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kexing · 4 months
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May I help you relieve stress?
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turtleblogatlast · 20 days
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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honeycombhank · 6 months
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Nelly, in her brand new to us back yard!
I could not have imagined a better reaction!
10/25/23
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mermaidsirennikita · 3 months
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one of the reasons why I enjoy Ali Hazelwood's Bride is that after the hero gets the heroine off for the first time, he (a werewolf) tells her that she "smells like she just came" and she's like well I did so that's nice and he's like no you don't understand now I need to eat you out it's my culture
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orkowhereheshouldntbe · 4 months
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Hey everyone,
As of January 20th, I'll have been running orkowhereheshouldntbe for two years. It's been so much fun, and I've learned so much about photo editing and media. But I don't feel like I can keep up with the daily posts anymore, and I don't want to keep half-assing things in hope the spark comes back. In other words, as the bio warned, the joke's gotten old.
That's not to say this blog is going away - I plan on leaving it up, and I'll still take requests and suggestions. I may even make a post of my own here and there when the mood strikes me. But I think taking the burden of daily posts off my shoulders will help.
I could never have anticipated a one-off inside joke like this becoming such a big part of my life, or taking up so much of my time. I'm proud of myself for managing to keep things going this long, even with the breaks I've had to take. And I'm endlessly grateful for all the love and support I've gotten on my posts. I'll have a special video on Saturday, to commemorate the blog's anniversary, and as a gift for all of you.
This isn't a permanent goodbye. It's just a change from how things have been. <3
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stormyoceans · 3 months
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no one needs this information but jimmy and sea have 10 mv together and it's insane. can we see more? “maybe this is love” is stuck in my eyelids forever.
SORRY ANON BUT IM GONNA BEG TO DIFFER TO ME PERSONALLY AS A PERSON THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY VITAL INFORMATION AND I DID NEED SOMEONE TO BRING IT TO MY ATTENTION BECAUSE HELLOOOOOOOO??????????? HOW DID I NOT REALIZE JIMMYSEA ALREADY HAVE SO MANY MVs TOGETHER LIKE
have i found
the key
by my side
madly in love
maybe this is love
better days
blame the stars (mork version)
one palm distance
last twilight
blame the stars (day version)
INSANITY FR?????????? like im not sure what's the average amount for a fixed pairing in GMMTV, but for jimmysea to have this many MVs with only two series under their belt feels like a lot??????? and the fact that all of those MVs are incredibly meaningful and visually stunning and that the songs that go with them are all so memorable and good??????? JIMMYSEA TRULY KINGS OF MUSIC AND SONGS AND IMAGERY AND OF MAKING DIRECTORS FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM SO MUCH THAT JUST HAVING THEM IN THEIR SERIES ISN'T ENOUGH THEY ALSO NEED TO COME UP WITH ALL THE POSSIBLE MVs FOR JIMMYSEA TO STAR IN
MANIFESTING THIS TREND TO KEEP GOING IN THEIR NEXT SERIES TOO
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narwhalandchill · 2 months
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4.6 new namecard leaks (im very normal rn)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH IM GONNA DIE IM SO FUCKINF HAPPY IM SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU DONT EVEN GET IT OH MY GODDDDDDD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MY BELOVED . FINALLY 😭😭😭
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chappellrroan · 2 months
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it's almost like if i dont let the whole world know about my new hyperfixtation i will burst into flames
#preacher's daughter both family tree songs#how she says in family tree “heaven hath no fury like a woman scorned and baby hell don't scare me i've been times before”#and western nights “i would hold the gun if you asked me to but if you love me like you say you do will you ask me to?”#the whole house in nebraska song UGH#the outro of hard times i am tired of you still tied to me bleeding whenever you want too tired to move to tired to leave#american teenager gracie's cover i love you so so so so much i do it for daddy and i do it for dale i am doing what i want DAMN i am doing#it well#ptolemaea that stop scream i am the face of love's rage blessed be the daughters of cain bound to suffering eternal through sins of their#fathers commited long before their conception that whole outro in general#i tried to be good am i no good? am i no good? am i no good?....i just wanted to be yours? am i yours? am i yours?...if i am turning in you#stomach and making you feel sick am i making you feel sick? am i making you feel sick? am i making you feel sick? is just SO AGH#also god loves you but not enough to save you I FORGIVE IT ALL AS IT COMES BACK TO ME#we know how it goes the more it hurts the less it shows but i feel like they all know and that's why i can never come back home and i spent#my life watching it go by from the sidelines and god i have tried but i think it's about time i put up a fight#and the instrumental songs their production is so so good#anyways yeah now i feel better if anyone is reading till here go listen to it thanks <3#it's great for people with family issues#v.txt
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nulltune · 3 months
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unprompted,  always accepting !   @curmoritor  ♡
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❛   owe  ...  cup ?   ❜       several syllables were lost there,  but  ——  owen in a cup.  it's owen in a cup ...  eh ?       ❛   i'm not sure what's going on,  but it's ...  a change of pace to see owen like this.   ❜       docile—  or more like,  contained.  albeit a nui of the wizard rather than owen himself,  but still !   carefully holding the cup with one hand and stroking that little felt hat of his with the other,  hakuno wonders just what to make of this situation ...
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xinhua-jun · 1 year
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HAND DELIVERY 2.0 LETS GOOOOOOO
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kexing · 1 year
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this genre of guncher scenes tho 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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thatswhatsushesaid · 9 months
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i am very relieved that i am not the only person who hears the words ‘family groupchat’ and immediately thinks “sounds fake, but ok”
like no judgment if you have them, i can theoretically understand their usefulness. it is still just. so divorced as a concept from my relationship with my family, like how can they guilt me about not staying in touch if they have an easy way of remedying that problem???
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knifechased · 2 months
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     [ Robin ]
     ❝ this soil appears rich in organic matter. it would likely decompose a body rather quickly. ❞ the archaeologist kneels, back turned, to swipe away at some leaf litter covering the dark earth below. after a moment or two, she stands again and turns back to face the man, a hand outstretched and holding a debris covered and ugly looking ( but highly valued ) fungus as an offering.   ❝ there are certain mushrooms that appear on carcasses as well. ❞ 
          【 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐊. 】                     @cptnslog 【 Robin. 】     
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    Both hands come together to carefully cradle the item she's presenting to him, automatically accepting it before he's even identified what it is. At a glance, he almost mistook it for a compressed piece of the very soil she was describing only moments prior. He rolls it within his palms and inspects it more meticulously, before the realization of what he's actually holding abruptly dawns on him.
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     ❝ ...Oh!      It's a truffle! ❞
Now understanding the significance of the gift, he mindfully brushes off a few clumps of dirt from its body, and analyzes its quality under the stray dapples of filtering in through the trees.
     ❝ This is a good find!      Are there any more? ❞
The moment he's asked, he's leaning closer to where she first scavenged the fungus. There's an authentic intrigue in his tone; conspicuous unabashed eagerness. Whilst the truffle remains carefully protected in his a curved hand, he squats down to the ground to take a look for himself. If she had been implying signs of a decaying carcass in this area, he seems entirely unconcerned about the suggestion.
     ❝ These are rare, so we should take all of them if there's others. I can make risotto. ❞
The scarcity of this particular type of fungus isn't something she should need to be reminded of, though perhaps the notion of freshly prepared truffle risotto will inspire a surge of motivation to help him find more.
The energy in him has abruptly changed; now more evidently enthusiastic with the prospect of gathering the rare ingredient.      Internally, without any intention to ask her this out loud, he wonders if this exchange is not dissimilar to when someone picks fresh flowers for a pretty girl.           He seems rather pleased with his gift.
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britneyshakespeare · 2 months
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You know what's a realization I've made just now at this moment. I've been thinking for the last couple of days about how lately my poetry feels like it has no significance to me anymore, and I don't know why or how. It certainly felt more significant to me when I was youngest, when my poetic offerings were least often worthy of much praise, when I was excited and felt catharsis. Before I was even twenty, poetry became more of a craft/hobby than a diary (to give myself credit, it was a craft/hobby when I was fourteen/fifteen too, but I built that craft/hobby out of my teenage sentiments and obsessions rather than a more concerted effort of skill or construction). And it's been many years since I wrote poetry that was about people; I can't tell you the last time I wrote a poem that was purely about my feelings for another person. More often I write poems about conflicts or problems or things I'm figuring out. Very often my poetry is just inspired by whatever book I'm reading. But I'm not interested in my poetry lately whatsoever; I write it coincidentally. I have no interest in elaborating through that medium anymore at this point in my life. I'm not sure why I continue. And my realization is that I actually have felt this before. My poetry feels like a dormant interest because very few things inspire or excite me right now. My poetry feels insignificant when I'm in a phase where my life feels insignificant.
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shadowsofthegun-if · 1 year
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Can the ROs sleep without the MC in relationship stage if the MC has to work? Or will they be unable to sleep without their love? What are their positions while sleeping? Do they cuddle? Are they a big or small spoon?
Sorry for the bombardment of questions lol
don't apologize for the questions i love answering them!
Aster: Aster could fall into a light sleep, but any movement or sound will wake them up, hoping it's Mc, even if there is no way it could actually be them. They tend to sleep pretty curled into themselves, in a fetal position. They sleep on a cot in camp, so they've gotten used to sleeping as small as they can, so that they can fully fit on it. When sleeping with Mc, they are basically wrapped around them. Mc is warm, Aster gravitates to that warmth in their sleep even if they don't mean to. They're a small spoon<3
Ro: Honestly, Ro can fully sleep through anything and fall asleep anywhere. They may love Mc, but they love sleeping almost just as much. They sleep on their side or stomach and don't normally leave their side of the bed (They used to share a bed with their brother, Alejandro, and he was not very happy if Ro ended up touching them or on his side of the bed). They do cuddle but will move away once they fall asleep. Ro runs hot and feels almost feverish when they're sleeping, and they can't handle the body heat of another person on them when they're sleeping. They are a big spoon!<3
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singsweetmelodies · 1 year
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Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!
awwww, anon, this is so sweet! 🥺❤️ it's been a long time since i've seen one of these little ask games going around (last time was way back in my Agents of SHIELD fandom days, i think?? xD) so this is a nice rush of nostalgia, and, as always, just such a lovely bit of positivity to start the week 💖 so! five things that make me happy:
1) my girlfriend 🥰🙈❤️ cheesy answer, perhaps, but definitely a true one! she's the best ❤️ and i am so excited to move in together in a few weeks' time 😘😁🥰
2) piarles 🦑🏎️❤️ yes, i really did go and put them second place right after "girlfriend," which is perhaps a little ridiculous LMAO but the brainrot that has overtaken me is so intense that i can't even pass a fricking advertisement on the tram or bus without thinking of them. so. yeah. i am obsessed, but i love it, and it makes me very happy - not least because of the incredible fandom friends i've met through this lovely ship ❤️❤️
3) speaking of fandom friends: i'm going to cheat and use #3 to list five people who make me very, very happy almost every single day. they are: @leclerctops @welightitup @redyellowstupid @effervescentdragon and @hourcat - my wonderful friends, i adore you all, and thank you so much for being your amazing selves 💜💜
4) chocolate! 🍫 another cliché answer, perhaps, but if it's true it's trueeee lmao ✌️
5) alcohol JUST KIDDING. ahem. though alcohol does make me very happy bcs one forgets all the problems and stress but i desist.
5) it'll have to be my irl best friends lmao ❤️🌈 sorry for only thinking of you at #5, hehehehe, i promise i love you all, i just also hate you passionately 😆👌 shoutout in particularly to my bestie who i will refer to as "my only valid ex" (lmao), with whom i have made a ritual of sending him pics of hot f1 drivers to watch him have a gay panic, heh heh. good times :D
and there you have it! 5 things that make katie singsweetmelodies happy 🥰👌 thanks again for this lovely ask, anon, and i will be right along to send this on to the last 10 people in my notifs <3
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