#sleep magic problems

[a2zillustration]

Does croissant and gale get married in your story?

It's certainly something they plan to do!

But not just yet.

🥐 Croissant Adventures Masterpost 🥐

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 335

Danny Phantom and… Naruto crossover? Yep. 

Because Uzumakis? Canonically bat shit insane. Will look at Death and laugh. Probably invite them to dinner. Will create things just because they can, with no care for what types of rules of reality they are actively breaking. Will take a look at those rules as suggestions. 

And Uzu? An entire island nation who got slaughtered, who were betrayed. They have Unfinished Business! Things to DO! Projects to FINISH! Descendents to FIND! If they can find a way from this green place! 

And then? There is a child. Like, if someone took the appearance of an Uchiha and gave them the disposition of one of them. He is Lost. Was following a map, that they all wanna grab because oooh they wanna learn how it works and make their Own! Sentient Map! Give! 

But? The child? Mentions that some ghosts can break through the bounds of this reality? Can get back to the land of the living? They just need? To figure out which direction to go in? And anyone knows, you give the Uzumakis even the slightest chance of success, and they will all take hold like a small angry dog. 

It is Chaos. The dead have risen. The entire Uzumaki clan are back- again! Unkillable! Can fly! Can go through walls. Invisible! And that’s just the basics! They are vicious, petty, angry bastards that need no sleep! Will be taking all their stolen stuff back now!

Have formed an alliance with the Uchiha ghosts, who are pissed. It is an unholy thing of explosions and spite. 

[fatedroses]

Many things were used to describe the mad hermit of Amaurot: a drunkard, degenerate, cynical, and even monstrous by those who stirred trouble for the newly appointed Azem. But nothing could prepare Emet-Selch for what he would see for himself, when offered a chance to meet the Sun's Shadow.

[melz-367]

What's your favorite MasonYew HC?

asked in true valentines day spirit <333

oh gosh I am partially obsessed with the idea of Jake being Michael's safe person for so many reasons, but my personal favourite is because he just knows him.

like if Michael's had a bad day or something and is just completely wasted, flopped on his bunk in cabin seven like a potato and Jake walks in and spots him, he knows what he needs instantly

Michael's convinced Jake is prophetic or something at this point, because he knows exactly what works best for him in every situation even when he doesn't know what he needs

he'll be upset, thinking about spending some time inside cuddling to forget everything, but Jake knows better and drags him outside into the forest, walking amongst the trees and getting him to talk about it until Michael just flops into his arms and vents. And surprisingly enough, he feels a hell of a lot better afterwards and Jake teases him about always being right

but I love the idea that it just confuses Michael so much, because he's looking at Jake like 'how do you know this about me?' and Jake just shrugs

"Boyfriend magic. Let's go bake cookies."

🤷🏻‍♀️

[randomtheidiot]

Nate Adams and Ash Ketchum are on opposite ends of the kids show monster collector spectrum.

[hana-bobo-finch]

HOW DO YOU WRITE CHARACTER SUMMARIES

[hiimcanadia]

I think even before I really became a full fledged tummy lover I've always thought that some people would be significantly happier if they just embraced being fat.

Like. My mom has been fat for my entire life- so at least 20 years. She has this pair of pants that she's had I'm pretty sure since before I was born that she calls her "goal pants." I tried them on once when I was 14 and they were already too small for me. And every time she brings them up I'm always like. Does this make you happy? Do you get any joy out of having a pair of pants in your closet that you have not been able to fit for at least 20 years? Don't you think you'd have a much healthier relationship with your body if you weren't always waiting for it to finally be a size 14 again??

Idk man I just wish it were easier for some people to come to terms with the fact that they are probably always going to be fat and that it's literally completely okay. I wish society at large was nicer to fat people so that it could be easier for everyone to just be happy with their body. I wish I knew how to explain to people I love that they don't need to be skinny

[britcision]

So partner and I are nearly done the first season of Arcane

And listen

We all knew Mr Who Needs Therapy When I Can Be Edgy And Menacing With My Robot Eye wasn’t going to suddenly realise the wonders of psychological health and good coping mechanisms just because he’s acquired a sad blue child

He already murdered his bf it’s too late anyway

But post time skip I do think he’s really starting to question that decision, and I think that’s beautiful

Of course, his solution thus far has been “uuuuuh what if we have matching trauma”, and I bet I know how that’s gonna go for him 👀

[princelyhelp]

no fr fr why is the rpc always doing the MOST and causing drama out of nothing?? like go do your god damn replies if you’re that bored jeez 🙄

girl i need to do mine because here i am adding fuel to the fire

[anthromimicry]

[10-dutchies-12-bicycles]

*ominous thunder overhead (to set the mood)* guys im afraid im going to have to do an italian cast on after all..................

[squeezysgardenofcakes]

fuck it *mlpifies a rarepair*

[jesusbutbetterrr]

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[eyehunger]

Mora would not be able to survive alone in vesseled au

[italoniponic]

Octaville ch3 where everything is the same but Yuu convinces Leona to help them by spending the whole night chanting/screaming "LOCK BALLS" like in the Gollum game. And now the entire dorm is a bit wary of Yuu every time they remember that occasion

[guinevereslancelot]

planted all my plants for spring ☺️