I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.
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I’M LOVING THIS NEW SELF ESTEEM LIKE THE ONE I HAD AT SEVENTEEN SO UNFAZED BY THE WORLD AND IT SCREAMS AND IT SCREAMS!!! AND I SCREAM!!! imdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainimdoingitagainimdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainBABYdoingitagaindoingitagainimdoingitagain I’M ON A NEW LEVEL SOMETHING’S GOT ME FEELIN’ SO GOOD!!!! MY ENERGY IS THROUGH THE ROOF!!! YEAH NOTHING’S GONNA STOP ME NOW!!!
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y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*
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