#the memes are so fuckinf random

[animentality]

Oh my god, the random ass shit that 196ers are posting is so fucking funny, this reddit migration is like someone injected heroin, meth, and prescription opioids right into a sleeping grizzly bear's heart.

Hope everyone's feeling alive.

Be careful near the teeth, though, my reddit drug dealers.

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

haedcanoms ..... fro anyome yuo can thimkdj of 🙏🙏🙏🙏💥💯💯

this is gonna be. a big block of text. uve enabled me and now im gonna talk for forever. uh. :3333 (also a shit ton of my hcs are just me projecring shjt so.)

okayyyy uh. dave went to private school for like. 4 years. he didnt follow any rules and wouldve definitly gotten expelled ljke 2 weeks in but bro strider is. so fucking rich so he just payed to keep him kn. he still had to wear those stupid ass uniforms tho and now he absolutely hates wearing polo shirts. fuckinf despises them.

sollux??? massive h*r fan he makes a shit ton of uber obscure references that like no one gets but him and he makes liek anyone hes ever had a positive interaction with watch it. aradia also likes it bc he made it like impossible not to if youre close enough to him. he kinda got terezi in2 it and she really likes trogdor.ike REALLY likes trogdor.

speaking of aradia and sollux aradias like a massive goth music fan and they listen to that stuff together like all the time. he listens to more,,, mainstream ig stuff regularly but then aradia makes him listen to her entire collection whenever theyre together

Jane can speak french,,, shes not french or anything in thr SLIGHTEST but she learned it bc like. idk desserts are french sometimes. and she just randomly starts speaking french to be annoying n fuck with ppl. roxys learned a little bit from her so sometimes she does too but. rarely.

terezi sollux and feferi friendship 🙏🙏 thsyre so. important to me. i dont remember how much they imteract all together in canom ik jts at least once but... theyre literally a version of the primary colors please thsyrs so friedn group that youd think would hate eachother but they surprisingly dont

jane crochets also alongside baking. she makes people shit like. all the time and probably spends way too much on yarn. she does it while watching all those dumb sitcoms??? whatever theyte called (like parks and rec and arrwsted development and the good place. that stuff). she also sometimes hamgs out with rose and they crochet/knit together

dirk and roxy make like the most shitpost stupid meme references (more often roxy) and like no one else gets them or rreally finds them funny bc theyre all from like. 2009. or ehatever while roxy n dirk are from. the future (i forgot when and no im not lokking jt up) roxy especially has like. dumb tumblr humor and will say the weirdest shit and no one will get it except dirk

feferi sends sollux videos like "t)(is reely reminds me of you ♥️" and then its a 5 minute jerma laighing at car crashes compilation or some shit.

dave makes that type of music that either sounds like actual shit or really good depending on the person. like uber expirimental fucked up random sfx dumbest lyrics ever etc etc (idk how to describe it but like. if uve listened to like.... queef jerkey thats what im imagining)

if were imagining that quest for the missing spoon exists in homestuck (since the comics do, plus theres other stuff like movies and plushes) dirk definityly had the pepsi blue chilis centerfold cutout on his wall. i also think him and maybe roxy??? quote that shit like not even on purpose CONSTANTLY since it was such a big franchise. also i think itd be funny if people talked ab it like how they talk ab harry potter and shit like "oh my god im SUCH a geromy."

aradia plays cello. like this absolutely fucking massive one too thats like deep reddish wood and its heavy as hell and it shouldnt be feesibly possible for her to carry it around but she can skmehos??? and shes really fucking good too. she likes 2 play for fer friends n partners

feferi adores tmbg esp their earlier stuff but she likes it all. shes got a playlist of every single one of their songs she could get ahold of and badically only listesns to that one playlist. she also knows a shit ton about the band itself and knows fun facts about like every song and will NOT hesitate to infodump whenever something slightly related comes up in conversation.

sollux LOVES classic tetris hes extremely fucking good at it and knows how to do all the weird shit w/ the controller like hypertapping and rolling and honestly probably made up something new. he basically only plays past killscreen (he found an nes somehow and hacked jt to let him start anywhere) and is the type of guy to be like "Oh yeah thii2 2hiit2 ea2y here II'll giive you a begiinner level two." and then. start you at level 29.

i have more i think but i cant remember any besides like "__ is a fan of "__ !!!!!" bc i just live projecting my interests onto characters. again sorry for so many words um. 💔

[archive-of-the-incident]

Hopefully that bitch is gone for good. Good riddance. Special fucking shoutout to all you bitches who participated and reveled in this bullshit and had fun suddenly claiming to be my victim and all that bullshit.

Special thanks to these pieces of shits for participating!! :

Frangusmadgator

Sam-harz

Cagneyblooms

Avalon, aka The-Mind-Den and The-Brain-Hideout

Inkygreen

Sectonia, aka morningfawns

The Hot Topic System

Chipssillyfunfun

And anyone else I fucking missed!!

People who suddenly fuckinf switched up last minute and got a brain:

Pb-simp (They came at us at first tho and we have proof, bro was desperate to peddle accusations that they knew nothing about and when Fawn roasted the fuck out of them and caught them they claimed suddenly they’re suicidal. (That’s so popular in this fandom..)

Fictional Men Enthusiast, aka Barlow- Bro was one of the OG’s who spread the disgusting hate and fake sexual allegations about Brandon but for some reason he stopped and dmed us and stuck by us through this whole thing. But after a while he never texted again and just went blank so we said fuck it and moved on. But thank you for helping.

Cheeseburger Man- Bro was a fucking asshole with Fawn especially with that bullshit of hushing her and like “shut up” on call which pissed her off and then he got surprised that she chewed him the fuck out for that and the rudeness of him never actually talking, only speaking over people with dumb fucking memes or random words. Had enough of that shit so we were out. However, he did say no to Chip and asked us first what was going on. Props to him.

Some-Normal-Jessica - Thank you for listening to all that we told you about what happened and for being here. It was an honor to meet somebody who drew me so well, and you made my favorite design. It’s so cool to be able to get to know you more in depth, and not just only see art as a side of you. Can’t wait to hang out with you more.

Brandon- You were off and on, it’d be unfair and doing you dirty to even comment.

[rogueofrageedits]

Dirk?

Sexuality Headcanon: aroflux gay

Gender Headcanon: transmasc demiboy

A ship I have with said character: Jake but thats 60% me projecting

A BROTP I have with said character: Davepeta!!!!! theyre fuckinf moirails and theyd help eachother process their trauma and i love them.....

A NOTP I have with said character: just. any women obviously

A random headcanon: on Earth C he leaves all his soda open for 4-5 days so it goes flat before he drinks it. also he has adhd

General Opinion over said character: idiot boy. i love him

[ask meme]

[goldiipond]

how abt ochunks and/or mimi for the character meme? :0

Let's do Mimi!

Favorite thing about them: I love the way she talks, heh. She's either really cheerful or just super pissed. Plus any character who says things like "well golly, that's just super." and "DOOFUSES" is an instant favorite of mine

Least favorite thing about them: Her fucken spider transformation scene gave me nightmares when I was younger. But I think it's pretty cool now, so I'm not sure that counts anymore, lol.

Favorite line: "You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm even HERE is to get in the way!" Like... same

BrOTP: Mimi and Mr.L! I've said it once and I'll say it again, they're the annoying younger siblings of the Bleck family. You can't tell me they didn't get into all sorts of shenanigans at Castle Bleck during the heroes' adventure.

OTP: Mimistasia!!!!!! I fuckinf love them, they've got an adorable dynamic

NOTP: Dimimi. I definitely don't hate it, but it just doesn't really sit with me.

Also they're both gay but you didn't hear that from me

Random headcanon: She'll use her shape-shifting ability to pull pranks on the other minions and just be a general nuisance whenever she feels like it. Occasionally, Mr.L and/or Dimentio will join in on her pranks, and the results are always hilarious.

Unpopular Opinion: Honestly, nothing really comes to mind. I don't really have any opinions that I haven't already seen.

Song I associate with them: hmmm... I don't actually listen to music very often, so I can't really think of anything... sorry!

Favorite picture of them: Sadly, there aren't many official pictures of any of the spm crew, but I guess I'd say this one! She looks so cute in this outfit <3

[charcolor]

Rin Kagamine for the character thing? or any vocaloid ashjdk

favorite thing about her: SHE'S BABY. SHE IS BABY. Real Baby Hours. She's Baby Folks! she's fuckinf, BABY. (also this goes for len too ofc but i love twin characters adsdsdsd)

least favorite thing about her: nothing. i legitierally cannot think of anything.

favorite line: remember when bring it on by giga-p was released and the official youtube upload had subtitles but the subtitles hadn't been updated with a more accurate translation so one of rin's lines was "don't worry about that green thing" and she was referring to miku. does that count.

brotp: her literal brother mayhaps. also i think miku is kind of a big sister figure to her

otp: rin/iroha!!!!!!!!!!!!

notp: besides The Obvious i don't like shipping her with boys in general bc i hc her as lesbian. also i don't like shipping her with miku because of the sister thing but that's literally only my own headcanon so i Respect mikurin shippers. my girlfriend ships them so it's impossible for me to be mikurinphobic,

random headcanon: she is Mischevious and loves to pull pranks on her loved ones. except miku she's safe from rin's nefarious pranks bc miku is too innocent and sweet

unpopular opinion: i LIKE the bubble arm things she has in her v4x design

song i associate with her: well.......she's a vocaloid so the obvious answer would just be Any Rin Song...BUT! my favorite rin song is tondeku anata ga mawaru by dobuno awa!!

(video contains eye horror, themes of unreality, and heavy glitch effects so be warned)

favorite picture of her: this one shot from the tokyo teddy bear project diva pv. i love it so much she looks like a meme

[heuffopla]

I was tagged in this question meme thing by @the-welsh-womble so here goes!

Birthplace : Paris, France! 🇫🇷

Current time : 3:09 pm

Drink you last had : I'm boring so water I guess :,00

Easiest person to talk to : *finger guns* social anxiety ! No but seriously, I'm more comfortable in large group of people because there's no chance of awkward silence which is The Worst or like,, anyone who's into musicals or art and is a nice person who still lets loose a lil

Favorite song : OH BOI. Uuh idk Book of Mormon is bae but I don't know if it really has my fav songs anymore?? Let's just say Musicals

Grossest memory : literally everytime I have to get out of my house. Paris is Very Gross

Horror Yes or No? : I LOVE ghost hunters shows!!!! Like ghost adventures or buzzfeed unsolved?? LOVE THAT!! But like, gore type of horror ? Nah hoe

In love ? : I think I do have a crush but love? Nope, and yall have seen my last post, it would be better if I never revealed it anyway ((also I get random crushes on every cute girls I see in the street so I'm just very gay))

Jealous of people : Who were born English speakers ((yeah petty I know)) and people who don't have anxiety stopping them from doing what they want or like, people who are happy in a relationship

Love at first sight? : As I said before, I want to marry any cute girl I see on the street so YA

Middle name : I got two! Elsa and Blanche

Number of siblings : got the coolest sister on earth and that's it

One wish : uuh girlfriend whom I love a lot and she loves me too a lot and it's nice ((also for the world to not be such a shitshow sometimes))

Person I last called : One of my art teachersss

Questions I'm always asked : How are your hands so small?? ((Born like this)) The fuck happened to your wrists? ((Also born like this and no it doesn't hurt))Were your parents English?? ((Nope my dad speaks English as good as I am mayor)) Can I see your sketchbook ?? ((Sure just don't judge me please))

Song you last sang : Helpless from Hamilton, that absolutely BANGER with my fav girl

Time you woke up : 6:45 am ((eyy school dayyy lemme sleep))

Vacation destination : London!!! Or a Sunny place with old architecture, the beach and overgrown plants everywhere like Italy or smt

Worst habit : My anxiety and phobias being lil shits

X-Rays : uuu I did get some when I was a kid I guess? Like on my foot or my teeth? Why is this on here

Your favorite food : I fuckinf love salmon, especially sushi salmon,, call me a basic bitch but I just really love sushis ((sea food is good shush)) but I ADORE sponge cakes!!! Yayaya

Zodiac sign : Cancer (20th of July) go ahead, get all your bad jokes out of your system I'll wait 🦀🦀♋️

And Imma tag @arii-chii !!! >:D

[georgeinamerc]

Post too much. POST TO MUCH??? WHAT DO YOU FUJCKINGADJFJ MEAN HOW CAN YOU SAY THOSE WORDS WHAHHAHTTTTTTT ILL CRY YOURE LIKE MY FAVORITE BLOG??? Literally wtf. You post either funny f1 shit, random cute ramblings, or the most relatable content ever like i came for the George + merc content and stayed because you make me laugh like you’re an f1 blog posting normal people memes it makes me so happy wtf

(Also i love that we’re both sitting here behind our little keyboards going HA this person has no idea that my evil plan is working to make them feel loved and appreciated!! I am An Evil Master Mind 😈)

OKAY BUT OH MY GOD???? Georgie 🥺 like he really grew up with that team and they all love him sm and I just! It was so good for him to be with them to learn and develop because I dont think it would have been good if he just jumped right in with Mercedes and I’m so proud of him and I know Williams is so proud of him and I will also cry when they say goodbyes and the fact that hes always going to have friends!! At!! That team!! It makes me so EMO oh my god.

I am having an okay day so far, I wanted there to be snow while I do up my Christmas decorations but there is none 😔 hopefully some tonight tho 👀

-jc ❤️💕 🥰

HELLOOO<3 I was in class when you sent it so I was waiting to come back, take a shower and just relax a bit so you can have my full attention <33

SHUSH SHUUUSH IM CRYING WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT????? This is the absolute sweetest thing I've heard YOU ARE A FUCKING ANGEL ISTG😭😭 tbf I usually always complain in my ramblings but the fact that you read them???? And find them cute???? I hope u feel like we're gossiping when reading them bc that's exactly what we do lmao😭😭 no bc STOP I DONT KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS MANY COMPLIMENTS YOU ARE LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE IVE TALKED TO ON HERE AND WE HAVENT EVEN KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR THAT LONG! Also, *I* make you happy??? YOU MAKE ME HAPPY PLEASE🤧

HSJAJSHJSJS WE ARE MENACES😈😈 I honestly can't thank you enough for sending me that first ask!! Like showering each other w affection is the cutest part of the day!!

HOW- HOW DID YOU JUST PERFECTLY DESCRIBE MY THOUGHTS??? Like exactlyyyy he grew with them, learned so much, got experience!!! AND THE WHOLE TEAM JUST LOVES HIM SO MUCH I JUST KNOW WE'LL BE SEEING HIM IN THE WILLIAMS GARAGE A LOT☹☹☹

Ahh from little George proving himself via power points to Toto to him driving for fuckinf Mercedes in a few months IM GONNA SCREAM AND LOSE IT HE DESERVES THIS SM!!!!! I'm emotional too now😔😔😔 BUT TBH I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALEX BACK ON THE GRID AS WELL😍😍😍 ✨end of an era✨

AHHH CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS MY BELOVED‼️‼️ we will decorate this weekend too and I'm SOOO excited(most likely without snow rip)!! Let me know how it goes I hope it snows thereee 💖💖💖 I LOVE CHRISTMAS SO MUCH😊😊😊

HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY MWAHH