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[stormbcrn]

difficulty vs likable person test

daenerys is a somewhat difficult person to get along with at 52.14%, and is likeable at 63.57%

[ambrozjas]

hiiii could i request sfw sleeping w/ dallas or just relaxing w him in bed 😛

“can you, like, crank your body temperature lower? you’re like a fuckin’ furnace.” a thick new york accent hit your ears, an accent that could belong to someone no other than dallas winston. despite his snarky comments and jabs, he had you snug against his side with an arm wrapped around you and his head turned to the side, his one act of compliance. he knew you hated when he blew smoke in your face.

“i’m not a robot, dal.” you stated calmly, your eyes still closed as you didn’t feel him stiffen under you. if he really had a problem with it, he would’ve shoved you off a while ago.

he simply huffed. you hummed as it got quiet for a bit, the only noise radiating off of the small television in the front of your room as it played an old recording of ‘the andy griffith show’, which dallas only sat through because you liked it so much.

even though he had claimed to hate the show, it never failed to have him sat in front of the tv with his eyes glued to the screen. he claimed it was because, “there’s nothin’ to do ‘round here” but you knew dally. that was just a ruse, another way of accepting a part of you into his life slowly but surely, breaking down the walls he had so carefully placed after sylvia had penetrated them with her unfaithful behavior.

dallas always had an itch, an itch he could never scratch. he wasn’t sure what for or how this itch developed. all he knew was that he needed to scratch it. one way to look at it is; just like someone who couldn’t put sunscreen on their back, dallas could never reach this itch. no matter how much he smoked or stole or got thrown in the cooler, he could never scratch it.

dally could also never shut up.

“at least change this thing? i can’t stand watching—“

you groaned and flipped over out of his grasp, covering your ears and returning back to your fetal position as he chuckled. dallas liked making you tick. it was like a dog cocking its head at a strange noise, he watched you with intense eyes as he studied your facial expressions. dal always took mental notes, even if you didn’t think he did.

dallas leaned back against the assortment of pillows you had displayed on your bed, eyes still glued to you and a smile still evident on his face. maybe you could scratch this itch that dallas always craves to scratch, maybe you can complete the empty space that remained in him. maybe he’d actually give you a chance, he thought.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ stip because why do i always add these metaphors that don’t maje sense in my writng

kiss kiss ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍒 ꒱

[faunandfloraas]

The triumphant (?) return of daengyang school. bonus:

[sk3tch404]

He be having 3 diff looks smh 🤦‍♀️

Eyelashes.... so pretty... but boy is so crazy... 😔

[ofmdee]

elbow 😳 (reblogs appreciated but please do not repost!)

[candyheartedchy]

Working on the comic on the side and the contrast of these two panels is sending me.

[peteytheparrot]

YALL ARE CRAZY ITS ONLY BEEN A DAY BRO??? I had 200 subscribers before I posted the AMV btw 😨

It makes me so happy that people are enjoying the AMV 🥺 it makes me want to make more stuff like that, it’s also really fun to do anyways :)

[mazojo]

I wish the ultimatum had a period where the couples go to therapy

[angelxd-3303]

Finally- FINALLY saw the movie and oml I am also absolute mush! I need to see it again and again and again just to completely comprehend this rollercoaster of a movie <3 what a beautiful mess it was- now to indulge in even more fanart and fanfics >:)

Couldn't have said it better myself, friend!

[shesmore-shoebill]

I think the Amanda Arasha combination is especially effective because they do have differing opinions on a number of things, but Arasha is also largely unafraid to actually disagree/pushback on things (in a very good natured, thoughtful, usually well articulated way) without taking it personally. Which, I think is especially fun/good with Amanda, who tends to have strong opinions and expresses them very. powerfully. And I love her for it, but the discussion definitely gets even better when someone like Arasha is willing to push back or call out the comedy of certain personal opinions/subjective viewpoints, and still have a good time overall.

[blackbatcass]

I think so much of the discourse about tim and damian’s relationship could be solved if people just looked at this singular page.

[eschercaine]

Is this the canon Daemon Targaryen? 👀

[solargeist]

they made him study a lot, train, not sleep, and didn’t give him any glasses . It was immediately hell on ice

[the-sunlit-earth]

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[beresaad]

Here's my little treat with their cheeks all flushed. You will come to my bed tonight, won't you?

[...]

But you... you I'll remember. Have a fine evening, dear.

[margosartdumpsite]

Me: we have school 3 hours form now we have to slepp

Also me: no *draws gravity falls yuri instead*