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Things currently on the first page of the "hot right now" section of knitting patterns search page on ravelry:
Several basic raglan sweaters
Mesh/fishnet sweater covered in sequins.
A dissected rat; complete with internal organs
Cute vest with stylized flowers
Two different sweaters (one pullover, one cardigan) with the same unicorn tapestry design by the same designer. Each pattern is $13 and there isn't a discount for buying both and neither pattern description mentions the other pattern. Designers can and should charge what they want for their work but this feels like a wild choice to me TBH.
Thong/Speedo "bulge" version-- ie designed for people with a penis. This pattern is no longer available??? Why is it on the hot right now page?????
Cute Christmas fair isle sweater.
Coin purse in shape of ten week old fetus.
Ranunculus sweater. Obviously.
Bookmark in shape of squished rat; complete with blood puddle.
Headband with extremely impressive goat horns and little ears. It's free and went in my library immediately.
5 different PetiteKnit patterns that still somehow look exactly the same.
Purse in the shape of grotesque head. For some reason the featured example includes a real cat tooth????
Hood with lamb ears being modeled by depressed young man.
That sweater with all the eyes which calls for yarn that is $58 per skein??
Hat that looks like a dead fish, but in a cute way.
Latest Stephen West shawl.
I don't know whats happening but the trending page pattern page has never been so chaotic. I am obsessed. Let's have more dead rat patterns and fewer tastefully boring PetitKnit patterns.
#adventures in knitting#knit snark#knitting#ravelry#knitting patterns#i don't actually have anything against PetitKnits#I just don't find their work very interesting#i ALSO don't have anything against very expensive yarn#i just find the idea of investing $250+ dollars into a novelty sweater hysterically funny#truly iconic rich kid from new york choices being made there#74 people have project pages for that sweater#0 of them are using the called for yarn#so clearly i am correct on this one#this page is also very nicodemus coded somehow#2025 is having a wild start i think
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can’t help but think of how, if we choose to go by sirius’ characterisation as a private, arrogant teen who only lets a select few into his circle, sirius’ post-azkaban life just have been such an utterly humiliating experience for him.
especially OoTP. when he has all these near strangers in his childhood house, that he hated and loved and ran away from and couldn’t ever escape. if he spent his entire pre-azkaban existence building a cold and aloof persona, not letting people know what his home life had been like, then to have all of these people get a front row seat to it because of kreacher and portrait walburga’s shenanigans must have been near unbearable. to have the entire order, including snape whom he disliked and mistrusted, hear the kinds of names he’s being called.
not only does he have to deal with the retraumatisation of his childhood, but also the fact that he’s flayed open for everyone to see. it’s not only his freedom, innocence, dignity that has been snatched from him but his privacy also. it’s such a cruel thing to experience, on top of everything else.
to have literal children, his godson who he has been kept away from all this while, whom he presumably wants to be able to look up to him, to have him see into the deepest parts of his soul. to have to be so weak in front of him. not only is he subjected to such vileness but he also cannot do anything about it.
sirius has not had a moment of peace in all the time we knew him. it is indignity upon indignity that is heaped onto him. every other character has gotten a moment of respite but him. it fully breaks my heart.
#sirius black#i am in the mood to sob tonight clearly#i just#was reading a fic#where it recounted walburga ad kreacher’s screams and taunts#and it suddenly hit me how humiliating they are?#like#even if it’s an inanimate object and a house elf#to be called an embarrassment and shame of my flesh and filth#by the only remaining members of your family#and to have it be traced back to your family#to know that your mother was alive but did not care that u were in azkaban#and that everyone else knows it too now#to walk around in every corner of your childhood house and be able to see exactly how u grew up#no boundaries no limits#to have other people keep touching parts of your family with the audacity to throw them out#and move it around#to call your home names#i just. cannot imagine.#the level of helplessness he was operating with#is it really any wonder he was the way he was#hell. he was actually so much better than he should’ve been#lesser men would’ve been catatonic or going off on a rage fuelled warpath#it’s so embarrassing to have your parent even correct u in front of friends sometimes#and to hear all this abuse. shouted at you.#and not one person ever stands up for him#or shows him any empathy#i’m actually amazed that even after all these years i’m able to find new tragedies in sirius life#HAS THAT MAN NOT BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH#pen’s notes
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Shouma Ginzaki, I have so many thoughts on this little guy. That I wish to ramble about him for a bit. Mostly about things that I find interesting such as his character design but also my thoughts on him so far.
For context I am going off from just the demo alone, so I don’t have the full picture of what he will be like in the full game.
First off, the red marking on the characters foreheads seem to have some inspiration in both a red dot called a bindi and traditional Japanese kabuki theatre make up. A bindi has ties to Buddhism and is linked to the Ajna Chakra which is also known as the "third eye" or "inner wisdom". And if you’re an anime fan you might have seen at very least one character with a red dot in their character design. So there might be some pop culture aspects to the inspiration as well. Which is why some of the characters have such dot markings in their battle ready designs.
Another thing worth noting is that the colour red in Japanese culture is a pretty prominent and versatile colour with multiple layers of symbolism. Such as being associated with protection, joy, and strength, but also with passion, power, and even danger etc.
Finally, with Shouma and Mako they both have two dots markings above their forehead. It kinda look similar to geisha dot eyebrows or Hikimayu (引眉). It’s probably just a coincidence but I thought it was worth noting.



Shouma number is nine but interestingly enough it is written in upper capital Chinese Hanzi instead of Japanese Kanji. which is probably on purpose because in Japan the number nine is considered an unlucky number because the pronunciation (苦) (ku) is similar to (苦) (suffering). The association with hardship, pain and ties to bad luck/misfortune overall contributes to the negative reputation behind this number. Similar to how the number 4 similarly avoided in Japanese culture.
While in Chinese the number nine has the opposite reputation with it being associated with good luck/good fortune and can also mean long lasting and represents the maximum level of martial happiness and longevity. I just think that is a nice subtle detail in his uniform and weapon design overall with his number being nine and all.
This probably means nothing but nine or more correctly eight phases of the moon can spiritually is often associated with cycles of growth, release, and renewal. Also the number Nine is symbolically represented by change and having a very empathic and compassionate soul. In numerology the number nine is usually linked to things such as completion, idealism, and a strong desire to help others. Which mostly fits Shouma personality in terms of his ideals and morals.
Also his star/zodiac sign Pisces is often associated with compassion, empathy, creativity, imagination and strong intuition but also a deep connection to the sub conscious. But also the weaknesses of the sign is being indecisive, sensitive, prone to escapism and their own inner turmoil. And melancholy behaviours feelings of sorrow and poignance; where they would rather go through and meditate on deep emotions such as despair/sadness rather than have no feelings at all.
Overall, the zodiac sign Pisces is very emotional driven sign and I don’t think it is a coincidence that Shouma as a character is written to be very driven by his strong emotional feelings and thoughts.

Anyway, this line of dialogue stuck out to me while playing the game demo. There seems to be a bit of a moon theme going on here? Or at the very least I think that the moon might be an important plot beat for this game story.

Which also lead to me noticing Shouma’s mecha also has some moon imagery on its design via the shoulders pads. Another interesting thing is that the chest of the mecha is designed with a Shiba Inu face notable a black one.
Shouma’s dog is probably not a literal black shiba ha ha. Although, his weapon having the chest be of the head of a black dog reminded me a bit of the Chinese mythology of the black dog called Tiangou/the heavenly dog. Which in the myth Tiangou either eats the moon or sun causing an eclipse but the moon is more notable one. Which could have inspired some design aspects to Shouma weapon perhaps.
Real quick, I will say that I haven’t looked too deeply or check to see if other characters have a subtle moon theme to their designs. Also, if you look closely on images of the other characters weapons they also have an although I will say a more subtle animal theme going on in their weapon designs as well.

Now onto his character design. First off, his backpack resembles a Kame/turtle shell get it because he’s hiding in his shell and need to slowly come out of it. Man, you gotta love the creativity Rui Komatsuzaki puts into his character designs overall.
Shouma’s boots also have a bit of a turtle-like pattern and with them being green, it looks like he has little turtle feet. His boots also partly resemble wellies, which are commonly associated with children at least in fiction giving him a childlike feel to his design. Plus they’re also outdoor boots and are usually quite popular with dog walkers as well.
Finally, his cap in terms of shape resembles either a frog, bear or hamster which adds even more to the animal theme to his overall character design.

I’m honestly curious with how Shouma’s dog, which is most likely a Shiba Inu and Sirei are connected somehow and it’s also interesting how he’s the only one that didn’t technically fight. Like there has to be a reason for it right? I also think Shouma is more important than he gives himself credit for, although I may wrong who knows.


I don’t know if others have noticed this but Shouma to me seems to be a very peacemaker type of character. He doesn’t like conflict and always puts others comfort and needs first before himself a far good amount of the time. Plus, the way he talks about his dog in optional dialogue. Makes him appear to have a selfless and kind hearted soul underneath all the self esteem/self deprecation issues of course.

I also think Shouma appears to be pretty good at reading the room and how others might be feeling. On the rare occasion he chimes in, he has some pretty possible ideas and theories on what might be happening in the current situation. But given how many times he’s gets shot down or told he’s stupid for thinking or saying anything at all.
Which probably breaks his confidence to where he feels he shouldn’t have said anything at all. Which is why he’s just accepts it and doesn’t push against it. Because he truly believes he can never be right on something but also insists on being a peacemaker making him unable to truly take on conflict.

Overall, from what I’ve seen so far, Shouma seems to be a very gentle soul. Who is way too harsh on himself but I do have faith that he will develop as a person as the story progresses. It probably won’t be perfect and I don’t expect his self esteem problems to just magically go away, that takes time. Honestly, Shouma so far is very relatable to me as someone who has gone through similar hardships as a teen.
Shouma has so much potential to be such a lovely and compelling written character overall and I look forward to see what the writers have in store for him in the full game. (He’s so autistic coded to me but that could just be me projecting a little onto him ha ha…)
Lastly, gameplay wise Shouma has the potential to be pretty op as a unit depending on how his abilities and moveset functions in the gameplay mechanics.
He is a counter defender and his ability shut-in gives 1+ attack with every emery that hits him. Which could have potential to be stacked if his ability can get even stronger. Reflecting back attacks is his key, so Shouma ideally will probably excel being throw at enemies head first and focus on crowd control.
Shouma will probably work best with the more frail units. Leading the enemies onto him while doing chip damage and letting heavy hitting units dish out the big hits. He’s also will probably have good synergy with the healer/support units as well but overall. I think he will probably be one of the better units in the game due to his ability to do crowd control in a game, where crowd control is key. Also depending upon on how his ability works he could also be quite a decent boss slayer as well.
Anyway, that concludes my little slightly mentally ill ramble on him. OvO’)
#the hundred line#last defense academy#thllda#shouma ginzaki#The hundred lines last defence academy#My art at least the two original fanart pieces in this post are ha ha.#Character rambles#first impression and thoughts on a character.#I had written a bunch of notes on him all way back in early April and just now have decided to shower all of my rambles in a post. OvO’)#Anyway Shouma design is pretty neat. :3c Most of the ideas and thoughts not might be fully correct but hey that’s the fun of speculation.#Rui doesn’t get enough credit as the main artist because he is so creative and put a lot of thought and effort into his character designs.#Also I am the only one who thinks Eito doesn’t feel genuine in his niceness overall. I don’t know something just feels off about it to me.#I’m also not surprised by the fact Shouma is not well liked in general but I do believe he will be a sleeper hit character overall I feel.#I’m still patiently waiting for my copy of the game to arrive. Avoiding spoilers for the game is such agony at times.#God I can’t believe Kodaka and Uchikoshi has dragged me back. This game ahh the brainrot is real for it help.#Then again I was reading all the interviews and blogs from Japanese side quietly for this game since March so I was already in the pits.#I will probably get slightly flamed for this but come on people this boy clearly got some Teruteru dna character design wise anyway. OvO’)#Also is it just me or does Shouma feel like an Uchikoshi character at times rather a Kodaka character in terms of his vibes.#Note I am not Japanese so if I might gotten some things wrong and you’re Japanese feel free to correct me if I had made some mistakes. >v<’
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obsessed with the biological implications of species interbreeding in beastars because like. hybrids between different species exist in the real world. but they're usually between species that are already extremely similar and even then they have myriad health problems and in beastars none of that seems to matter. a gazelle and a leopard can have viable offspring. a komodo dragon and a gray wolf can not only have viable offspring but they can have offspring that isn't sterile and whose descendents can pass as one of their grandparents' species. that is bananas. are all the furries part of some macrospecies that shows an extremely wide range of visual/external genetic variation while still being reproductively compatible. are only carnivores and herbivores actually different species from each other. how does this fit into itaparu suddenly deciding that carnivores and herbivores have separate prehistories. where the fuck does the society of sentient marine creatures fall into this
#bolo liveblogs#beastars#my explanation of interspecies hybrids may not be correct because I'm a literature student who's up at one am avoiding an essay#but itaparu clearly isn't a biologist either so I think it's fair
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Tunisian Ocean Stitch instructions from:
Actual published stitch dictionary: multiples of 4 + 2.
A website/blog stitch-dictionary: multiples of 10+2.
A forum post from someone who got frustrated trying to find instructions and sat down and watched a video and ignored half of the given instructions in said video: multiples of of 3+1.
Can you guess which of these three sources is actually correct?
#10+2 occasionally works out because sometimes it is unintentionally 3+1#e.g. 22#but it doesn’t work for 12 or 32#thank you forum poster for confirming I was not crazy whilst reading these other sources#and going ‘no no. I am following the instructions correctly. these stitch counts just don’t work…’#’you are giving me a 3 stitch repeat and want two edge stitches either side you cannot be telling me that this is 4+2#but 22 is also the correct length for a multiple of 4 + 2#so like… did everyone just happen to swatch a 22 stitches and just come to the wrong conclusion about the maths?#but! HOW.#like how do you sit down and go ‘ah yes. each shell requires 3 stitches. clearly this is a 4/10 stitch repeat’#(actually I suspect for the 4 stitch one it’s bc the instruction is ‘yo and pull through 4 loops’#and the writer forgot that the 1st loop is the one already on the hook#so pulling through four loops is actually only pulling through three stitches#fuck knows what the 10-stitch person was thinking.
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the worst possible fandom experience is seeing someone passionately and lovingly going on an extended rant about your favorite characters with a premise that is objectively factually incorrect.
#like. you are simply MISREMEMBERING the first season#and the second season and also the third season#‘she’s SO mad at him’ she literally is not. she’s chilling. she’s occasionally mildly irritated with him at worst.#‘she doesn’t care about his friends’ she LITERALLY risks her life to save them but OKAYYYYYYYYYY#maybe it got more factually correct after that idk i stopped reading#also saying HE’S misremembering their relationship is wild bc like. i mean he *IS*#but also they clearly have the same fucked up memories that they can canonically recall in tandem#so this is not a one-sided issue#idk it’s just sooooooo funny#i am BEGGING you to rewatch the part you’re talking about before you post about it#case in point: i have some SERIOUS points to make about later seasons#but i refuse to make them until i get to them in rewatch and can reassess my opinions#truly NOT that hard…#not seriously upset about this - i legitimately think it’s funny
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pricingham. to me .,
#pricingham#tbom#book of mormon#the book of mormon#i am correct about all things pricingham#and this is literally them#kevin is the one who knows he’s gay but doesn’t know he’s in love with arnold. obviously#arnold is so clearly in love with kevin#kevin price#arnold cunningham
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but unlike AO3's tagging system i do kind of consider TVA!Loki and Movies!Loki to be separate characters, similar to how Alligator!Loki and Sylvie are, to the point where i at first actually assumed everyone in the fandom (both the series-specific one and the mcu) would think the same on this topic especially since that series was about alternate universes and their associated different versions of characters.
so in my innocent imagined world there were - for instance - no long posts about how the main Loki in the series was "OOC" because well it's a different guy of course he's not the exactly same as that other guy. though there would i am sure be equally long posts comparing and contrasting and declaring one superior to the other, and doubtless people would argue about whether an alternate version was what the existing fanbase had wanted from the series and whether it was a good idea generally. so in my little bizarro-world the discourse is a bit different (as befits an alternate universe).
so like i still think of them as separate characters, but i am at least aware now that this is apparently an odd view of the situation somehow.
#there's a good chance it's my time in doctor who fandom that made me see it this way u know?#i don't *just* tag tva!loki and movies!loki here on tumblr so people can filter one or the other out!#also in terms of writing fic cos they do have quite distinct ways of speaking (and so does ragnarok!loki to an extent)#i do feel like i'd have to rewrite one of my sifki fics (for instance) if i was for some reason to put tva!loki in it instead#i suppose it really is a “he would not say that!” thing but in this case there's another he available who *would* say that#i've seen the occasional fic where the writer has clearly plugged the wrong loki into the scenario and it just seems weird#if this post starts a fight then i hope it does so in another universe from the one i currently inhabit#though obvs it won't as i am correct about this and everyone is bound to agree with me
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it's late, but i got this GW anthology doujin yesterday and i've been overworked and underpaid and unable to draw or relax for the past two weeks until tonight and i have been REVIVED as i'm 90% sure this a two page comic of trowa thinking he's drinking quatre's used bath water only to find out it's duo's and proceeding to vomit
i am a simple thing with simple needs that have been thoroughly met
#gundam wing#3x4#trowa barton#quatre raberba winner#duo maxwell#i feel like a dragon#and my hoard is GW doujinshi with a heavy sway to 3x4 specifically#this particular one was primarily 1x2 stories but i ain't picky#lots of good art and despite not knowing the language i had quite a few laughs#what's funny is that there are few 3x4 doujin on the site that i found#but yet i KNOW that there are a lot more from memories of finding shrines for 3x4 on the internet when i was like 14 or something#i specifically remember one where trowa was a priest and had a two page shoulder width#clearly that has influenced my current art of him...#anyway maybe other 3x4 shippers around the world are hoarding them#lord knows i am#it's late i need sleep that's why i'm rambling#there were so many un-s in that explanation text...#also if anybody wants to correct me who knows japanese i won't be mad at all i shall instead be thoroughly pleased at receiving knowledge <
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They should've just let Jason be a part of the rogues gallery
#i'm not main tagging this#HE WAS NOT AN “ANTIHERO” IN UNDER THE RED HOOD HE WAS NOT MEANT TO BE IN ANY WAY CORRECT#(B is also pretty wrong in that plotline but that's. a symptom of batman writers assuming B is the default morally correct choice)#(not the point here)#the Batman rogues gallery is all at their core made up of foils to Batman. they're all meant to challenge his morals and his beliefs#on like a thematic level#sorry I'm a freak who believes in the themes of Batman#AND YOU KNOW WHO'S ENTIRE POINT FOR BEING BROUGHT BACK IS TO BE A MORAL AND THEMATIC FOIL FOR BATMAN#(and more importantly I'd argue *for Bruce Wayne*)#(no seriously I will genuinely argue that Jason-as-Red-Hood is compelling specifically bc he's not just a challenge to *Batman's* core#beliefs and themes#but also *Bruce Wayne's* core beliefs and themes#but to do that I'd have to talk way more about how I choose to analyze the thematic core of Batman way more then I'm willing to do in tags)#I love Jason I love Jason so much I have since I was a child he is literally the reason I developed a special interest in Batman as a kid#however I am one of the minority that *doesn't want to see Jason reunited with the batfamily*#I think he is his strongest as an openly antagonistic figure and I think they completely squandered the potential he had when they started#with this whole “lets make Jason an antihero and have him reintegrate into the family”#*thing I forgot the word thing at the end#there was stories you could tell with him but they don't work if he's suddenly buddy buddy with the family#and they clearly don't know what the fuck to do with him and haven't for like over 15 years IF I'M BEING GENEROUS#I'd say really they haven't known what the fuck to do with him since after utrh itself tbh#okay tag rant over I could do this forever if I don't stop here#is there a max out limit on tags actually????
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head in hands. guys. you have to know that stephenie meyer was not inspired by mcr to write twilight. there ARE mcr songs she connects with characters. on her official website she’s got little playlists for each book she’s published and mcr does happen to be on some of those playlists.
However. also on her website is the literal spiel she has about how she dreamed of the meadow sparkling scene and that’s how she wrote twilight. that’s the inspiration!!! she just had a dream once!!! literally just find the post on her blog where she talks abt the behind story abt writing twilight!
#kiri.txt#the best story behind is clearly the new moon one tho#just for the baller I am not anti-female I am anti-human quote#btw I don’t like this series at all just to clarify#I just know like.#not everything but more than the average person ok#I always see this domino bs on my dashboard so. correcting misinfo#would be really funny if I got corrected and this became a net zero info post#don’t think it’ll happen but if so I’ll take the L
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tagged by the tastemaker @cordiallyfuturedwight for the july list 💕 Category 5 Breakdown in the tags as per usual but tagging some favs if you fancy a go @aprylynn @thvinyl @monismochi @banghwa @pauls-mccharmly @avizou mwah
#honestly quite a few of these are from my annie playlist because i was listening on repeat to make sure the vibes were correct.#because unfortunately that's just who i am.#they're all fab though if you're looking for anything new#bruises - please for the love of god give ryan beatty's new album a listen front to back. it's genuinely flawless.#bruises off the peach was a firm favourite but white teeth has taken it in the last couple of days. aoty.#the hardest part - i adore this song. olivia dean is phenomenal. leon bridges never disappoints. the combination is. quite frankly. etherea#gorilla - little simz i would do anything for u. national treasure. knighthood.#walking away - wimpiii has made a comeback for me recently and i hope she's here to stay a while#free - let's discuss this at the hospital#sunshine - i am a gabrielle stan from BIRTH and til DEATH#sunshine baby - clearly i was attempting to manifest sunshine in what has apparently been one of the wettest julys on record.#so much for that. anyway the new japanese house album is pretty good#champagne shit - 10/10 janelle monáe can do no wrong#unknown - clinging on another month because that BRIDGE!!!!! the girls that get it-- well- they're crying#i can't run away - hiphop unit sobfest what more can a girl ask for#AND SCENE thank you all for being here#tag#receiptify#love to see paolo in the top artists also#tommy lefroy are exquisite too
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Making this on my alt to say im 100% convinced that a CJPH is so going to happen I can feel it & I'm not crazy & I'm so sane about this
#only on Alt cos i made a guess from a thing in discord but i don't wanna spoil it ? not rlly a spoil but i made a good guess from a thing#no one rlly looks at my Alt so im also confident to post it#but if my theory is correct 🤓#set your clocks for the 5th gang#which is next monday#if im correct [which im VERY confident i am] im so excited cos its SUCH a neat concept#Idk how it'll go#maybe the first four songs are a song from each past album? & then the last song is either a new song or#an INSANE mash up of a BUNCH of his different songs or at least the power hours#i don't think he'll touch anything vol.1 wise? hes very clearly keeping that its own thing#but maybe like a one off lyric ref?#idk who knows#all i know is that its DEFINITELY real & i am NOT crazy#juno rants
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🔎 - Their last 3 search terms
data leakㅤㅤ∘ ˚ ( accepting )
"nighttime selfie tips" "can i make my hair grow faster" "can vampires smoke weed" "can irl vampires smoke weed"
#gnarledbite#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ANSWERED: IC ⋮ I AM A VULTURE THAT FEEDS ON PAIN.#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ VERSE: FLEDGLING.#u get a bonus bc one was a correction in an effort to find non-fictional results lmao#i've actually been thinking about how byan has ABSOLUTELY tried googling vamp terminology in an effort to get explanations#so u get a verse specific answer#ofc they come up empty-handed with every search#or only get like. fictional content.#but it doesn't stop them from trying clearly#weed cw
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This is giving me too many ideas for headcanons
air fryer
#Monaca “Monaca can get an air fryer if she wants one. don't test Monaca.” Towa#Mono “I AM an air fryer. technically I can fry humans aswell buuuut-” Kuma#Junko “I had an air fryer before I decided to toss it off a cliff so that i could despair over the lost $400 i spent on it” Enoshima#Mukuro “That was my air fryer. She yook my fucking air fryer.” Ikusaba#Tsumugi “No but I could DRESS UP like an air fryer and get a free supply of (raw) food!” Shirogane#Toko “Correct as always my prince” Fukawa#Servant “Well I used the Warriors' air fryer before I arrived a millisecond late to a meeting and they burnt my non-junko hand in it” Nagito#(“not like i deserved one anyway...”)#Celestia “Air fryers are too modern for my taste. i prefer burning others at the stake” *gets burnt at the stake* Ludenberg#Teruteru “Those are too expensive + classic stoves and grills are better than frying air so fuck you anyway you richy bich” Hanamura#Haiji “of course i had an air fryer...before the kids fucking took over everything” Towa#Hajime “I don't remember if I had an air fryer” Hinata#Rantaro “Yeah i feel you there buddy” Amami#Izuru “I'm actually the Ultimate Air Fryer. Your expensive machines are no match for the sheer strength of my air frying abilites.” Kamakura#Akane “NO BUT I HEARD THE WORD FRY” Owari#Kazuichi “I did but I got too eager to pick it apart that I forgot it was still hot and burnt my hand so my dad got rid of it” Souda#Sonia “DID YOU SAY AIR FLYER? MY KINGDOMS MAKING A NEW FIGHTER JET BY THAT EXACT NAME” Nevermind#Himiko “I did once but I made it dissapear with MaGiC!” Yumeno#Tenko “Its not MY FAULT that those are so good for karate practice!” Chabashira#K1 “I knew an air fryer once actually. why would i own one even. that has weird implications...” B0#Fuyuhiko “DONT TALK THAT SHIT INFRONT OF ME” Kuzuryu#Peko “I own nothing. I am provided complimentary living supplies by the Kuzuryu Clan.” Pekoyama#Gundham “My Four Dark Devas of Destruction ATE one of those while it was ACTIVATED. I do not need such a meek machine!” Tanaka#Leon “FUCK YOU IM SO BULLISH ABOUT AIR FRYERS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND” Kuwada#Ultimate “clearly you don't own an air fryer” Impostor#Ibuki “I bought one because if you tweak it juuuust right it lets out this rad whirring noise for backing tracks!” Mioda#Miu “I MADE A WHOLE NEW LINE OF AIR FRYERS USING MY KICKASS INVENTOR SKILLS BITCH” Iruma#Kiyotaka “HOPES PEAK HAS EXPLICITLY STATED THAT AIR FRYERS ARE NOT IN THE BUDGET. STOP BRING THAT UP.” Ishimaru#Mondo “Air fryers couldnt handle the heat of the sauna like me and Ishibro could but i kept getting hungry in there and kept bringing them—#—into the sauna to make food for me and him while we had our totally platonic bro competition so Hopes Peak stopped buying them“ Owada
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Okay. It's time for an AI rant.
My nephew is 13 years old. Whenever he writes a paper for school, I check it over and fix all of his mistakes for him. He said to me, "Maybe I'll proofread your paper for you in exchange," meaning one of the scholarly articles I write for work. I said, "Cool," and gave him the file. And he said, "Well, this is full of errors! See, you always say you have a lot to correct on my stuff, and look at all the stuff you got wrong!" And I said, surprised, "What? Where?" Because I'm sure there are typos in the draft I sent him, but not, like, that many.
And then he pointed to the screen and said, "Look at all the blue and red lines you have."
And I said, "Yeah, but those are wrong. Like, those are blue and red lines I'm ignoring because the computer is wrong." And then I paused and added, "You know you can't proofread a paper by just looking at the red and blue lines, right?" And he gave me the blankest look, because that clearly is EXACTLY what he thinks. And it became even clearer suddenly why, whenever I correct something on his paper, his immediate reaction is, "It didn't have a blue or red line."
There's a very good reason for that: THAT'S BECAUSE THE COMPUTER ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT IT WAS WRONG.
I am so tired of being sold the idea that computers are better than humans and so we should just outsource everything to them, which is clearly the lesson my nephew is absorbing in U.S. middle school. COMPUTERS ARE NOT BETTER THAN HUMANS. Like, maybe they are better at humans at crawling through rubble to find people trapped inside. They are also better at preserving things in a searchable format. Things like that. Very limited circumstances.
I don't want to sound alarmist but everything I hear about people using generative AI freaks me out. It's not just that I'm freaked out by people being like, "I use it to write novels!" (Although I don't see how they do, I have tried to have it write fiction for me and the output was truly terrible.) But I recognize my bias around creative writing and so no one needs to credit my views on artificial writing. But! Other things are alarming, too! "I use it to brainstorm x, y, or z." But...why? Why not just...use your own brain...to...brain...storm? The computer doesn't even have a brain to brainstorm with! And you might be like, "But it comes up with things that my brain would never think of!" So would other people! You could also brainstorm with other people! Or even through Google to see what other people have thought before you (not AI). Please don't belittle the wonder of thinking.
I just feel like the marketing around generative AI boils down to "Wouldn't it be easier not to use your own brain to think about things?" Everyone. No. It would not be. Please just trust me on this. I'm not just an old person who is out of touch with technology or something. I promise. USE YOUR BRAINS. IT WILL BE OKAY.
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