#so my info is whatever bullshit i scavenged like the poor squirrel i am. piecing crap together with shotty string and a dream.

[homicidal-slvt]

{Random Incorrect Quotes Because I'm A Sleepy Mess}

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|These are all just me if I was in their universe. Stupidity incoming lmao|

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Y/N: Hello, child. You have been crime fighting on an empty stomach and I will not stand for it.

Tim: How did you know that- wait... How'd you get up here without me seeing you???

Y/N, slapping a sandwich into his hand: ✨Sammwich✨

Tim: ?!?

Y/N: *Sprints away*

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Y/N, rustling through her purse: You look like you need a snack... You're not taking proper care of yourself, hon.

Jason: I'm a grown ass man. I am perfectly capable of-

Y/N, throwing a granola bar at his face: ✨Snack✨

Jason, irritated: Stop.

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Y/N, sliding a card to Bruce, whispering: Psst... Batman... Hey. Batman... Hey.

Bruce, looking at the hand drawn father's day card, confused: ....

Bruce: I'm not your father.

Y/N: ....

Y/N: But you could be.

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Y/N: I have a great idea.

Dick: No.

Y/N: Why?

Dick: You're just gonna stab them with a knife.

Y/N: Yeah. But it's effective.

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Bruce: .... Where are the girls?

Dick: I think Y/N took them for a girls night out.

Bruce: ....

Bruce: They're gonna come home with cats, aren't they?

Dick: Probably.

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