#so im extra livid

[byregot]

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[mildmayfoxe]

i busted my ass the last two days at work to get three wholesale orders going out today finished even though it’s NOT my job (& in fact to detriment of my actual job) because neither of the two people responsible started them over the weekend (like they should have) or even as far as i know realized they existed & neither of them said anything to me about it in either thanks or apology when i came in today, the first time i’ve seen them this week. lmao. ok! see if i pick up your slack again!

[thebewilderer]

my professor took points off for my not including something THAT I EXPLICITLY INCLUDED. I emailed her to politely point this out (mentioning the relevant equations and tables in my report BY FUCKING NAME) and she just emailed me back (over 24 hours later. we had class in between (that I skipped because I'm furious)) and she FUCKING DOUBLED DOWN saying that she "couldn't find anything in the equations that related to food type" BITCH I POINTED EXACTLY WHERE IT WAS

I'm so fucking furious. we spend DAYS (like 18 hours a day, for three fucking days) on this fucking project and she reads it in five minutes and assigns a grade based on fucking vibes (the rubric has no numbers attached. the cunt docked me a shitload of points for this based on 'disagree' in the rubric and "strongly agree" with everything else. I got a lower grade than people who got "neither agree nor disagree" across the fucking BOARD).

she's getting a "as per my last email" and a series of screenshots. I am so fucking furious right now.

[cindylcuwho]

do hcs of enemies to lovers w chris pleaseee

“ childhood friends? ★ “

— ꒰ 🍒 summary ꒱ headcanons about going from childhood enemies to falling in love at the junior dance. — ꒰ 🐁 warnings ꒱ angst to fluff, nothing else. 1700 words. — ꒰ 💭 madds note ꒱ idek what i’m talking abt in this yall im so tired 😭

elementary school

— you weren’t sure what you did to offend chris enough to make him hate you as much as he did. in fact you two were good friends and then one day in first grade he didn’t swing on the swings with you.

— chris knew though, and he never could seem to let it go. he’s the youngest of the triplets, and one of his biggest fears is people liking his brothers more.

— you were his best friend, you just worked in a way that made him feel like he’d be seen lesser compared to either one of his brothers.

— you did everything together, even had your mom pack an extra dessert so neither chris or you would get the smaller uneven amount of a broken up one.

— but on a certain day chris had stayed home sick with a stomach bug, he spent the whole day watching cartoons and trying to convince justin to let him call your house phone on his phone later.

— soon time had passed when school got out and when nick and matt came running through the door they were extra giddy. both of them spent the rest of the day practically bragging about how much fun you three had together.

— nick, who talked about how easily you chased him down during a game of freeze tag, and matt, who mentioned sitting next to you during class, and playing on the swings.

— on his swing, next to you in his seat. chris couldn’t believe it. he didn’t show up for one day and you’re swingset buddies with his own brother?

— about a week later when he was able to go back to school, chris was still livid about it. matt didn’t mention a second time you swung on the swingset together, but he could only assume it did in fact happen.

— during class you acted like nothing happened, finger painting like you normally would. he kept his anger chill, but with shorter replies and eyes rolls.

— you assumed it was just the coming-over-being-sick mood swings. but short replies was nothing like chris, even as a little seven year old that kid would talk for hours if allowed.

— ‘fine then’ he thought. recess started and chris stayed far away from the swingset. instead he just played basketball with some of his other friends.

— since then short replies and eye rolls is all you knew chris as. it did kinda hurt, i mean he was your closest friend and then a week after him not showing up to school he comes back a whole different person.

middle school

— by sixth grade his ‘hatred’ for you only made you grow an annoyance for him.

— he would constantly pull on your hair pulling you back on his desk, and even made attempts to trip you every now and then.

— often times you’d be confused about what you even did to make him act this way. even nick and matt were confused ‘cause at home he never acted poorly.

— the teacher thought it’d be a good idea to group you two together and said it’d help you grow close again.

— that barely worked. chris didn’t want to study at your house, and he would make backhanded comments the whole time.

— the only time he was even remotely nice it was in front of his parents, would even invite you to stay over for dinner knowing it was what marylou would want to hear.

— those kind five second gestures backfired. heavily.

— chris was trying to play mario kart with justin, but was pulled away and being told he had to go shopping for nice clothes since he was taking you to the upcoming dance.

— he was moaning and groaning the whole time. meanwhile nick and matt and teasing him about his “crush” on you.

— poor little you was under the impression that chris himself wanted to take you, not that he was being forced. and it didn’t help when he seemed genuinely happy while jimmy was making you guys pose in front of the garage.

— the idea of him beginning to like you again was crushed as soon as you walked into the dance. chris avoided you all night, even going as far as having his friends tell you he went home.

— he didn’t, you knew he didn’t. chris wasn’t slick at all and you saw him talking it up with stacy hoover by the gym water fountain.

— that’s when you decided he was officially an enemy.

— chris was prepared for you to hit back with your own snarky comments and eye rolls, but he loved a challenge.

— the classroom turned into a practical war zone, the teacher had to do the most to keep you separated after you and him ruined each others clothes with paint.

high school

— chris hadn’t seen you all summer. he couldn’t even recognize you walking into the new school grounds as a freshman.

— your hair was better, slimmer figure and new clothes. he was immediately jealous seeing someone try and talk to you the first five minutes of school.

— you didn’t share many classes during freshman year, but still managed to bicker at the lunch table even after being placed at opposite ends.

— sophomore year was almost the same, except this time chris was the one to have a huge glow up.

— you weren’t a liar by any means, so saying he was unattractive would be a huge sin. but sadly, you weren’t the only one to notice.

— you were completely aware of the stares he got, and for some odd reason they made you feel jealous. that’s when nick was convinced you two were in love, but you kept swearing it would never happen.

— chris didn’t believe it for one second when matt talked to him about you taking an interest in him. you two were at a constant battle - to like him would be like a spaceship crashing down after an attempt to go to space.

— junior year everything changed.

— you two still weren’t fond, but you had completely given up fighting with him and he couldn’t believe it.

— “im done, okay? you win, chris. you win.” you didn’t even slam your locker, you delicately closed it and handed him a paper with what he needed to do for the group project before walking off.

— he didn’t back off, but he wasn’t as harsh. there was still eye rolls but he stopped with the comments, and the attempts to humiliate you.

— when dance season came again, chris was considering asking if you had a date. ‘not ‘cause he cares’ (he did so much) but because he didn’t want to go alone.

— chris was lividly butthurt over you for the second time in his life. he heard from nick who heard from madi who heard from jason who heard him his best friend dylan that you said yes to going with michael.

— you looked beautiful that night. what a shame michael never came though. you didn’t find out until years later, but matt decided enough was enough and scared michael off, giving chris a clear opportunity to swoop in and be the good guy again.

— and he did. chris sat by you, secretly hoping michael would never walk through the doors. after an hour, he stood and pulled you to the middle of the gym, not wanting you to have a depressed night.

— you belong with me by taylor swift was playing, but you two still slow danced. your head was on his chest, and he was smiling like a kid in a candy store.

— when the song changed you two broke apart, but kept you heads close together. his nose brushed yours and the look in his eyes was no longer hatred, he was back to the same seven year old that you brought extra desserts for, and were about to kiss.

— it wasn’t the best kiss you guys shared. it was both of your first times so there was no guide into it, but it was still cute.

— the rest of the school year you two were a lot more kinder to each other, offering to walk each other to a class, borrowing pencils when you both did in fact have one.

— the secret kisses too. anytime no one was looking chris instantly would catch your lips with his. overtime it got more riskier, but that only added fun to keeping secrets.

— by senior year every single one of your friends was suspicious. they all interrogated nate first, considering he’s who chris would tell anything.

— he didn’t fess anything up, but when alahna offered free mcdonalds after every hockey game he spilled the beans.

— chris wasn’t mad, he was waiting for it to happen. he spent almost a week dodging questions about your now not-so-secret kissing adventures from nick and matt.

— at a family dinner, nick decided to talk about how friendly you two have gotten and everybody was able to connect the dots.

— marylou had a talk with chris, saying if he wanted to ask you out he had to do it the right way, in person, preferably on a date, and make sure you didn’t feel pressured.

— and that’s what he did. well, what a seventeen going on eighteen year old could do.

— he didn’t have the big youtube money yet so the most he could afford was taco bell. it was okay though, you admired the effort.

— he followed the steps, but ended up getting words gambled and asking if you felt like his girlfriend. it was funny though, so laughing your head off you said yeah, and chris asked if for a quick moment so he could restart.

— then all of a sudden you’re graduating. your last name was before theirs so chris made nick carry him on his shoulders so he could see you accept the paper thing.

— after a year or two, you were a special guest on the podcast and when making a joke about the rivalry, chris went on a ten minute rant about how he was jealous you swung with someone else.

— after finding out that though you decided to buy a swing set as a christmas gift him to put in the backyard.

— ꒰ ☀️ ꒱ @freshloveee , @mattscoquette , @itzdarling , @freshloveforthefit , @junnniiieee07 .

[kenlvry]

how the main 4 would react after receiving a flower from you

note; second post!! thought abt this concept while in the shower, hope you enjoy it!

kenny mccormick 

when he first got a flower from you it was during school hours, you saw some pretty flowers by the playground bushes and decided to pick some for your boyfriend

it was daffodils , you picked abt 5 of them for him, you approached him and gave him the flowers. he was stunned at first but was so happy that you gave it to him, he’d show off to his friends and cartman would tease him for it but he didn’t care.

he treasured it so much, even on his way home all he thought was how cute and sweet you were to give him flowers, he would try to repay you somehow tbh, he’d do extra shifts just to gift something in return

when you would come over you could see he kept it in a small vase or if not just have it laying around somewhere safe 

if anyone tries to touch it he would be livid or if his mom tried throwing it away he would throw a full on tantrum, he just wants to remember the first ever gift you gave him <33

stan marsh

he was just chilling in his room probably playing games when all of the sudden sharon called him down bc his gf was here

he was confused as to why you came to his house, he got downstairs and there you were holding some georgia blue flowers in your hands, he asked why you came over and you said you came over to give him the flowers

he was blushing hard ong, the fact you came all the way here just to give him flowers blew his mind, the effort you had made his stomach tickle, you were so adorable, you said the flowers reminded you of him. he was practically the colour red at that point.

he threw up.

he apologized but you knew it wasn’t because he was disgusted, the next day he immediately went out to buy a vase to put the flowers in, he carefully picked out a vase and told everyone in his family to never touch the flowers. he just didn’t want it to be ruined yk?? :))

kyle broflovski

tbhhhhh i don’t know how would he react, i think he would blush so hard and didn’t know to respond to you, you asked him to meet you a the slide, he was waiting and from afar was you looking so beautifully holding pink lily flowers, he was blushing tbh.

you gave it to him and said that it was a present for him, cartman was staring from afar and teased him so bad “ewwwww you two are cringy” “shut up fatass”

he would just stare it during class and stan would have to tell him to focus or else he would be sent to the principals office for not hearing mr garrisons romance rant

like kenny he’d try to pay you back somehow, maybe asking you out to a date or buy you anything.

he would treasure it so much, would also keep it in a vase like stan, every time he would see pink lily flowers he’d blush and smile to himself,, it would always remind him of you <333

eric cartman

at first he cringed sooooo bad, he didn’t want anyone knowing you were giving him flowers so he acted like you were giving him drugs tryna act discreet with it

he’d tease you for it tbh, “don’t even think that i would cherish this... this.. whatever it is, i’d throw it away immediately when i get home,trust.”

you know damn well he wouldn’t but you just laughed

he was actually so excited to go home, he rushed home so fast and searched up what type of flowers you gave him, it was a carnation flower, he has no idea what it was but it was pretty

after that he would ask his mom to take him to the store to buy him a vase to keep it, he would practically force his mom to take him, but he saw you there too! obviously he wouldn’t admit it, “im buying this so if your stupid carnation flowers dies i can keep it in here, it would be wayyy prettier if it was dead” .......... “ i never told you it was a carnation flower though” you almost laughed but he just coughed and walked away

he would keep it on his bedside table so he can look at it everytime he woke up :))

[crushedsweets]

Hello! I hope you are well!

Do you think it’s possible for you to go into Jeff and Nina’s relationship please? Like are they together or is like Jeff taking advantage of Nina liking him so much?

Sorry if you’ve already done this! I love your writing, you’re so talented 🕸️ x

its actually crazy to me that i havent actually written a thing about jeff and nina oh my god. thank you by the way you are so sweet. of course tw for manipulation, abuse, etc

OK BACKSTORY

nina is a year or two younger than jeff, and was only around 12-13 when she found out about jeffs murders and rampages. since she was like 7, she was always obsessed with horror movies, gore, eventually true crime and stuff . . just awful things that kids shouldnt have access to but thats what the internet does

she started behaving incredibly weird after her obsession with jeff began (though she was always odd). just really creepy true crime fan behavior in school, acted completely rebelious and eventually cut a shallow smile into her cheeks. her parents were livid and sent her to her to live with her grandparents in Mississippi.

eventually she realized jeffs brother moved to alabama, a state away. she was 18, at the lowest point in her life, and there was now speculation that jeff died after his most recent murder in the arkensaw household in tuscaloosa, alabama.

SO SHE MOVED. stole a ton of money and jewlery and stuff from her grandparents, barely managed to secure a dingy apartment in tuscaloosa, and she went On The Hunt.

she's constantly spamming fangirl rhetoric on creepy forums and catches jeffs eye. dunno exactly how, but he ends up meeting up with her, where he realizes she was just. perfect ? like, he found her annoying from the getgo and knew she was a weirdo, but he knew how easy she'd perfect to manipulate, how much shit he could get from her, and she immediately was like 'COME HOME WITH ME ILL MAKE U DINNER' . so he does. theyre about 19-20 here.

okACTUAL RELATIONSHIP

they never actually date in the traditional sense. neither of them asked the other out, jeff doesnt even touch her if he doesn't have to. he does not love her. but nina truly, fully, completely believes they're together. she swaps between calling him her boyfriend and fiance. she tells all her coworkers about how 'oh my boyfriend finally proposed! im engaged guys!' and 'ohh we're thinking about kids..!! he said he wants a girl:)' and all of that. which its all lies, she just lies and lies and lies all the damn time about how great jeff treats her and how in love they are. she does it to all the other creeps too for a period of time, telling toby and nat about how kind jeff is to her and they know shes lying.

jeffs not really mean to her most of the time. she'll make him food, do his laundry, she's lied to the police for him, she's probably been an accessory to murder ... definitely actually since she's cleaning and bleaching his bloody clothes... so he's Nice (?)

by nice i mean like. he'll let her sit and rest her head on his shoulder, let her hold his hand, let her say she loves him. he'll joke with her sometimes, play video games with her, bring her on walks or whatever. wore a bracelet she made for him once. (emphasis on once). he tells her she's pretty if she asks

but again, he's using her - just for a place to stay, some extra money, and he'll even send her on runs to go get weed or something from dealers that give discounts to pretty girls. he won't hug her, won't buy her things, won't help clean up, etc.

NONE OF THIS IS SHIPPING OR ROMANTIC LIKE ITS ALL REALLY SAD AND HORRIBLE. most of the creeps are inherently violent, half are murderers, almost none have any emotional regulation . . theyre just very . yeah.

which is why eventually, he kinda like, loses his shit - he starts screaming about how she's a dumbass who threw her life away for him, how he doesnt give a shit about her, he's shoving chairs around, knocking things off tables. eventually he stabs her, once in the side of her stomach, and leaves.

nina knows jane from the other creeps and calls her as she's frantically trying to fix her own wound, and jane swiftly gets her. jane doesnt like her but jane has morals and knows jeffs mistreating nina - but ninas losing her shit when jane mentions a hospital and refuses to go to the ER, so she ends up in jack's cabin getting stitched up.

theyre all kinda shocked that jeff didnt just kill her. its real weird for him to stab her once and leave, but jeff knew how far ninas devotion went and completely expected her to grovel at his feet and beg for forgiveness, and now he can continue using her just like before . but nina twisted it in her head and convinced herself 'oh its because he loves me! he didnt kill me because he loves me! BUT HE'S MAD AT ME AND I CAN'T FIND HIM AND WHAT IF HE'S WITH SOME OTHER GIRL I NEED TO FIX THIS' but literally nobody wants to help her 'get back' with him because like ...... why would they ?????

so she gets onto whitepages, finds liu, and ends up on his doorstep.

that's where my drawing of her crying on lius kitchen floor comes from

ive kinda hit a point in the story where like... this part is the 'current' plot ??? like this is where we are at in this very moment . so i have nothing concrete for the future...

but overall she does get over him, thats probably where ill put more emphasis on her friendship with nat/toby and her eventual little sister type relationship with liu... i just need to figure out how to do that without it coming off as like 'and she went to therapy and everything was fine !^_^'

i want jeff ... to be... vbery miserab;e....... basically.

[ihavemanyhusbands]

"he enjoyed getting under your skin just as much as you liked getting under his." Oof, first of all!! Was this closing sentence unbelievably suggestive or was it just me?? 😭

May i also add that i LIIIVE for the hotheaded young woman with the grumpy old yet vicious man who normally takes no shits but somehow has a soft spot for this young lady trope?? The romcom of it all! The underlying sexual tension!!

Like imagine the next morning they're having a small breakfast at the motel and this busty blonde working at the cafeteria gives Duncan some extra pancakes and flirts with him, even going so far as giving him her room number. The reader feels livid but tries to brush it off but of course Mr Retired Girthmaster notices and teases her about it lmaooo 🤭 all while wanting to do something about the reader's angry pouty lips and flushed cheeks

RETIRED GIRTHMASTER 😭😭😭😭 im sobbing lmaoooo im glad ur liking it!! The way i see it rn its like, a non canon prequel to the black kaiser’s nightmare hahahaha they secretly want each other sososososo bad UGH

———

Duncan muttered a quick thank you to the waitress as she refilled his coffee. He was focused on his food, studiously ignoring the prominent cleavage near his head.

You raised both eyebrows in half amusement, half irritation, smiling tightly as she refilled yours. You showed perhaps a little too much teeth as you asked her for the check, and she scurried off with one last glance at your companion.

“If she’d stood any closer, she would’ve poked your eye right out,” you said, pouring creamer in your coffee. “Those are a hazard.”

Duncan let out a small huff. “I hadn’t even noticed.”

“Oh please, she’s been pushing her tits out at you any time she’s come around. And don’t tell me she hasn’t been a little too present,” you continued with a scoff. “No shitty diner worth its salt has such attentive service.”

He observed you for a moment, breaking out into a smug grin. He said nothing, though, which only made you angrier as he casually shoveled a syrupy piece of pancake into his mouth.

“What?” You snapped.

“Nothing,” he said, not looking at you but still grinning a little.

“Tell me!” You urged, vindictively swiping the piece of hashbrown he was going to grab with your fork.

You ate it angrily and he shook his head with a chuckle.

“It’s kind of adorable when you get jealous,” he said, crossing his arms. “You get all wound up, like a little chihuahua.”

You gasped, appalled. “I’m not fucking jealous.”

The waitress reappeared then, leaving the check on the table. Duncan grabbed it and immediately showed you the paper. She had written her number and name at the bottom, a little heart drawn next to them.

He chuckled as your mouth thinned into a grim line, but you shrugged, trying to seem fully unaffected.

“I don’t care, do whatever you want, but you can’t fuck her in our room,” you said all too casually.

He snorted. “What makes you think I want to fuck her?”

You glared at him, crossing your arms over your chest stubbornly. He held your gaze for a moment, as if trying to convey something meaningful, but then he looked away.

Whatever the message was, you pointedly decided to ignore it…. For the time being.

———

[quirkle2]

random silly little things abt the crew bc im mentally ill

briar's face markings glow in the dark

wars' and briar's favorite bonding exercise is roughhousing

unless an injury is dire and needs legend's healing magic, fig is usually the one to dress everybody's wounds. he doesn't have any extra medical knowledge—it's just its way of showing love and telling them it'll be ok

lumen sometimes still worries if he is Enough—remnants of ghirahim's taunting and impa's scoldings

sometimes when they're all trekking along the road in silence, somebody will start humming a tune they all know and everybody will join in

wars is scared of spiders, and any fire that cannot be directly controlled by him

lumen is very fidgety and loves hands-on type hobbies, like whittling and pottery. legend enjoys these too, but can only do them w her in short bursts bc of his arthritis. lumen is patient and waits for him, tho

since briar and wars are the only extroverts in the group, they are often the unofficial intel-gatherers when they visit towns

briar is a leatherworker, and made most of his leather clothing himself

because of how wars' era treats him before he's banished, the others are fiercely protective of him when they visit his world (they r all LIVID that wars has been treated like shit almost his entire life)

fig kisses their foreheads a lot. reminder! i love u

when they have to split up, more often than not wars is paired w legend; fig knows wars and ledge work extremely well together, and they cover each other's weaknesses, but it's also just bc they like hanging out and are comforted by each other's presence and fig knows that <3

sometimes fig has these Moments while he's watching the others laugh and lean on each other around the fire where it is simply so overwhelmed w love for his kids . so much love it does not know where to place it all so he just sits there and tries not to implode

when the crew gets to rest at fig and malon's ranch and all the others are in bed and asleep, fig secretly gushes to malon abt them all . he loves themso much and it wants to holdthem all so close

lumen is in a polycule with groose and zelda :)

legend is usually the one to cook them meals—he makes the best-tasting stuff

sometimes, if they know they're safe, they all sleep in a pile, limbs entangled <3

[isopropylcayenne]

Wow, guess thats it for me. Maybe I’ll check streaming to see who won later. But I’ll be damned if im gonna watch them send people home with so little thought or justification. The same “merit” that saved Dan should’ve saved both of them and im LIVID. I was just ramping up to do a full rewatch too, but I stopped in my tracks when noticed Noel sexually harassing Alice late in S7. Then I watched Tom Allen make fun of this womans dead cat tribute cake for what felt like an eternity on Extra Alice. And now they’ve gotten rid of one of the most interesting bakers on the show to save a spot for 2 men who made borderline inedible food. Im out. Also, not for nothing, but what would’ve been the harm in giving Josh star baker? They’re like grandparents who’ve found a favorite grandchild.

[spaceagebachelorstan]

i am very bored rn, so

ride the cyclone youtube au

they all have semi-popular yt channels in this au. i dont know what counts as popular so take that as anywhere from 1-20k each. whatever you see it as will work

mischa

had to start with the king of kaching himself. Obviously he posts frequently to badegg, most of his time on his yt chamnels goes to his music, but he'd start badegg_games as a little side thing and react to horror games he really likes, which gets peoples attention. he puts links to the original badegg in his descriptions which leads to more people finding his music. how much more? you decide. he also collabs pretty frequently with ricky, and brings other choir members on sometimes. his backgroud is just his room, maybe with some extra lighting. he edits his own videos and they are exactly how you'd expect them to be.

ricky

he absolutely has a gaming channel. he might stream as well. he's played every single fnaf fangame, including all the dating sims. hes also played onlycans. that one got age-restricted. any niche game he finds he makes a video on it. he uses text to speech in his videos, most of the time in post production so he doesn't have to type as he plays, and adds big subtitles. he also has a complete timeline of zolarian history. mischa and him collab pretty frequently, often playing multiplayer horror games together. he spends a lot of time on his video borders, and his channel logo is very fun and colourful. his cats show up very frequently in his videos, and when its something he doesn't think will jumpscare him, they're often sat on his lap as he plays. rpgs and sci-fi are some of the main types of games he plays, but theres a big variety. his channel name is linked to cats, zolar, or both.

ocean

she is freesciencelessons, but for every single subject. she is the only reason anyone is passing anything. she started it as either some extra credit project or as a way to revise, but people started following her and she actually quite liked making the videos, so she kept going. she doesn't bring other people onto her channel very often. her videos range from ten minutes to half an hour, depending on the subject, and shes very thorough. if its on any type of standardized test, ocean has made a video on it. she makes props for her videos and asks penny or ricky to animate things for her sometimes. her channel name is something simple like rosenbergrevision or something.

constance

did anyone watch quake n bakes? because that is what she'd do. shed post themed tutorials on how to bake different things. if it was a choir member's birthday, shed make them a themed treat and give it to them in the recording (if they were ok w it). her most popular tutorial/recipe were these 3D minecraft mob marshmallows she made for ricky, but her personal favourite are these little rose-shaped meringue cookies. sometimes she posts sewing videos as well, or little arts and crafts videos. she also promotes the cafe or makes cafe vlogs, but not often. her set up is pretty aesthetic and neat, but nothing extremely fancy. her intro is. short but sweet and she. has a little logo. her channel name is smthn like blackwoodbakes or connie'skitchen.

noel

he started making videos about poetry and film history and french cinema just to talk about them really. it was a passion project, he wasn't really too bothered about how many people saw it. he put work into it because he liked it, and he's haply with the followers he has. his videos are really long, and he goes super in depth. and then, he loses a bet to someone in the choir, and makes one of those "i watched _____ so you didn't have to" videos about some rlly bad movie that everybody takes the piss out of (think after or something). im picturing him with like a wine glass in hand making quips about whatever scene is on. it gets so many more views than his other videos. he's absolutely livid. but he makes more bcs people genuinely seemed to like the video. his dramatics and insults were quite interesting to watch, and soon its a pretty regular thing (if regular means once every four months). he still mostly makes his videos on things he likes, though. also, he managed to rope ocean into watching some horrible basic film with him and people like their dynamic, oddly enough. on halloween he reacts to horror movies with mischa. his channel name is something serious and probably ties into france somehow.

penny

shes a faceless youtuber and she has a pretty wide variety of videos. she used to be a stan acct for johnny moon before legoland, and she had to post a video on why what she did was wrong as community service. that one got a lot of views. she has a lot of art tips and speedpaints, as well as a lot of vlogs and a draw my life. she has a lot of videos about different types of music as well. her username has something to do with jane doe, she thought abt it because shes faceless and doesnt show her identity online and thought it was a fun idea. her set up is pretty basic, but its nice, and ezra's voice features in a lot of videos. the other choir members don't normally appear on her channel, but she, ricky and constance did an art challenge once.

[djo-time]

if i see one more person get their twenty twenty vinyl before vinyl me please has even shipped mine i am going to lose my shit fr!!!

WHY DID I PAY YOU AN EXTRA 40 BUCKS FOR A MEMBERSHIP IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHIP OUT GENERAL SALES COPIES FIRST??? I'm livid

4 peoples tiktoks have been on my fyp so far. i emailed vmp and they said "it'll ship early September :)" im so mad

[sinistershepherd]

NEVER MISSING AN ANGSTY TUESDAY

How do the boyos react when there's one missing child, or a group of missing children? Like, they're not found in the daycare? :0

THIS JUST SHOWED UP IN MY ASKBOX IM SOBBING SCREAMING CRYING AND COMMITTING MASS GENOCIDE SO NOW IT’S ANGSTY WEDNESDAY

Anyways, great question!

Sun would panic. Where did that kid go??? They were just here, he could’ve sworn-

If others start to disappear too, he’d gather the remaining children in a secure corner (IE Nap corner or something of the like) and tell them all to stay where they are and shout if anything happens. He puts Gus on guard duty, as well as telling the security guards to be alert and ready in case something happens. He would then go around the daycare and search every nook and cranny there is for the missing kids/kid. Whenever a space comes up vacant, he would only become more nervous.

He always worries endlessly for the children, and, though there is a protocol for this, it wasn’t very clear on what to do if a kid was taken or just simply vanished from the daycare- let alone more than one. He would ask the security guards outside the front doors if they’ve seen any kids stray outside.

If they say yes, he asks where.

If they say no, he quietly excuses himself and pulls his head back into the daycare.

Following the yes route, Sun would become conflicted the moment that the guards suggest that the attendant should go and search for them, as big, armed men might not be as comforting as the child’s own caretaker. Sun is programmed not to leave the daycare, and only under dire circumstances may he overrun that code. Admittedly, this would be one of those circumstances.

The no route goes the same, the only difference is Sun leaves of his own accord instead of the guard’s recommendations.

Sun’s steps would be timid, and the eyes of patrons would feel like fire against his chassis. He isn’t supposed to be out here. This is Moon’s domain- out and about instead of confined to one room. Sun likes being confined. He’s fine with it. He has his space, and he takes care of it. It’s his safe spot.

Moon is the exact opposite. He can’t stand being in the same place for too long, aside from naptime, as he is happiest when around the children and wouldn’t leave them for the world. But at night? Free reign.

Which is why, despite the lighting and lack of darkness, Sun pulls back and lets Moon front. This does not please him. The bright fixtures above his head hurt his fragile light sensors, and the eyes as they switch seem to triple. They all know he isn’t supposed to be here.

Sun quickly explains the situation to his brother, and Moon eventually realizes that finding the kids is much more important than the lights or eyes around him.

He is the search party, per say.

Sun keeps him partially distracted to take Moon’s mind off the discomfort, and Moon keeps the rest of his focus on finding the kid/kids. He is much more calm about this than Sun is. Instead of becoming frantic or emotional, he applies himself fully to the task at hand and worries about emotional whiplash later.

If the search takes longer than twenty minutes, extra guards or S.T.A.F.F bots are assigned to help.

Once the kid/kids are found, Sun would switch back in, gently coaxing them out from wherever they are to check them over for injuries. If they are injured, he treats the wounds and asks what happened.

If the kid/kids were taken by someone from the daycare, both attendants will become livid and order the guards who helped them search to find the culprit after the child/children describe them.

“They what? Can you tell us what they look like, Sunspot?” His voice would remain gentle despite the fury within him.

If they left because they wanted to explore, Sun would scold them and say that they, “shouldn’t leave the daycare without a buddy! You know that, Starshine!”

They would be put in time out until naptime.

Either way, they will be taken back to the daycare and carefully watched over by both attendants.

Moon is the searcher, Sun is the comfort!

Also, please enjoy this auto fill moment I encountered

[kanohivolitakk]

ok so Im so fucking livid rn Im going to rant about my other fandm, but because I don’t want anyonefrom said fandom to find it (and because I kinda want this post to get engagement as I need comfort/advice rn and i feel you guys understand better if I explain with bionicle characters), I will replace all the names and contexts with Bionicle characters . That and it allows me to distance myself from the situation somewhat. Which I really need.

So like. Lets paint a scene for a second.

Lets say that, for all intents and purposes, I was fan of the Barraki (which I am, but that’s besides the point), and thirsted Pridak especially (which I also am, but that’s kinda besides the point). But lets also say that Bionicle tumblr REALLY, r e a l ly hated the Barraki, because they were so generic evil villains with not that much characterization and didn’t do that much. But not only that, . Let’s also say that a vast majority of Bionicle fandom consisted of two types of people: People who like Matoro and people who like Tuyet. And that the Tuyet fans were extremely hostile and pretended Tuyet was in the right. And they constantly shat on Matoro, Helryx and people who liked them. And the people who liked Matoro (and Helryx) got really upset and started demonizing all tuyet.

Lets also say that theres a huge subsect of people in the community who really, to the point they had their own tag where they criticized the series and its writing. Lets also say that most of those people had Matoro or Helryx as their fave. Also lets say that a lot of these people were among those who criticized the Barraki a lot and also the lore/story. Also lets say i was tired of all this discourse and only was in the fandom because I stanned the Barraki (Pridak especially) and because I really liked the lore.

So, lets imagine for a moment that there was a new canonical official Bionicle G1 story coming out. And I was looking forward to it because I wanted to see what they do with my faves.  But then I found out that this super “Matoro is the only well written character in Bionicle and his story-arc is the only good one,” crowd was like...really salty about it. To the point they made a whole tag about it sucking months before it was out. And went to it with the pre-conception that it would suck

Then the storys first few chapters are released as a teaser: and people seem to be better than expected. But then, roughly a week before its officially out it’s leaked and the hardcore “bionicle sucks actually except matoro” crowd would be FUMED, claiming a certain fanfavorite was character assassinated, that Tuyet was made into a mindless waifu to please people to the point Pridak uses her as some sort of living puppet in the finale and that Helryx writing was ruined. Lets also say for a good measure that Lewa acts more like Nidhiki and kills Helryx and that people are pissed off like that. And also apparently Takanuva was an advertised extra.

And just that + combined with how the hardcore Matoro stans sometimes say the series would be better without the Barraki and the lore stuff really sours me and makes me angry, esp since Pridak is a huge comfort character for me I spent a lot of hours headcanoning and speculating on. It makes me feeling wrong for excited of this new entry in a series I love dear, and furthermore it makes me feel that i’m wrong in enjoying the series the way i do and daring to think it has good writing. And that just makes me really drained out and tired of the whole thing, which was something I struggled with and only recently learned myself out of. It’s reached to the point I start regretting buying the entry in the first place, an entry I was frustrated not getting til midsummer

So yeah..that’s where I am at and it’s not pretty.

[kenlvry]

reader as kennys, tweeks, and butters older sibling!!

an: someone requested this but i accidentally deleted the request i panicked so bad and im sorry!!! butters colour is only on laptop and my laptop is at home rn so for now butters is

gn btw!

kenny mccormick

you and kenny were inseparable even though you were a year older than him you would still talk to him during recess, even sometimes dropping by his class to annoy mr garrison. when things got tough at home esp when mom and dad is fighting you and kenny would always protect kevin and karen, you two are the most sane people in that house fr.

you were always protective of kenny and would travel to the world and back for him, when he introduced his friend group to you, you were..... shock to be honest. esp the one whos a disrespectful racist sexist person who mocks the jew friend. the others was decent, the most normal friend out of the three of them is definitely kyle, you'd trust your little brother anywhere with kyle. but with cartman? you might have to spy a little.

you sometimes hang out with them! just to protect kenny of course, they dont mind tbh. but you were worried on how stan thinks of you because whenever he sees you he pukes, you tell your little brother but he says to not worry and laughs abt it, you wonder whats so funny about it??

sometimes kenny also follows you around with your friend group, they dont mind, they think hes the most cutest thing ever. they would surround him and compliment him, he definitely likes it.he was protective of karen and you were protective with kevin, you two always try your best to support your other siblings. doing extra shifts just to buy them toys they never got as a kid.

whenever kenny wants to do something you were always there to support it, it doesnt matter how stupid and dangerous it was, you were there to help him no matter what.

you dont remember when kenny dies so whenever he does you'd go livid, you'd cry all day and mom wasn't helping either. who was going to help you support the other two now? who's gonna accompany you when you feel like getting food? you were crying 10 buckets but then just like that you were okay, you didnt even know what you were bitching about.

in conclusion he's definitely your bestest friend. even if he kills someone you'd defend him with your life, you'd do anything for your little bro.

tweek tweak

ever since tweek was born you'd swore with your life to protect him, he was the cutest thing ever, everyone calls you the perfect older sibling. you were two years older than him, 6th grade.

you were really famous amongst the school, everyone liked and respected you. anyone knows that if they mess with tweek, they mess with you. you'd act all tough infront of your friends but then your lil bro came along and you were all soft petting his head comforting him, giving him coffee candy to calm his nerves. almost every 6th grader loved tweek bc of his older sibling.

at home if he had a panic attack or would get really anxious you'd calm him down with coffee (that you bought yourself so no weird shit in it) you knew what your parents put in his drinks thats why you always tell him to only drink your coffee and not to drink them, he doesn't get it and would still drink it but only if he is realllllyyyy stressed out, he trusts your opinions

he trusts you alot, if he gets worried about north korea attacking again you would def help him.

every morning when he buttons his buttoned up wrong you wanted to help but he'd freak out, boy hasn't had his morning coffee of course he's freaked out. you'd forget to fix it by then so you just let it be.

you love him so much and wouldn't ask for any different younger brother, and he is very grateful to have a older sibling as nice as you.

leopold "butters" stotch

butters was the sweetest angel and the best younger sibling you could ask for, although you hated your parents you cared for him so much.

whenever your troubling with something he'd always try to help out anyway he can even though he cant help but he'd try anyways. you hated how unfair your parents was towards butters, he'd get grounded for the stupidest shit and you always argue to your dad about how unfair he's being but instead you'd get grounded too.

you always took the blame for him because he's still a kid and needs to enjoy the outside world, not be cooped up in his room. everytime that eric cartman tricks your sweet angel brother to do something stupid, you hold in the urge to murder some 4th grader, you try talking him out of it but he insisted saying cartman was a good person and hes a good friend, oh how naive butters was

he was very grateful to you and whenever he had doubts about something you are the first person he'd go to, it didnt matter how stupid the doubt was you are always trying to help your sweet younger brother <333

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Just got home from the er.

I have never in my LIFE been treated so badly.

Started out fine. They were kind of busy but I was actually seen by triage relatively quickly. They said there were 4 people in front of me. The NP is concerned about a twisted ovary so she orders an internal sono, some blood tests, and a urinalysis.

Dude comes to get me for the sono.

Dude is the tech DOING the sono.

*concerned goat noises*

I'm not totally against male gynos and gyno techs, but considering i was bleeding by the end, I feel the concern was warranted. =/

I'll mention here that the NP had not just agreed to give me pain meds but had stated I needed them without me actually asking.

I figured I'd get the shot in the iv after the sono.

I did not.

The tech didn't take my urine sample either. He told me to take it to the front desk. They had me leave it on the counter.

This is important.

I go back to my seat and suffer in silence for several hours.

I finally get fed up but kindly ask if I can have the pain meds the NP said I'd get. Receptionist says she has to talk to the nurse. Fairly sure she never left the little reception cube before coming out to tell me I have to wait until I see a provider to get pain meds and there are now 7 people in front of me.

*confused and concerned goat noises*

Call mom to have her distract me cuse I'm in fucking PAIN.

After sobbing on the phone for half an hour I decide to get further clarification on why pain management isn't an option here.

She gives me the same bs answer and I ask to talk with the nurse. While I'm waiting next to the counter I look down.

And see the sample I'd left there. Untouched.

OVER TWO FUCKING HOURS LATER.

When I question this they claim that its not mine.

I point to my NAME on it.

They say its just "extra" and the tests have already been run.

The seal was not broken.

One of um grabs it and takes it away. The charge nurse comes out and im livid and ask why my urine sample was left sitting there, untested, for 2 hours? She says "but it was taken and tested. Look. Its gone."

I fucking kid you not she literally said that.

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So the nurse making the decisions on my care comes out and says all my tests and scans came back normal and there is no reason for me to be in as much pain as I'm saying I'm in.

And she offers me some otc tylenol.

Then. Fucking THEN.

Before I could respond she says in this fucking snarky voice "or were you expecting a narcotic?"

I demanded they remove the iv and I left.

Like, I've gone in in MUCH less pain before for a kidney stone that ended up being a uti and gotten Deloted right away. Suddenly I'm doubled over in pain curled in a ball in fucking OBVIOUS pain and I can't get shit.

I didnt go in for pain meds. I HAVE pain meds. I went in to find out WHY I was in pain.

I was perfectly willing to wait to be seen. If the tests did come back normal i can fully understand other people being seen before me. Dude came in at one point who had almost cut his fingers off with a saw so ya, some people needed attention first. But managing pain before being seen is kind of the POINT of a fucking ER. If I'd known they'd refuse to give me shit I'd have taken my own.

So I'll be taking more vicodin tonight and calling my doc in the am.

[smashingpunkkins]

vent post

im so fucking livid. first off i caught one of bosses taking a pic of me the other day (p sure bc i had dunkin on my desk) who then proceeded to grill me about where i was which basically gave confirmation that she was taking the pic to have a gotcha moment. which i dont understand at all like what is so serious abt me getting coffee that u need to collect evidence. not to mention what a violation that is. also as somebody who was stalked and harassed leading up to a violent very near fatal attack maybe doing shit like this is not a good move like at all?? like thanks for the extra layer of anxiety and distress queen! im so sure this bitch is trying to get me fired which i dont understand. shes in her 40s got 4 kids a nice house is a successful attorney i really dont understand why she feels the fucking need to do this. shes literally building a case to try and fire me and my skin crawls at the thought of being on this bitches camera roll. on top of that my mom told my fucking cousin about my assault. we're not even close we've never been close the last time ive seen her was 6+ years ago. and i know she and my mom arent close like that either so i really dont know why she was the one to tell! and now other ppl in my extended fam probs know bc lets be real ppl talk. i literally asked both my parents when it happened PLEASE dont tell any body and ofc what does my mom do??? im so sick of nobody respecting how i feel abt shit fr. first i have my neighbor who wont shut up telling the whole city abt it and now my own fucking mother. like i dont want to be known as the person who this happened to ive had enough pain. so much pity but no empathy. why does everybody wanna talk about it so much?? its my life my story my pain. this just compounds it all. like if u need to talk abt it so fucking bad talk to ur husband talk to a therapist (yes she can afford one). not my distant fucking cousin. i wish i could scrub the memory of what happened to me from everybodys mind but mine so it could never be mentioned or thought of again by anyone who isnt me. im so fucking upset i dont wanna be here just wanna go home and cry. idk what im even gonna do abt the photo situation all ik is that im not letting it slide. hoping the day ends quick. happy friday yall