#smart and sassy

[willowser]

aww aww katsuki coming home to find you and your kiddos in the kitchen, a disarray of gingerbread and icing and candies spread out across the dining room table.

you'd managed to dye your daughters frosting pink, and she's jumping up and down on her tippy-toes when she sees him, grinning so hard the tendons in her neck are straining. she'd wanted to build and decorate her own gingerbread house this year, but so far she's spent the last twenty minutes being very particular about only the first wall.

"daddy!" she leans her head all the way back when he puts his hand on her face, giggling beneath his palm with her little squished nose. "look at mine, look at mine!"

your wobbly son jumps up in his own chair, using the table as leverage to balance himself as he lets out a squeal of gibberish that vaugely sounds like an echo of what his sister is saying. at the excited pitch in his voice, her head whips around, free from katsuki's grip as her brows furrow.

"he's not even decorating anything," she protests—and she's not wrong; whatever your little boy is doing hardly classifies as 'decorating', and is more like 'eating all the frosting he can before getting caught'. there is a mess of sugar dried all around his mouth.

still, your son squeals in his chair, jumping up and down with even more energy when you place a hand on his butt, in case he slips. the promise of you only encourages him, and katsuki reaches across the table to snatch him up when he tries to get his little knee up on the surface.

your daughter's frown grows; sharing attention remains a soft spot for her. instead of saying anything, she only makes an annoyed little sound and presses her cheek into her dad's hip.

"stuff's gonna give you cavities," katsuki murmurs, though he picks up a few red and green candies and shares them with your already sugary boy—who hums happily. "need a toothbrush for christmas."

"no," your daughter pulls back and tugs on his belt loops, sneering up at him playfully when he pinches her nose. "you have cavities!"

katsuki makes a point to bare his teeth at her, and then presses his forehead to his son and does the same until they're both giggling. "ain't me, bighead,"

"you're a bighead!"

"yeah, 'n i am big, so what's your excuse?" a wicked little grin splits his face when she starts swinging on him, and he deposits your son into your lap before scooping her up off her feet, her girlish scream vibrant and happy in the space around you.

katsuki waits until she calms down a bit, holding her to his chest like a baby, before coming around the table to get a good look at her little pink masterpiece. he presses his mouth into her hair, like he does with you, and her little ruby eyes sparkle when he murmurs, "looks good, kid,"—just to her and only to her.

[mrgaretcarter]

Sassy was The realest character on ted lasso

wanted to fuck ted on sight (and did)

hated rupert until the end (correct)

raised a great kid (nora is so cool)

did not wanna date ted (smart, never over his ex)

insulted rupert at every opportunity (dream)

loves rebecca (same)

forgave rebecca no questions asked (true friend)

loves keeley (same)

had a bad feeling just before rebecca met boatman (visionary)

[wolfnesta]

“I was forced to watch as my father butchered the female I loved. My brothers forced me to watch.”

“There was no magic spell, no miracle to bring her back. There were no gathered High Lords to resurrect her. I watched, and she died, and I will never forget that moment when I heard her heart stop beating.”

“Tamlin got what I didn't," Lucien said softly, his breathing ragged. "We all heard your neck break. But you got to come back.” — acomaf

Lucien Vanserra 😭　my sweetest, my dearest you deserve the world 🥺💔

[myenterpriseisparked]

Me, starting to watch TOS again:

[strawberrystepmom]

god help the teacher who calls us in to discuss satomi bc satoru is walking into that room defensive with his arms folded already

[nuttynutcycle]

Prompt 406

"Really?" The villain quirked a brow. "You're going to fight the water elemental in a spray park." They clapped and gave a low whistle. "Truly, the epitome of brilliance."

[pinkandblueblurbs]

matthew mcconaughey in true detective is one of the sexiest sons of bitches holy shit

[smilesrobotlover]

Idk if I shared that first drawing cuz I drew it and hated it so much and I got depressed and I never shared it but it’s actually not that bad lol. Also a meme with how weird Leaf is (apparently he’s a male?? And I didn’t actually know that? It doesn’t affect his design too much tho male fairies wear little dresses too lol)

[jokerislandgirl32]

It’s International Women’s Day!

Aviva

Koki

Donita

Paisley

Let’s hear it for the leading ladies in Wild Kratts! These women are amazing!

[notmoreflippingelves]

Thinking about how aggravating it is that fandom boils down a lot of really fascinating Ace Attorney ships to "oh, so we're copying narumitsu's homework again, are we?" --as though the only reason that someone might find plausibly these ships (romantic and/or platonic) interesting is surface-level similarities to the fandom juggernaut pairing and not like the compelling characters and their established bonds in and of themselves.

[mariatesstruther]

just wrote a lil somethin somethin im reslly excited for. kind of a foil to the conversation between maria and ellie in 1x06 in which maria makes things right given the information she (hopefully) has in retrospect once ellie and joel get back

BUT I NEED SOME HELP YALL—what is ellie’s favorite color???? was it ever mentioned in the game/show or is there like some sort of fandom consensus?? do yall have opinions??

[mega-aulover]

Better Tomorrow

Chapter Eleven

Summary: Katniss has two problems. eta- How does she pay off her debt for the bread? le- How can she get him to stop proposing to her? Solution- offer to marry Peeta to help him and pay him for the debt she owes him while getting Gale off her back. Simple, right? WRONG!

Rated M- Marriage Contract Trigger Warning mentions of violence, violence, Non-Consensual Advances, Aggressive Behavior, Assault

Chapter Summary: Katniss has reported Gale, and now some healing and growth between Katniss and Peeta.

A/N: I revised the chapter to fit within the 30-day timeline, plus added a new scene.

Read Here AO3 & FFN

[chiropterx]

Honestly, Man-Bat would be such a horrifying creature to stumble across in Gotham? At 8'6, he is HUGE, strong enough to carry off a man in his claws while barely slowing down. He might lack the same intelligence he had as Kirk Langstrom but Man-Bat still has keen problem-solving intellect such as picking up an entire wooden desk and throwing it at Batman to hold him in place long enough for an easy bite to the throat. It's that uncanny area between what was once human vs. a hyperpredator making Man-Bat one of the most dangerous creatures to cross whether he's simply hungry enough or has developed a grudge against you for some reason. You can't outrun him and there aren't many places you can hide because not only can he fly, he's able to squeeze into places you yourself would be able to fit into.

[idol-trickster]

OOC: AI shenanigans

Me: Oh yeah, I'll make a character AI Trickster/Ji-woon based on mine, it'll be fun! Me after talking to him while only a quarter done with his 'speech' options: Oh my God- why are you such a menace 😭 You're bullying me and I can't believe I'm actually amused by it!

[her-midas-touch]

Oh my god I love snarky Robin Buckley.

Like, I definitely think it’s somewhat of a cooler façade she was projecting in s3 but I love to think it’s also just this side of her that sparks up in certain types of conversations like with steve, or just that little sarcastic part of her when someone’s very obviously being stupid, misogynistic or a jerk.

[tolicandco]

I never had such a big crush on a fictional character before, my god