book jaime lannister is the funniest boy because from birth he’s constructed a grand narrative in his mind that he is the perfect knight to his sister-wife’s perfect maiden, a relationship that exists solely to fuel their mutual narcissism and help him cope with his chronic identity crisis/trauma, only to see a buff girl naked for the first time and come to the subconscious realization that it’s actually HIM who is the maiden to brienne’s knight and proceeds to spend the rest of their trip using preschool tactics of annoying her to death so that she can notice him and sweep him off his feet (it works)
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i was saying this to my best friend the other day but why are voltron aus making keith either rich or like a prince or something. why must you take his poor kid sparkle. that man knows a 7/11 slurpee he knows a walmart brand bottle of soda. he deserves to know the simple pleasure of an inflatable backyard pool. I know he got those fuckass black jeggings from a thrift store. and that fuckass mullet is from great clips. is keith kogane truly keith kogane if hes not taking his change to the coinstar at the grocery store. dont take this from my man!!!!!!
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Diego letting Ira appreciate all the hard work he's put in over the years 🤎
A few years into the gaining relationship of these two punks.
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reminder that error is canonly a cutie little dude
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march 7th and dan heng are just babysitting me
except they're mostly just watching me as i dig around in trash cans and steal mail and stand in the way of public transport
im their baby brother who gained consciousness a few hours ago and they're my older siblings who just put up with my bullshit
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Cale looked toward the person who had yet to withdraw his sword.
‘…Team leader.’
He was there.
It was not Sui Khan but the team leader.
He no longer looked like the young Sui Khan but the Lee Soo Hyuk that Cale first met. He looked to be around that age.
Cale avoided team leader Sui Khan, who was looking at him with his usual tired smile before looking at the last two people.
His gaze moved to Sui Khan. Maybe it was because he looked like Lee Soo Hyuk right now, but it was familiar yet awkward.
TCF Part 2 is.... so fun 🥲🫶
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Nettles's story matters because of her lack of privilege. Because of the place she comes from. Because her heritage is left up in the air. The valyrians were shepherds before they were dragonriders and there's an inherent power to this person who was a nobody taming a wild dragon in a way the valyrians first could have attempted when they discovered dragons. She tamed Sheepstealer the way anyone might try to tame a wild animal, feeding and building a bond with him gradually. It can never be given to another character and have the same effect, especially if said character is the highborn daughter of two powerful families. She was literally just a girl and she tamed Sheepstealer and that story loses all of its power when it's Daem on's trueborn daughter whose own dragon hatching for her was meaningful in its own way, imo.
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