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skialue · 4 years
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Do you ever think that maybe at some point Kaeya was jealous of Diluc?
Diluc had everything, he had a loving father, he had a home and people that love him and care for him, he is smart and strong, he turned to be an incredible fighter and got his vision and position in the Knights of Favonius from a young age.
Kaeya on the other hand, had nothing.
His father abandoned him saying it's "for the greater good" and that's he's his nation's last hope shouldering him a heavy responsibility from a young age.
Kaeya didn't have a home, and if he actually had a home and a family, that would make it even worse seeing that he HAD to leave the place he grew up in and the people he grew to love to suffer and perish.
But tbh, the fact the Kaeya is actually in conflict between betraying Mondstadt or his homeland proves that Kaeya really found home in Diluc.
I've seen a lot of fan art where Kaeya is evil and unhingedly sexy after he reveals he's a spy but kaeya is actually a really nice and a loving person??? Like???¿ His relationship with Klee?? Him hosting a party to appreciate Jean???? Looking out for Diluc and being relieved that Diluc has learnt to trust other people?????????? God i love this man
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wabblebees · 2 years
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#ok while i think the resurgence of kungpowpenis is usually pretty damn funny + i love it in theory#its also been popularizing/spreading a lot of fucked shit that i dont WANT to see the main post for.#like i was already having a bad brain moment so. seeing transphobic bullshit ((especially in this case targeting nonbinary people like me))#was. Really Fucking Not what i needed!#idk. it just. im so fucking tired. ive blocked tags ive blocked blogs ive unfollowed and done shit to ~curate my experience~ etcetcetc#but i still wanna explore and poke around and find new interesting things and learn new povs and like! add enrichment to my enclosure! yk?#idk. ig this is just me complaining again#people are shitty and i get that! ive known that! im just. really fucking tired of the reminder ig#theres been. so many of those lately#''lately'' i say. as though its still semi-new... idk. hhhh.#i miss my people. not just bc they Arent Shitty but bc they help me put into perspective that people in general arent all shitty and are#often!! good!! and kind and loving and fun and and and#and i need that reminder... much more often than i like letting on#id like a bubble to hide in for a little while#one big enough to fit all of us in#and one that would keep us all safe#bc. fuck.#for now ill settle for just. keeping the brainrot at bay#holding onto the whole ''these feelings arent peer-reviewed'' ''its long after 9pm'' thing and its helping some! but sleep would probably#be more helpful but uh. also dont trust thAt at the moment lmao so. i think imma switch from doomscrolling + brainrot-posting to#playing stardew valley + listening to different music until im so tired i at least Probably wont have dreams lmao#bee speaks
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drbtinglecannon · 3 years
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Oh don't mind me, just once again thinking about how incredible The Great Ace Attorney games were and how I'll never recover as a person since playing them.
I wish I could experience them for the first time again, I really do, especially since I actually was so damn miserable playing through DGS1-2 over Kazuma and how fucking irritating Herlock was that I almost didn't continue the game and gave my friends and partner a horrible review of the game up til that point.
Like I went from being not very invested in case 1, to actively hating it in case 2, to halfway through case 3 realizing "wait this game is fucking incredible", to beating the second game and firmly deciding TGAAC are two of the absolute best games in the entire series hands down to the point playing the main timeline again might not be as satisfying.
Obviously I have some gripes or criticisms or even light-hearted mockery of some of the plot holes, but like. Ah. I just read someone else's long write out of how much they loved the game and the exact moment in DGS2-3 where you realize everything that was building up and I'm feeling so nostalgic for it all over again.
#ace attorney#tgaa#dgs#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#i just. i could cry whenever i think of tgaa which is like. all i think about anymore#i cant believe the first game came out in 2015 and when i heard about it i had NO interest AT ALL. NONE. i was a massive aa fan#and i didnt gaf about this game. i didnt even really realize there was a second but it took 2-3 yrs! if i played an emulation of dgs1 back#in 2015 and had to wait years for the second i wouldve died. i didnt even get tgaac for like. a month or two after it first released on the#switch. i did it as a whim cuz my partner said hed get it as a bday gift for me. and playing it was a chore for a while. now look at me#terminal tgaa brainrot#i dont remember who i was beforehand and yknow what thats fine#ryuunosuke is hands down one of the best protags ive ever seen. sir i love you. youre a mouse. a gentle cinnamon roll. you commit treason#being weak for the prosecutor in aa games is like. standard. even if i did end up hating a couple i usually love them more than the protags#i hated barok so much for so long then randomly he became my fav. hes such a contradictory char and it makes him so enjoyable#now i think about his dumbass all the time and live for worsties and barok-herlock-iris content#im like. unsure how i can ever go back to the main timeline games again when aa7 eventually comes out#i just. i want so much more of tgaa but i also love it as is and worry itll get worse with time like main line aa kinda has?#someone help me im dying. i wanna go back to Sept just so i can relive playing these games for the first time. i dont game as much nowadays#so like. finishing a game is already so rare for me. im just rambling cuz im emotional over fucking fictional Victorian England lawyers#anyway ill stop now#ryuunosuke naruhodo#barok van zieks#herlock sholmes#ill never be able to thank capcom localization team enough for changing his name to something so funny but also so no bbc moffit overlap#kazuma asougi
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nerdlordofnerds · 3 years
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God I got so much brainrot now from Arcane as someone who used to like, breathe League years ago, is like the devil tempting me again
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ethereiling · 4 years
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wild to think that a few years ago i wasn’t sure i existed at all and didnt really think i was even properly visible to people and now i have friends that i do cool things with and two dnd groups im a part of and a friend to wail about the fact that we cant play a star wars ttrpg together with and people encouraging me in what i do and giving me hope for my future and i never would have expected all of this
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zhuhongs · 4 years
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Tbh when i start to watch the actor interviews is usually when i start to get out of smth bc it means i start to see less of the characters and separate like that person from who they played and thus be like.. ah yes.. this was Just A Tv show.. time to stop being crazy abt it and I'm kinda sad bc i don't want to get out of guardian but also i do want to watch new things also i don't think my brainrot will go away this easily this time considering how deeply these characters affected me personally but also yea and anyways it's just cringe talking abt media like this where u can all see it but this is My Virgin Tumblr blog and u choose to follow me so!!!
#i just Know next i listen to my bio anthro lectures ill have a moment where im like 🥺🥺 shen wei and the brainrot will be back full force#like i Know it.. cringe but it also helps me focus on my assignments bc i know when im done ill have time to write and not feel unproductive#cringe i know to have fiction motivate me but hey.. it gets the job done.. i have a 4.0 so far this semester so like whatever#🐌.txt#long post#its not but i feel like im talking too much jgjfjd#ALSO i see zhu yilong as like completely different from sw and honestly the glasses rlly change him like hmm idk how to put it.. its like#like seeing the cql actors out of their wigs yk... like thats Nit the same man.. it is ofc but not#a lit of ppl say by and zyl are a lot like their characters and i see it#but also those men are literally so straight like gkgjgjdjs idk theyre similar but vibes different#similar personalities.. like bai yu is just as chatty and irritating in an endearing way as zhao yunlan#but like diffently can remove the characters from the actor#like shen wei has affected me on an EMBARASSING but literally zhu yilong is just some dude.. like i feel like i mention him alot recently#but ithink bai yu is more interesting as an actor and person#very similar to like hinestly i like wyb but i think i like his role as lwj more than im interested him as a person yk#like i wouldnt rlly watch smth bc of him..i think hes a great actor but im not like a fan of him but of his character#same for zhu yilong.. i rlly love what he did acting as shen wei but like im not rlly his fan per say but id say im a fan of bai yu#like hes really entertaining just to watch yk#idk these quiet attractive actor guys are great actors but like..dont appeal to me personally outaide of their roles and they dont need to#nc like their work speaks for itself#wow this is so chatty i literally need to sleep
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redshcdes-archived · 4 years
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Yes, I hate and denounce Homestuck. Yes, I run three Homestuck rp blogs. No I will not take questions. <3
#SHADES OFF ! / OOC#lowkey just like me w HH except me and Homestuck have  A MUCH MORE.. INTIMIATE.. RELATIONSHIP.#I hate everything homestuck has become and it makes me !! :(#and associating w homestuck sometimes makes me lowkey cringe cus im just sad!!!#and its also a piece of media i cant even recc to friends cus honestly? unless u grew up with homestuck and along w the characters it doesnt#hold its charms. thats what made hs so special to ME is growing up w the characters IN REAL TIME and all that. nostalgia and growing up arcs#and shit. gestures. Also its def a product of its 2009 prime and its just so cringey and bad in a lot of aspects in our 2020 lens.#and the new shit is just so bad and awful and makes me so UPSET!#and even near the end of the comic it even feels like Hussie just stopped giving a shit halfway through and wanted it over already#I love Homestuck for the memories and what it COULDVE been........ and a majority of the characters#and thats why i love this RPC so much cus it FEELS like. how Homestuck SHOULD be. and just being with people who GET IT#AND VIBE. AND UNDERSTAND THESE CHARACTERS AND GIVE THEM THE GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT AND SHIT THEY WERE ROBBED OF!!#LIKE WE WERE ALL THERE AND GET IT! yk? like. idk. maybe this doesnt make sense unless you Know#I just rlly appreciate this rpc a lot nd it holds EVERYTHING that I loved about Homestuck without being tainted by like#fandom's brainrot. AOSDIFJG#anyway. woof#i know i go off on this tangent A LOT BUT I CANT HELP IT I repeat myself a lot cus adhd brain goes BRBRBRBBR
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maraczeks · 4 years
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fleabag rewatch thread pt 1
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arundolyn · 3 years
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if there ever is a genshin fighting game. god willing. by arcsys i hope. adelinde should either be playable a la hisui meltyblood bc she deserves to whack people with pans and such. or there should be a dawn winery stage where she's in the bg like sharon on villa vampir in xrd and if diluc or kaeya are one of the ones fighting shes like cheering them on like sharon does for slayer. i do not take criticism bc i am correct.
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hiraya-rawr · 3 years
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Everything Feels New in Mortal Form (SAGAU)
cw: ...sfw masochism? crack....... dumb ditzy reader. im sleep deprived okay (._. )
Creator!Reader descending to Teyvat in human form, excited to experience everything there is about mortal life because what better way to be a divine ruler than to know what your own people go through?
Creator!Reader who never had a physical form before because in their heavenly realm, they existed more as a spiritual, magical whisp or something. So everything is new and exciting.
Creator!Reader who wobbles their first few steps when they landed in Windrise, unsure of how to use your legs and muscles. Venti had to catch you as you tripped and you laughed — you quickly learn how much you love the sound of laughter.
You shiver with every gust of wind, your body having never built a resistance to the cold. When Diluc notices and humbly offers you his coat, his gloved hands brushing your shoulders as he places it on, you notice how warm the pyro user is.
You clasp his hands in yours, looking up at him saying "So this is what warmth feels like! It's so comforting!" as you place his hand on your cheek. Poor Diluc, his face turns the same color as his hair. He quietly thanks whatever gifted him a pyro vision.
Clinging onto Diluc and Amber as you relish in the newfound experience of warmth. Klee also becomes your cuddle buddy, just hugging Klee as she sits on your lap, talking about dodoco! What convenient walking furnaces!
Alternatively, you also learn to enjoy the cold in hot summer days by glomping Kaeya. He chuckles and holds back on a teasing comment. You hope they'll start to treat you more as a friend eventually — after all, that was your purpose of descending.
Creator reader who genuinely loves the feeling of feeling! You want to experience everything and oh, when you discovered pain—
It was an accident, really. Zhongli was just so tall so when he stood next to your sitting form, arranging tea for you, his elbow knocked on your forehead.
He's panicking and profusely apologizing as you clutch your comically bruising head. He's offering to get you some ice, or perhaps ointment when you look up at him with sparkling eyes.
"Do that again!"
Archons, poor Zhongli, he thought of it as some heavenly punishment. Was this a test? Retribution for his unforgivable sin? Must he be forced to hurt you, his most revered being, as the price for his-
"How unique! Is this what pain feels like? It hurts very much!"
Zhongli's stuttering as he realizes how you genuinely want to experience pain. He's holding onto you before you try and lunge yourself off a staircase.
"Your holiness, please don't do this to my old heart-"
Creator Reader — now a masochist!creator!reader — discovers how pain can be caused by a number of things and now everyone's overly cautious of what you do.
Kokomi and Barbara panicking because you cut your fingers while cooking and they're trying to heal you but you're messing with the cut, talking about how much it hurts.
"Y-your holiness! If it hurts, please let us heal you already!!"
Following Xiao when he goes off to Dragonspine. You notice how he scoops a pile of freshly settled snow, chomping into it.
Your eyes glimmer with an idea, taking your hand to scoop a big pile of snow and biting into it—
"Ah! It's so cold in my stomach-"
Zhongli promptly scolds you and Xiao, he's frantic as he explains stomach aches and unhealthy diets. Xiao nods attentively while you try your best to understand, but all you can think of is how ice would taste even better mixed with syrup!
"Your holiness, are you listening?"
"Yes grandpa!"
Dear archons, please help the geo archon.
masterlist || continuation (elemental reactions)
note: if any of you have a brainrot with this concept, please don't hesitate to share because I love this dumb ditzy creator version but im too tired to think right now hahah
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cream-stew · 2 years
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Brainrotting about ayato x fem! Reader 🤭🤭
Likeee imagine him doing his usual paper-works being so stressed and worried more than usual when suddenly reader comes in and offers herself to be his own stress toy or whatever you call that. Well ayato being ayato instantly accepts and made you cock-warm him.
(Im rlly srry if you don't understand it somewhat :')) I don't write hueheuhe)
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🔞 minors dni
warnings: afab reader, creampie, cockwarming, reader gets called a slut, mean ayato, spanking, spit kink, rough sex
// note: another post with multiple requests🎉 added spit kink and spanking for 🌙 anon, one of the other 2 who sent in similar prompts
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he's so stressed lately, and you've barely managed to spend any time together :( whenever you can see each other he's still very nervous and on edge, and it gets you thinking… you should probably do something to help him out, shouldn't you?
you definitely can't help him with the paperwork itself, so you settle for the next best thing!
you show up to his office with a cloak held tightly around your form, and you grin when he looks up at you with a hint of a smile. he tries to complain a little, putting up his usual distinguished facade and even saying that this paperwork is too important to put on hold, but he immediately shuts up when you drop the cloak, revealing you're completely naked underneath, wet and ready for him to use you as his personal stress relief🥰
he instructs you to sit on his lap and be a nice toy for him, quiet and pliant as he works, but it's sooo hard to stay still with his cock buried deep in your pussy :(
he shifts frequently too, and his cock twitches from time to time, and you find yourself needy and aroused long before he's done with his work… you angle your head to look back at him, pouting, and he reaches around you to grope your tits with a short laugh.
"having second thoughts?", he taunts you, "wasn't this your idea?"
"y-yes, but… I thought you'd fuck me already", you mumble, trying to grind down on his cock, and he pinches your nipple in retaliation.
"I thought you came here to be my stress relief, not because you wanted to be fucked like the slut you are", he scolds you, still playing with your nipples, and you can't help but moan pitifully.
he lets you beg for a while, but eventually your squirming seems to be too much to bear, your pussy walls fluttering around his hard cock, and he picks you up by your waist to shove you on his desk instead, still careful to push his paperwork aside.
"alright, I could do with a break", he sighs, his grip on your hips becoming bruising as he starts fucking you, the desk scraping against the floor with the force of his thrusts. 
embarrassingly, you cum very quickly, and he scolds you again for being so greedy and never thinking of his pleasure :( he pulls out of you then, sounding disappointed, and spanks you harshly, making you gasp.
"greedy slut", he repeats, slapping your ass again, "you can only ever think about cumming on my cock, can't you?", you love it when he pretends to get mad, it really gets you going! you slump against the desk, your face hidden in your arms as he spanks you over and over, then spreads your pussy lips apart and spits inside, adding to the mess of slick and his own precum. he shoves his cock back inside, spitting on you again as he bottoms out, and he resumes his brutal pace from earlier.
you're still babbling incoherently, too lost in the pleasure, and you barely even notice another slap that makes your asscheeks jiggle.
his pace becomes softer over time as he finally calms down, letting out his own moans freely, and you know you've done your job correctly! you're very satisfied when he finally cums, filling you up with his seed as he continues to thrust into you, milking his cock completely through his orgasm.
he must be feeling a lot better already!
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wabblebees · 2 years
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#g o d this week has been so bad overall that i just. omfg.#today+last night were so much better too ik its fucking ridiculous lmao but i. hoo.#im sitting at my laptop in a near panic bc i cant make myself focus on the essay i have due in 2 hrs right? and im starting to feel just.#REAL exhausted from trying to brain-corral for the last Several Hours (without eating or getting real sleep so ik thats why im Like This rn)#but i decided to make myself a mug of tea bc i need to chill tf out + that usually helps ((+black tea = caffeine lmao))#and its a kind of tea i REALLY love so i was like. lookin forward to it yk??? anyway#i took a sip and it was just. mildly disappointing...#and my IMMEDIATE thought was ''oh no im going to feel like this forever'' ................(((NEVERMIND that id been absolutely VIBING#having a GRAND old time + feelin Okay!! Happy Even!! liiiiiiterally not even an hour+a half ago listening to good music.))) but it was just#so like. bland and not what i was expecting on top of already feeling Bad + Upset that my brain went ''ah worst-case time'' immediately.....#anyway. i forgot to put sugar in it.#so im fine now lmfaoooooo#just. a dumbass🤦🤦 who is FAR too tired to Exist™️ properly. but!! i have rEsPoNSiBiLiTiEs and oBLiGaTiOnS and other shit i gotta do before#i can fix that so. we out here🙃🙃#i think once my headache meds kick in im gonna need to go get myself Actual Food tho... bc this is. already hell. and i cant tell just how#much of that is specifically BECAUSE i havent eaten more than bagel+cream cheese in about 24hrs..... ALSO bc brainrot made me forget i gotta#anyways. im okay i promise!! just. hoOoooooooooiiiii hate everything lmao
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lucluvr · 2 years
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Zhongli and his children !!
helloo im here again. i wrote this at my job during my lunch break bcos im having very intense zhongli brainrot. i saw this artwork on here abt single dad zhongli and like i got this idea !! so yeah enjoy 💗💗
note: the ganyu n xiao x reader r like plationic btw !! and u calling the kids cute is parental cuteness IF THAT MAKES SENSE. please dont be weird abt it theyre little kids in here n i think tiny xiao is so cute i wanna keep him safe so PLEASE dont be weird about this it’s PLATONIC 😭😭 the only romantic ship in his is reader n zhongli so yeah 😭🙏 and the art before the cut is by its.kensho on tiktok !!!
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no warnings, just pure fluff and love, zhongli loves his children so much ☹️💗💗
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— meeting the little ones:
“im not so sure about this, li…what if they hate me?” you clutch onto his sleeve, anxiety bubbling in your stomach. today zhongli’s introducing you to his kids. it’s terrifying. you’ve heard how lovely they are, you’ve seen photos, they’re so cute. you want them to like you so bad.
“my love i promise you, everything will be okay,” he frowns slightly. he pulls you closer, grasping your hand in his. he lays a small kiss on the forehead. so gentle, so loving. you look up at him smiling slightly.
he really does love his kids, he talks so much about them. seeing the adoration in his eyes when he mentions his daughter and son, it makes your stomach fill with butterflies. he’s so lovely…
you walk inside the restaurant, hand in hand. hu tao had been sitting inside the restaurant with the kids, helping them order their food. she looks up at you and zhongli, smiling. she taps ganyu’s shoulder. her doe eyes stare up at you and her father. she’s excited to see her father, but is confused as to who you are. xiao follows her gaze, tilting his head to the side cutely. your heart skips a beat. they’re so cute T^T.
“ganyu, xiao, this is [name], my partner,” he squeezes your hand , reassuring you. you wave at the two children sitting in their seats. xiao whispers something to ganyu. zhongli’s explained to you that he often makes ganyu talk for him. between the two of them, ganyu is more talkative, but she’s still pretty shy
“hi miss, im ganyu. this is my brother, xiao.” she smiles at you. zhongli guides you into the booth, seating you beside ganyu. she leans over and whispers something in your ear,
“my brother and i think you’re very pretty,” you look at her and you feel like your heart is being squeezed. theyre so cute and lovely, just like zhongli. you look back at him, your eyes meet. you get this feeling that maybe he was right, they will like you, and everything will be okay.
— being greeted by them:
zhongli had asked you to meet him at his house. after waiting outside in your car for 10 minutes, you decided to knock on the front door. your greeted by two little heads peaking out the door.
“hi miss [name],” xiao speaks softly. you crouch down to match his height.
“hi xiao,” you ruffle his hair. “is your daddy home? i was waiting for him outside. how are you doing, kiddo?” he scrunched his nose and closes his eyes when you touch his head.
“im good. he’s home, he can’t tie his tie. ganyu’s trying to help. do you know how to do it?” he shyly asks, creaking the door open a little more. he invited you in and you shut the large brown door behind you. as you walk in further into the house you see ganyu sitting on the kitchen counter, fumbling with the fabric around her father’s neck.
she peeks her head from behind his shoulder and smiles at you. zhongli turns his head around, looking at you slightly shocked and embarrassed.
“hello, darling. did i make you wait too long? i apologize. it’s just um…” his face flushes slightly pink. you stride towards him, patting ganyu’s head. you turn zhongli towards you, and hold the tie in your hands. you cross the fabric left, right, under, and so on.
“next time, if you need help, ask me, don’t make poor yuyu do it, okay?l you tease him, ruffling his hair much like you did to xiao’s. you see the slight resemblance between the three of them. xiao has zhongli’s eyes, and lips, ganyu has his long hair and cute nose. you giggle slightly. theyre all so adorable.
“thank you, dearest.” he kisses your forhead. he picks ganyu off the counter and places her down. zhongli beckons xiao over, runs to him like a lost puppy. zhongli kneels down to their eye levels. he gives them a little run through of what to do and what not to do when childe comes over. he’s babysitting them tonight. zhongli never asked, childe more or less insisted. the two kids nod at zhongli’s words.
“i love you both, okay? be good, my gems.” with that he pats and kisses their heads. he takes your hand in his and opens the door. childe is standing right outside about to push the bell. he eyes you up and down and sends you a playful wink,
“you both look as good as always.” he sees the little ones behind zhongli and runs to them, picking little xiao up in the air. zhongli looks at the scene in front of him, he’s so happy. he couldn’t wish for anything more. you realize, he loves so much, you make it your duty to make sure he’s able to receive it too. after all, he deserves all the love in the world. you kiss his cheek. you two bid the children and tartaglia goodbye. tonight will be great.
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cherrypiss101 · 2 years
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thigh holding brainrot
summary: holding their thigh while driving
warnings: thigh holding, hand holding, established relationship, making out (hu tao, tartaglia & yae miko), hand kissing
other: modern au, theres cars, mentions of phones, list of characters doesn’t have an order, they’re hopelessly in love with you idk what to tell you
honestly didn’t think i would write this much, i got a little distracted
ei’s is shit by the way i’ll probably rewrite it
-☁️
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diluc: he’ll be surprised, pleasantly, but still shocked none the less. he’ll try to play it off like he wasn’t and place his hand over yours, thumb caressing your knuckles. he’ll eventually pull your hand up to kiss it but he’ll lay it back down because he realized how much he enjoyed having your hand rest on his thigh. so much so it became routine, if you don’t put your hand on is thigh he’ll reach over for it and place it on his and look out the window until the blush on his face cools to look back at you with a feeling he’s only beginning to understand
hu tao: she’s been holding your thigh every time she drives so the one time you drive and put your hand on hers, she’s excited! she’s always wanted you to do so and now that you’ve done it yourself, she cant help but smile as she stares out the window. of course she’ll tease you about it later but all in all she’ll just want to kiss you all over. she starts to let you drive more after that, just wanting to draw little swirls on your hand and tell you about all the things she’s going to do that day
zhongli: he’s not one to show a lot of affection in public or around other people which is why you don’t take for granted the gentle touches he gives you, which includes holding your thigh. whether he’s driving or you are, there’s a good chance he’ll put a hand out for your thigh. which is why you decided to share the affection. when he felt your hand he though you were reaching for his hand only to look up from his phone to see you were not at all near his hand. he was a little confused but brushed it off as you just wanting to be close so he reaches down and puts his hand over yours with a squeeze and continues on his phone
xiao: the first time it happens he went ridged, he wasn’t at all expecting you to do such a thing. he’s still trying to get a hold of just being im a relationship with you much less showing affection. when you felt him stiffen you immediately retracted your hand as you had thought you made him uncomfortable until he pulls your hand back and holds it over his legs. he wont look at you just your hands, but you’re proud none the less that he’s starting to step out of his shell
ningguang: she doesn’t usually show a lot of physical affection preferring to show you her love with words and gifts. that, however, does not mean she doesn’t like to hold or touch you. often times she’ll steal a quick kiss when you or her are working, or she’ll cuddle with you at night, but when it comes to car rides she’s more distracted with her destination than with what’s happening in the car. she’s usually the one driving, so when you put your hand on her thigh she thinks you’re trying to get her attention. which she will dismiss right away as she prioritizes safety over all else, especially when you’re with her, but when you get to a red light your hand still on her thigh she realizes that you weren’t trying to get her attention, you just wanted to be close, so she’ll quickly squeeze your hand in hers as she brings it to her lips for a quick kiss before the light turns green and her eyes back on the road. after that she lets you hold her thigh more often
tartaglia (childe): this man loves physical affection, i mean will fall over himself loves physical affection. no matter what it is, if it’s just a little peck on the cheek or a hand on the small of his back, anytime anywhere he’s done. which also includes the car, he’ll often hold your hand or thigh while he drives or even if you’re driving. he lives for the small things. so when you finally return the favor he’s ecstatic, he literally can not handle himself he’s so happy. he’ll put his hand on yours and rub and trace on it until you get to your destination. where you finally park and he’s yanking you over the console to hold you so tight and kiss you. he’ll make you late to where ever you’re going, but its okay because it’s him. he’s touch starved what can i say
kaeya: this is nothing new, you both have been doing this since the start of your relationship. but no matter how long you both have been doing this, it never gets old. he’ll still get a flutter in his heart every time your hand slides over. he loves to drive just because he gets to see you looking out the window with your hand on his thigh as he drives through the night or when it’s too early in the morning and you’re still rubbing the sleep out of your eyes as he holds your thigh at a red light and gives you a little kiss to your head before turning away to watch trafic
yae miko: she absolutely holds your thigh in the car. she’ll tease you about it the first time because of how flustered you got and out of retaliation you held hers the next day. she didn’t flustered per say but she was shocked that you’d try to get back at her so soon. she was impressed, a smug smile appeared on her face then as she pulled into a deserted parking lot. she’d kiss and tease you about how she was surprised by your sudden forwardness. when it became a regular thing of you both switching holding the others thigh, she’s over run with joy, though she hides (and well), she’ll always give your hand so many kisses before laying it back in its place on her thigh
ei (raiden shogun): she’s not used to affection so she doesn’t really show it very much, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you. which is why you do most of the affection giving, she’ll pitch in sometimes but is still getting used to giving and receiving affection. so when you put your hand on her thigh, she’s confused, you’d never done this before. while you both have exchanged kisses, hugs and cuddles, you’ve never put your hand on her thigh like this, so nonchalantly. she’s surprised by how much she enjoys the affection. the next time you’re in the car she asks you to do it again
jean: she’s affectionate in a reserved way. she’ll shower you in kisses in private but will often only hold your hand or give you short kisses in public. she considers the car a “public” place as people can pear in and see you both so she usually keeps affection under wraps if you’re not home. but driving on a long road trip with hardly anytime to cuddle her and getting restless, you place a hand on her thigh lightly, gauging her reaction and surprisingly all she did was look up from her phone, place her hand over yours, and smile at you. happy you both were pleased with the silent agreement you turn back to the road and continue driving
venti: he puts his hand everywhere, sometimes it’s out of love or affection, or trying to get your attention or just plain wanting to tease and mess with you. he always teases you about how cute you are when you lean into his touch. of course he loves the attention back, he loves when you give him your attention. which is why he doesn’t like driving very much, so to cope he’ll hold your hand and give you kisses in between lights to make up for it. when you return the affection by gently rubbing his thigh, he thinks he fell in love all over again
albedo: while he may not show his affection through many words, he’ll show it through his art and small touches. he loves to sit and listen to how your day went on the drive home and after telling him about everything you place your hand on his thigh and look up at him eager to know how his went. no matter how many times you do this, he still gets surprised. he’ll naturally move his leg more into your touch as he tells you about his day, still not being able to get enough of your affrction
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smolla-than-a-bug · 3 years
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💥 YUUJI is a little hesitant to ask you to pay attention to him because he knows you have your own thing and that you’re busy right now, but he just can’t help it! He’ll quietly come up to you, hesitating before he pokes your cheek with a pout, then progressively become more demanding. He’ll end up gradually working his way to wrapping his arms around your shoulders and hanging off of you as he whines that he’s ‘dying without your loving.’
💥 MEGUMI gets extra grumpy because he wants attention but won’t admit it, much less actually do anything about it. He will, however, subconsciously trail after you wherever you go, chill with you wherever you decide to stay, and stick real close to you. If you’re still not getting the message with the number of times he’s huffed and sighed in the past hour, his fingers will find themselves catching the bottom of your shirt. When you look back at him, you’ll find that he’s so flustered he can’t even look at you. Then and only then does it hit you that oh… alright, cuddle time with your big baby it is.
💥 TOGE just stares at you, unblinking. Suddenly feeling the urge to be drowned in your affection, he’ll stop whatever it is he’s doing on the spot, stand as stiffly as he can with his hands flat on his sides, and blankly stare right at you. He will follow you so that wherever you may be, you could just turn around and accidentally meet his eyes from where he’s standing in the distance. He won’t move or blink until you acknowledge and finally walk up to him, and when you do, he usually ends up laughing at how startled you looked and fending you off when you try hitting his arm.
💥 GOJO constantly comes up with different strategies that instantly grab your attention—each one more unique than the last. However, his most favorite is when he just bites you at random. You could be in the middle of a conversation or doing your work when you’ll just feel his teeth lightly sinking into your cheek, your neck (This one always ends up with you chasing after him, laughing like the madman he is.), or any other area of your body with the skin exposed. You think it’s annoying—he is annoying—but it gets the job done in getting him what he wants, so…
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heyo! it’s the anon who sent u the extra virgin olive oil xiao ask hehe~
and i have brought another horny brainrot alongside me!
so if adeptus’ are basically magical animal beings that can have human firms does this mean they go into heats as well🤔🤔🤔if so then how would xiao act during his heat with his s/o??
I was writing this and I forgot to save it to drafts and it disappeared :((
Anyway imma start again
I love you anon
He’d try to hide it
He’d hide in his room at the Wangshu Inn all day stroking his cock at the hopes of getting rid of the burning feeling at the pit of his stomach
You were really worried about him the 2nd day
As his partner you were the only one that had the keys to his room and you went to check on him
You knocked on the door
“Xiao? You in there love?”
No response
You pulled out your keys and opened the door
As soon as you got in you saw your boyfriend humping your pillow
The pillow you used when you had sleepovers at his room
Sniffing the scent of you in while moaning and whimpering softly
It took him a few seconds for him to notice you and he somehow got redder
Burying his face in the pillow out of embarassement
“Aww puppy why didn’t you tell me~?”
“I could’ve helped you baby~”
He whimpered in response
You locked the door and went to sit on the bed
“Look at me baby~ I wanna see your pretty face”
He slowly looked at you with the fucked out face you loved so much
“Good boy~ Doing as I tell you”
He whined at the nickname
You ran your hands through his hair
“C’mon baby continue, be good for me will you?”
He didn’t even think before continuing, wanting to be your good boy
His moaning got louder and louden and just as he was about to cum-
“Stop”
He whined loudly
“C’mere baby”
You patted your lap
He slowly crawled into your lap still sensitive from his edge
You slowly started to kiss his neck occasionally leaving marks on his smooth skin
He started whimpering softly and
“Oh? Did you just cum from that? Just neck kisses? Hah”
He buried his face in your shoulder
“Please”
He mutters
“P-Please~ I want you..”
“Hmm? Okay baby I’ll do as you say”
Your one hand started playing with his nipples while your other hand pulled out your hard cock out of your pants
When you finished with your pants you spit on your fingers and slowly started to finger him
1 finger
2 finger
he started moaning softly
3
4 fingers when you decided that he was prepared enough
You lined your cock at his entrance and slowly pushed the tip in making him moan
As soon as you bottomed not giving him any time to adjust, started to rut in him
He started moaning loudly and gripping onto your shirt
“W-Wh-AH~”
Your mouth lowered to his sensitive nipples and started sucking on one
Not caring about others hearing anymore, he stared sobbing and moaning loudly
“C-Cumminnn~”
He moaned out before squirting out of his cute little dick
But you didn’t stop, no
You went faster
“N-NO~”
“T’MUCH~~”
“You can cum one more time right puppy?”
“Be good for me and cum one more time huh?”
“H-hah Im close~”
You gripped his cock roughly and started stroking his cock in a fast pace
His hands started trembling when he started getting close
You two came at the same time
You slowly pulled out of Xiao making him gasp and put him on the bed to go and get a wet towel to clean him
Poor baby was already too tired to move so he just laid there waiting for you
You came back with a warm wet towel and started wiping off the cum on him and yourself
When you finished with the cleaning dropped the towel on the floor and crawled next to Xiao and hugged him softly, kissing his head
“You did so good baby, Im so proud of you”
Were the last things he heard before drifting off to sleep
So overall I think he’d be so shy about his heat and try to hide it
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