#so I just rolled with that 8D

[stingslikeabee]

Ok bellissima, what would our kids look like?

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child . accepting

Name: Eva Drysdell-Sciara (Melissa insisted in having her surname too, no matter what Sianese custom says). Gender: Female. General appearance: Eva continues the family tradition of slender builds, long limbs and graceful balance. She has lighter eyes than any of her parents (thanks to distant relatives of Rolfo’s), fair skin (but tans easily!), and has the same dark hair of both Melissa and Rolfo, but is known to dye it later to other shades of brown and to keep it shorter than Melissa does. Eva is slightly taller than Melissa as an adult, but never surpasses Rolfo. Personality: Eva looks like one of the quiet types given how she carries herself, but she really isn’t. Despite the easy smiles and welcoming eyes, she has the classical Sianese temper, talks fast, gesticulates frequently and is passionate about what she likes. Eva only goes unnoticed in a room if she chooses to do so - otherwise, she’s joyful, loud and unafraid to step up and challenge authority she deems to be abusive or unjust.  Special talents: Eva is gifted for languages (picked up both Sianese and Midagarian while growing up, then Costan from a friend at school and some Mideelian), and also very flexible / talented for gymnastics and dancing. Who they like better: Although she’d never admit it to anyone in public - it’s her dad. Eva thinks that Rolfo’s life and all the intense changes and shifts in perspective that he experienced are rather fascinating, and she loves his passion. Besides, Melissa is the scary parent (even though the two get on very well and are very close). Who they take after more: Appearance-wise, it’s a healthy mix of characteristics from both her parents - fair skin, dark hair and graceful build. The same applies for most of her personality traits, too - she speaks and behaves like a full-bloodied Sianese woman, however her drive to stand up for others and to get in trouble for contesting what she deems to be unfair is something she inherited from Melissa. Personal Headcanon: As a small girl, Eva once saw a traveling circus and became enamored with the idea of being a contortionist - it was the main reason for Eva to apply herself to the gymnastics class; as she got older, the idea of going everywhere with a circus stopped being so appealing and she speaks more frequently of becoming a ballerina for a big, well-respected dance company (curiously enough, for such a free-spirited and sometimes fearless girl, she can and will adhere to hierarchy and order for training and to pursue her dreams). Faceclaim: Anna Safroncik.

[fairyofjaeyun]

riding your thigh ꨄ

[1:42] now playing: solitude - m83 (sped up)

[a/n] this took awhile because I didn’t expect it to be so LONG but I’m very happy with it so I hope y’all enjoy ♡ also can I mention that this song paired with the these gifs hit so different omg

requested 💟

⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙

—heeseung ✩

in all honesty, you were exhausted. work had sucked all the energy out of you, but heeseung was horny. you could tell instantly by his clinginess as soon as you attempted to roll out of bed, his hands possessively gripping your waist. that followed by his constant texts throughout the day confirmed that you were going to come home to a needy mess of a boyfriend. “mommy, I need you so bad. need you to touch my dick,” heeseung moaned as soon you walked in your bedroom, his clothes tossed on the floor and his naked hips rolling into the mattress. “mommy’s tired, sweetie,” you say, honestly. however, heeseung is quick to come up with a solution, “then just let me ride your thigh, mommy. I’ll do all the work.” it was impossible to pass up on his offer. so once you were changed into some comfy clothing, you let him straddle you. his cock is already slicked with his precum, and it smears all over your pants as he starts riding you. he nearly shakes from pleasure as his dick is finally touching you, letting out the prettiest moans. “feel good, hee?” you ask, letting a hand rise to his chest so you could rub his nipple. “mmm, yes. I love rubbing my cock against you, mommy.”

⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙

—jay ✩

ohhh man. he’s gonna be so bratty about it. his ego will make him hesitate in doing any kind of work. he needs to be broken into absolute submission for him to straddle your thigh. and you being as determined as you are, did exactly that. it was hard to get him to keep his hands off himself (you might even had to put him in a chastity cage), and when you did let him touch himself he wasn’t allowed to cum. he didn’t even last a week before he started begging, “fuck, please let me cum. I’ll do anything, please.” he knew he messed up as soon as he said that, but at that moment he didn’t care. he needed to cum. “ride my thigh.” you respond, presenting your thigh covered with a pair of your leggings. he’s hesitant, but ultimately swings his leg over yours and lowers himself onto you. jay bites his lip when he starts rolling his hips, processing the new feeling, and it isn’t long before his need to cum forces himself to go faster. his low sighs turn into desperate groans as he chases the release he’s been longing for. “gonna make a mess on my thigh?” you ask to taunt him. he moans in response, too ashamed to tell you how he actually loves how pathetic he feels. the long streaks of cum that burst out of him is all the answer you need, anyway.

⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙

—jake ✩

jake’s a real horny boy. that means he’ll do anything to get off even if it’s humiliating. besides, he’s so pretty when he’s pathetic. “come on, you can do better than that. I thought you wanted to cum?” you taunt him knowing damn well he was giving it his all. he whines and the corners on his lips turn into a pout, but he picks up the pace nonetheless. he moans at the feeling of his head brushing against the skin of your thigh, the puddle of precum adding to his pleasure. “please, mommy, puppy is doing so good. please.” jake babbles, ending in a whimper. you spank him, making him yelp and jerk forward, his head now resting on the dip of your shoulder. “you’ll cum when mommy tells you to.” you say, coldly, then spank him again. he starts whimpering in your ear, his legs starting to shake. “mommy, I can’t hold it. so close. please.” his voice cracks and breaks into a sob at the end. jake’s now fully embracing you with his arms wrapped tight around you as he shakes and squirms. “alright, puppy. cum on mommy’s thigh.” as soon as you give him permission he sobs in your neck, the tears rolling down to your chest, and his body jolts from his orgasm. he stays still for awhile, too embarrassed to see the mess he’s made.

⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙

—sunghoon ✩

you made him dress all pretty for you. a cute navy sailor themed lingerie set with a skirt that barely covered his ass. a dusty rose blush was also applied to his cheeks, contrasting the bright red his ears were beaming. his hands flexed in the cuffs that were behind his back as he grinds on you to his best ability. you laughed at his struggle while you leaned back on the headboard. you haven’t lifted a finger to help him once. “you look so pathetic, hoon.” you degrade him between your laughter. he whines in response, his body heating up to a level he didn’t know was possible. he wants to talk back, to “demand” his orgasm, but breaking your no speaking rule would turn you even more sadistic than you are now. besides, he secretly prefers you watching him falling apart more.

⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙

—sunoo ✩

he was so needy. just like jay sunoo is a receiver, but when he’s needy he’ll do anything. you were reading a book for quite sometime now. the plot and characters transporting you to a different world you just couldn’t get out of. this made sunoo very pouty from your lack of attention; not content with your indifferent hums of acknowledgment after calling out to you. “mama!” he whined and tugged on your shirt. again, another hum is his answer, your eyes never leaving the text. then suddenly you’re brought back to reality as sunoo crawls onto your thigh and starts grinding. his lower half is completely naked but his dick is mostly covered by his oversized black tee, his wet tip only peeking out when he ruts forward. “awww, my cute slut just couldn’t wait.” you coo, finally tossing your book aside and placing your hands on the curves of his waist. “waited for you all day, mama.” he says in between soft whimpers. he was too cute. you just couldn’t help shifting your hands down to his plump ass, occasionally teasing his hole with the tips of your fingers. “want you inside, please, mama,” he asks so sweetly, you obviously couldn’t deny him.

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[homestuck-archive]

>Homestuck pages on this day:

Dave: Answer Terezi

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

GC: D4V3 GR34T N3WS!

GC: 1 FOUND 4 DR4W1NG T4BL3T

GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS D4V3?

GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T 1T M34NS W3 C4N G3T?

TG: please dont say this party started please dont say this party started

GC: TH1S

GC: P4RTY

GC: ST4RT3D!!!!! >8D

TG: god everything is about parties with you

GC: D4V3 TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG 3V3N CLOS3 TO B31NG B3TT3R TH4N P4RT13S, COM3 ON

TG: ok

TG: lets see some fine art then

GC: WHY 1T JUST SO H4PP3NS TH4T 1 H4V3 4 FR3SH M4ST3RP13C3 FOR YOU

GC: HOT OFF TH3 C4NV4S

GC: 4ND ON TO YOUR COMPUT3R GL4SS3S

GC: WH3R3 1T W1LL S1ZZL3 YOUR 3Y3B4LLS

GC: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TG: ok that

TG: is every bit as shitty as all your other drawings

GC: SHUT UP!

GC: 1 4M ST1LL SORT OF G3TT1NG TH3 H4NG OF TH1S TH1NG

GC: 1 W1LL G3T B3TT3R >:P

TG: i like it though you dont gotta improve

TG: art skills are overrated

GC: TH4NKS D4V3

TG: its kind of weird though what the hell is actually going on here

TG: does this mean something

GC: Y3S

GC: 1T 1S TH3 COM1C R3PR3S3NT4T1ON OF TH3 N3XT L3G OF YOUR WOND3RFUL JOURN3Y

GC: YOU KNOW, TH3 ON3 TH4T 1 4M H3LP1NG YOU W1TH 3V3RY ST3P OF TH3 W4Y >:]

TG: yeah

TG: but

TG: why

GC: 1 4LR34DY 3XPL41N3D TH1S TO YOU D4V3

GC: TH3 COOLK1D H4S TO B3 TH3 B3ST, 4ND 1 H4V3 TO M4K3 H1M TH3 B3ST

TG: alright but

TG: i mean even if that made sense which it kind of doesnt

TG: karkat was saying how it was all a game and youre just flirtin and stuff

TG: and that we should quit it because he doesnt want you in my grill or me in yours or whatever

GC: OH, 1S TH4T WH4T H3 S41D???

GC: HMM 1 WOND3R 1F H3 COULD R33K OF J34LOUSY 4NY MOR3 PUNG3NTLY

TG: well yeah thats what i thought too

TG: and really if we got no other reason keep rolling with it at least theres that one

TG: to piss him off

GC: W3LL WH4T DO YOU TH1NK D4V3

GC: 4M 1 1N YOUR HUM4N GR1LL?

TG: im not saying i know for sure but it seems to me like

TG: my grill is your goddamn prison

TG: you are practically incarcerated in that fucker

TG: doing hard time on a bed of charcoal and lighterfluid

TG: privy to what i flame broil from below

TG: what im sayin is you got a front row seat to the brown side of my burger

TG: hows it smell btw

GC: 1T SM3LLS L1K3 D3L1C1OUS BURN1NG 4N1M4LS

TG: yeah i thought so

TG: so is that whats going on

GC: WH4T?

TG: is this some weird game involving flirtation and assassinations or whatever

GC: OH, 1 DONT KNOW

GC: M444444YB3...

GC: SH33SH!

GC: YOU 4ND H1M 4R3 4L1K3 1N SOM3 W4YS

GC: R34LLY BLUNT 4ND L1T3R4L M1ND3D

GC: 4ND QU1T3 FR4NKLY JUST 4 L1TTL3 B1T T4CTL3SS WH3N 1T COM3S TO M4N4G1NG TH3 L4D13S!

GC: H3 4LW4YS H4D TO KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH3 D34L W4S 4ND 3X4CTLY WH4T MY MOT1V4T1ONS W3R3 4ND WH4T 3V3RYTH1NG M34NT 4ND BLUH BLUH BLUH

GC: 1T T4K3S TH3 FUN OUT OF 3V3RYTH1NG!

TG: thats pretty much the most insulting thing possible to say im anything like that raving gulf of shit

GC: W3LL OK 1M SORT OF 3X4GG3R4T1NG

GC: BUT R34LLY

GC: SOM3 S1M1L4R1T13S 4R3 TH3R3

GC: 1TS JUST YOUR 1SSU3S 4R3

GC: COOL3R >:]

GC: L3SS R1D1CULOUS 4ND TR4G1C

TG: issues

TG: what are you talking about

GC: W3LL, FOR 1NST4NC3

GC: K4RK4T W4S 4LW4YS TORM3NT3D BY H1S P4ST 4ND FUTUR3 S3LV3S

GC: 4ND TH31R M1ST4K3S

GC: L1T3R4LLY TORM3NT3D BY TH3M 1N TH3S3 4BSURD SCH1ZOPHR3N1C M3MOS

GC: 1T W4S 1D34L FU3L FOR H1S S3LF LO4TH1NG

GC: H3 B3C4M3 OBS3SS3D W1TH H1MS3LF 4S 4N 3LUS1V3 4DV3RS4RY

GC: R4TH3R TH4N JUST B31NG H1MS3LF 1N TH3 MOM3NT 4ND R34L1Z1NG WHO H3 W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3

GC: 4ND W4K1NG UP >:[

TG: wow ok what does that have to do with me

GC: NOTH1NG 1N 4 L1T3R4L S3NS3

GC: BUT 1 H4V3 OBS3RV3D YOU D4V3

GC: YOU 4R3 4LW4YS G3TT1NG B41L3D OUT OF J4MS

GC: 4T F1RST BY YOUR BRO

GC: 3V3N FUTUR3 D4V3SPR1T3 G3TS 1N ON TH3 4CT OF SHOW1NG UP POOR OLD PR3S3NT D4V3

GC: WH3N DO3S PR3S3NT D4V3 G3T TO ST3P OUT OF TH3 SH4DOW OF 4LL THOS3 FUTUR3 D4V3S??

GC: WH3N DO3S H3 G3T TO B3 TH3 H3RO, TH4T'S WH4T 1 W4NT TO KNOW >:D

TG: i dunno i guess maybe when i become future me

GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4

GC: TH4T 1S 3X4CTLY WH4T K4RK4T US3D TO S4Y

GC: 1T W4S 4LW4YS TH3 4NSW3R

TG: fuck who cares

TG: like i even give a shit about being a hero whatever that even means

TG: im not seeing the problem here future me is awesome he can bail me out if he wants

GC: Y3S, 3X4CTLY!

GC: B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 COOL 4BOUT YOUR PROBL3M

GC: 1NST34D OF 4CT1NG L1K3 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 PUP4

GC: BUT DONT WORRY, ON3 D4Y YOU W1LL G3T TO T4K3 YOUR TURN 4S H3RO!

GC: 4ND ON3 D4Y

GC: YOU W1LL T4K3 OFF THOS3 DUMB GL4SS3S 4ND L3T M3 G3T 4NOTH3R SN1FF 4T YOUR 3Y3S

TG: not gonna happen

GC: COM3 ON!

GC: 1 ONLY GOT ON3 L1TTL3 WH1FF 4T TH3M

GC: WH3N YOU W3R3 4 T1NY P1NK W1GGL3R W1TH 4RMS 4ND L3GS S1TT1NG 1N 4 CR4T3R ON TH4T S4D HORS3 YOU 4T3

GC: TH3Y W3R3 PR3TTY!

GC: 1T 1S SO S3LF1SH OF YOU TO K33P TH3M COV3R3D UP

GC: 4ND TH3 L4M3 S3CR3CY SURROUND1NG 1T 1S ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND1NG M3 OF 4 C3RT41N YOU KNOW WHO >:|

TG: hey look at this change of subject going down

TG: about this comic

TG: are you saying im about to fall asleep

GC: Y3S

==>

TG: why

GC: 1 DO NOT KNOW

GC: M4YB3 YOU 4R3 R34LLY T1R3D!

GC: YOU DROP SUDD3NLY 4ND SW1FTLY, L1K3 4N 3X3CUT3D F3LON F4C1NG N4PPY JUST1C3

TG: i dont feel tired

TG: could be rose waking me up again

TG: bonkin me with yarn or some shit

GC: OH?

TG: can you see in my dreams

GC: NO >:[

TG: too bad

TG: last time i promised rose id take off my shades and look in the sky for some reason

TG: youre gonna miss a hell of a show

GC: BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH >XO

GC: MOST 4WFUL COOLK1D!!!!!

TG: so i guess i have to summon davesprite too

GC: Y3S

TG: whys that

GC: WHY DO YOU TH1NK!

GC: TO B41L YOUR STUBBORN SP3CT4CL3D BUTT OUT OF TROUBL3 4G41N

TG: huh

TG: ok

GC: WH3N YOU 4R3 4SL33P, SOON 4 HORD3 OF V3RY POW3RFUL MONST3RS W1LL 3M3RG3 FROM TH3 RU1NS

GC: TO D3F3ND TH3 TR34SUR3 YOU H4V3 STOL3N

GC: OR D1D YOU TH1NK YOU W3R3 GO1NG TO W4LTZ OUT OF H3R3 W1TH TH4T COOL L3G3ND4RY SWORD 4ND F4C3 NO CONS3QU3NC3S?

TG: yeah kinda

TG: didnt think this useless horseshit was boss grade loot to be honest

GC: W3LL 1T 1S!

GC: NOW R3L34S3 M1ST3R OR4NG3 CR34MS1CL3S, ST4T

GC: 4ND H4V3 DR34MS 4S SW33T 4S H3 T4ST3S >:]

TG: ok see ya

[jennathearcher]

I was tagged by the always wonderful @gellavonhamster to post four characters that make me go "my man, my man, my man!!"

(I've done an images-only version of this post previously, but I'm thrilled to elaborate on WHY I adore said characters here :P)

Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

(fanart credit here)

How do I begin to explain Jonathan Archivist? He's flawless :P In all seriousness, Jon is legit one of the best, most complex characters I've ever seen in media, and perhaps one of the first characters to ever make me go "THAT ONE. MINE." XD

The best part is when I first started listening to the podcast, and didn't really know WHERE it was going to go or how big the story was going to become, I had s1 Jon who is kind of an asshole and I was SO frustrated by his skepticism CONSTANTLY XD then the end of s1 rolls around, s2 illustrates a character arc that encapsulates the immediate aftermath of a severe trauma SO well, and by the end of s2, I had my ".....oh. Oh no" moment :P

Jon spends pretty much the rest of the series just GOING THROUGH IT in one way or another, and pretty consistently going "This is fine" about all of it even though he is Very Not Fine :P I want to just wrap this man in a big cozy blanket and TAKE CARE OF HIM. Because Jon goes through so much of his whole storyline.....essentially ALONE and it DRIVES ME BONKERS XD There's a point in this series where Jon has pretty much lost every friend he's ever had and it is HEARTBREAKING.

But also, his transformation throughout the series :P I don't want to go into TOO much detail here for spoiler reasons, but god. Jon has moments especially in the latter half of the series where he is SCARY. HE IS POWERFUL. AND HE IS GODDAMN SEXY :P (my bestie likes to listen to s5 episodes with me and laugh maniacally over me Losing My Shit from sheer simp-itude XD)

Also, bonus points for being a Canon Asexual 8D like me!! <3

Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk 2077)

Oh, Johnny, Johnny <3 I pretty much went into this game knowing he was gonna steal my heart, but even then, I was utterly unprepared for just how attached I would become :3

A lot of that is due to playing as a POV character that you essentially craft yourself from the ground up -- prime real estate for a self insert lover like myself XD And despite there being a myriad of colorful characters in the world of Cyberpunk, four of which you can romance, everyone can pretty much agree that Johnny is by far the most important character to the PC, who has the placeholder moniker of V.

The basics of the game's story are that your character, V, is a mercenary in the postapocalyptic world of 2077, and they are betrayed and nearly killed by one of their clients -- their life only being saved due to the presence of a chip they installed in their head during a job, without realizing said chip contained, essentially, the soul of Johnny Silverhand; a rock star turned terrorist who died in 2023.

The main plot of the game focuses on V's attempts to stabilize Johnny's presence in their brain, before the chip eventually overwrites their consciousness and kills them. A lot of that depends on the player's interactions with Johnny throughout the game, but as you can imagine, literally sharing a brain and body with someone can be quite the bonding experience :P

Especially because Johnny is a MESS. He's an alcoholic and drug addict who hides his supreme self-loathing behind a seemingly massive ego -- who talks a big game about his hatred of capitalism but in reality blew up the biggest conglomerate in the city because his girlfriend died (and it was his fault) and he doesn't know how to deal with his feelings.

The moments in the game when Johnny actually opens up to V are CAPTIVATING, certainly in part due to a masterful performance from Keanu Reeves :P This is one of those games that just grabs you with its immersion, and got me genuinely emotional several times during my first playthrough. (One day, I'll get the chance to play it again :P one day XD)

Plus there's also the aspect of building my own personal canon for my V and her relationship with Johnny, and all that adds up to holding a very special place in my heart :3

Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3)

I. LOVE. THIS. STUPID. WIZARD. SO. DAMN. MUCH.

Of course I jumped onto the BG3 train for Astarion and ended up falling head-over for the character I most commonly heard referred to as annoying :P

A dorky wizard you say? Who's highly autistic coded? Loves books and his cat? Strongly implied to be an abuse survivor at the hands of an older female partner? AND HE'S SUICIDAL??? I didn't stand a fucking chance :P

I just love listening to him talk so much XD and thank god because he never shuts up :P Nothing like a guy who thinks he's the smartest man in the room who is, IN FACT, very very dumb <3

And lest we forget if you keep him around until the third act of the game, he decides his new coping mechanism is SEEKING GODLY POWER like babe please calm down XD

I've done pretty much all of his possible endings so far outside of doing his origin run (aka playing through the whole game as him), and I just. LOVE HIM SO MUCH <3 I'm excited to romance him again, especially since I missed out on stuff the first time XD Every time I start a new playthrough I end up half-romancing him anyway because I CAN'T HELP MYSELF :P ultimately breaking my own heart when I have to commit to the character I originally set out to romance in the first place XD and he's always the first companion I get to the Exceptional approval level :3

that's my emotional support wizard :P and I WILL make him useful by juicing him up with all the good spells, thank you VERY MUCH XD

Black Leg Sanji (One Piece)

You all knew this was coming :P

Hey, you ever casually look at a fun pirate manga here and there as a teenager without ever really getting into it, but you know EXACTLY which character would be your fave and just kinda tuck that away in the back of your mind?

And then some odd years later, that manga gets adapted into an extremely successful and astonishingly well made live action Netflix series that is much more accessible to you than the source material?

And THEN that gets you engaging with more and more of the source material's fan content until you still haven't even watched the anime proper yet and somehow THIS has happened to you??

Anyway moral of the story is that your first instinct as to what character is going to be your favorite it always right no matter what :P OH MY GOD WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME

I just. Love him SO MUCH.

He cooks. He fights by KICKING PEOPLE REALLY HARD. Like SO hard. Hard enough that he can SHATTER CONCRETE WALLS??? WITH HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS LIKE HE'S ORANGE CASSIDY.

He smokes CONSTANTLY. He's ALWAYS associated with fire. He LIGHTS HIMSELF ON FIRE FOR COMBAT PURPOSES. And yet he has the most water elemental oriented soul I've EVER SEEN. (and CHRIST HOW IS HE SO FUCKING SHREDDED--)

He's 80% Leg. His EYEBROWS do the fucking THING. He's FRENCH. The extent of his post-timeskip transformation is PARTING HIS HAIR DIFFERENTLY. His name is a PUN. He is AN IDIOT and also SO SMART. He has to have 17 karmic punishments from the narrative before we ever get to his tragic backstory. His adoptive dad ate his own foot.

He's a Hopeless Romantic. He COMPLETELY FORGETS HOW TO ACT every time he so much as Sees A Woman at thirty paces. He gets so many comedic anime nosebleeds that it becomes A PLOT POINT. He has a CODE OF CHIVALRY that actually makes sense kind of (especially once you know his tragic backstory).

Lest we forget to mention that he's part of a FOUND FAMILY!!!! He has SO much love to give and his love language is all of them :P A different one for each person on the crew, as far as I can tell. With Zoro it's "the only person who's allowed to kill you is me, dammit" XD

ALSO!!!!! COME TO FIND OUT HE'S AN ACTUAL FUCKING PRINCE THAT'S JUST CASUALLY THROWN OUT THERE I JUST FLDKJAFLKDAFJLDSAF

I just. Husband Material. HUSBAND. I wanna lock that shit down SO BAD. I'm AS OBSESSED WITH HIM as he is with EVERYONE ELSE and by god I am making it the problem of all of my followers :P

~

tagging (with no pressure) @pink-cenobite @talesfromthecrypts @piratespencil @thebarefootking @damngoodbabysiitter @lady-phasma and anyone else who wants to do the thing!! <3

[kardia-library-official]

20 Questions for Fic Writers:

(Tagged by @aashiyancha! :D Posting here instead of on the main blog tho, because I want it in with all my other fic-adjacent thoughts.)

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

10! Which doesn't feel like many to me, buuuut...

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

...317,249! 8D

3. What fandoms do you write for?

For the longest time, it was just RF, but I have some stories for something else waiting in the wings because the brainrot just got to be too much. >_>; I also used to write a lot of original fiction (that's how I started writing actually), and hope to do so again whenever I feel like it. ^_^

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Behold:

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes! Mostly just because I get excited and have no chill. But also because you can't leave kudos on comments, and I want people to know I read and appreciate them. <3

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

This was kind of a hard question, because the way I generally roll is that the bulk of the fic is angsty and the ending is kind of bittersweet or hopefully ambiguous. But I think it's actually Afternoon Lullaby. Which had an outwardly mostly breezy ending, but at the end of the day it's like... "Your love is doomed, and you will grieve him for many times longer than he'll even live." But the love is there and it is real! Which might only make it worse! Gah!

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Honestly, probably Four Seasons Casebook. Mostly just because it ends with hints at things being... Too happy... >_>; (I don't consider this a spoiler because fellow Lucasheads already know what's up. :P)

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Everyone has been really chill and nice! The real hotheads in this fandom are all busy on reddit trying to wish Cecil into the cornfield or whatever, I think.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

...Define smut, ha. >_>; I do write sex scenes, but I don't really do PWP, and I'm pretty vague/non-graphic about intercourse proper. But I love getting all horny and lingering about making out and foreplay, people's kinks, etc. I guess it can be best described as a "whole meal of appetizers" approach. Weird sexual tapas bar! Woo!

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Does combining different games from the same series count? I feel like it doesn't.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No, and I would be genuinely surprised if this happened.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but I hereby give permission to anyone who would like to take a crack at it!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, and I'm honestly not sure how that works! (Or maybe I'm just a control freak?)

14. What’s your all time favourite ship?

Of the ones I've written, I'm ride or die for Lucas/Terry, and have accepted that it's kind of my Thing.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I don't tend to have a lot of things going at once, because I have a one-track mind and don't multitask well. I'm currently only working on one thing, and am halfway through the initial writing phase! But I have two longfics in the queue after that, and I gotta admit, I'm kinda "how will these EVER be DONE!?" about them, because there are two, and they are long. But I've written two longfics before, and they got wrote, so I'm sure these will too!

16. What are your writing strengths?

I have an eye for detail, and a lot of visual imagination.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

My fics are long and tedious and bogged down by details and tangents. But I see that as inextricable from my strengths, so there isn't really any fixing it. I'm just a certain kind of writer!

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

Knock yourselves out! I unfortunately only know one language, at the moment so I can't play right now. :(

19. First fandom you wrote for?

RF! I actually dabbled a little waaaaaay back in the day, and it's still floating around out there probably, but I haven't interacted with it in years and can't vouch for it.

20. Favourite fic you’ve written?

Probably Four Seasons Casebook. Something about that one really came together! I also have a lot of affection for All the Night Gardens, mostly because it was just so fun to be cringe and free and in my feelings while I basically chewed on the walls pecking away at it for over a year.

I tag @twilightscribbles, @wordspastsaturn, @tinylantern, and @nullnomore! But no pressure! And feel free to do it even if I didn't tag you!

[ihopesocomic]

i just. sorry if this is a weird ask but i really like the title. something about it just feels cozy and understanding? and also kinda personal? like it’s not a definite answer you just are telling someone that you hope it’s gonna be okay and that’s so vulnerable and personal and it just feels very gentle to me. idk if this was the intention with the name but. yeah. i like it

ahh thank you so much. c: I initially just wanted to call the comic "Hope" but that would've rendered it hard to search for via Google and what-not so we just settled on I Hope So because it had 'hope' already built in and, like you say, seemed kinda personal and optimistic so yeah let's roll with it.

We're glad to hear it sticks with folks when they hear it. 8D - RJ

[darkicedragon]

darkicedragon kentas pup at his checkup

darkicedragon frankenstein as a vet or muzaka azure YESSS XDDD CHONKY PUPPYYY darkicedragon frankenstein as a vet muzaka is the dog whisperer frankenstein has no idea how he does it 'hahaha. i uh. just get a feel for them and what theyre thinkin?' eAe maybe them meeting bc muzaka brought in a pup w a broken leg azure OH MY GOD like the office worker ww AU undercover ww vet AU where Muzaka is trying v hard to fit in and not let anyone knows he's a ww but then he does silly stuff like snacking on the doggo treats or having full conversations with doggos or wearing a flea repellent collar as a bracelet bc he accidentally got fleas from a patient XD darkicedragon tbf those might be normal things the vets and vet techs do frankenstein just eAe at him when he catches muzaka munching 'do. you need money for food?' 0w0-!! but frankenstein does notice the dogs all go nuts whenever muzaka enters

azure and he exclusively takes care of doggos, bc other animals are not happy about him esp cats Muzaka being full of scratches on his arms bc of that azure Muzaka ordering a different type of food and Franken is like ? "the other one wasn't very good" Muzaka replying without thinking and then going !! "FOR THE DOGS! IT WASN'T VERY GOOD FOR THE DOGS" darkicedragon 'oh, dont worry! i'll heal up!' eAe frankenstein cleaning muzakas arms and the scratches are already gone 'they still ate them.' 'yeah, bc food is food, but it's not what they'd PREFER, y'know?' 'no. i dont know.' 'oh. uhm. i can see how fast they rush to their bowl and theyre not running?? owo' azure Franken sort of rolling with it when he can't figure out what's wrong with a doggo or wants to figure it out more quickly, he asks Muzaka "ah, he ate something wrong." "thank you." Muzaka like owo!!! bc he's caught off guard both by replying and Franken just accepting the answer "can you tell me what hurts her?" Muzaka like >^> Franken being like o-ô "her paw" "thank you." darkicedragon frankenstein couldnt see it on xray bc it wasnt metal and it wasnt quite big enough to distend the bowel azure "you're… not gonna ask?" "hm?" "about -" how he can always tell what the doggos are saying "no, not really. if it was something I should've known, you would've told me." darkicedragon oh my god, frankenstein asking muzaka whats wrong w a pup and muzaka just ouo? 'nothing' 'hmmm. she keeps sneezing, but i cant hear anything wrong w her lungs…' 'atchoo!' 'wuff!' '……oh, she just wants to bark like her humans' //SIIIIIGHHHHHH// azure aweee 😭 darkicedragon oh, maybe muzaka comes in as a volunteer bc i was trying to figure out how hed get thru the usual teaching route 😂 what does muzaka get around w his scars or ppl think it might be from gang activity azure yesss >8D bc Franken being like =^= at him bc ur not using his shop as a money laundering front, thank u but Muzaka genuinely wants to help animals darkicedragon muzaka has sick days bc he transforms the day of the full moon but also not sure if frankenstein would notice unless muzaka was basically there full time 😂 'at this point, i think we should be paying you…' muzaka being called in w the aggressive dogs, and they just calm down around him. he picks them up and holds them to his chest and they fall asleep while frankenstein is doing his checks but also muzaka trying to give advice abt why the dogs are so aggressive maybe his side job is dog training or something azure yesss XDDD Muzaka just picks up the doggo like "now now, no need to be so fussy." doggo grumbling and being all =^= but being held is nice azure yessss maybe he was in the military that's why he has the scars and he decided change it up

[dennydraws]

Mid week!

Good Morning!! \o/ It's mid of the week! I hope it's going smooth and it's full of inspirations!! :D Work is starting to skyrocket at my end. The end of the year is always a huge high speed crunch time of gazillion holidays to prepare for. I come back home feeling so exhausted and yet so hungry to draw for myself! The struggle is real xD;; I know it's barely September but we usually start preparing for the Halloween and onwards rush as soon as August rolls. So while it is my fave time of the year with all it's cozy and colorful vibes... it's also the most exhausting one and I have to be very careful how I use my energy in the next months... ;.;

I really want to try inktober again this year but not sure what theme to pick. I don't like the official prompt list this year. For some reason, it sparked zero ideas. I'm leaning towards OCs from different story settings/worlds of mine and I think I can do 8 settings with 4 character from each one...? It should be enough :D;; but also do I want this on my plate too? 8D;; Just food for thought for me... I've prepared a tiny toned sketchbook and picked some sepia inks so I feel prepared when it comes to materials, just need to sketch the ideas before October rolls. Friends also suggest I do 31 days of Claude and Aryllin given how that's all I've been drawing lately ... but can I muster 31 ideas? 8D;; also more food for thought for me! And I need to decide quick before October sneaks on me lol

Speaking of... from recent notes/comments I take that everyone likes ... claws! hehe xD Thank you for liking these so much! I'm always smiling a ton reading the tags!

Thank you for stopping by! I hope you have great rest of the week! I hope your rolls in BG3 pass the checks, your seasonal pests in Sun Haven don't bother you much, your FF14 roulettes are smooth and you get every item you grind for! \o/

[arcplaysgames]

["Everything Hits At Once" by Spoon plays muffled in the distance]

Took out Fuckface McGee with my sister so I've almost wrapped up Sojiro's social link. Some social workers came to look into the uncle's claims of abuse, but Reverie and Futaba stood by their dad, and then Sojiro cried because YOU ARE MY DAAAAD, YOURE MY DAD BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

so happy for the Sakuras, esp Reverie Vantas-Sakura.

hahahha I fucking knew it.

I mean not that it was cleverly hidden but Futaba went back over the data and basically confirmed everythiiiiing. After Kaneshiro, someone hacked the Phansite and inflated the approval rating and rigged the rankings. It was all a ploy to put the Thieves into position to be the fall guys with Okumura.

So as I was saying: Everything is Mishima's fault. How the fuck does the site admin not recognize sloppily hacked-together code that's making changes to the key features? Like, oh my god. Mishima, you're such a fuckup and everything is your fault.

l m a o i do love this moment. No dialogue, just Ryuji realizing he's been fucking played. All the excitement and fame and his insistence that they had to go after Okumura because of the rankings, all of it falls like scales from Ryuji's eyes right here.

ya done fucked up, son

The SIU Director is like. diabolically evil lmao. They don't even try to make him anything but. He's moustache-twirly. I keep rolling my goddamn eyes.

goddamn maruki can you be a little more subtle, like just a big. just a nudge. "YANNO it's okay if your memories are lies so long as they make you happy! 8D!" bruh

Anyway, it's the school festival and the school votes on who they want to be the guest speaker (is that a thing?) and the school overwhelmingly votes for Akechi.

goddamn, the ghost of you fuckin lingers, huh

are you reverie's wife now? wait, no, that's wrong. is reverie your wife now? there, that's better.

So Shido is the big bad, right? Like, he's the guy who framed Reverie in the first place, the symmetry of fiction demands he be the final dude Reverie goes up against (until Maruki finds a way to fucketh everything up). Okumura was going into politics, by removing him, did we remove the only hurdle standing between Shido and being the new PM and he's Super Evil?

What I find slightly frustrating at this point, structurally, is that I have zero idea or indication what the baddies actually want out of this. They are killing people and presumably want to use the Metaverse to control the population, but do they have, like, a guiding philosophy or something? Or is it just power for power's sake, because that's boring.

NO IDEA. We know fuck all!

Is that a lie?

lmao what am i saying, nothing Akechi says is an absolute truth, is it?

It's funny because Akechi is..... extremely good at what he does? Not the detective thing, frankly we've had zero indication of his actual intellectual acumen in that arena. But as a double agent, he could be an Ocelot, frankly.

OH MAN THAT'S WHAT HE REMINDS ME OF, HOLY SHIT. Young Revolver Ocelot, Adamska. Oh yeah that's the vibe. Except with worse fashion and much worse hair. About as homosexual though.

ANYWAY AT THE SCHOOL FESTIVAL, THE GANG IS HANGING OUT ALONE AND AKECHI ROLLS UP AND SAYS THIS

"EVERYONE'S ALL HERE"???? lmao he knows and he isn't even being subtle about it anymore

omg and futaba fucking notices it too LMAO THAT'S GREAT i'm so happy it was intentional phrasing, hahaha that's amazing

Anyway, at the guest speaker panel, Makoto is moderating, and uses the opportunity to press Akechi for info about the case.

omg he's just gonna come out and say it

oh my god yes bitch do it, light the rag and chuck that molotov right into this whole trash fire, it can burn so much faster

THIS FUCKING BITCH

he's not as good as Adachi but I gotta say he's pretty fucking good lmao. Every time there's a Beige Alert, you know things are going to be interesting at least.

But also this is the equivalent to putting a gun to the Thieves' head. Love it.

Never play a player, Makoto.

Anyway with that obviously faked phone call, Akechi calls a 10 minute break and asks to see everyone in a private room where he will humbly serve everyone a helping of their own ass, I assume.

[the-twisted-tales-tavern]

Rough 8D: It's been days since Harkon was defeated. Yet Serana won't let Nadur stop. Isn't she aware that she'll end up a cum-drunk bimbo of a vampire if the half-orc doesn't stop soon?

Rough Sex: 8D

Perhaps she was taking this a bit far. Celebration was one thing, but such a wanton disregard for her own limits was another. Even now, as her lover's hips crashed so hard and so rough against hers, she could feel her sanity slipping away—every gasp, every panting moan, every cry was echoed with her mind growing more fuzzy, her world slipping and slowing around her—until all that she could see, all she could feel, was him.

Perhaps that was why it was so hard to tell him to stop.

"Yes~! Yes~! Ah~! Nadur~!!" Serana cried out, her body jerking and bucking with his every thrust. She arched back into the soft silken sheets of her bed, her body folding under his powerful frame. She bit at her lip, hands reaching out to grip at his wrists, his hands pressed into the sheets to either side of her, pinning her down as he plowed away, and she gasped as she looked back into his eyes. "Don't stop~! Don't stop~!"

"Serana~ we've been going for almost a week~" Nadur growled in reply—though the handsome half-orc did little to slow his thrusts in spite of his own warning. "You should take a break~ I don't want to break you~"

And that was certainly true...to an extent. The past months traveling with the gorgeous vampire woman had been some of the most wonderful the traveling warrior had experienced in his life, and her zest for life and living was infectious. He certainly found himself falling hard and fast for her, and he'd never wish harm on her ever, especially not by his hand...yet he couldn't help but imagine what a thoroughly broken Serana might be like instead.

So it came as great surprise to him—stilling his heart and his thrusts for a moment—as she rolled her gaze to once more land and fix on his again—her eyes glowing with desire, but also with a firm and steady sanity behind them. What little she still held, as she spoke her own mind.

"But I do~ I want you to break me~"

And just like that, any lingering reservation or hesitation Nadur might've held...disappeared. His heart stilled a moment longer, before his lips curled into a wicked grin, and he lunged downward, his lips crashing to hers as his hips slammed with greater passion, fury, and force. Her cries against his lips music to his ears as the handsome half-orc finally gave into his instincts, and made the princess of the Volkihar family his bitch.

[vanaglorie]

((I believe this is my first drabble thing for you. The way this works is that you are free to do with it as you please. Post it, hoard it, reply to it, or post as is. You can consider it a canon interaction between our muses or not. Whatever you wanna do with it is up to you! I hope you like it! 8D Of course, it’s the Akkun-verse))

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The convenient thing about having similar majors was that some of their classes aligned. Who didn’t like having a guaranteed friend in a given class?

Haru Miura was a studious individual who was always prompt, usually getting to class early to pick out the best seat. She’d sent a message to Akkun earlier that day asking him to come to class early if possible because she had something to give him.

It shouldn’t be a surprise as to what she could possibly give him on this day. She’d have to question their friendship if he honestly didn’t think that Haru would’ve prepared a gift for him on Valentine’s day.

Every single year Haru would go through the effort of handmaking chocolate desserts to distribute to people, and of course Akkun was going to be one of the recipients.

Admittedly, she put a bit more effort into the gift for him compared to some others, and that was due in part of them such great friends. Also, it was a matter of how much sweets Byakuran could consume in a single sitting. The amount of chocolates she was gifting to others just wouldn’t feel enough to give him.

“Oh Akkun, you’re here!” Haru waves at him from her seat, motioning for him to come over quick. When he settles down in the seat next to him, she slides over an insulated box to him. Inside was a whole chocolate cake roll (and a fork, of course).

“Happy Valentine’s day! Akkun gets a whole cake roll because it just feels fitting considering how much cake we both know you’re able to consume in a single sitting.” To a regular person, that was a number of servings sitting in the box, but for the both of them? That’s a single serving of cake.

The cake was chocolate and so was the whipped cream filling on the inside. Haru dusted the top with powdered sugar to add at least another color to the dessert.

Haru had kept the cake in the fridge up until she had to leave for class and she’d carefully transported onto campus. She wasn’t concerned that he couldn’t finish it all, but it would taste the best if he ate it all soon.

Though a lot of people took the easy way out and bought chocolates to hand out to people, Haru was the diligent sort who preferred to make things herself. When she was very young, she settled for melting chocolate and pouring them into new molds. It was something!

As she grew older, she started to do more with the treats she gave out to people as thanks for being so kind to her throughout the year. It was a show of her appreciation for all of her friends and family. What better way to convey that than to make the treats yourself?

“Haru made the roll cake herself, so it’s not going to be as good at the professionally made roll cakes,” so don’t go expecting the quality that they get on Appreciation Day. “Haru made the cake as thanks for being Haru’s great friend, Akkun. Haru hopes that you like it, even if it’s not up to par to what we normally get.”

“Now, you can eat cake throughout class. Back here, the professor shouldn’t pay too much attention to you.” Haru cracks a small joke.

How to con your friend into coming into class and staying there: have cake.

( Baking a cake for Byakuran? An entire cake, at that? Such a heroic feat would not go unnoticed nor unrewarded. Henceforth Byakuran would willingly lay down his life for his beloved friend Haru. )

( Cut to Byakuran digging into a whole roll cake in the back of the lecture hall with absolutely zero shame. The greatest honour he could bestow upon Haru was to then, of course, save her a slice. )

[cannibalcreeps]

Are you familiar with the 2009 horror movie Grace? So: how will our favorite cannibals react to the cannibal girl?

Never heard of it before, gave it a looksie and will def put it on the watch list for this year! 8D Now, for the good Hilliker boys meeting to an outsider cannibal girl 😏✨ -------------

Truthfully these boys did not expect to come across someone similar to them, in fact the three were just hoping for a quick and easy meal when attacking some random people whose car broke down, unbeknownst to them that they weren't the only ones on the hunt. Though the three brothers were hunting from afar, watching and waiting, the hidden fourth hunter was in the small group of people trying to fix their car. This woman had been a hitchhiker, being quite lucky a group of five friends were kind enough to squeeze her into their run down wagon. She was copying their mannerisms of disappointment and confusion on why the car just wouldn't start up after their quick stretch break, didn't help that the driver decided to take a dirt road that wrapped around some thick mountains of West Virginia as a 'shortcut’, which the hitchhiker woman didn't plan on, but it meant that there would be no passerby witnesses. Or so she thought.  She learned pretty fast that her and the group she was with were not alone in the mountain forest when she went down the road with one of the men, the two of them following it to see if they could come across another car or a house, when they were a good 15 minutes away from the others, the young man chatting away with her, attempting to be flirtatious which she played along with despite the disgust rolling in her stomach. Trying so not hard to roll her eyes too hard, the woman stopped suddenly and said in a concerned tone “What was that?” attempting to make out she heard a noise in the forest, moving closer to the man who only asked what she was talking about, leaning to see if he could see through the thick brush, saying he couldn’t hear a thing.  “I swear I heard something, could you just check it out for me, please” She would ask in such a sweetly tone, looking up at him with big, scared eyes that seemed to work as it forced the young man to try and act ‘manly’ in front of the ‘pretty hitchhiker girl’.  She would walk behind him hesitantly, grabbing onto the back of his shirt while he walked towards the brush and pushed the leaves aside, trying to look for whatever ‘noise’ the lady had spoken about, turning around to tell her there was nothing there but was met with a bladed knife being swiped at his face, causing him to stumble back with a yell, grasping his bleeding cheek. She went for another swipe but to her and the man’s surprise, he instead went ass up and face down to the ground when his foot got snatched up by a rope snag, sending him hanging upside down, the woman tilting her head a little as she was curious on who would make such a trap that was strong enough to handle a human weight but it didn’t stop her from stabbing the man over and over in the face and stomach, smirking large as she whispered to the slowly dying man who no longer could scream from his neck being slit, running the flat side of the bloodied blade along her tongue to taste the delicious redness, not knowing there were a pair of eyes watching her gruesome actions.  Curious eyes, piercing through the trees and slowly creeping closer as they watched this strange, violent woman crassly cutting up chunky pieces of meat and scoffing them down as though she hadn’t eaten in days, which wasn’t far from the truth, she hadn’t eaten properly in over a week, mostly surviving of cheap side-road bar food or service station snacks that she stole from through her travels, only really devouring people here and there, never having a proper, bloody meal so she was taking this blessing by the balls and eating as much as she could before she had to return back this dead man’s friends.  Wiping her blade on a clean part of the man’s clothing, and sucking the dripping red from her fingers, the hitchhiker turned to leave only to come nose to long nose with a slightly taller, scraggly, thin hillbilly of a man causing her to take in a sharp inhale and step back into the dead hanging man, making it slightly swing.  The man was rather unpleasant to look at with wiry, unkept, salty-white hair that sat far past his wrinkly and paled forehead covered in scars but was missing eyebrows, instead sporting a heavy set brow that scrunched together when the man was staring at her with piercing blue eyes, looking her over as he was thinking. The strange man reached out with a large, oddly shaped hand which the hitchhiker woman noticed was deformed and only sporting three thick fingers that were heading towards her face while the man let out a small string of chitters that snapped her out of her frozen state. So she lashed out, slicing her blade across his offending hand, making the man hiss and hold it to his chest, face scrunching up in anger and annoyance.  She attempt to take the chance to slash at his face, but was met with the man grabbing her arm midway and yank her close to him, slamming his forehead into her own, a sickening crack echoed and she saw stars that were soon swallowed in darkness.  When the woman awoke, she hazily looked around to see she was in a dingy-looking shack, her hands bounded above her head on a creaking, smelly bed. She grit her teeth and tried to test out how tight the roped restraints were but she was having no luck, a loud thwack followed by a wet squelch and snap caught her attention, looking to her side to see three large men surrounding a table that had half a bloodied body, seeing familiar clothing on the body showed that it was one of the young people who she hitchhiked with and friend she killed, along with seeing one of the men with the white hair that headbutted her.  Seeing as her feet weren’t bound, she tried to quietly pull them closer to her as a way to sit herself up, but the creaking of the strain she put on the bed didn’t go unheard as there was nothing but silence, slowly turning her head to look at the men that were staring back at the woman, her mouth going dry, not wanting to make a noise.  The first to move was the largest, but all he did was snort and turned back to brutalizing the dead persons arm from their body, while the shortest was slicing off pieces from the body, placing them on a cracked yellowed plate, making his way over to her with a toothy smile, the third man, the middle-sized one that was hunching slightly, just stared with his single eye, wide and curious as he was slowly putting a slice off flesh into his mouth, as though he was too shy to come over.  She wanted to lean away when the short man came over and sat on the side of the bed, chittering and giggling away as he grabbed a thin piece of bleeding human meat and held it close to her face, motioning for her to take a bite. She didn’t need to be a brainiac to know that she was in the presence of dangerous people, though it seemed them and her were similar in a way, she eyed the meat and the man a bit, narrowing them a little in a distrustful way before leaning in to eat the piece which pleased the strange man.  The hitchhiking, cannibalistic woman was now these three brother’s new prisoner, for now, it wouldn’t take long for her to have all three of them wrapped around her finger. 

[mable-stitchpunk]

hello!! i just now read the finale of Almost Feels Like Home and it was a Delight to read!!! i’ve never had a fic sucker punch me so hard, i was reeling for those last 10 chapters they had me on the edge of my seat that entire time! your writing is amazing to me because i rarely see writers develop their characters as well as you do, they feel so real and i honestly grew attached to all of them! reading these chapters has been a wonderful experience and they’re always fun to read again :) i’m really excited to get started on Going Home in a Box, but i’m also excited to see your other stories! your writing and your dedication to your characters makes me very happy, so i’m very glad i learned you had a tumblr today! i hope you have a nice day :)!

If it wasn't the middle of the night for me, this would've definitely brightened up my day! 8D Hopefully it rolls over into tomorrow.

Jokes aside, thank you so, so very much! I'm so glad you liked it. Almost Feels Like Home turned out to be something very special. ^_^ I remember being nervous when starting it, but then it turned out better than I expected it to be- and I loved writing it!... Especially building up for that finale. That took a whole story to plan. XD

I really hope you enjoy GHIAB, or whatever else you decide to read! And I would love to hear your thoughts or questions afterwards, or during, or whenever! And thank you so much for writing to me. It really does mean so much to me. :)

[jennathearcher]

I was tagged by @softhecreator (thank you so much!! <3)

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I like to take pictures of my POP figures when they're fresh out of the box, and a few days ago I snagged this super cute Disco Barbie POP from the new movie :3 And I happened to see that chart on a sports channel my dad had left on, laughed so hard and had to document it to show my sisters :P

NJPW corner!! First is an absolutely iconic shot from an equally iconic match between my two fave NJPW wrestlers, Francesco Akira and El Desperado <3 And then I'm just being shamelessly thirsty over Dan Moloney's Insta AS PER USUAL :P

Speaking of me being thirsty :P first is the actor who plays Dracula in the Broadway stage show "Dracula: A Comedy of Terrors," I've seen clips on TikTok and a friend of mine was lucky enough to be able to see it live in New York, and it might be my new fave adaptation ever XD And then of course, Taz Skylar as Sanji from the One Piece Netflix series, no further explanation needed there :P

Now I just get to yell about my puppy Jace and how cute he is and how much I LOVE HIM!!!! 8D LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE <3 in the image on the left, he was waiting for my parents to get home after they were out all day :P Parked his fluffy lil butt ON THE END TABLE to stare out the window XD

Closest thing I've posted to a selfie in years on here, to show off my recently dyed hair 8D I love it so much~ also featuring my Hellcheer phone case I got for my birthday this year :P and finally, a bonus glamour shot of my parents' thirteen year old dog, Rascal XD the crotchetiest little old man dog in the world~

I tag anyone who sees this and wants to do the thing!! <3

[senorincognito69]

Theatrical flop

Critics said the cinematics were a bit stiff.

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As the credits began to roll, there wasn't much of an audience for a movie like this… so the room was left silent even before the lights turned on… with the exception of one noisy guy who had come to the late night showing accompanying his best pal.

“Pffffffffffft! What a craptacular waste of time! I don’t know what you see in this kind of experimental garbage, Donny!” he said loudly. “What was that? Was it even a movie? I just don’t understand… and what was going on with those scenes? You know the ones I mean? The ones with that secondary character? If you can call it that! It was more of a background character! I admit the effects were realistic enough to creep me out, but geez… Did they really have to turn him into a freaking doll when it had nothing to do with the main plot? No, a mannequin, it was a mannequin, that director sure wanted you to know that. Almost twenty minutes of scenes about his transformation, so detailed as to say nothing! It was borderline erotic, must be a kink or something? They had to show every change and like… nail down that he was turning into a mannequin, a woman mannequin at that, as if a thing had gender. Then they just leave him… her… it… in a store and make sure you know it was never changed back and stayed a mannequin forever and nobody mentions it ever again… Weird shit I tell ya! You’re never picking a movie again Donny! Hey, Donny, are you listening to me? Donny? Dude…?”

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[novelmonger]

Moments That Bring Me Joy: Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

I'm going through some of my favorite childhood movies and listing all the moments in them that bring me joy. I'm fully aware that many of the stories I loved as a kid are deeply flawed, but I just want to take some time to appreciate what they did well. Just because I'm focusing on the positive doesn't mean I'm unaware of the negative.

Note: I chose the word "joy" deliberately. Not all of the moments that bring me joy bring me (or the characters) happiness. Scenes involving death or pain might not be very fun or cheerful, but I find joy in a good story well told.

This one is a little harder for me to parse, because it came out when I was a teenager, after I'd mostly moved on to other fandoms. I still love it and have watched it many times, but it just has a different feel to all the other ones that I watched incessantly in my preteen years. I think a teenager enjoys movies in a different way than an eight-year-old does.

Love how it begins by throwing us immediately into the middle of a stunning battle!

Obi-Wan crash-landing his ship, flying out with a Force leap, then landing in a roll and coming up lightsaber swinging - woohoo, what a move! 8D

I love all the shenanigans and banter with the elevator XD

"Chancellor Palpatine, Sith lords are our specialty."

"Dew it."

Obi-Wan waking up, hanging over Anakin's shoulder and staring down an elevator shaft, then immediately clinging to Anakin ^_^

"Do you have a Plan B?"

"Not to worry. We are still flying half a ship." ... "Another happy landing."

I love the dramatic lighting in the scene where Anakin goes to Yoda for advice about his dreams.

*cradles the last conversation Anakin and Obi-Wan have as friends* The warmth of their interactions is so precious.... :')

I've always thought the people on Utapau look really cool. Also fun that the leader is the same guy who played the Mouth of Sauron!

I looooove the creature Obi-Wan rides on Utapau <3 Its cries are so cool, and it's so colorful and pretty! 8D

"Hello there." "General Kenobi!" Classic.

You know, Obi-Wan has always been a stellar fighter, but this movie really shows him at his prime. It's not just anyone who could face off against someone wielding four lightsabers at once and stand his ground.

"So uncivilized." *tosses blaster away*

That haunting scene where Anakin, waiting in the Jedi Council chamber, looks across the sunset-red expanse towards the room where Padme waits, looking across to him.... One of the most beautiful moments in the whole series.

Darth Vader's march upon the Temple--and all of Order 66, really--is heartbreaking, but cinematically perfect. So dramatic. So striking.

I really like that Anakin sheds a tear after killing the Separatist leaders. He's so far gone already, but there's still that sliver of the man he used to be. That he can still feel pain, even remorse...it's proof that, as Luke will eventually find, there's still some good in him. And as tragic as this movie is, that tear is actually rather reassuring.

The duel between Obi-Wan and Anakin is just stunning. The moves they use, the speed, the implications of what this fight means for both of them.... I still count the Darth Maul fight as my favorite, but this one is just *chef's kiss*

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!" "I HATE YOU!" "You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you."

The juxtaposition of Darth Vader being operated on and Padme giving birth, both of them screaming, in a way both of them dying as a new life begins....

The sheer wonder on Obi-Wan's face when he learns that he might be able to talk to Qui-Gon again.

Padme's dress for her funeral is so pretty, especially with all the little white flowers in her hair.

The movie ending on a shot of the sunset on Tatooine. Beautiful.