#sitcom now please
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robert baratheon's small council was hysterical actually:
• old ass father figure
• boybestfriend's wife's weird incel friend
• lannister boot licker maester
• the most influential spy in the world who definitely cannot be trusted
• hated repressed younger brother
• hedonistic teenage gay brother as master of laws (??)
• secret targaryen loyalist
#sitcom now please#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#robert baratheon#petyr baelish#stannis baratheon#renly baratheon#barristan selmy#a game of thrones#i’m cleaning out my drafts i can’t remember when i made this post but. so true past me
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welp they're truly on the run from the Empire now. ....TOGETHER. how long until crosshair cracks
Memes: The Bad Batch | Ahsoka
#crosshair & omega fugitive comedy sitcom NOW PLEASE#the potential of these two buddies on the run#omega: “ok lets dye our hair get contacts change our outfits get new names and buy an rv”#crosshair: “...please just let me be grumpy in silence”#FINALLY getting the team we've been waiting for!!#the bad batch spoilers#tbb spoilers#the bad batch season 3#the bad batch#tbb#tbb omega#tbb crosshair#the bad batch memes
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people keep saying a “will they won’t they” always has the chance of ending up in a “won’t they” when it’s in a comedy show with a romance subplot and can I just ask what shows are you guys watching? like this is no longer skirting around a romantic undertones situation we are full blown “build up to a romance” arc right now and I cannot recall a singular sitcom where the romantic tension was left unresolved. this is pure ship bait right now cannot believe they are having you all on
#they pulled out the ‘this is a different better kind of love’ and ‘how could they date - he’s his boss!’ lines#and you guys are just pretending like they’re not messing with you? right in your faces???#i can only name one sitcom where the ‘will they won’t they’ was a ‘won’t they’ and that was crazy ex girlfriend#and we knew that from the start because that girl clearly needed medication not dick#please. please can we accept this is stupid writing if they don’t kiss now#THEY PLAYED GET OUT BY JOJO ARE YOU JOKING!!??#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#wwdits critical
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helloooo mr. fair~
#*leans seductively on my motorcycle*#*TIPS AND FALLS OVER VERY LOUDLY* *SITCOM AUDIENCE LAUGHTER SOUND EFFECT*#ffvii#zack fair#my art <3#every time i see these final fantasy men on their cool motorbikes doing stunt jumps and blowing things up#all i can think is. PUT A HELMET ON IDIOT!!! WEAR SOME LEATHERS!!! OR SOMETHING!!! ANYTHING PLEASE ur gonna get peeled like an orange :(#kunsel's voice echoes: there's a time and place for everything and it is HERE AND NOW
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Revelation 12:7-9
remember what I said about their wings being retractable
#dreams of an insomniac#alex williams doai#ibispaint art#my art shit#made in ibis paint#Please don’t steal the image quality tumblr#PLEASE#Now my signature style#Dramatic lighting that makes no sense and has no discernible light source ™#doai sitcom au#veldigun!alex
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Janet TheGoodPlace my beloved
#ive been watching through like 2010s sitcoms that i never watched while they were on#right now im on the good place#i just finished season two so no one spoil me please#she is my everything#favorite nonbinary not-a-robot
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Hey guys! Do you remember this post from two months ago? you don't? Completely understandable!
As promised, I have finished the relationship chart for the doai sitcom au, with the edition of ocs if you so choose :3. Here are my particular headcannons for before Lankmann dies:
and here are for the ones after:
BONUS: OC template + the ones for Jinx
If you use these, please make sure you credit me! Thank you guys for your patience, and I'm sorry for how long these took. But I sincerely hope you enjoy them!
Just in case, the characters (going clockwise) are Clyde, Winfrey, Alex (Veldigun Alex post-breakout), Patient 66, Simon, Mortimer (Veldigun Mortimer post-breakout), Lankmann, The Flock, Klaus, and Jack.
#dreams of an insomniac#doai sitcom au#clyde doai#winfrey doai#alex williams doai#patient 66 doai#simon doai#mortimer gray doai#mortimer doai#doai mortimer#lankmann doai#the flock doai#klaus doai#jack doai#please ignore that you can't see the yellow arrows with the background sorry guys ;_;#also the drawings of lankmann Klaus and jack are the first time ive drawn them so forgive me if they're bad#especially lankmann im so sorry#I also apologize if you can't read my handwriting lol#y'know what#I'll add an image description later#oc: jinx ~ the bellflower witch#doai oc#ok bye now
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I just know that if ROTI took place two years later, Mike would not shut up about NBC’s Community
#alex’s td rambles#I can’t explain it but he would be obsessed#his favorite character is for sure Abed but Annie’s a close second#his favorite season was season two#I’m not sure what his favorite episode is JUST KIDDING it’s epidemiology#he would be. so insufferable about this show. and I love him for it#mike: zoey you don’t understand dan harmon is a genius#zoey: that’s nice babe can we watch friends now please#they’re both sitcom enjoyers but Zoey’s more into classics like friends and bmw and that 70s show#while Mike’s more into like Community and Parks & Rec and early seasons of The Office#oh Zoey is also 100% a Disney sitcom enjoyer#she ate up Girl Meets World#and she has very strong opinions on the Descendants movies as well#Mike watches IASIP with Scott because he’s afraid everyone else will hate it and they fight and make out the whole time
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tfw you’re dog sitting in the granny flat of your high school besties family home and you’re not planning on even going into the main house at all but the constant rain scuppered your laundry plans so when you turn up for day one (of eight) you decide to pop into the main house to run a load only to find the kitchen has sprung a not–insignificant leak 🤡
#had to call her emergency contact uncle and be like. hey i’m a total stranger in your brothers house and it’s leaking :-) please help :-)#he came over right away and stopped the leak + helped soak up as much as we could#but their under counter cabinets are probably busted#and also their kitchen looks like a bomb hit it because we pulled all the appliances + drawers out#and all the doors are open to air out#haven’t told them because it’s not that serious and there’s nothing that needs to be done right now but#am not looking forward for them to come home four days before christmas to hear about how their house almost flooded#like if i hadnt had to do my laundry there’s a good chance the place would have flooded flooded over eight days#anyways. my life continues to be like a badly written sitcom#personal
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#need to live in a sitcom apartment complex where all my friends are down the hall and we can just hangout whenever#I genuinely think this prolonged lack of ‘face time’/conversation is shaving years off my life lmao#I should be sleeping but man. idk. it’s hard.#and I feel like being out in classes for a handful of hours every week makes it more pronounced. I get embarrassingly excited and it shows#like I can feel myself freaking people out in real time lmfao no one is that excited about small talk.#& I always feel selfish maybe?? or something idk it’s almost a panicky feeling when the conversation dies#please no come back lol I can fill the air more I promise#but I think that makes me exhausting to be around since no one else seems to be in a similar boat#I get it even if it makes me sad + another reason having a lot of people around would solve it yk#like I can just rotate around so I can meet my needs without bothering people#fever dream ofc that will never happen for many reasons but still. idk.#sighs. anyways. sleep maybe now idk.
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Do you know how many TV shows I've had to stop watching because all the characters were deeply unlikable and consistently acted against their own self-interest (and not in a tragic, well-written way but in drama-brings-in-ratings kind of way)? There is truly so much bad TV out there and they're making more everyday.
#sitcom characters please stop sleeping with your coworkers#and ruining lives over deeply average people#anyways#I'm between shows right now#recommend me something
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My favorite sitcom moment
#Youtube#tv: a different world#it’s sad how kadeem and jasmine hated the scene cuz it was iconic#video#View post#Die! just die!#that line takes me OUT every time 😂😂😂😂#this is an iconic moment in black sitcom history#but i love how everyone years and years later is like this was so corny nigga shit. kadeem hardison hated it. jasmine hated it.#cause like nigga tf you mean you wanna marry me now? not 5 months ago you aint want me anymore#whew. ghetto! but its about the drama🤌🏼#a different world#whitley × dwayne#i LOVE this scene#I never get tired of it#it's the 'baby please' for me 😩😩😭😭#throwing up and crying#my mom and i were watching this tonight heheh
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i think i might be aromantic btw
#not saying that definitively & yk sexualities change but for now i think that best fits me#i can’t remember the last time i had a genuine crush on someone that wasn’t manipulated or felt forced just because we were close#it’s been maybe 5 years ?#i think about my future & don’t likely see a romantic partner—it’s not totally out of the question but i don’t really think i want one#i would like a qpr though like Yes Please—& a lot of friends that all live together like a sitcom#but yeah that’s how i feel about it rn#anyways#rose.txt
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Snap you are the king of sexy funny back when you did Yamtien just goes to show you have a talent for humor and cheesecake.
there's something about the title 'king of sexy funny' that's really tickling me thank you so much anon ill take that crown with honor
#snap chats#please 'king of sexy funny back' was my fathers name#the joke is that my dad would Nonstop play Sexy Back in the car every day he drove me to school. also hes funny.#which was every day while i was in elementary. and then he and my mom got into the Theyre Practically Divorced fight#and then Love The Way You Lie was added to the playlist theyre filipino they dont believe in divorce yk the works#not even a fight my dad just finally called her out.... anyways...#thats a dusty as hell crown i havent drawn yamtien in literal years#OH YEAH I DID DO SEXY HUMOR I GUESS I REMEMBER SOME OF MY COMICS BEING SUSPECT AS HELL#but of course... need the funny....#im a different man now. i havent done humor like that In Literal Years 2x#like truly the last time i did that WAS those comics#what even was the last sexy or sexy/funny thing i drew...... its just been family sitcoms in my brain for months now....#checking my folders hang on OH JO yeah.#ASIDE FROM THAT THO i really dont do anything. Saucy anymore#someone remind me to delete that actually ive been meaning to go on an art purge but i keep getting side tracked#not a MAJOR one just ones that keep bothering me#ik on the internet eveything is forever but id like to scroll through my own blog without getting flashbanged by stuff i dont like anymore#ive been meaning to delete some ao3 fics too but again... keep getting sidetracked...#THIS TAG RAMBLE IS SO DAMN LONG IM SO SORRY utterly off track.
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spiders . black . . . 50 shades basement . . might not know not . . sticky . . temperature difference . . . regulation . . . uncanney valley rods and cones metapore coagulating differently . . . biting not knowing what that means . . eating prey feels good. . . sticking to walls feels good. . . not knowing up from down feels good. . . . a different temperature . . . predicting the future of flies . . . . flies spawing . . . out of the ass of my dog. . . . Immediately in the city. . . . not a fly in sight till now. gravel only . .. . a gap in the earths core. . . . . cold temp . regulating . . . eyes adapting . . . using gravity differently . . . the moon . . . chaser . . gravity giver . . false rep of the moon . confusing us . virgin moon . . untouchable magnet marbell. north star . moon like similar maybe . pushing effect . . . sun . . . pulling effect . . . ripping time . . . In the well . . . In the coolness . . not needing light vision . . cats eyes hurting . . . cat eyes . . seeing it first. . from the treeing it coming from miles away. atop the masses . . like the sasquatch . . Its there . a bear . . on a branch while it happened. . . a bing boing. . . a slinky duct taped to a rubber ball. bounced around .
flapping wing
ugly sightls
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rods and cones mashed together.
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Ignoring nose in my field of vision
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spiders crawling on my skin
ffeeling anxious
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feeling like a black widow
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like my grandma
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setting traps.
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predicting future to survive.
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comfy bed
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poor vision
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extra demention.
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loving in touching
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water being close to water.
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living in water
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finding that balance.
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maybe thats better.
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trying new things
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bioshock
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snowflake
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driving by iceburgs..
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what a magnet.
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undertog
tow
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massive
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Idk
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underwater in the dark
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In known properties
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rods and cones bending light.
.so much
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affecting outcomes
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quantum something
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kissing matters
keeping it simple
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letting them know how you feel
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tldr.
ending
#for now#tags#false endings#sitcoms#seinfeld#inner dialoge#inner dialoge conflicting with outer dialoge#macbeth#musicals needed for action#teaching how to communicate#less sad seeming#robots better now#moving water how they should#water and a speck#my pixel#protecting my baby#video game reference#koji kondo#death stranding#this baby#a warning of something underneath#coagulating#a way to protect you#from nature#acting out of line#liquid dispersing from your body#nature wanting more#more water please#water collectors#.
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i'm going to start sitcom superiority discourse for a CAUSE!
WHICH OF THESE USA SITCOMS IS THE MOST INSUFFERABLE TO YOU?
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