#sneaky sex

[the-black-manor]

MASTERLIST

A collection of my erotic short stories.

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Work Break - Oral with your boss beneath his desk while he talks with someone.

The Little Moments - Soft sex in the tub with your vampire master.

Bad Decisions - Your first intimate encounter with your vampire master.

Hunger - Breeding drabble.

Midnight Guest - Vampire sneaks into your room one night. Noncon.

Within Temptation - A demon takes advantage of a young virgin priest when the priest comes to investigate the church it's living in. Noncon.

[starker-sorbet]

Peter and Tony deciding to grab a blanket during an Avengers movie night in order to attempt sneaky sex under the noses of those around them

@starkerfestivals Kinktober 2022: Sneaky Sex

[last-capy-hupping]

Chapter 45 of AWY, featuring:

More nosy brothers

More nervous, sexually frustrated boys

And a return of text conversations and brotherly gossip

[midnightsun92]

Child: hey daddy?

Dagur: yeah baby?

Child: why were you bouncing on dad's stomach on the couch last night?

Hiccup:*chokes on his coffee*

Dagur: uhhhh

Hiccup: *jumps out of his seat* not it!

[judicent]

Yeah, I did fill 4 sketchbooks in 4 months so far this year. Huh? Am I gonna post even an ounce of it? Well, you see, I am allergic to my phone, so you will have to come CATCH ME

[kuromi-hoemie]

when both of y'all live with your parents and neither of them want to give you privacy, what else can you do but have as much public sex as you can get away with? lol

[sneakydraws]

what do you think about pierre and andrei? do you think it could actually work out together and if so how? i’m just curious cus i haven’t really seen other people who ship them too

haha i'm so flattered to be asked my opinion like a wap men expert..! i'm gonna go on a long and unfocused ramble now if you don't mind

my take is thus: andrei is a depressed repressed artistocrat who Knows he's attracted to men (in whatever 1800s language he might cloak it) (has known since he was young in fact. i have a comic somewhere in the back of my mind about andrei's teen journals written in code... but anyway) but is pretty dead set on never acting on that attraction because he just cares so, SO MUCH about being the perfect son and perfect nobleman and never indulging in his desires. Frankly at a certain point this mindset becomes so deeply rooted in him that it stops even being about risking his career/reputation and just becomes self-denial/rigid self control for the sake of it. Because he has issues.

His love for pierre i think is similar to his later love for natasha, in that he's attracted by pierre's youthfulness, naivete, lack of aristocratic savoir faire or any artificiality. i have to admit i really love that "you are the only alive person in our social circle" quote... andrei sees himself and the society he lives in as walking corpses, perpetuating pointless social conventions and actively avoiding any meaningful conversation because their reputation or social standing may suffer for it. pierre, as an outsider, is attractive to andrei because andrei sees his honesty, his naive passion, his unfiltered emotion, and sees everything that he himself is incapable of indulging in. That being said, i do think he sees pierre's faults as well - unlike with natasha later, where he was completely blinded by what she represented for him and suffered all the more when she turned out to be an imperfect human being. the reason why he doesn't idealise pierre to the same extent lies probably partly in their longer friendship, partly in misogyny that curses natasha with the madonna-whore treatment - pierre is more of a real person to andrei. i also think andrei needs to be railed by a bear so there's also that

as for pierre! i think he admires andrei tremendously, especially at the beginning of wap, and basically assumes andrei is superior to himself in every way, but either isn't interested in him romantically or simply doesn't realise it. he's definitely strongly characterised by a lack of knowledge of himself and his own needs or desires, as shown in his being peer pressured into marrying helene. so you have a situation where one party is unaware of their own feelings and the other refuses to act on theirs... an impasse.

so as you can see i'm skeptical that anything ever could happen between them but just for funsies let's imagine it does... thing is, andrei is so committed to torturing himself by staying faithful to his wife and never doing anything against the rules of wedlock (or of society!) even while he openly hates her and makes her miserable that i have to believe any adultery would weigh on him heavily no matter how much his heart aches for pierre. add to that the shame and danger of homosexuality and i really think that while he would seek out secret meetings with pierre with desperation he would be horribly miserable about it all the while, cursing his inability to stick to his principles and drowning in shame and self-reproach. and like i've discussed before, andrei is chronically incapable of being vulnerable with anyone (just look at his frantic but detached and mocking speech to pierre about how his marriage is making him unhappy, or the strangled way in which he proposes to natasha) so it's not like he could talk this over with pierre... and pierre isn't exactly the psychologically insightful type so, especially with the high regard he holds andrei in, i imagine he'd be confused at andrei's conflicted feelings and feel it was somehow his fault... i think the closes they could get to an honest talk about their feelings is something like the scene before borodino where andrei frantically paces the room spewing disgusted tirades about himself while pierre doesn't know how to comfort him. they'd have sex every so often and it would be great and messy and complicated and andrei would get that post nut shame trip and feel in turns happy and disgusted with himself for feeling happy and pierre would be too afraid of seeming stupid to question any of andrei's evasive answers. it would suck and they would be just two of the many victims of pre-therapy society. if at least they went to confession... maybe being catholic or at least xtian would save them but nooo they gotta be enlightened atheists. idiots

i should probably reread and rewrite this whole thing but it's late and i've had a rough few days so i think i'll just release this answer into the wild and go to sleep. i still dont know how they would even start hooking up tbh like i'm racking my brain. maybe andrei has some personal crisis and is finally convinced to have a drink and then his overstrained thread of rigorous self control snaps or maybe literally any of the kuragins pick up on andrei's feelings and tell pierre to mess with him. maybe fedya does. maybe pierre reads a boook about the homosexual agenda maybe his masonic buddies get him into a cool all gender orgy maybe anatole throws a bangin party and pierre realises some things about himself

[facelessesper]

Today I woke up to what I can only describe as cricket sex.

Stealthy, beepy, hidden in an awkward gap between wall and furniture, and sounding like an electronic alarm failing.

[seeraphina]

does anyone remember that short comic that was posted on tumblr about a middle-aged man who lived alone in a cabin and discovered the cabin was inhabited by a humanoid demon thing and they ended up falling in love and lived together until the man grew old and died 🥲 and also it was gay

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

It’s so weird how my own personal confidence in myself hinders my ability to write intimate scenes (smut and otherwise)

When I write reader inserts I tend to put myself as the reader just as someone who finds the fic would do the same. So when I do this, when I try to write a smut scene or a scene where someone is loving, caring and all the other stuff when I feel this way it’s just…wrong.

I don’t want to write a smut scene because I could never see myself getting into a situation where that would happen with me when I can’t even look at myself in the mirror, or when I do it becomes an endless cycle of pointing out every flaw, becoming so angry and disgusted with myself that at the end of it I’m upset and no longer recognize who I am.

I can’t write a love scene when I can’t even imagine someone loving me that way. Not when I find myself repulsive, a horrible person, unworthy of love and unwanted.

Reader inserts are great, I love being able to provide for others. But when it comes to providing for myself I can’t make myself do it, even if it’s just a made up story in my head

[loverlaner]

i still think s4 of succession was a carefully crafted semi failure and i actually have way too much to say about it so i chose to say nothing

[whatsnewalycat]

Javier on the phone with Bunny?

the hand tho

Absolutely yes. Listen. Can we just put on our imagination hats and…

[angelfrommontgomery]

One of the absolute worst early 20’s mentalities is girls who date mean men and are like “my dating like is soooo crazy but it’s entertainment for my friends! I always end up with insane stories they love to hear!” Do they. Are you certain your friends want to spend their time discussing somebody that has nothing to do with them that you know will never have a meaningful connection to your life. Are you sure that stories about you being treated poorly are enjoyable to your loved ones. Are people who are entertained by your drama and mistreatment really the people you want as friends. Are you being a good friend by hurting yourself through your dating life and making them the audience to every up and down. Is manufacturing drama in your dating life to get attention from your friends actually fulfilling your social needs. Do you think your friends enjoy being forced into the proximity of a man who is unkind to you and them. What kind of friend are you if you happily bring a negative force into everyones lives. Free your friends free yourself

[upsidedownwithsteve]

will mmita be smutty? 🥵

oh yes 🌶️

[rayne-the-neutrois-nerd]

Okay question bc I never actually played the game I'm just watching people (mostly Neil Newbon himself) play the game and like

Is there an option or way to romance a character but like... not have it be sexual? Like can you say no to their propositions of coitus and them being like "ye thats chill, if you don't wanna thats fine, not gonna cause a dent in the relationship" or do you get disapproval points if you turn them down? Like is being Asexual but Alloromantic a possibility?

[gimmethatagustd]

hobi and jimin... when they dance its art and gorgeous!!!! and with jk's style its very powerful but with tae... i dont know... he just makes me feel things??? like feeling himself.... ngl its kinda h-... hot

hobi im rrly sorryyyyy

i think that tae is the one who really plays into the sex appeal more than everyone else. like yeah hobi does a lot of thrusting and crotch-grabbing, and jimin is deadly in general, but i really think tae is the one who goes ALL IN with that shit. i mean, think about how many shirtless pics we get of that man compared to the rest 🥵 he never gives us a fucking break