ice, ice baby (literally) | max verstappen social media au
pairing: max verstappen x raikkonen!reader
the ice man may have never spoken, but his daughter never shuts the fuck up
based on the request from @blue-skyandstars
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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yourusername: taking names and kicking asses (and getting all assignments in on time with an appropriate amount of ass licking)
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user1: i love how she is so clearly kimi's daughter
user2: the only two blondes that don't freak me out
user3: insert that paris hilton clip "can i have two more of these little blonde bitches?"
maxverstappen1: what's an appropriate amount of ass licking and can i demonstrate on you?
maxverstappen1: wait! who said that?
yourusername: in your dreams car boy
maxverstappen1: trust me i see you in my dreams all the time
yourusername: so that's why you're always in the shower when i call you in the morning....
user4: i'm new here, are they together?
yourusername: wouldn't you like to know weather boy
maxverstappen1: she's actually my sleep paralysis demon, sorry to say
user5: they're so unserious
kimiraikkonen: keep those studies up i'm paying the bills
yourusername: i promise to use my status as a nepo baby for good papa 🫡
kimiraikkonen: proud of you.
user6: we love a self aware girly
user7: the raikkonen household really is the best balance, a guy who acts like talking causes him physical pain and a girl who couldn't shut the fuck up if she tried
yourusername: no way i'd rather it be
charles_leclerc: how many versions of that shirt do you have?
yourusername: enough...
charles_leclerc: and i'm the one who is a threat to national security when i go shopping
yourusername: that trouser collection should get you on some sort of list
user8: all these f1 drivers in her likes and comments and she's not cuffed... why is she fumbling so bad
yourusername: am I fumbling or are THEY?
user9: expose the dms please
yourusername: that would not be pg13 soz!
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1: oh look who decided to come back
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user10: max is so annoyed that she decided to go to school in the us that he makes all american fans lives hell by winning all the races
user11: so true of him
landonorris: matching books? you're such a simp
maxverstappen1: is a man forbidden to be in a book club? who backwards of you lando
yourusername: just because you can't read, don't take it out on us
landonorris: i can read!
yourusername: name the last book you read
yourusername: and that doesn't include searching your name on twitter
landonorris: can you go back already, you're so mean
yourusername: don't come for our two man book club if you can't handle the smoke
maxverstappen1: what she said
user12: i love how spring break starts and y/n doesn't even go to see her dad, straight to max
maxverstappen1: kimi is coming! i am NOT a bad friend who deprives y/n of her dad
user12: you're also scared of kimi
maxverstappen1: i'm also scared of kimi
danielricciardo: you're in my building and i don't get any baked goods... i see how it is
yourusername: as if max is allowed to eat them anyway they're for dad
danielricciardo: i promptly take back anything i've ever said
user13: max has got to be down bad to have that much baking equipment in his house when it's canon he can barely cook eggs
yourusername: if he wanted to he would
user14: is this confirmation?
yourusername: i hope those are paper straws you're grasping at
maxverstappen1: why wouldn't i make sure i have the equipment to get my worker bee to make me sweet treats (don't read that rupert)
user15: i'm on to you two ... there's something shady going on here
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sebastianvettel: she's too old, i miss when she was a nice and polite child
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user19: annual god father seb appearance
user20: y/n please work your magic to get him to a race this weekend
yourusername: i'm working on it! watch out for suzuka
user21: the people's princess truly
yourusername: rude! i am a very polite young woman 🙁
sebastianvettel: yes you are, but also when you were ten you didn't bother me with your love life
sebastianvettel: and you weren't so fussy with food
yourusername: I AM NOT FUSSY I JUST HAVE AN ACQUIRED TASTE
sebastianvettel: you asked me to uninvite lewis to our dinner plans because you "hate that quinoa shit, i'm hungry enough to kill a horse with my bare hands"
yourusername: and i'd say it again!
lewishamilton: first of all: rude. second of all: i knew there was a reason you and max get on so well - BLAND
maxverstappen1: just because my food doesn't turn my shit green or couldn't accidentally be sold in the rabbit section of the pet store doesn't make me BLAND
yourusername: i don't trust a man who makes non-alocholic tequila THE FACT IT GETS YOU DRUNK IS THE BEST PART OF THE TEQUILA ONLY WEIRDOS DRINK TEQUILA FOR THE TASTE
lewishamilton: gasp! you said you liked it!
yourusername: i try to be supportive okay :(
user22: well that was something
user23: max always coming to the rescue ... makes you think
charles_leclerc: i am sensing some blatant favouritism here
mickschumacher: i never get invited on baking weekends :(
yourusername: snooze you lose ladies
sebastianvettel: this is exactly what i mean y/n
yourusername: my bad! i'm sorry my god father loves me more than you :p get well soon
sebastianvettel: that's not-
charles_leclerc: consider yourself in beef
yourusername: it's on babe
user24: gosh i'm so confused WHO THE FUCK DO I WANT TO GET WITH HER
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yourusername: boy, oh, boy am i ready to finish this semester
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user26: i see tulips i do deduce that they are from max verstappen 🤓👆
user27: i hate you invasive leeches (i believe this and it is now my personal headcanon)
maxverstappen1: SEAT BELT PLEASE
yourusername: i swear i did 😫
maxverstappen1: you need to protect the precious goods
landonorris: you never tell me that 🙁
maxverstappen1: you're not precious goods, hope this helps x
landonorris: i see how it is
yourusername: don't hate the player, hate the game lando
user28: they've either got the single most flirtatious friendship ever to exist or they're together
user29: if they are just friends and those flowers are from her actual gf - i am not being dramatic but i would take a long walk off a short plank
user30: i feel like they'd be the ultimate cockblocks for each other 😭
kimiraikkonen: proud of you bub
yourusername: i am losing hair from academic stress i hope you're happy papa
kimiraikkonen: i am 👍🏻
yourusername: i am losing hair - LOSING HAIR THIS IS A BIG DEAL YOU PAY FOR MY APPOINTMENTS
kimiraikkonen: you need a college education so you're not wasting all of my money - i also pay your sorority dues so be nice to me
yourusername: i'm tired let me be the low effort nepo baby i am meant to be
user31: can kimi raikkonen pay for my hair appointments too?
jensonbutton: is that MY CAR?
yourusername: you put me on the insurance?
jensonbutton: yeah for when your car was in the shop - i thought shelby was still in my garage?
yourusername: not to victim blame but having so many cars you don't notice one is gone, that's on you
jensonbutton: @KIMIRAIKKONEN YOUR KID STOLE MY CAR
yourusername: britt gave me the keys !!!!!!
kimiraikkonen: you got duped by a 21 year old, that's not my fault
user32: kimi when y/n jokes about dropping out 🤨 kimi when y/n steals one of jenson's cars 🥹
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1: ice, ice baby (except you're smoking hot)
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user35: WHOOP WHOOP LET'S FUCKING GO
user36: max already having the approval of kimi, that's my king
maxverstappen1: make no mistake i went to the raikkonen household with many offerings before i asked for his permission
user37: and if he had said no?
maxverstappen1: i would've asked y/n regardless 🫡
kimiraikkonen: 🤨
maxverstappen1: uh? i'm digging my own grave but i love your daughter so that's all the matters right? RIGHT?
kimiraikkonen: 🙄
maxverstappen1: WOULD IT KILL YOU TO USE THE KEYBOARD I'M HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN HERE
user38: the way max got given approval on live tv with more words than we've heard from kimi at any point in his career and he's still a shaking mess
user39: anxious girl representation
yourusername: you melted this icicle
maxverstappen1: eh i think you've always been a softy
charles_leclerc: like softserve ice cream? shop @lec now!
maxverstappen1: do you fucking mind?
yourusername: really? on the post of my boyfriend professing his love?
charles_leclerc: god forbid a guy chases the bag (also he called you smoking hot, that's hardly a profession of love)
maxverstappen1: you little rat
yourusername: lifetime supply of lec and a flavour named after us and consider yourself forgiven
charles_leclerc: i don't need your approval that much
yourusername: @kimiraikkonen @sebastianvettel you seeing this shit?
charles_leclerc: fine... weaponising your dad and god father is a low blow
yourusername: also! i love you baby - thank you for putting up with my constant yapping xx
maxverstappen1: i love you even more, i can't wait for you to finish college so i never have to share you ever again
kimiraikkonen: 🤨
maxverstappen1: AND YOUR LOVELY FAMILY
yourusername: they love you really maxy don't worry
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yourusername: i'm so talented, i brought three more championships to the family without even getting into the car
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user40: okay idk why yall were shipping anyone else, i've seen one picture of them being cute and am sold
user41: i'm so convinced this happened cause max saw people were convinced she was with other people on the grid and he had to mark his territory
maxverstappen1: yes i was jealous but can you blame me? prettiest girl in the world actually wanted me back. i will not fumble this
user42: i need my man to be this down bad for me
kimiraikkonen: cute.
yourusername: thank you papa xxx
maxverstappen1: THANK YOU KIMI, LOVE YOU KIMI
yourusername: i think he gets it babe...
maxverstappen1: first time i've got a non-emoji answer, i will savour it
user43: oh my i love them your honour
sebastianvettel: happy for you guys, see you guys soon
yourusername: love you seb!
maxverstappen1: thanks for the vote of confidence seb
sebastianvettel: you may be a literal nightmare child, but you're our nightmare child now
kimiraikkonen: what he said
maxverstappen1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (i am ignoring that you called me a nightmare child, i was 17 give me a break)
yourusername: you guys he's crying hahahahahah
maxverstappen1: i just love you guys (y/n more)
yourusername: i love you too xx
user44: so liked now we've got the relationship reveal... when do we get both y/n and kimi in the red bull garage
user45: lets up the stakes and get max, kimi and seb in the 24 hours of le mans
yourusername: oh now you've started it - he's already on the phone to adrian
maxverstappen1: am i the first nepotism boyfriend?
kimiraikkonen: you might be the favourite of the in-laws if you get me a le mans win
maxverstappen1: y/n is an only child? i'm the only in law?
kimiraikkonen: yes?
maxverstappen1: I'M ON THE PHONE TO ADRIAN
yourusername: did i just lose my boyf to my dad?
fin.
note: babe the writer's block is back. but i'm fighting it. hope yall enjoyed this!
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Lucky girl
Charles leclerc x fem!reader
Summarry: Where a tifosi's sister has good luck, so he tries to set his favorite (unlucky) driver and his only (very lucky) sister, up together for joint a slay (good luck)
Face claim: threemillion on insta
This has been sitting in my drafts for a while so I thought I'd finally release it, ignore any spelling or timestamps
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yourusername brother asked me to wear Ferrari and for good luck 🍀, so forza Ferrari ig 🏎
Bestfriend1 not y/b/n finally getting you 😭
youusername at this point it was unavoidable 🙄
y/b/username sorry lucky but we needed some of that good luck 😘
Username2 hoping this actually works and we see charles on a podium today 🙏🏻
Y/b/username Why are there so many tifosi in your comments thirsting and zip up weirdo 🤢
yourusername ??? You brought them here tho 🤨 and no it's my page hope that helps 🤗
Friend2 Ferrari red looks good on you lucky ❤
yourusername thank you babe 🥰
Username63 why does everyone call you lucky? Btw you're gorgeous ❤
yourusername hi, it's a childhood nickname I got as everyone always said I was just lucky and thank you, you are so beautiful as well love 😊🫶
Username74 why do I lowkey ship her with Charles 🤭
Username75 you don't even know either of them and they never even met ???
Friend3 watch y/b/n be right and he actually gets on the podium 🤣
Username7 at this point we'll take anything for a podium so 🤞
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yourusername ragazza fortunata 💋 lucky girl
y/b/username thanks for wearing the shirt now you have to go to a grand prix with me please 🙏🏻
scuderiaferrari how about seeing us in the down under ? 😉
y/b/username really?!?! Yes please we'd love too
scuderiaferrari we will dm you guys, we need our ragazza fortunata lucky girl there with us
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Username1 thank you lucky 🫶
Bestfriend1 our lucky girl🍀
Friend1 you just got invited to a grand prix by Ferrari??
Friend2 told you looked good in Ferrari red 🤭
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Username2 LUCKY IN THE PADDOCK, WE REALLY ARE GETTING A FERRARI P1-2
Username3 tifosi's we might have actually done it 😭
Username45 silly season is OVER! Thank you lucky 🫶
Username5 luck and y/b/n in the paddock can you imagine them meeting charles and carlos, I'm excited
scuderiaferrari thank you lucky 🫶
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Username16 y/n is so beautiful, it's actually insane
Username37 I'm in love with everything about you ❤
Username8 sai parlare italiano? can you speak Italian?
youusername sì, parlo italiano, inglese e spagnolo. Yes, I speak Italian, English, and Spanish.
Y/b/username • stories
Username10 the fit is nice y/b/n!
y/b/username Thanks ❤
Scuderiaferrari happy to have you both here 💪🏼
y/b/username Thank you for inviting us 🫶
Friend1 have fun bro 🏎
Username23 FORZA FERRARI ❤
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Bestfriend1 have fun lucky girl, get Lando's number for me 🙏🏻
yourusername Will NOT be doing that, love you tho 🫶
Bestfriend1 boo you whore, love you too
y/b/username thank you for real y/n, I appreciate you doing this for me, I love you ❤
yourusername aw y/b/n, I love you too, which is why I'm happy to be sharing my "good luck" with your favorite thing ❤
Username4 thank you lucky, hope you have a good time
yourusername Thank you 😊
Username7 a ladybug !!! You really are lucky
Username16 🐞 🍀
Username29 I love your outfit
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demon in my head||joão félix
an; hiiii pookies how are y'all joão is literally so husband coded urg it's unfair i hate pretty people sm❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 people are so crazy??? blaming a single man for the loss??? hello the last time i checked football is a team sport so how can you blame ONE PERSON???? honestly if anything it's on the team not on a single person tbh it's not even on the team shits happen there are days were everything goes against your wish im really disappointed by ppl who are hating félix rn like poor man is just 24!! he's a human!! he's allowed to be nervous and feel overwhelmed!! he's allowed to make mistakes!! cmon man even your goat couldn't score a goal in 120 mins then how come you're shitting on félix there's so much i want to say but im too angry for that now peak stupidity lowkey feel like it's 19 nov 2023 (portugal version) (my desi ppl will understand the trauma behind this date😀💔) but atleast we didn't troll our players and won the t20 wdc before the legends' retirement so there's that hehe 🎀🌷💌 F1!READER YAY ALSO THAT MAGUI (ew) DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS AU SO YAY JOÃO ISN'T TRAUMATIZED BY THAT THING!!!!! ALSO SINGLE JOÃO ERA BEFORE HE DATES BEAUTIFUL YN ERA 😇☝️
summary; yn yln is a formula 1 driver. and pretty famous one. but sometimes she forgets that.
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yourusername guys the person on twitter wasn't me it was the demon in my head😇😇😇😇
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username GIRL I CAN'T DEFEND YOU ANYMORE
username she's so pretty urgg
username JOAO IN THE LIKES OMG
logansargeant YOU ATE MY CHEESECAKE???
yourusername SORRY POOKIE IT WAS CALLING MY NAME I SWEAR
logansargeant don't talk to me yOU SAID IT WAS LANDO
landonorris SO YOU'RE THE REASON FOR THE DIRTY LOOKS HE GAVE ME
charles_leclerc you're a menace yn😟
yourusername urg leave me alone i'm just a girl 😖🎀
francisca.cgomes GIRLFRIEND🩷
yourusername MY BABY🩷
pierregasly THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY YN!!!
yourusername no
joaofelix hi
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joaofelix hello?
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joaofelix excuse me🤨
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username LMAO NOT YN DELETING JOAOS COMMENTS 😭
username it's ok yn happens to the best of us
joaofelix STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS😾
yourusername NO❤️
joaofelix WHY😓
yourusername BECAUSE I CAN😇
joaofelix no👺
yourusername okay😖
username wtf just happened
username do they know dms exist 😀⁉️
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redbullracing welcomes joaofelix79 to the redbull garage ✨
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username OMG
username SOMEONE CHECK ON YN IS SHE OKAY
username yourusername BESTIE ARE SO BREATHING????
yourusername NO I'M NOT
username OMG YOU REPLIED
username IT'S OKAY IT'S JUST JOAO
yourusername WDYM IT'S JUST JOAO????? IT'S JOÃO FÉLIX OMGGGGGGG
username UNDERSTANDABLE BUT KEEP YOUR COOL WE DON'T WANT TO SCARE HIM AWAY
yourusername OMG YOU'RE SO RIGHT
yourusername ok so im cool now😇
joaofelix79 hi yn
yourusername i lied i'm not cool anymore 😫
username potential father get out you're scaring mother 😖
oscarpiastri what
maxvestrappen1 it was great to have you in the garage!
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username lmaooo yn losing her shit in the comments is so funny
yourusername so my miseries are fun to you
username yes☺️
yourusername what kind of fans do i have
username lovely ones☺️
joaofelix79 thank you for having me redbullracing
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redbullracing i'm afraid we need to confiscate your phone yourusername
yourusername y'all hate seeing a woman happy😣😣
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yourusername table for two 🌷🪷🌺
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georgerussell63 update the gc
landonorris NEOWWW
oscarpiastri stop ignoring us
charles_leclerc YN WE SEE YOU LURKING IN THE COMMENTS UPDATE THE GC
yourusername no
username OMG
username wait no joao in the likes or comments???
yourusername GUYS LANA DEL RAY IN MY LIKES OMG????
yourusername SHE KNOWS I EXIST
yourusername IMMM WHARTRRRRR
yourusername ggrttggfsyiddgjk
maxvestrappen1 what is wrong with you
username MISS MAAM TELL US WHO PLS
yourusername no
username b-but why i thought we're besties 😣
yourusername we are but it's fun to see y'all loose your minds hehe😇
carlossainz55 is this who i think it is
yourusername maybeeeee
lewishamilton 🫶🩷
yourusername the only sane driver 🎀
alexandrasaintmleux y'all she went on a date w me
yourusername so real wife imy come home the kids miss you
alexandrasaintmleux ofc my love 🩷
charles_leclerc excuse me??
yourusername you're excused
username for the sake of my mental health i need this to be joao🙏🙏
username bae it's ok u can tell the world it's me🫶
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ynluvslily do u think he'll kiss me after getting high bc we're dating 🤨⁉️
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lilyluvsyn DOUBLE DATE WHEN
ynluvslily SOON LILS😖🩷
ynshusband why are you in my gfs username 🤨⁉️
lilyluvsyn she was mine before yours you common football man😡
ynluvslily you tell em wifey🫵‼️
ynshusband alnobone you let this happen 🙀
alnobone unfortunately 😓
landoyesrizz i don't wanna see ur ugly face post ur bf🔥🔥🔥
ynshusband 😘😘😘
ynluvslily girl you have carlos leave this one for me😡😡
smoothoperator right im better than him anyways
ynluvslily excuse me 🤨😡
smoothoperator he's a barca player yn🚩
ynluvslily stay mad🫶
redbullracing for the sake of my sanity i'm assuming that the caption is a joke and you won't get high before race
ynluvslily hehe🎀
oscarpastry why does your team follow your spam
ynluvslily admin is literally my child how can i not let them follow my spam😇
redbullracing mother🙏
olliethebear y'all are so cute adopt me pls🥹🩷
ynluvslily OFC OLLIE YOU'RE OUR BABY FROM NOW ONWARDS
parttimemusician EXCUSE ME THAT'S MY CHILD HOW DARE YOU
ynluvslily YOUR CHILD DOESN'T WANT YOU GO AWAY 🤺🤺🤺
parttimemusician GASP OLLIE WHAT IS SHE SAYING
olliethebear you forgot about me ex dad😣
parttime NOOOO I COULD NEVER
ynluvslily SHUU CHARLES LEAVE MY SON ALONE
mickeyschumacherrrrr are u up for more adoption
ynluvslily OFC ML AND UNLIKE CHARLES I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN 🔥☺️ SO YOU'LL BE ALWAYS TAKEN CARE OF😁🫶
mickeyschumacherrrrr YAYAY
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username SHE KEPT THIS A SECRET FOR SO LONG?????
joaofelix79 😁🩷
yourusername 🤭🩷
username i understand yn bc joao looks so yummy
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username MOTHER AND STEPFATHER
username NO MOTHER AND FATHER WHO STEPPED UP
yourusername CHILDREN
joaofelix79 baby atleast ask me before adopting more children
username 1. we were here before you so wtf u talking about 2. wdym by adopting more children
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username MOTHER FR🙏
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carlossainz55 he's a barca player yn red flag
yourusername you literally played football w him yesterday you're not fooling anyone
yourusername WHO TAUGHT YOU WHAT RED FLAG MEANS GRANDPA
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