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animentality · 11 months

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Oh my god, the random ass shit that 196ers are posting is so fucking funny, this reddit migration is like someone injected heroin, meth, and prescription opioids right into a sleeping grizzly bear's heart.

Hope everyone's feeling alive.

Be careful near the teeth, though, my reddit drug dealers.

#reddit blackout #reddit #196 #like jesus christ #what a tag 196 is #the memes are so fuckinf random #snd funny as fuck #its been a while since.tumblr has actually made me laugh out loud #tumblr revival #tumblr is brought bsck to life by a combinstion of uppers and downers that shouldve killed us but didnt #god bless

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disguisedcheezed · 1 year

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I LOVE OLD MAN YAOI!!!!

#look #BroPoppop #sounds silly as shit #please plase dpleeaase #this is so funny pleaseeee hellpp #join the dirkjohn server #dirkjohn #apparently #homestuck #poppop crocker #bro strider #mine #fuck bro/john shippers me snd my homies hate bro/john shippers #BROPOPPOP SUPERIOR

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mintaikcorpse · 6 months

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Watching the US say we can't have free Healthcare cuz it's expensive but then give away 100 billion dollars to a country committing a genocide

#im making a joke but its not funny #bisan says these might be her last posts because all of the food is gone and israel keeps bombing #and they might lose all thr electricity they have #so msny of the palestinian reporters ive been following stopped posting suddenly and its fucking heartbreaking snd terryifiying #seeing little kids kn my feed having to learn to say their stories in english just so more people will hear #and the us just funds this genocide knowing damn well its a war crime #free palestine #🇵🇸#palestine #gaza #Israel #america

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dailykugisaki · 3 days

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Day 179 | id in alt

Kugisaki didn't say shit to Maki. (Read from right to left💥)

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #zenin maki #Kugisaki has the facade of a funny lil silly person but in reality shes still silly but shes fucked up about it #man ive been posting in lower quality lately and i shutting down???#i need to check this oute #I'll be scrambling around and trying yo fist fught god #ive been rewriting an entire franchise in yhe meantime and its honestly been fun #i love the horrors and the horrors love me #need to doodle Kugisaki out of her unifrom snd into sumn else fashionable #she deserves it i have deprived her for too long

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piosplayhouse · 2 years

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I know pretty boy sqq is more canon-accurate and I will always love him but I can't help but be so fond of the early sqq designs that just made him look like a 30 year old Guy . Like if this sqq had an English name it would be Richard Shen or something. You get what I mean

#midnight poasts #i joke but once i read a (very good) wangxian fic where wwxs english name was ezekiel snd it was so fucking funny #i forgot what it was its probably easy to find tho if you just search ezekiel in mdzs fics #n e way #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #scumbag self saving system #shen qingqiu #sqq

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the-acid-pear · 3 months

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A thing I love about the post credits scene of Saw X aside from, well, Hoffman saying "epic bad luck", which might be the best scene across all saw movies, is actually John's slight reaction to all else he says. Because his own reputation isn't lost on him, you can see a little smile there. I think it's the lightest you see take this whole thing which is kinda self aware and I enjoy it. 2 am btw if this doesn't make sense you can talk with my lawyers.

#luly talks #saw #like John usually just views himself almost as a bodyless thing as a force of nature and justice snd balance or some shit #but in this interaction where hoffman points i #how fucking unlucky you actually have to be to end up here and john just kinda smiles it's just. so funny

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poopmcdildos · 7 months

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@waterdeers plays Baka Mitai for me when they leave for the bathroom irl & vc, I feel like it's the Coco Melon equivalent for my autistic ass 😭😭😭

#its so fuckign funny to me snd i love it because it fucking works #gay cryptids

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loverboybrightsideghost · 10 months

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i miss wilde so much i’m gonna start screaming

#I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS OS MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #rqg #it’s always there. i carry every character i’ve ever loved inside my heart with me always.#I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHH I LOVE THIS WHOLE STORY SO MUCH I LOVE EVERY CHARACTER #I EVEN LOVE BERTIE #well i love to hate him but he’s funny he sucks so bad he fucking threw his dog #if i remember correctly he’s also a gay misogynist #he just sucks and he died in a flaming poo dimension god I LOVE RQGGGGG!!!!!!#bluebird.txt #i can’t believe i have to wait like thirteen or fourteen hours or more (avg kength if an episode) to get to his first appearance #OAUGH i miss him SND I MISS AZU AND GRIZZOP AND CELLLLLLLL

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birdricks · 6 months

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this stupid god damn episode gave me like FIFTY new things to rotate in my mind forever. ILL NEVER BE FREE

#rnm spoilers #kinda crazy funny that emortys backstory was shown in this ep. snd its the lesst notable thing about it #IT WAS GOD THO LOL i rlly liked seeing abit more of erick…..#*good #its fun but also like. smth u cld kinda guess. altho its nice to have a little more context #and on what hes up to now #but like. DAMN meaningful interactions w morty AND rick prime… thats cool #PLUS LIKE. EVERYTHING FUCKING ELSE THAT HAPPENED.#Hey guys whats the next ep. oh its the arcade one Cool hope nothing happens there.#oh and then a mindblowers ep. aweome. sick. we r gonna die #HEY BY THE FUCKING WAY WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO IN THE FINALE NOW.#whatever [passes out]

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dirt-str1der · 1 year

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Love fanart where kiryu is not smiling but clearly extremely happy

#Yakuza loveblog #need to be in dead souls so i can dress up like a zombie and have a reason to chase him around snd try to bite him #and when he blows my lungs out my back i just fall over and be like owwww and hes like ... tadashi kun ... did you pretend to be a zombie so #you can chase me around and try to bite me? and id be like mhm :((#‘ash did you just make a sona?’ yea ....#i put my name through google translate and thats what came out ... hō tadashi ...#couldnt add the last word of my name though because then it just turns back to chinese which i think is pretty funny #its kind of fucked up that the peng is a giant bird that transforms from a fish. like thats ... me im bird coded #and there are some depictions of it being a fish with gigantic wings which is badass as fuck #LIKE THATS SO METAL actually i love that ... its like ichibans drgaonfish but its a birdfish very awesome #(thinking) (smiling absently)#i think i could leap at kiryu and cling on him and he wouldnt even stumble #giving his neck a wet slobbery kiss and then fastens my teeth around it and bites so hard #i dont care if i get beaten or kicked you have to understand i just want your blood im like a giant frog

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weenhands · 1 year

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idk abt u guys but i fully Encourage u to go absolutely ham in my tags. make urself feel at home there build a whole nest a whole house the three bedroom two bath n everything

#i love it do much btw. i check my notifs alot out of like. yknow habit #and whenever i see someone having an entire convo on my posts it rlly makes me happy idk #its cool. u guys r cool snd just so fucking funny too kfjsjdhdhfjkf #this heart only beats for queue

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vitamin-zeeth · 9 months

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Just saw shitfaced Shakespeare for the first time oh my god I'm going another million times it was BRILLIANT

#romeo was the shitfaced one and he was so funny #he kept trying to get off with the friar and running off th stage and up the asiles #and he kept going on at mercutio about personal space and when he died they yelled at him that hed made his bed snd he could lie in it #when he came in and found juliet on the bed he was like NOOO JULIET!! ok im gonna take this poison vut before i do in just gonna make sureee #and then kept trying to get her to wake up and eventually she did and he was like AYYY SHES ALIVE and then the friar wnf the dad came in #and the dad was like what the fuck juliet why is romeo here and romeo was like look mate im. uh. me andjuliet and the friar were a throuple #and pulled the friar overto the bed with him and juliet and the dad was just kinda like well if a man of god is involved its gotta b ok #and they all lived happily ever after the end #shitfaced Shakespeare #wet floor sign

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the-acid-pear · 2 months

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You gotta respect Phone Guy as a character because he'll literally kill you without hesitation if you play the trumpet wrong or if you scream about loving immigration but if you do something like I don't know KILL FIVE KIDS AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM he'll just be like Employee Can't We Talk This Out? 🥺. Like he's something else for real.

#luly talks #dsaf #and then you have dave who only kills you if you really piss him off while he's sleep deprived snd starving #which i insist is rather fair #but Phoney's sheer fucking violence is so funny

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penisliker-moved · 1 year

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ea bootlickers r so funny 2 me. jumping through hoops trying to say this is a cute swatch

#sry.just found out abt th new packs #bathroom clutter is cute but th lingerie kit... um #Let me mind my business #also on twitter somsbody ws like Manifested this !! and had a tweet with like #some actually good looking moodboards #and ws praising ea like. Baby you did a better job. like those moodboards look like a kit id actually pay for #but. lol ..#also th promo pics r so funny bc th captions r all like spicy 😏😏 these sims r gonna put the 'woo' in 'woohoo' 🥵#n obviously im not expectjng them to have sims sucking and fucking in th promo pictures but theyre judt.. standing in a garden? and also #in a kitchen? just like. lingerie party with th squad? Whats happening. but whatever #not that srs like im not losing money either way ppl who spend money on it r #well. let me mind my business.#but like yk.. idk i do sort of blame ppl who buy everypack #bc as much as theyre saying Ooo sims 5 will be better. all you guys have done is shown them that they cn release an unfinished product #and charge full price. and then charge you like what is it..1000 dollars? to get all th packs? cmon now.#not to mention th way theyll be like No we lovee (minority group)! and either implement a poorly made feature (pronoun customization 💀)#get a cc creator to do it (which by itself isnt .. bad i like involving th community but also . idk.) or theyll charge money for it. lol #BUT WHATEVERRR LOLS.#excited for infants to come out snd be poorly done. woohoo

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