#snowgoats

[thebelmontgoats]

Do you see we made a snow goat? We made our friend a beard from hay! They were made by friends and family - it's what we needed on this bright and sunny day! #belmontgoats #Portland #pdxsnowday #goat #snowgoats https://www.instagram.com/p/CpGl56EPbMi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[darlingrini]

I got really back into goatlings XD the fun part is I am making some of my goat OCs yanderes so stay tuned for some actual yandere art for once ;3 but for now please enjoy these doodles I made for some of my goats profiles!! We got Yakkity the Wandering Good Luck Charm, Musing the Gentle Beauty, Venissa the Isekai'd DnD Player, Icicles the SnowGoat, and Caroler the Christmas Dreamer.

[ntdramaqueen]

Ryan Started The Fire

Today's on Ineffable Shenanigans:

A few hours earlier

It's Christmas. Aziraphale decided to throw a gift giving party because Maggie, Nina and Muriel have just moved into town (or, rather, appear out of thin air thanks to me, but shhh don't tell anyone). Crowley grouched at the idea but followed along anyway. Before the celebration, they paid a visit to Maggie and Nina's and were lucky to run into Muriel on their way home.

(here's a small "fanfiction" that I wrote without realising it; before you read, i do apologise for my silly mistakes if you find any)

Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary. They had a lovely talk about "cuppertea" and "snowgoating", which, in fact, were "cup of tea" and "snowboarding", Crowley corrected. Muriel seemed to be so blown away by what Christmas had to offer, that Crowley and Aziraphale decided to make a change in their plans and introduce the angel to all kinds of winter fun. They headed to The Winter Festival, with Muriel bubbling with excitement at their side, wittering on about how they've never met a "snow angel" and would very much like to do so. Aziraphale kindly explained that a "snow angel" is not a real angel but merely a shape of one made in snow. "Oh, I must try and make one, too!" Muriel exclaimed but, soon, their face dropped, a line between their eyebrows becoming more visible with each passing second. "If only I knew how to." "Not to worry," Aziraphale reassured them. A mysterious smile appeared on his lips. Crowley knew that look better than anyone. "No." the demon said plainly. His plea was met with a silent giggle. "You see, I happen to be, as you might say, a professional in the matter." Muriel beamed. Crowley let out an irritated groan. "It's quite simple. All you have to do is to lie on your back and move your arms and legs out and in, as if you're flying-" "That's not how the angels fly and you know it." the demon interfered. "Quite right. But this is how humans picture it." "We're not humans." "But we act like ones." "Yes. Exactly. Act. In the end, it's all just play pretend. My point is, you can't explain things the human way to an angel who's been on Earth for only-" Caught up in their usual bickering, they hadn't even noticed Muriel dropping to the ground and frantically moving their limbs in the snow following Aziraphale's instructions. It was when they let out an amused "HA!" the pair jolted and turned to the source of the sound. "See?" Aziraphale said proudly. "No need for difficult explanations." Crowley could only grimace in response, defeated.

My initial plan was to have a "family outing" with the three of them and then, eventually, a cozy Christmas party with friends. Let's just fast-forward into the future and say that nobody came to the husbands' party. Why? One could only wonder.

Maggie and Nina were probably... busy. When Aziraphale and Crowley visited them, something rather odd but not surprising happened and, believe me, humanity is not ready to see it.

As for Muriel, I'm sure they were so invested in The Winter Festival's activities that completely forgot about the invitation.

With all that being said, It's not surprising that as soon as Crowley, Aziraphale and Muriel made it to the park, THIS happened:

Of course, they had to run home fast in order to stop the fire from spreading any further.

Fortunately, they managed to extinguish it almost immediately. No books were burned in the process, only a small part of the fireplace was now pitch-black. Nothing a minor miracle couldn't fix.

However, a good talking to was inevitable.

(another side story because i haven't mentioned this in my previous posts)

When they bought this cottage, it never occurred to them that the house might had been vulnerable to certain weather changes. Therefore, once winter had arrived in town, Crowley would constantly wake up shaking from unfamiliar coldness in the room. You might say, he's a demon, he can't be cold. But, alas, the whole situation "send shivers down his spine" quite literally. In particular, Crowley expressed his biggest discontent over the lower part of his corporation freezing. Until he discovered the wonders the fireplace in their living room could do.

"Must you do that right in front of me, my dear boy?" Aziraphale asked once, clearly distracted from his afternoon reading. "Absolutely," the demon replied with a coy smile. They stayed silent for the rest of the evening.

The thing is, a certain someone forgot to put out the fire before leaving. And since Crowley likes to occasionally "play with fire", there was only one person to blame for this disaster.

Don't worry, they made up eventually.

+ [bonus]

The aftermath:

"Crowley, dear, I don't think that violently hammering the stove will make it fireproof. If anything, it will break." "You're the one who asked me to 'tinker' with it and forbade me from using any miracles!" "When I said 'tinker' I didn't mean 'pull it into shreds'. And we don't want another fire to occur, do we?" "Are you saying I purposefully set the house on fire? I just wanted to warm myself up because it's so bloody cold in here!" "You're a demon! You can manipulate your physical processes without even lifting a finger." "You know it doesn't work like that."

[calicogoat]

*Putting my fingers together* hello! I found you recently as you can probably see and I'd love to see more of your content <:3 I don't have a pillowfort but is there any other places you post?

I did indeed see, you made my day!! XD The only other site I'm technically on is furaffinity (snowgoat), but lately I've been trying to get my head back on straight so I've hardly been active anywhere anyway

[mr-palmtree]

Made a snowgoat :]

[capravulpes]

Ganyu has a new nickname snowgoat.

[thuganomxcs]

send a name for my muse’ opinion / accepting / @capravulpes​ : 👤+ Ganyu

“Snowgoat’s a hard worker. But all that just did was make her kinda dud when it comes to social stuff and not t’ mention that damn broad would randomly sleep on me. she’s an adorable one though and extremely friendly and that’s what matters in the end.”

[grumpygoats]

Snow day here at the farm #grumpygoats #snowgoats #goatsgottaeat #snowday #goats #pygmygoatsofinstagram #pygmygoats #pygmy #goats #goats (at Grumpy Goat)

[blackberrycreekblog]

Finally got a little snow! ❄️ 🐐 #snowgoats #barnaby #forrest #goatsofig #goatopia #loveoneanother #blackberrycreek (at Blackberry Creek Farm Animal Sanctuary) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9zkIrnHU6z/?igshid=1s5cwvqh6r9p

[kanelsnegl]

Snowgoat on brown paper

[undertalekinfessions]

It snowed! And I live in Canada so basically it only goes down from here. And by “it” I mean the temperature. Also my maturity level. I’m gonna build a snow-Papyrus. If I make a snow-Sans too I’ll have the skelebros as skele-snows. And a snow-Azzy. A snowgoat. A snowt. Or snoat? Hehe -Salty Charamel

[thebelmontgoats]

Happy Snow Day! ❄️👋🐐 #belmontgoats #portland #pdx #snowgoats https://www.instagram.com/p/CpB415NrduL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hopetomorrow]

Snowgoats

[varndeangoats-blog]

via Twitter https://twitter.com/varndeangoats

[lady-adventurer]

#snowgoats

[thuganomxcs]

nonverbal prompts / accepting / @capravulpes​ : 12 - ganyu

“And thus Rex Lapis had returned to Liyue with the Archon of freedom at his side, which his trusty and enchanted lyre the god played a tune, a melody that was energetic and upbeat which brought joy within the people’s hearts and through that joy they began to express it with their bodies, yes, the Liyueans of old danced for you see it was BECAUSE the rex Lapis’ friendship with the God of Freedom that music and dance arrived within Liyue and so I ask if you please keep this very joyous discovery alive with a moment of dance, please take your partner and enjoy the music.” The storyteller spoke before leaving the stage for the musicians to play their instruments.

Then just like that, the guest of this fine establishment began to dance, hell even the Snowgoat that Yusuke had come to know within this land had invited him to dance. First he looked at her hand and then her face with such a scowl, but it was all nothing but a facial expression to shield the fact that he could not dance, however, that seemed to be of little concern to the woman that helped defend Liyue in the past for she took the pyro wielders hand and gently pulls him onto the dancefloor with her.

Immediately he wore a rather nervous expression, that hard shell he put up easily cracking now that he was pit in the situation of a practice he’s never done..not ONCE in his life but Ganyu was relentless and decided to lead them, Yusuke follows slowly, his body moving awkwardly at times but slowly but surely he became used to the movements, she kept it simple and he memorized the steps. One two three, step, two three, spin, one two three etc. 

“Huh..I’m doing it..” Whilst he moves weren't fluid, he still moved rather better than he had five minutes ago. Being a martial artist made the traveler somewhat of a quick study when it came down to movements and patterns. “Guess it makes ya a good teacher.”