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#so hot my eyes are burning
mattodore · 7 months
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there's something about the way you are that makes me… ♪
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fizzytoo · 6 months
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awacatin · 2 months
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I should b down there under immense pressure and surrounded by pitch black. It should be me!!!! I should be there!!!! I should be transparent!!! And get blinded and shredded by a machine's propeller!!!! I should float aimlessly and absorb tiny things through my skin!!! I should not know what a job is!!!! I should be a colony of smaller beings attached together into a giant digestive system!!!! I should be like an expandable plastic bag!!! Why am I not down there!!! Why am I blinded by unforgiving light!!!! Why am I surrounded by meaty flesh!!! Why do I need bones!!! Useless!!! It's useless!!! I should be down there
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howaerds-a · 5 months
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𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐞 𝐱 𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 . ( @m0bhit )
-- 𝘮𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 / 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 --
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whumpshaped · 4 months
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sat scalding ramen on my lap with a towel on me. to shield from hot bowl. didn't work chair got hit it tumbled the bowl in my lap. burning my lap leaving the circle of the bottom of the bowl to burn right in my lap. it wasn't a huge bowl either it was a teensy bowl. </3 so I was graced with the circle on my pelvis. for months. and I couldn't tell anyone about it. cause that's embarrassing. 👁️✨
im so sorry but thats so real😭 when i fainted and hit my head and my hair fell out in a patch i didnt tell anyone bc it was so embarrassing😭 i only started telling it bc its grown back since. also how do u tell ppl u fainted on april 1st😭😭😭😭 everyone thinks its a fucking joke
im so sorry abt the burns thats so painful
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moonspower · 11 months
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speaking of condiments im sharing a recipe of chow chow that i like—it’s not as good as my grandma’s but lgjd. anyway chow chow is like. a southern, redneck version of kimchi. i say that but all sorts of races down here luv the stuff.
https://juliassimplysouthern.com/2021/08/homemade-chow-chow-relish.html
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zhongrin · 1 year
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oh my god yall a teapot with a warmer changes everything
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stephstars08 · 7 months
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This picture of Austin:
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Me: OH MY FUCKING GOSH!!!!!!!❤️‍🔥😍🥵😳🔥
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eddis-not-eeddis · 1 year
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I just want someone to come and put a cool hand against my forehead and give me a popsicle.
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the-acid-pear · 1 year
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Walking out of the Pizzahead fight sweating and naked and shaking but not in the sexual way (still in the sexy way tho)
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i watched a romcom movie i hadn’t seen before this afternoon (book of love) and it reminded me how much i typically freaking hate the “oh no, we’ve had a misunderstanding and we’re breaking up!” beat in a romcom narrative -- i’m just so tired of it, it’s just so exhaustingly inevitable and they’re always being stupid, i hate it -- and then also how much i love literally every detail of how it’s done in ideal home
so i guess i don’t inherently hate that story beat, just how routine and dull it feels unless you’re really earning the right to do it
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iholli · 2 years
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we'll burn you all
that is your fate
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rxkuyo · 2 years
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can y'all believe I haven't touched a videogame in over 2 weeks ? feels bad man :')
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