serious question: do you think neloth is actually bald or just shaves his hair?
I have wondered this myself forever and I honestly don’t know. I know he was bald in Morrowind as well as Skyrim so it might be possible that he’s just straight up bald because he’s old. If he isn’t naturally bald then it’s more likely that he’s created some sort of spell of potion to stop his hair growth because let’s be honest, do you really think he’s gonna bother having to constantly shave his head every month or so to stay bald? Such menial tasks are too time consuming for him.
My silly little personal head canon is that he had luxurious, beautiful wizard hair in his prime, but a faulty experimental spell accidentally turned it into snakes, and all the Telvanni laughed and teased him for decades. He was so humiliated and mortified that he just vowed to stay bald for the rest of his life, so that such an accident may never happen again. Once he approached his golden years, he naturally went bald and no longer had to worry about constant hair removal ✨
Where is spelunking Barbie. Where is the Barbie who dug too deep. Where is the Barbie who felt the call of the deep and began the arduous crawl into the crevice barely the height of her body laying down and realized too late that she couldn't turn around as her bedazzled pink headlamp began to flicker and the only way to go was forward, hand over agonizing hand, into the infinite, breathing dark
I don’t think I’ll ever describe my clothing style better than I did once in my second year of high school when I said I dressed as if “I had a philosophy lecture at 5 but church at 6″
Mind you I do English and have never stepped foot in a church unless school told me to which honestly makes it a little funnier but the vibe is on point