#smoothborescattergun

[smoothborescattergun]

Trailer Park Boys x Metalocalypse crossover, go.

Nathan and Julian. 💀

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how do I put text on stamps without it looking uhhh. bad ↴

like I've turned off anti-aliasing but it the dozens of fonts I went through just aren't that pixelart-friendly. also (in photopea at least), turning off aa doesn't seem to keep the outline/stroke from bleeding into the text itself, so I've resorted to duplicating the text layer and only enabling stroke on the lower layer. am I just gonna have to draw the text myself, pixel by pixel?

⬑ examples of good pixel text from my dA favs (by destinysgrace, smoothborescattergun, justyoungheroes, and stu-pixels). does anyone have a tutorial for this? google isn't being very helpful

[findpenpalsover20]

Hello. I'm finding someone who's up pen palling around Europe and who also likes Warcraft, so we could play WoW or Hearthstone together. 🥺 My name is Pat, from Poland. I'm 23 year old, neurodivergent and nonbinary, who uses she/her pronouns (for my own reasons). I love metal and punk music. My favourite animals are horses, large dogs, insects, fishes… I also make and draw random shit.

contact @smoothborescattergun

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Z jakiegoś powodu nie mogłam opublikować nadesłanego posta, ale towar prosto od @smoothborescattergun POLISH FURRY SHITE

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i got tagged by @lyekisses and @headfirstslide a long ass time ago so i’m doing it now!!!

rules: tag 9 people that you want to get to know better

last song: Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day, their best song

last show: The Parkers, spin off of Moesha (not sure if my followers will know lol)

currently watching: Abbott Elementary, it’s so fucking funny! Also planning on finishing Normal People too

currently reading: Nothing💀

curreng obsession: The Strokes & The 1975 unfortunately

Tagging: @brettyimages @poopoopeepeetour @adamsong @fatpussyiero @animalnitratez @mark-hoppuss @grlfrommars @smoothborescattergun (if y’all want lmao)

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NSFW Alphabet-Nicko McBrain(Iron Maiden)

@smoothborescattergun-art hope you enjoy!

As always, please note that NSFW alphabets typically come out quicker than regular fics.

Permanent Taggers: @smokeandmirrorz @holyjunkie @overlyobsessedfangirl @slashevilsister @julessworldd @agroupiewhore @comawhxte666

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The aftercare is usually pretty quick and sweet, because he’s very gentle during sex and doesn’t do anything that needs special care. If he’s tired enough, you’ll just wait to take a shower til the next morning and fall asleep right there while cuddling or spooning. If he’s got the energy and you both feel kinda gross, you’ll take a shower together and then you’ll go straight to sleep. Sometimes, you both sleep naked, sometimes not. The two of you are both almost always completely exhausted after sex, so it’s not common for you to do anything else except sleep, unless you both want to watch a movie and get takeout, or just talk for a while in bed. He always asks to make sure he did a good job and didn’t hurt you, and then tells you how great you did and how much he loves you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Nicko really likes your smile, because it’s the prettiest thing in the world, and he also likes to see you laugh. He’s also obsessed with your hair, always playing with it and running his fingers through it and helping you rub shampoo into it in the shower and all that. One of the reasons he usually chooses to be big spoon is because your hair smells good. Nicko doesn’t really focus on his personal appearance or anything, but he’s proud of his drumming skills.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

There’s not really too much to say here; he’s got enough experience that he knows how to keep things from being messy, which is good because he’s got a pretty big load. He usually cums inside you or on your tummy, but if you’re giving him a blowjob, he’ll do it in your mouth.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Probably the only thing that could count as a dirty secret for Nicko is that he really, really likes lingerie; he loves silk and velvet and laces and bows, and his favorite colors on you are red, black, and especially pink. The best thing you could do for his birthday is buy new pieces and model all of them for him, though he also randomly buys you sets of lingerie that he sees in stores and thinks would look good on you

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Although some people don’t see him as being conventionally attractive, his good humor and happy personality got him a good amount of girls, not to mention his status as a drummer in a famous rock band, so he’s definitely got the amount of experience needed to know what he’s doing and to be good at it. Nicko knows his way with sex positions, and almost nothing the two of you have tried has ever been awkward or uncomfortable because of that fact. He can teach you new things and guide you through new experiences, without being controlling.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Probably either missionary or spooning from behind, although cowgirl is also a favorite of his. Nicko also likes to pick you up and have you against a wall or up on a countertop. Anything that’s comfortable and allows him to see your face and have his body close to yours. I’d say that reverse cowgirl and doggy style are both pretty rare, just because he’d rather see your face than just your ass, but he does like your ass, so he’ll still do those positions occasionally. The one position that he probably won’t do it bending you over furniture and taking you from behind. It just doesn’t do anything for him.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It’s Nicko; he’s almost always got a big smile on his face, and he’s always laughing or making a joke about something. Serious sex just isn’t his thing, so he’s not the guy to go for if you’re into angry or rough sex. He’d never yell or raise his voice at you, nor would he be mean and angry and controlling during sex. Nicko’s a happy guy, and you make him feel even happier, so it only makes sense that the sex would be happy, too.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Nicko’s got a pretty average amount of hair; not too much, but he’s not hairless either. It’s a bit darker than the hair on his head, and he’s got it on his chest, although it’s light. He’ll groom it if you want, and if not, he’ll just leave it alone.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Nicko isn’t overly sappy(he doesn’t usually hold your hand or say overly romantic things to you), but he also isn’t cold or dominating or rough, either. He won’t sprinkle rose petals on the bed or anything like that, but there’s plenty of praise and encouragement and kisses and laughing and closeness during sex. He makes you feel safe and comfortable and loved, and that’s one aspect of the sex that never, ever changes.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Nicko doesn’t have a high enough sex drive to require him to masturbate; having sex with you is enough for him, and he’s just never been one for masturbating anyway. He’s just a little bit too mature for it. That’s not to say that he’s not willing to do it sometimes when he needs to; on the contrary, he’s always got a collection of pictures of you with him that he takes on tour, just for that exact reason. But again, it’s rare.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Probably the only legitimate kink that Nicko has is a praise kink, but who doesn’t like that? He loves to compliment you and say sweet things to you to make you smile, and he likes when you encourage him and tell him he’s doing a good job. He could be called a switch, since he can sometimes be submissive and other times be a little bit more dominant and in control; he’s never forceful or demanding with you, though.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere that’s private and guarantees that no one will walk in one the two of you. This could be your house, or a backstage room, or just any place where there’s no one else around and you’re not out in the open. He prefers for things to be comfortable, though, so really anywhere that’s in the house could be his favorite place.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Really just the idea of having sex with you is all he needs to get in the mood; he doesn’t need anything like dirty talk or seducing. Nicko loves you, and thinks you’re the sexiest girl on earth, so he doesn’t need much encouragement. If you initiate it, he’ll probably be even more into it, since he likes to know that you feel the exact same way about him that he does about you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nicko’s definitely not a kinky guy. BDSM of any kind is out; no bondage, no daddy or master kink, no degrading, and definitely no pain play or anything painful in general. He’d never hurt you on purpose, and it doesn’t arouse him. If anything, it takes him out of the mood. He’s also not fond of ice or wax play, because it just feels weird and not sexy in any way. He also won’t share you with anyone, and he doesn’t feel comfortable with exhibitionism of any kind.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Nicko would almost always choose giving oral over receiving it, because he likes making you feel good; he feels almost guilty when you give him head, since he can’t really do anything for you while you’re doing it, but he’d never turn a blowjob down, either. Even if there isn’t time for regular sex on a certain day, Nicko is absolutely fine with just giving each other oral instead. Also, blindfolds are absolutely out; he has to be able to see you, or it just doesn’t feel good.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Nicko’s in the middle; he’s definitely not rough with you, but he’s not super sensual or anything like that. He’s not too fast or too slow, he’s just energetic and doesn’t jack-hammer you; he puts in effort and actually concentrates on you and making you feel good. Depending on the mood, he may get a little faster or a little more slow and sensual, but he’s never, ever rough.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Despite his aversion to kinks and public sex, Nicko actually likes quickies. He’s a lot busier than he wishes he was, since he’s in a world famous rock band and all, so even if he didn’t like them, he’d have to work with them anyway. As long as they’re somewhere the two of you don’t have to worry about getting caught, like a backstage room or a closet, he’s down. He’s got the experience to know how to make the 5–10 minutes count, and always ensures that you cum, even if he has to get on his knees for it. Of course, he doesn’t need sex that often, so if he’s in a situation where there’s very little time and a good chance of being caught, he won’t take the risk and will just wait until there’s time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

There really aren’t that many risks with Nicko. He’s not a kinky guy, as we’ve established, so equipment and sex toys are out, and he’s got certain positions that he doesn’t like. He really doesn’t like sharing you or anything like that, so threesomes would most likely be out as well. I guess he’d be willing to take risks with trying new positions, but that’s really about it for him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last a very long time; rounds aren’t very common, but sex can last anywhere from an hour to two hours to even longer if he’s really feeling up to it and has the free time. If the two of you actually decide to go for rounds, it’ll be somewhere around two or three, and they’ll each be just as long and feel just as amazing. He makes sure you finish every single time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Toys are definitely rare, if even used at all. Nicko prefers regular sex without using anything like that, and if he does decide to bring in a toy of some kind, it won’t be anything wild. It’ll be a tame, more normal toy, like maybe a dildo or a vibrator or something. Nothing weird or kinky or painful. If you absolutely want to use them, he’ll do it, but otherwise they’re usually just a no-go.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Nicko’s definitely not a tease. It’s just not part of his personality; he also doesn’t really like being teased himself. It ties in with how he isn’t into any particular kinks. He doesn’t want to do anything sexual in public or in front of other people, so teasing each other under the table won’t usually happen. He also isn’t one for dirty talk, so no teasing words are exchanged either.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Nicko’s relatively quiet, aside from occasional moans or words of praise or just general talking. He doesn’t over exaggerate anything, because he just doesn’t feel the need to. Although some people interpret this to mean that he’s not very involved in the sex or that he’s unfocused, this is far from case. In actuality, his full attention is always on you, and even though you can’t hear him, just looking at his face will tell you that he’s in a good mood and that he’s enjoying it.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Nicko’s all-time favorite things to do with you is to curl up on the couch together and watch Disney movies. Yes, I know, the drummer of Iron Maiden watching Disney movies sounds weird, but he loves them and absolutely gets into them when you watch them together. He knows most of the songs by heart. He also likes to bake cookies with you so that you can eat them together while you’re watching the movie. Nicko’s favorite Disney movies are The Little Mermaid, Cinderella, The Princess and The Frog, Tangled, Frozen, and Sleeping Beauty.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Nicko’s a big guy, so it only makes sense that his dick is big, too. It’s about 7 inches long, give or take, and extremely thick. I mean, you can barely wrap your hand around the base. That thing can stretch the hell outta you, although this is also a bit of a problem because it hurts quite a bit the morning after. He always makes sure to use a lot of lube for that exact reason, because Nicko hates hurting you in any way.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I’d say Nicko is like a 7.5/10 on the horny scale. He loves sex, and he’s always enthusiastic and happy about doing it, but he doesn’t really need it all that often, and he won’t bug you about it or complain if you don’t have it often. I’d say sex happens at least 5 out of the 7 days a week, and sexual acts of some kind(oral, fingering, etc.)are pretty common, sometimes at least once a day. It really depends on how eager you are, not him.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sex tires him out, especially since he often goes for long periods of time, so once everything is settled and the two of you are in bed cuddling or spooning and the lights are off, he’s out like a light. Nicko’s like a teddy bear, always cuddling you with his arms around your waist and his head tucked into your neck, or yours in his. He switches between big and little spoon, but he’s usually the big spoon just cuz he’s bigger and has more body heat. He also snores just a little bit, but you don’t tell him that. He gets so tired sometimes that he starts to fall asleep in the shower when the two of you are washing off afterwards, and when this happens, you usually choose to help him dry off and then lead him to bed and let him go to sleep completely naked.

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Tag 8 people you'd like to get to know

Sooo I've been tagged by the lovely @cosmiclizardman , thanks!

Name: Suzie (I don't really like my name but it does remind me of Siouxie Sioux and Suzie from Stranger Things)

Birthday: July 27th

Zodiac: Leo

Height: 5'8

Hobbies: Drawing and playing all of my instruments

Favorite colors: Black, yellow and red

Favorite book: I enjoy Edgar Allan Poe's stuff

Last song I listened to: Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen

Last film I saw: I've been rewatching The Breakfast Club

Inspiration or muse: Ffffffreddie Mercury, David Bowie, and George Michael are my biggest inspirations honestly

Meaning behind your URL: So I've had a huge Gorillaz phase, so I watched a lot of Gorillaz YTP and I think that one vid was called "Saturnz Barzab", which gave me the idea.

I tag (it's ok if you don't want to do this) @smoothborescattergun @dicksoutformtl @purpptea @lunnarrose @cappuccino-depressino @acidicpuke2005 @sonderrbeee and @nairaneko

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Iron Maiden but they are 2000s emo band.

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Me: *plugs my headphones to my laptop*

My laptop:

✨ Sluchátka s mikrofonem ✨

No shit.

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Mother, father and their babies (they sitting).

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Tagged by @slunecny-hrob ! Thank you! 🥺😳

Rules: Answer the questions and tag people you’d like to get to know better

When is your birthday: 29th September 

Where do you live: Poland. Unfortunately.

Three things you are doing right now: I woke up an hour ago. I’m still lying in bed. Probably I’m gonna finish some drawings when I get up. But bed is the magnet.

Four fandoms that have piqued your interest: Since I was 8 year old I’m still Sonic fan. That’s not changed. My fav game is Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic Heroes. Similar situation is with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. But at a certain point, I stopped being interested in this animation because I missed too much episodes. TOO MUCH. But now I think I’m surviving something I call “The Renaissance of the interest” and I rewatching this cartoon on Netflix. These are the things that interest me mainly. I don’t think I belong somewhere. I just like something and I don’t want do to anything with any groups. :]

How has the pandemic been treating you: I didn’t do anything that it could make my life better. I’m going to sleep and I always think: “Damn. I’m getting old. I’m just here. I don’t feel my body. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing here. Tomorrow is the (...) and I’m still nobody.” I don’t think that’s by pandamy. I’m just getting depressed, and depressed.

A song you can’t stop listening to right now: I’m obsessed with J’attends les Marines by Wayne/Jayne Country & The Electric Chairs. There’s something magic it this song when you woke up too early, it’s dark outside and you listen to this.

Recommend a movie: Hell. I don’t remember when I’ve watching TV last time! I just turn on because of game console, not for these dumb content they serve to people.

How old are you: 19. But I’m mentally 15 year old. I don’t like to talk about this.

School, university, occupation, other: I choosen IT technical school. I don't think I've learned any useful things in this school... And I’m only “good” at hardware.

Do you prefer heat or cold: I wish I could live in Texas.

Name one fact others may not know about you: I hate myself but I’m trying do not show this outside.

Are you shy: It depends on who's “in my head right now.”

Pronouns: She/her. But I like when somebody call me Patryk... The masculine equivalent of my name. Shortly is just Pat... Or call me Patka.

Biggest pet peeves: Snoring. I’d kill myself if I hear somebody’s snoring.

What’s your favourite “dere” type: I never undestood this shiet so I won’t tell.

Rate your life from 1 to 10 (1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be): 2. Dwa. I just feel like shit.

What’s your main blog: It’s my main blog. I like to spam with reblogs of pics of some bands here. I’m not surprised of this that somebody’s unfollowed me. If I were somebody I’d unfollow myself too.

List your sideblogs and what they’re used for: I have one but I stopped post there.

Is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends: I sometimes don’t understand sarcasm, jokes etc. I’m always nervous. This is why I started to getting addicted by sugar. Because I don’t know how to deal with anything. I could cry but I won’t. I grew up in such strange conditions and now I hide my sadness. Ogółem to mam wrażenie, że ktoś zabrania mi płakać.

I’m tagging @happygirl327 :3

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Me: *sad / depressed so I start to listen to The Great Escape*

Country House: BLOW BLOW ME OUT I AM SO SAD I DONT KNOW WHY

Me: Shiet. :]

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My fav cursed ship is Bon Scott x Dee Dee Ramone. :]

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Me: *wakes up*

My brain: 🎶 sLAnG WItH mE 🎶

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That ask thing: Alice Cooper The Beatles Deep Purple The Band 🙂

Alice Cooper - What is your favorite type of music?Britpop and punk rock.

The Beatles - Latest song that made you smile?I really don’t know. I rarely smile so this is hard to remember. :\

Deep Purple - Do you prefer bassists or drummers?I like them both but I want to play on drumms.Hmmm... (I think) Drummers I prefer drummers more than bassists. And I think that Nicko McBrain, Steven Adler and Tommy Ramone is my favourite in terms of their beauty, personality and playing technique.

The Band - A song that you never get tired of?This is Magnolia by Slaves and  ブットバセ (Buttobase) by Laughin’ Nose. :D

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batman but he's trans and gay. gay batransman.