

thank you nonnie for celebrating with me ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
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