#so yeahh take this for now xD

[jessamine-rose]

Hello, dear readers <3

On behalf of Jessamine, I’d like to thank you for enjoying her writing. Unfortunately, my creator is still on a writing hiatus, though that certainly hasn’t stopped her from indulging in shorter stories—mine being a prime example.

I’ll be honest, though: I hate the idea that my life, my actions, my personality, are under the control of a higher being. That I’m just a character in a false world, a plaything of a fallen angel. I can only imagine how upset the other Darlings would be if they could find out.

Then again, I’m relieved to know that I have it much easier than them. I guess that is what happens when a Character is so cruel that even Jessamine must grant mercy to their Darling. And I’m flattered to know that some of you are in “love” with my character.

Also, I’d like to thank @throw-letter-away for your role in my creation. From what I’ve seen, your AU has brought my creator much joy and inspiration. On a personal note, I do find it fun to tease Jessamine’s depiction of Boss~

This will be “my” first and last message. Now that Boss’s lore has been revealed, Jessamine plans to flesh out my backstory and give me a proper dollhouse. As scary it is to become an official Darling, I do look forward to more outfits and stories. I just hope that Jessamine won’t add more feathers to my stuffing.

One more thing: Don’t let my creator know about this. And if you ever visit Jessamine’s home, say hi to the stylish doll with red hair and gold eyes. By then, I’ll no longer be self-aware, but it’s a nice gesture.

Yours,

Lilith Yu/ 楊玫谦

Friend! Darling

[slashingdisneypasta]

Foxy Coltrane x AFAB!Reader x Carlos Perro || Smutshot

Plot: Your crazy boyfriend Foxy helps you fulfil your M/F/M threesome fantasy.

Warnings: porn with miniscule plot. lack of much context, sorry 😅 XD threesome smut. voyeurism/exhibitionism. age difference/daddy themes. cumming inside. unedited filth; i wrote this distracted.

Tagging: @slxsherwriter

You're breathing heavily, squeezing Foxy's familiar cock inside you with one of your legs wrapped over his hip, the feeling of being filled and his thrusts- sending you into nirvana.

Plus there's the nerves. Because Carlos, the cute motel runner you and Foxy clocked as soon as you arrived, is just behind you; his belt hanging out of the loops and his jeans fallen a little down his bony hips, and his cock half-hard rubbing against your ass.

"Hh... Please,... please... " You plead, breathily, pressing your forehead into Foxy's chest and your ass back into Carlos' pelvis, needy and desperate to have with two hot older men. The soft worn fabric of Foxy's old t-shirt makes it all the better- you love him. You love him for letting you have this, what you wanted as soon as you saw Carlos.

For wanting it too.

Your boyfriend is so cool.

"Hey man, you gonna take that ass; or not?" Foxy drawls, talking to Carlos with a shit-eating grin on his face. "You want to, man, I'm telling you." Fox gives a shallow thrust, rolling his hips lewdly upwards into your dripping throbbing cunt making you needier and arch your hips back into him. He sighs, still with that devastatingly handsome, grin on his face- though relaxed, now. "... good shit... "

"Yeahh, I am, I am! Trust you-me. It's just that it's been a minute since I had me a pretty thing like this- lemme savour it a sec, huh?"

"Heh. Go ahead."

"Mm-mm... Tell you what- sharin' ain't really Carlos' favourite thing, eh? How 'bout you finish up and I'll take her for a ride second." Carlos leans around your face and gives you a slow kiss on the cheek, rubbing your sides. "... how's that sound, pretty thing?"

Please.

Moaning, you lift your head up from Foxy's chest and peer at him. "'S that okay??"

"Yeah, baby, that's okay with me." Foxy would give you anything.

Turning your head to the side, you give Carlos a meek nod. "Sound good, sweetheart?" He asks in a sweet tone, a smirk on his face.

"Mhm... "

He squeezes your waist with his hands, comforting. "Okay good. Now I'll just sit back and enjoy the show then, huh doll? Carlos'll be hangin' right back here."

"Okay!... " Then you turn back to Foxy, and a listless gleeful grin literally slipping across your face. "You gonna fuck me now??"

"Hell yeah!"

~

Foxy made sure that Carlos had a nice view of you the entire time he fucked you, laying you down on the motel bed so your head hangs off the edge of the mattress, making you dizzy with the feeling of him pounding you. With every thrust into your tight, aching cunt you see Carlos pump his own dick through half-lidded eyes; him sitting across from the bed in on a rough-looking stool. The sight of the handsome bearded older man watching Fox's strong cock ruin you and ooze precum over it makes you arch your back and topple over the edge faster then you usually would. "Fuck- fuck- fuck!- "

Foxy chuckles gentle and shakes his head, before digging his fingers into the mattress on either side of your head and plunges himself as deep into you as he can- before cumming there.

You give a little smirk, feeling the substance fill you up. Because yeah, Fox's cool about sharing- but he wants people to know who really owns your ass. You think that's kinda cute.

~

After Foxy slips out of you, gives you a kiss, and zips up his jeans again before he makes the swap with Carlos. Then Carlos is straddling you; you give him a teasing, challenging look.

"Aww, lookit you, babygirl! Lookin' up at me like that... waitin' for more cock. You're greedy, huh?? Was'nt yer boyfriend enough for you??"

Foxy gives a gentle chuckle from behind you. "I'll give, man- she's hard work. Sometimes gotta fuck her all night so she stops squealin'."

"Welll, Carlos' happy to help~ "

You tilt your head back off the edge of the bed again to peak at Foxy, share a cheeky grin with him. You both think Carlos' is adorable, in an awkward and silly kind of way. Foxy gives you a wink.

"Great. Wake me up when she's done." He tells the man now gliding the head of his cock experimentally along your lower lips, making you tingle; waking your heat arousal back up again. After giving Foxy an even cheekier, scrunched-up look, you return your attention back to Carlos; scooting down the bed a little so your head isn't falling on such an achy angle anymore and wrapping your legs around your handsome new lover's hips.

"Ooookay, here goes." Carlos pushes his nice cock deeply into you, so Foxy's cum oozes around him and out of you which is vulgar and, a little gross, but s o hot to you. He gives a great sigh, his shoulders relaxing and eyes closing to feel such a hot, wet, tight thing wrapped around him once again. It looks like it has been a while, like he said.

Slowly he starts rolling his hips into you, giving you stooping, squelching strokes; fucking you slow and dirty.

It takes you a little longer to reach your peak this time but that doesn't mean that every thrust did not feel amazing on your clit. You finally cum when you trace your fingers up his chest and guide him down to press a kiss on your mouth. He kisses you open mouthed and needy, taking everything he can from you while he has you. When you moan, squeezing your leg around his hips and cumming apart under him Carlos starts fucking you harder, faster, until he suddenly bursts and paints your insides white again.

+Bonus:

"... Damn, that was a good show." Foxy pipes up, his voice husky with lust, smirking at Carlos when he looks up catching his breath. "Maybe I wanna fuck you now, man." The thought sends a thrill through your exhausted body. You look up excitedly at Carlos, gripping his shirt pleadingly.

"Heh, look man, I have been known to uh, taste from the other table, heh. S' you just let me know."

"I'm lettin' you know now."

"Okay then."

[caramelstarlight]

Hi! I really like your works, I’ve just been too shy to send in anything. If your taking prayers right now, maybe a Tighnari x reader, where reader is Alhaitham’s sibling and can be described as the Akademiya’s “crazy lady” always coming up with insane/crazy theories and projects, will rant about topics that even leave the Sages scratching their heads, but still highly respected. People are really surprised when they learn that Tighnari and the reader are dating and Alhaitham's sibling. (sorry if it's a lot) I understand if your busy and not taking prayers at this time.

✅ /⭐️ Yeahh bestie I gotchu. Prayer is accepted!!

(Points to you for being a person who didn’t use anonymous xd! They can be so rare sometimes.)

Gonna make us Rtarawhist or whatever. Ngl I’m kinda in genshin as a character. Aka Layla. I used to have a mini Cryo vision and I like swords the best. My name is similar spelling to layla but has the same way of pronunciation.

Illuminating the Flora

(F reader/lil sis of Alhaitham x Tighnari)

(Characters: Tighnari, F Y/N, Alhaitham, Layla, Cyno, Nilou, Collei) (Hydro vision, Sword) (Healer / Attacker)

Sypnosis:Female reader who loves coming up with Theories that are beyond understandable to anyone else beside them(Al-Haitham excluded prob????) meets her partner. Fluff with fighting(Extroverted reader, they would be rambling on about their theories so they’d be social-?)

Story under cut! (Slight angst bc of fighting???) (Can be read as G/N if you ignore the Al Haitham calling you his sister.) (Keeping this in mind that it’s Rtawahist)

“Heyy Layla!” You said as you waved to her excitedly. Going towards the sleep-deprived woman. Holding a few pieces of paper as she saw you while near the fountain. (The one in her hangout where you meet!) She’d wave silently interested in what’s you come up with today. She and her other half found it interesting of what your brain could think of so quickly. It may not make a lot of sense to them but they see how happy you are so they don’t dare to ruin it.

“What’s you come up with this time Y/N?” She’s ask yawning in between her sentences. Having another all-nighter… placing herself on the fountains edge. Being careful to not get herself wet. You mimicked what she did before explaining what you had come up with.

“you see, if the stars and planets are made of dust, shouldn’t water in the space make them grow or dissolve? Especially the sun! It’s blazing hot! It’s worse than traveling to the desert sometimes.” You’d question yourself trying to come up with an answer as she laughed quietly. “I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t grow or dissolve. I don’t think they’d really be affected by the water.” A few talks with Layla seemed to help you with your theories and projects that you could do. Wondering if others could agree with your theories. You may be young but your mind is always head of your years. Same goes for Al-Haitham. maybe it runs in the family…

“I’ll be off Layla! Thanks for helping me sort my thoughts out.” You’d say. Waving goodbye as she went to her class. Your next class is about Zodiacs. What makes people them in a sort of way, it is believed that your birth month changes you slowly but helpful in the process.

Seeing him in the class brought you great joy. He was always early to his classes and you happen to share two classes. You took your seat as your gaze lingered on him for a bit of time. Before you turned your head away and back to the front. (Zodiacs and about plants like the Nilotpala lotus, such as why they only bloom at night or time sensitive ones.)

—After class— (idk what they learned ;-;)

“Tighnari!” You’d say as you catched up to him leaving the classroom. He stared at you with a smile before turning his head back towards his neutral view. You two turned into a different area. Seemingly no one was nearby. So they shouldn’t hear the conversations. (Someone’s gonna hear and it’s gonna be like Alhaitham)

He’d hold you gently, taking in your scent from your hair for a few moments as he wrapped his tail around you. “I heard you came up with another theory. I’d be keen on hearing it sometime before you forget it.” He’d joke, knowing you’d move from it quickly.

“Maybe later…? I just want to relax with the free-time we have today.” You’d tell him. Enjoying his warmth and presence. He lowered his ears and gazed at you lovingly. Silently telling you that he also wanted to do so. He gave you a little peck on the cheek as focused on you. Looking at what you had chosen to wear today.

A similar outfit to Layla but more adorned with jewels symbolizing wishes and more based on daylight. You always wore a different outfit with a new combo. It was refreshing to you and fun, it didn’t cost much as you had your brother getting what you wanted. (Dw you don’t buy much-)

You enjoyed the time silently as Tighnaris ears perked. Alerting the both of you, as he lowered an raised them. Hearing someone coming. But it was too late till they saw you both. It was your big brother, the scribe.

You both quickly departed from one another. Both blushing brightly as he looked with a slightly amused expression. “Al- al Haitham-?!” Tighnari stuttered, hoping he would keep a secret for him. You’d look away and towards a wall in embarrassment.

“You never told me you were dating. But I suppose my little sister always keeps her secrets hidden.” Al-Haitham said as he turned you around to not face the wall. “H-hey! I have my own life too y’know! You don’t need to be a know-it-all about me just because I’m your little sister!” You’d retaliate back to him. Not thinking about your choice of words. Whisper-shouting to him as Tighnari malfunctioned.

“Your siblings?!” He’d whisper shout at the both of you as you and him nodded. Realizing not many knew you were related and just thought you had the same last name but different families. (Like so many ppl can have the last name Takahashi bro- I have seen so many ppl with it)

“Oh you didn’t know-? I thought you did-?!” You’d say back at Tighnari. Hoping the whisper shouts wouldn’t gather your friends or strangers.

“No I didn’t!” He’d say as Tighnari held one of your hands. “Realizing it now I should’ve known sooner… same last name and age.” He’d sigh, lowering his ears and tail in dissapointment.

“Hey it’s okay! Not many people know…”’your state trying to cheer him up as Al-Haitham talked to him about being your boyfriend. He had trust in him that he would take care of you. Walking away from the area and onto the outside / entrance / threshold of the akademiya.

(After announcing your relationship with Tighnari and being siblings with Al-Haitham.)

People were gasping. It’s as if they struggled to breathe oxygen. Leaving many shocked and puzzled. None knew about your lover and brother.

Turns out Tighnari needed a few materials from the desert. So you went with him. Unknowingly, the news about your status of being Al-Haitham sister spreaded quicker than the reaction, a target now plagued into your back unknowingly. Tighnari flicked his ears, getting cautious as the fur on his tail bristled.

You noticed this quickly. He grabbed you suddenly, dragging you away from what seemed to be eremites. Dodging their arrows as you both hid behind some tall rocks. He’d shush you quickly as he heard them going closer. Grabbing your hand again. Leaving before they went to your spot. Using your hydro vision to make the sand wet in a different direction. The eremites followed it. You both successfully left.

or do you thought. Eremites came up from behind as they happened to have backup. Your eyes widened as Tighnari went in front of you. Getting stabbed into his stomach. Shielding you from the hit.

You’d shout at the eremites seeing what they did. Healing Tighnari quickly as he got up. Using his mine to confuse the eremites. You used it as a chance to bloom as he used his three quick charged shots. Healing him with your skill. Dodging attacks as they swung at you, hitting your arm as you got knocked to the ground. Dodging more attacks while kicking them away and up onto your feet using your burst while Tighnari used his. (For context, you summon stars to follow you and heal everyone while having increased crit dmg,rate,atk and healing. The stats have a big first impact like Kiraras but has a decent amount of damage after its first few hits. Skill is you harnessing hydro power like Candace and dealing healing/dmg.)

“There’s still more?!” You’d state as more kept coming towards the both of you. Keeping your health from hits up high. (Tighnaris still wounded, it’s not like in genshin where they get injuries and nothing happens beside hp bar.) A flash of lightning appeared with a wave. It was cyno and Nilou?!

“I was looking for these eremites.” Cyno stated as he charged forward. “I saw you both fighting and went to go get cyno!” Nilou said worriedly as she helped with the fight. Eventually the waves of eremites ended quickly. Seeing cyno was always a bad sight for those against him.

“Thank you cyno and nilou!” You’d say as you looked at them for a few moments hearing them speak as you tended to Tighnaris wounds carefully. Using your hydro power to heal him.

“You’re welcome Tighnari and Y/N.” They’d both stated as you checked on everyone’s injuries. They left as you took Tighnari back to Gandharva Ville.

“Heyy! Collei!” You’d say as you saw collei coming closer to the two of you. Worrying about the both of you as you headed with Tighnari to get himself patched up. When he woke up collei left you both alone with one another.

“I’m sorry narii! It’s my fault you got injuries if I just never announced it with you and kept it a secret for a little longer-MMH?!” You’d state as he kissed you. Preventing you from bad-mouthing yourself. He held you close as you stared at his blood-stained jacket on the side. Wrapping his tail around you comforting you efficiently.

“You did great. Don’t be a worrywart for me?”He’d ask you, looking at you with slight puppy eyes and adoration. His voice was soothing as you both sat in comfortable silence. You eventually fell asleep.

(ENDING 1)

He gently Carried you to the bed. Making sure to not wake you up as he gazed at you when he settled you down and went next to you. Wrapping his tail against you again as he put his chin above your head. Using his arms to bring you closer to him. You leaned into his touch and into his chest. He gazed at you and played with your hair for a few moments before falling asleep.

(ENDING 2)

He gazed at you sleeping in his arms. Staying in the hug position as he grabbed a nearby book and read it. Preparing and studying for tests. Knowing you’ll need his help later on with preparation. He gathered a few bits of info and left it on the side. Putting you on the couch as he left to go do work with collei before returning shortly.

(Kinda glad how this turned out ngl! This was fun imo as I like being super imaginative about certain things.)

(Hope you enjoyed!!)

[zeherili-ankhein]

After an successful first day of my new new academic year, here are some things I wanted to share... (Continuation of this part)

— The classroom sucks.

— The new class teacher is nice, I like her uwu... She takes Geography, so I hope that subject would become some what easier lol

— Sociology sounded easy and interesting... Though somehow a little boring, but that might be because I was just super sleep deprived t-t

— Only 15 minutes break time, that also got shortened by 5 minutes, because of the English teacher's bhasan 😭

No complains... I like her, she's a really sweet person >·<

— MY CLASS 1 BUDDY IS IN MY CLASS XD, but also she's like the only one I know in my class 🫠.

Still, I am again sitting with her after 10 FUCKING YEARSSS *celebratory dance*

— Really exited for History... But also I hate the art integration project they are basically throwing at us 🥲 Now I'd need to work lol

— PAINTING THE SUBJECT YOU ARE AHHHH I love it so muchhhh... That teacher is one of my favourites 🥹

They said this year's main mediums would be pencil sketching and water colour – I SUCK at water colour lol, pencil sketching is yeahh.. pretty easy for me.

Let's see maybe this is the universe's sign I would get a chance to improve on my water colour skills....

— Bruhhh why was the principal so aggressive while giving her speech 😭 what did we do wrong on the first day only???

— Met my bestie and other friends after Four. Whole. Months. Felt soooo much better...

— Sad my soul sister (another one of my great friends) was absent today 😔 (she spend the whole night before watching Ind vs Pak match and couldn't wake up in the morning lmaooo)

— DID I SAY MY CRUSH IS IN THE SAME CLASS AS ME??? *-* He too was absent today lol...

— Felt sooo sleepy in class (because I had went to sleep at 3 and woke up at 5, and had to survive school on 2 hours of sleep T_T... My fault Ik, but my bhaat ghum doesn't let me sleep at night lol) because my school literally starts at 6:50 am bruuhh the torture!!

— Overall this school sucks. (Been here for more than 12 years, lovw it like my own life, but also cannot not complain about this place every chance I get)

Edit: ALSO ALSO, when I was buying poster colours while returning from school, the sweet sweet dukan wali aunty gave me a ₹20 wala Thumbs up free :3 she's my fav aunty for a reason... (I love ₹20 wala thumbs up so much lol that I literally have like a mini collection of those bottles at my home)

But now I am drained and tired and have literally zero energy for tomorrow lol

@foreignink lol I keep tagging you in everything... You're gonna get flooded with mentions when you return- hehe sorry... T_T But hey! I survived today at school!

[dootznbootz]

Mads what are your favorite parts of the new saga?

lksdjf THIS IS SO LATE BUT HELL YEAHH!HH! ;~; Thank you for the ask!

SO GOOD!! ALL OF IT!!!

EVERY SINGLE LIL BIT WITH PENELOPE MADE ME SO GOSHDANG HAPPY!!! Like you can tell with everything that he does mean every word he's saying with the "More than you know~" in response to asking him if she misses him.

It also was a huge double take for me as My Odysseus IS afraid of the water (the sea specifically. Freshwater is okay :) ) AND he does end up with a daughter eventually. so Epic Siren is saying Dootzverse prophecies xD

Different Beast??? HELL YEAHHH LOTS OF FUN!!! HE's SO MAD! You cannot pretend to be the wife and expect to live!!! I mostly love the beginning bit!

And with Scylla?!?1? LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH!! SO PRETTY AND SCARY!! And okay, one of my favorite Odysseus moments is how in the Odyssey, he throws out Circe's warning and is like "No, Ima fight this thing. I don't wanna lose any more guys." only to sit there in his armor and for Scylla to take 6 men too quick for anything to be done, and the horror of that. HE TRIED ;~;

BUT with EPIC!ODY??? Ohhohoho YEs! I love mean Odysseus and now he's there >:3 yes, it was a painful painful decision but stilllll.

Mutiny?? I love the chorus. it's so pretty. with the crew singing behind him??? so so pretty.

AND THUNDER BRINGER WITH "I HAVE TO SEE HER"?? ME TOO ;~; LIKE SHIT. EURYLOCHUS! HAV EYOU SEEN PENELOPE?!?! HE HAS TO SEE HER. lkdsfj

Jay is so good at making sure Penelope is brought up in every Saga and I get more powerful every time he does. You absolute mad lad genius, you.

[waterfallofspace]

hi!! your d/azai fic was SO GOOD OMGG i kept trying to figure out what was setting him off & i never would’ve guessed M/ORI’S COLOGNE?! brilliant especially since c/huuya bought it for him XD

could i possibly request s/oukoku feat. allergic to dust d/azai (mayhaps with kitten snzs 🥺) and prompts 36, 40, 45, 47, 75? (or whatever you can do 🫶🏻)

Oh my god- hello, thank you!! That's so sweet of you hehehe~~ I'm glad you enjoyed!! And thank you so much for the request, I had so much fun writing this one hehe~ I did try 'stuffy talk' writing for the first time in this, it seemed needed in the context, but I usually try to avoid that, so I hope it doesn't take away from the story too much~ (also I've seen the other two I assume are also from you, and I will be working on those soon too!!) 2.3k words, prompts 36, 40, 45, 47, and 75, story under cut! 36. “Blow your nose, I can’t understand you.”  40. “You’re sneezing everywhere. Clearly, something’s up.”  45. “Your nose is literally twitching.” 47. Hiding sneezes  75. Accidentally inhaling an allergen.  (References to swearing, and mild/playful violence just in case anyone doesn’t like those!)

~~~~~~~

There was always a level of tension between Soukoku, but it had only intensified after Dazai made his escape. Chuuya has never had a ‘forgive and forget’ attitude, not when it comes to him. So when Mori and Fukuzawa decide to team up against a common enemy, Chuuya lets himself believe he’ll only have to cooperate with the detective agency from a distance. 

“Chuuya~! Stop staring off into space. I know I’m the brains of this operation, but you could still attempt to help.” 

Growling in response, Chuuya feels his eyes roll on their own ‘Apparently just as fed up with him as I am-’, thoughts drifting back to the idiot currently attempting to pick a lock. It was his job to get them in the hideout they’d been ordered to investigate. ‘Of course it wouldn’t be from a distance. It could never be that easy, not with this asshole working for them.’ 

Despite the sentiment being entirely in his head, Dazai seems able to hear it, casting a smug smile in Chuuya’s direction. ‘Fucking creepy how he can do that. I know his gift doesn’t let him read minds, but sometimes I wonder…’ 

“We’re not supposed to leave any indication we were here. Blasting down the door wouldn’t exactly be subtle. So this one’s all on you. What, not up for the cha-”

“Got it! Chuuya didn’t really doubt me, did he?”

“Sh- shut up. Let’s just get this over with.”  

Dazai’s posture is infuriatingly calm, a brash contrast to the waves of tension surging through Chuuya’s very being… until they enter the building. Dazai immediately tenses up, fingers flexing at his side as he attempts to feign nonchalance. Normally seeing the mask slip a bit would send shivers of pleasure down Chuuya’s spine, however they were in enemy territory with an assignment to complete. ‘Now is not the time for one of your… things… Dazai. Whatever this is, lock it away.’ 

“You take the papers over there, I’m gonna check for any other rooms, exits, or spaces to hide something. Got it?” 

“My my, quite bossy, aren’t we? You know I love when you get all controlling~.” 

“Ach. Just yell if you find anything useful, alright?”

“Yeahh.” 

On anyone else, it would just be a slip of the tongue. Something not worth noticing, let alone mentioning, but on Dazai? It’s similar to having gunfire rain on you from an unknown source. Chuuya starts to feel hairs on the back of his neck standing up, trained eyes scanning the room for whatever danger might be coming his way. ‘Come on, Dazai. Either sort yourself out, or tell me what’s wrong… This mission needs to go smoothly, if you’re sensing dang-’ 

“hih’ekshh-! hh’gshh-!” 

“You say something?”

“No- hah’kshht-enk’shhiew-! Excuse me, no I didn’t.” 

Chuuya finds his mouth hanging open, Dazai’s nose noticeably pinker than it was a few minutes ago. In the silence, Dazai attempts to busy himself with papers they both know he’s already scanned. ‘Did- did he just…?’

“W- was that a sneeze?” 

“Wow~ great observation skills, Chuuya!” 

Dazai narrowly avoids the kick aimed his way, Chuuya catching his balance with a spin as Dazai smirks at him, letting out a grunt as the next one lands its blow. Taking his turn to smirk now, Chuuya begins his retort. 

“Oh, whatever. Just keep-”

“eh’ntshh-aiyshh’iiee-! N- not done- heH-! eashh’iew-! teshh-en’kshhew-! hh’knshhiie-!” 

“That was pathetic.”

“You know, it’s customary in most places to offer a blessing.” 

“Not here, it ain’t. What’s wrong with you, anyways?”

The question is ignored, Dazai’s eyes snapping back to the papers he’s picked up, mouthing words under his breath too fast for Chuuya to interpret as he breezes through. Electing to ignore the obvious attempts to derail the conversation, Chuuya takes a seat next to the desk, letting his feet rest right on the papers Dazai’s looking through.

“I believe I asked you a question.”

“You only believe you asked? Chuuya must be sli- hehh… slip- slipping- heAh’tezshh-eiiszshh-hh’keshh’iew-!”

“Eh?! For Christ’s sake, just answer the fucking question.”

“‘For Christ’s sake’, that’s quite the western expression, and yet you can’t offer a mere blessing to your… eH’Knshh-tieshhii-! kshh-eishh-hH’knchhiew-! suffering partner?” 

“I’ll ask once more, what’s wrong with you?” 

Dazai’s eyes are still trained on the papers, his face remaining pointedly calm to the untrained eye. Which, Chuuya is not. ‘He’s attempting to relieve the itch without touching his nose. Apparently not as easy as he’d like it to be, judging by the tremor in his hands that he can’t seem to stall.’ 

“I have no idea what you mean.”

“Don’t play coy, Dazai. You’re sneezing everywhere. Clearly something’s up.” 

“It’s a perfectly normal action. Everyone sneezes at times, even Chuuya.” 

“Yeah, but not this much. Your nose is literally twitching as we speak.”

“Th- thanks for the re- reminder…. hehH-!”

He manages to pull his collar over his face before the next fit breaks through his quivering nose.

“hNksh-hh’kshhew-! tinshh-enshhiew-! hh’kshh-! heH’tschh’iew-! hahh’kshh’iie-!” 

Chuuya smirks at the way Dazai sniffles with a deep urgency as he attempts to catch his breath. ‘Pathetic is right, those were the tiniest things I’ve ever heard, and they still left him breathless. For someone so tough, he’s really quite frail.’ 

“Yeah, that’s not normal.”

“You really don’t remember? I have a slight… sensitivity to dust.”

“Are you fucking serious?”

His facade long forgotten, Dazai raises a hand to practically scrub his nose raw as he lets a few itchy moans fall out. Chuuya feels a pang in his chest, one that he quickly smothers before it can build into actual sympathy for the idiot.

“You don’t remember- Well I guess it- kshh’iew-!  was a bigger deal for me than you. That time Mori sent us to recover some stolen files from that warehouse that they apparently hadn’t c- clehh… hH’kshh-eishhh’ii-! Cleaned in years?” 

“I do actually, though I seem to remember you ducking away pretty fast after we found them- oh motherfucker, was that because you were holding off an allergy attack?!”

“Yep! Thankfully for that mission I foresaw the possible complication and took some precautions. However, in this case, I wasn’t aware of the… state… this building would be in. hh’kshh’iew-! Nnshh-!” 

Before Chuuya can form a reply, Dazai raises a hand, his face unreadable once more. Chuuya freezes, eyes darting to the hallway behind them as footsteps echo off the walls. ‘Impossible to tell how many there are, it’s too empty in here, the sound is distorted. I’d guess at least five, but it could be more. There’s enough bullets in the drawer I found before to take them out if I can get to-’ His thoughts are interrupted by Dazai’s hand against his arm, nullifying his powers before he can make a move. 

“Remember, we’re not supposed to tip our hand just yet.” 

It’s hushed, but Chuuya hears it perfectly, his focus always irreversibly glued to Dazai when his gift is being subdued. Something Dazai knows full well, and was counting on. He lets his mask slip once more, letting Chuuya read his intentions without a word. ‘We need a plan, and it can’t be violence.’ 

“Fine.” 

‘I noticed a crawlspace when I was surveying the room. It’ll be tight in between the beams, but there’s at least a bit of space vertically. Either way it’s better than getting found. Normally I’d just hide on the ceiling, people so rarely check there, but given Dazai’s here, it's better not to leave him to fend for himself.’

Pressing himself against the floor and sliding through the crack, Chuuya starts to drag Dazai in with him, pausing as the nervous energy radiates off the man.

“Chuuya I don’t thi-” 

“Just shut up and get in, we don’t have time to argue.”

Dazai hesitates once more, tension flooding Chuuya’s body. ‘He’s not one to hesitate. Ever. But we don’t have a choice, it’s this or be caught.’ Finally Dazai lets out a sigh, mask on enough to keep Chuuya calm, but not enough to be comfortable. Chuuya braces himself against the floor with his hands as Dazai climbs into the crack, kneeling over him.

“Well this is cozy~.”

“You better keep your mouth shut. If they find us I will end you.” 

The footsteps continue to descend towards the room, finally stopping as smothered voices begin breaking the silence. Chuuya closes his eyes to try and make out the words better, a trick he regrettably learned from Dazai of all people. When one sense is removed from the equation, it can help the others hone in with greater ease.

“Ch- Chuuya…”

His eyes snap open at the breathy quality of the voice. Dazai has his hands pressed against the floor to keep his balance, and even through the muted light Chuuya can see his unattended nose starting to tremble. Dazai’s attempting to rub it against his shoulder, but the soft cloth just seems to be irritating it further.

“Don’t you dare, Dazai.” 

The panic seeps into the whisper before he can stop it, Dazai reacting with a sharp nod, eyes starting to water. Chuuya can feel Dazai’s body trembling as every scraping breath seems to drag more allergens into his tortured nose.

‘Fucking damn it. Even with those pathetic little things, given the echo in this room, they’re sure to hear us if he breaks into a full attack.’ Just as he’s starting to come up with a plan, Chuuya’s body starts moving on its own, gloved hand pinching Dazai’s nose shut just as the first hitch escapes. 

“heH- Wha-” 

“Not. A. Word.” 

Chuuya can feel Dazai’s nose pulsating under his grasp, a few tears freeing themselves from his eyes as he crushes them shut against the building irritation. But finally, after a few painstakingly long minutes, his breathing returns to normal. Chuuya carefully releases his grasp, hand still hovering in front of Dazai’s face. He rolls his eyes at the theatrics, snarling in an attempt to disguise the warmth flooding his ears. 

“Better?”

Dazai starts to nod, sniffling lightly, before intensely shaking his head, nose flaring with a passion. He gets only enough time to lean into Chuuya’s hand, attempting to stifle the fit that breaks loose. Chuuya almost pulls away, but one of Dazai’s hands comes up to grip his wrist, pulling it closer.

“knGt-! nGT-! ihKDt-! hH’AHngT-!”

“G- gross, what the fuck are you do-” 

Realization dawns across Chuuya’s face, chased away by a guilt fueled blush that settles in his cheeks. ‘When sliding in here, I used my hands on the floor. The dust covered floor. I just practically smothered his nose in his allergen. Fuck- this isn’t good…’ Dazai’s eyes are flooding with itchy tears, only getting a chance to inhale when he’s building up to another stifle.

“kndT-! heH- indT-! hH’EnDt-! Ch- Chuuya… hH’NDT’iew-! heAhh- kNgT-!”

“Hold on-” 

Letting his head peak out, Chuuya attempts to scan the room, focus being torn between searching for possibly enemies and- “hHnDT-!” the constant- “nGT-!” stream of- “ihkNdT-!” itchy stifles- “ehdNXt-!” being aimed at- “heH’KxT-!” his gloved hand. ‘I can’t see anyone, and other than the obvious, I’m not hearing anything to suggest we’re not alone.’ 

“Okay, I think it’s safe no-” 

The half-finished confirmation is all Dazai needs, ducking into his shoulder with a fit that seems to only grow in desperation as each tiny sneeze falls out on top of each other. 

“eh’kShh’iee-inchh-eshhh-kechhew-eh’knshhiiee-!”

Pulling himself out of the crawlspace, Chuuya attempts to brush the dust from his clothes, peeling off his glove with a wince before offering a hand to help (yank) Dazai out too. The normally put together man is currently sneezing too rapidly to even acknowledge the change of scenery. He’s attempting to aim for his shoulder, but Chuuya notices he’s fairly unsuccessful, huffing a few blessings between the outpouring. 

“hH’kshh-ensshheww-nnshh-tiesshhie-!” 

“Bless you.” 

“aishhiew-! heHhH-! kezzshhiee-! Ehh’shhiew-!” 

“And again.” 

“hah’kshh-knnsh-nnshhie-!” 

“Going for a record there, Dazai?” 

A smirk has worked its way onto the incredibly itchy looking face as Dazai’s watery eyes flicker up to meet Chuuya’s, a hint of mischief dancing through the waves.

“M- enshh’iew-! Mea- hh’kshh-! nnSh-! eh’knShii-! Mean, Ch- chushh’iew-! heH’kshh-enschh-tezzshh’iew-! Chuuya.”

“Bless you. Don’t try to talk, you moron. It’s making me dizzy.” 

“heH’inGShh’iew-! ddshh’ii-! nnSHh-! heH’kSHHiew-!”

“Christ Dazai. You gonna live?” 

“You dknow tha- heh’KShhiiew-! nndshh’ii-! Thadt wa-”

The congestion in his voice cuts right through Chuuya’s brain, a grimace forming in response.

“Blow your nose, I can’t understand you for shit like this.” 

“And whadt exacdtly do you wandt me dto use? I have dnothing to blow idt ond-” 

Chuuya sighs heavily, hand reaching into a pocket to pull out the handkerchief he keeps there incase of emergencies. ‘I guess this qualifies, though the idea of Dazai’s fluids on more of my clothing makes me feel a little ill.’

As soon as it's in Chuuya's hand, Dazai lunges for it, having the decency to turn away as he releases a handful of throat scraping blows that have Chuuya wincing again. When he speaks again his voice is still hoarse, congestion seeping through the edges, but at least it’s decipherable. 

“Ahem. Like I was saying, you know that was entirely your fault, right?” 

“It’s not my fault you have such a weak nose.” 

“hH’enkshh-! nndshh’iew-! innShh’ii-! mmShhiew-! I think it heard you.” 

Rolling his eyes, Chuuya throws a punch at Dazai’s arm, a touch of guilt invading his mind when the blow lands easily, Dazai hissing lightly through clenched teeth. ‘Apparently still too out of it to dodge.’ He feels heat drip into his cheeks once more, quickly quelled as Dazai’s mischief soaked eyes meet his own.

“I think you owe me a drink.” 

“Whatever. But you owe me a new handkerchief, and gloves.” 

Dazai brings said handkerchief back up to his nose to crush a few leftover sneezes, a smug smile forming on his face, despite the battered state of his sinuses. 

“hh’mmshh’iew-! eh’mmshhii-! heh’nnSHh-nnshh-heH’keshh’iew-! Deal.” 

No, Chuuya’s not one to ‘forgive and forget’. Things will never be the way they were. But as Dazai silently leans against him to steady himself while they walk out of the building, Chuuya’s hands automatically coming to brace him, he lets himself consider that maybe, just maybe, that’s okay. 

Maybe they can be something else. Something better. 

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

I'm not crying, partly because funny and or wild things kept happening, but my nose is running a bit lol xd it is from allergies though xD

Yk what we're gonna deal with my emotions in a second xD right now I'm just gonna try and focus on the episode lol

Lol the curbs being too high xD

"I know why my sorority sisters hate me" LOL but also go off Ava on the part after that xD

She's too like modern and rebellious or whatever

Yeeahh :'((

SLFKGKDS JESUS CAN APPRECIATE EXTRA HOLES-

Awww and she's friends with them 😭😭😭😭💔❤️❤️ yeah :'))

I get that honestly

Awww honey 😭😭

:'O Ava!!

There's some other reason though lol

Ahh the money xD

YES :D GO OFF BARBARA :D :))!!

LOL Ava xD whatever it works

Do we get to see Jacob again 🥺

I mean it'll hurt me but yk

Awww honey 😭😭😭😭❤️💔

Yeah he looks r o u g h o.o xd xDD

I can't place what it is lol but good job because he looks it xD

Yk it must look wild to see me devolve into denial and madness throughout this liveblog for those who have already seen it

. . . Sorry guys xd hope you appreciate my pain

I'm gonna have to watch so many (as many as there are lol) reactions to this 😭 to get that bit of comfort I might be giving some of y'all lol

SLFKGJDKDJKS honestly fits I'm not even gonna lie to you

Him being vengeful xD

OPE that might be a bit of why he looks like a mess o.o xD

His students watching him fall apart in real time like 👁️👄👁️ ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

XD

Aww honey xdd

Oogh okay yeah so heee's not moving out you are xd

:O is he gonna live with Gregory

Y'all oh my gosh that would be wild-

The story opportunities would be there for adjusting to each other o.o 👀

It would be cool :O :D though honestly I'm not sure I could take that xD. Too much sadness and embarrassment around each other lol.

It already is with an f

PVITJAUCNALAJEHSINHD NEVERMIND I GET IT

Gregory's face helped with that xd

Mr. Johnson 💀

XDD

Mr. Johnson now is not the time xD

Aww Gregory I don't think it'll help much but him trying 😭😭😭😭💔❤️❤️

Aww yeah it'll work :')) was sacred Jacob would refuse xd

LOL take somebody's eye out xD

Aww inviting Janine :)

What did Zach usually do that xd

SLFKGHDKDS

OH RIGHT LOL (that's what the keysmash is about lol)

This lady xD

Girl must be so confused xD

Aww honey xdd

XDD Janine lol

Poor sub xd I mean hopefully they do lol

Aww or missing Janine :')

Awww being home alone :'((

If I get Melissa Jacob bonding over this I would not complain 👀

About the bonding I mean I would still about the breakup lol

Anyway xD

Aww Janine yeah :D

May e not quite like that but xD

Nah okay lol

I mean it might be and she's just saying it's not xd lol

Ayy Barbara :DD!!

I don't think it did but xdd

Nope xd :'//

I'm sorry Barbara that sucks :((

I bet Ava helped out though :D

Or will :)

LOL xD the all the same bit

Nahh Ava interfered didn't she xD

SKFJDKS yep

AWWWW stop that's so sweet :'OO :'DD

Oh my gosh 😭😭❤️❤️❤️

YEAHH GO BARBARA :'DDD

Ooh this is a bop :o :D!

AWWWW YEAHH SLAYYY :'DDD

Melissa looking so proud :'))

Jacob is also going through it so hey hopefully it helps him a bit too xdd

I'm glad to see him and Janine sitting next to each other

AYY BARBARA SING ITTT

GO OFF GIRL :DD

AYY XD MR. JOHNSON LOL

WHAT???!?!!?

AYO MR. JOHNSON WHAT???!

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT XDDD???!!?!

Wild lol was NOT expecting that it took me out 💀

Aww the kids dancing :D

Awww Jacob and Janine dancing :DD :))

SLFKGHDKD STUCK TO ONE SONG XDDD

Lol her whole discography xD

"This is a public school!" SLFKGHDKS XDD YEAH LOL that's what I was thinking a bit too a minute ago xD

Lol they all look so done xD

Not the whistle notes lesson 💀

Okay just to get her to sing a song again lol?

ASLFKGHSKALS NOPE LOL

Iconic love that Ava xDD

Okay she's fine and doing to with grace lol love that for her xD

Well that was a slay ending xDD

Anyway I did not deserve that though :)) about the episode overall :)) honestly I'm still in denial xdd

Anyway! Great episode lol loves it, also hate it with a burning passion xD. Some really funny moments though :D. More on the review side of things in a second (or maybe tomorrow because my hands and brain are very tired lol).

Love y'all!!

[thegenderfluidace]

shoulder length is pretty nice

had it at that length for a long time too

used to have it at waist length at some point and refused to let anyone touch it

younger me would be so mad that I have short hair now XD

also, curly hair is really pretty

mine is a little wavy, but that's it and it's only minimally wavy ;-;

have you ever coloured your hair?

I used to colour my hair red

well, not entirely, I left the topcoat natural, but I coloured the rest

It is, so much less hair and hair product then it used to be

Gah yeahh, so so many people used to go and touch my hair without ever asking, especially in elementary school, I go turn around and they act like they didn’t do anything, bugged me so much

Dude same, younger me would be incredibly upset that I cut it off ^^’

Curly hair is but I’ve got like no clue how to actually properly take care of it, really do need to figure that out eventually so my hair isn’t always such a mess

Oooo fun, colouring hair is always fun

And yeyey, if I match anything to actual me with my sona it’s mainly my hair

So my hair is actually dyed like how I draw it tho probably a lil different since lots of colors

I’ve dyed my hair a good lot of times

Genuine bad pic of when I first got it dyed like this, hair was longer and the dye was wayyy brighter cause just got it dyed but yeah

[stellar-skyy]

😶‍🌫️anon replying back '-')7 ! Yeahh I did take some breaks in between! I am only this dedicated to this event now is cus I hard-core simp for the free to get character XD.

that's good at least! make sure to drink water and eat in between, don't get so absorbed in your game that you forget breakfast... and lunch... and water... uhh definitely not speaking from experience...

good luck with getting the character though!

[live-love-laugh-lesbian]

hiii!! me again akjsdhkjashd

ELECTRIC SAXOPHONES ARE A THING?!?? WHATTTTT THATS SOO COOL OMG AKSJDHJSDH

omg i think i am 'people' (the type of person who has patience for the latter : visual novel and not the former : working w children askjdhakjsh) i think i just dont have the capability to be able to handle children i cant even handle myself asjdhajsldh

wait thats so cool that your mum works with kids as well! its relatable for me to bc i do computer science and my sister did and her bff does and my bff does its crazy akjsdhkasjh its like a domino affect from person to person lmaooo

oh yeahh i totally get the thing w poorly trained dogs i mainly talk about those tiny harmless ones ir if they are big those sweet chill oness!! ur uncles' dog sounds adorablee!! and so do your cats omg! and thank you <3 i know not alll cats are like that and if i see a cat i will try to pet it ajlsdhalsjhd unless its scared of me ofc

omg i know you mentioned before that your hobbies are sewing and stuff and that you were sewing a trouser but like i didnt know you MADE trousers!! thats soo coolll youre basically a fashion designer!! and lilac trousers i would sooo wear those omg SEQUINED HEARTS AHHHHHHHHH this sounds soo cute

im a sagittarius! one of my best friends is a scorpio!! so whenever i see her now ill think of you!!!! asdaslkdjasld so real w atla lmaooo and also so real w swimming asdjhjasdh

oh yeah i love art too! and spending time w your sister sounds so cute and fun!! and then a date w your gf sounds soo adorable this sounds like such a comfy classic cozy day! i would spend my day probably by playing guitar, art and for the majority sleeping or going on my phone ajksdhkd if its a rainy day id go for a nice hot chocolate and a brownie coated in whipped cream bc who doesnt love whipped cream asdhsaj stardew valleyyy!! my childhoodd!! i like playing games but its mainly like yansim (i swear im not crazy askdjaslkdj i just find it too addictingggg) AKLSHDJKASHD competitive i sooo get that i get really competitive in games as well lmaoo to the point its unhealthy ahhhh

they sound like awesome compliments! for me any compliment is my fav ajksdhkjs i love compliments on my singing, intelligence and this is lowkey weird but my hair ajkshdjsd my hair never looks good for some reason so if someone says it does one day then i will be beaming and happy for the rest of the day ahhh i also love compliments in my art and my coding! and yes professional compliments ESPECIALLY from children are the best validation ever akjshdjksadh

my question for you: what's something about the modern-day world that bothers you, and what’s something about it that brings you joy?

byee! have a lovely dayy!

-swiftie spring exchange anon idek askldhalsjd

Hello again! Apologies if my answer is short, I am ill and very tired but I wanna reply.

Computer science is so cool!! What sort of stuff do you do with that? Programming or uhhh...here's where I show my lack of computer science knowledge...anyways I'm curious XD (Saw you said coding later!! That's so cool!!!)

I getcha XD My other uncle has dogs too! Ex racing greyhounds, he likes to give them a happy retirement. They can be chaotic but I can't blame them too much, they were trained to chase small things after all! As a kid I accidentally stepped on one of their tails...I felt so guilty!! But the dog was chill and I gave him a treat to say sorry XD

I've been making a lot of trousers recently cause I realised I owned like...2. Except then I get more and more ideas and have to narrow them down XD The current pair are...sort of almost done. Made, fabric hearts sewn on, the sequins will go around the edges of them, but it's gonna take a while. Wearing them anyways in the mean time XD

Your day sounds good too!! Brownies my beloved...I have such a sweet tooth it's unreal XD And nah I've played Yansim too. Not for a while, but no judgement! And look if one isn't playing to WIN then what's the point in playing XD (I say that, in games like Stardew Valley I'm more relaxed, but that's not pvp soooo)

Sounds like good compliments!! I used to get compliments on my hair back when it was longer (I was like 18 at the time). It was so long it was inconvenient, I had to move it to sit down lol. And now it's super short XD Complete 180. I'm sure your hair is lovely however!!

Modern day world...tbh how often you need to call people. Like some places don't have emails anymore?? Or require calls anyways?? don't do phone calls really and I HATE the trend of "phone or nothing".

Does government stuff count too? If so like. Governments. They're run so poorly I swear to god. I don't think that's new to the modern world however XD What about you?

Adding to that topic: what's something you hope to see in the next five years? :)

[lamonnaie]

hi ✨

i’m pretty impressed with gmmtv’s scheduling so far and i hope they’ll stay on top of everything like this. they had a lot of reruns this year so ig it’s definitely in their best interest to be more organized about their shooting schedules and everything.

i was so disappointed when i saw that they didn’t give wednesday club a wednesday club

taynew and offgun getting two new shows definitely wasn’t on my bingo card let alone the fact that offgun are already filming again like they really be working their asses off.

i didnt realize the whole siblings thing at first because i was way too hyped about joong being in a show, but then i saw someone pointing it out on twitter. it’s just such a shame bc i like joong’s acting a lot so i was very much looking forward to the trailer but now i’m 😐.

yeah, gmmtv signed a lot of new talents this year so ig it’s not that surprising that they are actually letting them act even tho i was kind of caught off guard at first hahahah.

also, i feel like some actors wanted/needed a break. like mark for example who said that he wanted to take a break until part 2 but then the character he’s gonna play in high school frenemy caught his eye so he was like jk.

i would 100% be that person if i worked at gmmtv just casually dropping little hints and acting like i’m just a fan. that would be so fun 😭

yeahh and i definitely think they're gonna need to dial back a little bit on all the fan meets and cons if they wanna keep up with shooting etc, especially with artists like geminifourth, they're schedules look absolutely insane 😭😭 i wish we got to see them act more ahsjkdjf (adding that to my slightly more delusional part 2 wishlist: another gem4th bl) (also a lukekay bl but that's neither here nor there...)

i'm not too fond of some of the ploy's yearbook cast, and now they just hit us with the stepsiblings, so i dont think i'm gonna be tuning in xD

gmmtv? not keeping their talent in the basement for 84 years? shocking 😂 but tbh i'm not complaining, it's always fun to see new faces and a lot of them are rlly talented

yeah that's totally valid about taking a break, mark was in like every other show in 2023 😭😭 i guess that's another upside of the 2 part announcement, more chance of seeing a wider variety of ppl acting (and when we get ANOTHER pair of offgun taynew shows in part 2, what then 😳😳)

ahaha so real 😆 screw NDAs, i wanna cause chaos

[slashingdisneypasta]

General Kai x ReincarnatedLover!Reader || Drabble

Ah! Me actually doing something I said I was gonna do on the day I said I was gonna do it??? I am so proud of myself XD 😅😅

Plot: Kai has come to reclaim you- pity you have no idea who the heck he is, what he’s talking about or…  well, you do have an idea what he wants. BUT WHY? This doesn’t make any sense.

Warnings: N/A  

Dedicated to the Anon who had this great idea!! ^^ Its rough but I hope you like it 😅

He’s terrifying.

He’s so terrifying, that when he first crashed down- from the sky- into your rice paddy, destroying a whole field of crops, you had tried to run! You took one glance at this behemoth of a bull, with glowing emerald eyes, double sided blades attached to long, powerful chains, and a devilish grin on his face, aimed at you, and-

You tried to run. You turned around, very nearly getting a mouth full of mud as you tripped, but instead catching yourself with a hand, pushing yourself back up and forcing yourself forward. Over the sound of your pounding heart you had heard him chuckle at what you assume he considered a feeble little escape attempt, and the sound was like thunder cracking across the sky during a storm. Not quite so loud, but deep enough to feel it, and otherworldly, and- it sent fear shooting through your blood stream. If I can just get out of his sight, you had thought. It would be fine.

But that was not apart of his plan.

The blades that were in his hands were faster than you, racing ahead of you, crossing over each other and jamming deep into the ground. The chains surrounded you, you stopped- and then he started to pull.

You tried to get out of the way and escape but he was stronger, the blades drug through the muddy ground fast back toward you and then they were on you. They tripped you, causing you to fall into the mud, hands and knees covered in the stuff, as he drew you right back to him in no time at all. It wasn’t a fair fight, you felt weak, and terrified.  

“Heh… “ When you were back beneath him, while you’re feeling even smaller then before on the wet and dirty ground now, he crouched down and leaned his monstrous arms around both sides of you and yanked his blades back out of the ground. Spirits- this man was only wearing a loincloth! And- ugh. Your nose had scrunched up, turning pointedly away from his face and cringing into yourself. His disgusting, clotted hair smelled. When he didn’t pull away fully right away though like you thought, you turned back to his face - now mere inches from your own as he stared at you, assessed you, glanced all over you, - with wide eyes. Your lips part, at this monster in front of you still looking all-to-amused, meaning to ask what he wants, but he beats you to it. “Hm… you really don’t remember me, do you?”

Your eyes widened even more if it were possible. “I… I don’t know you.” … Should you?

Finally he pulls back and stands up again, leaving you with some space once again so you can breath, and you watched him look around at your thoroughly destroyed fields and the stormy sky surrounding them; Breathing heavily. Thinking.

As he breathed out, he emitted visible air from his nostrils. “Nah… I guess not. It has been five hundred years… ” Your mouth fell open once again, wishing to ask if he’s absolutely positive- but he once again cut you off before you could speak. This time with his eyes, those lime green, glowing orbs - green eyes on a bull? That made you nervous even more than his huge frame did, - flickered back down to you again… and he looked fond.

… Which was not the kind of look you wanted to see on someone so powerful, who claimed they knew you. Who could easily just take you.

“Yes, I’m positive, little one.”

~

“I- I… didn’t ask.” You say now, eyes wide. How did he know you were thinking that?

“Yeahh, but you were thinking it.” He shrugs, casually rolling those boulder-like shoulders. It moves his entire body, the jade stones hung on his belt clanging against each other at his hips. “You may not know me, but I know you.” He smirks, eyes once again flickering up and down your body still knelt in the mud. “Trust me.”

“… You’re crazy- “

“Crazy?? Ha… Okay. Yeah. Maybe I’m a little crazy.” Nodding, he shrugs his shoulders once again and gives another deep chuckle- a short one, this time. “But that’s what the spirit realm’ll do to you, I guess.”

Blinking, and wondering why on earth you have ended up in this insane situation with the delusional, ludicrously over powered loin-cloth bull, you push yourself up to your feet and wipe your hands on your already ruined pants. You’re still uneasy, but the bull doesn’t seem to be trying to hurt you just this second- just your crops he’s still trampling- “The spirit realm??... “

He makes a sound like mhm, grunting, and seeming to take your questioning tone as an opportunity for a little bit of casual chit chat. “Yep. 500 years… “

… You don’t believe this crack story for a second. “Uh- “

You’re cut off by a great big sigh, and look up in time to watch him roll his eyes just as deeply. “I know, I get it- you don’t believe me. And hey, that’s okay. Doesn’t change anything… You, little one, are still mine. And we’ll find a way for you to remember. If we don’t… you’ll just have to fall in love with me again. Eh? Not so hard.”

At this your jaw actually drops, taking a step back from him. “Yours??” Love???

“Yep.” He nods, refusing to back down, and popping the ‘p’.

“No- “ You try to get away again immediately, turning to walk away, but this time he doesn’t even let you get two steps; Throwing his hand, with a double edged sword in his grip, directly in your way. Eyes widening, you back up from it, following his arm nervously up to his face. “I think you have the wrong person.”

“In a manner of speaking, I do!” He quickly agrees, surprising you- but then his eyes narrow, and you feel unbearably small before him. “… Different body, sure. But I know you… and your Chi?... “At this his eyes take an even brighter glow and you watch him breath in deep, his chest rising until it falls again. “That’s the same… “

“Are you… “ Pausing, you take a deep breath in an attempt to steady your tone, eyes closed as he calmly watches your every move- calmly, because he knows you cant do anything. You can’t escape. “A- are you… “ Damnit. “… suggesting… r-reincarnation?? And- and we… ” You… and him?? This massive, terrifying monster right in front of you right now??

An intimate smirk crosses his face then, eyelids half-hooding on you and eyes glowing brighter once again. “We… yeah… And I’d really like to get back to that, so come on- come with me. Willingly. And we’ll figure out howta get there, together.”

“If… “You start, heart beating heavily in your chest as you give the beast an uneasy once-over. “… I say no?... “

“Well, then I’ll take you unwillingly! Hah. That’s not gonna be fun for you- I suggest the willing rout.

… Oh I’m Kai, by the way.”

[wyverian-lady525]

Yeahh I also started a new save and got himbo fever all over again 😢 I've been going through the anime as well and I think the dynamic between Reverto and Lute is adorable, so maybe #290 and #90 with a rider or whatnot from Hakum that helps keep Lute out of too much trouble

Ha! XD💖💖

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Trouble at Hakum

The world may be at peace, but you are far from it. Reverto comes to assist you.

#90 “You’d be a great dad/mom.”

#290 “Why're you smiling at me like that?”

You’ve never sent out a letter so quickly.

After the defeat of the Black Blight, around a year or so, all the Hakum riders came home, you included. You were a senior rider in the village, one who kept an eye on the younger ones. They were mostly well-behaved, like Cheval, but there was one boy who you never seemed to be able to control.

And that was Lute.

You knew the boy meant well; he wasn’t trying to be rude. He just had a bad habit of being reckless and not listening to directions. Now, since he just saved the world and all, he thinks he could take on anything and doesn’t have to listen to you. Bless Cheval as he tried to help you, but you needed more manpower than him.

You needed a hunter.

You needed Reverto.

He came a few days after you sent for him. The muscular hunter was just as you remembered him if not a lot chiller and calm around riders. In fact, the people of your village greeted him warmly, even though he was a hunter.

“Reverto! It’s so good to see you!” You said happily as you rushed over to him. 

“I could say the same to you.” The hunter said back to you, going in for a hug. However, you stopped him with a hand on his chest, suddenly giving him a serious look.

“I need your help.” You told him, and he sighed.

“It’s always something...” He mumbled and you patted his shoulder reassuringly. The two of you could hang out after he helps you put Lute in his place. But if your constant headache was going to be running around, you couldn’t really rest.

“So, he’s giving you some trouble?” Reverto asked, coming out of his depressed funk.

“He’ll listen to you.” You said in a manner that could be described as hopeful as you led him over to help the wild child listen to you. Once Lute was within sites, you called him over. 

“Hey again mister!” He said in greetings to Reverto, surprised to see him even though you told the boy that he was coming.

“What did I say about calling me ‘mister’?” The hunter said with a sigh, and Lute just sheepishly corrected himself by calling Reverto by his name. He just shook his head before placing a hand on your shoulder in a reassuring manner. Then, he went into a fatherly mood, crossing his arms and standing to his full height.

“Didn’t Y/N ask you to clean the stables, little guy?” Reverto asked in a tone that meant he clearly knew the answer.

“Well, I was getting to that, and...Hey, what’s with the name? I’m not some kid.” Lute’s nervous attitude was replaced by one of irritation. Reverto merely shrugged.

“If you’re gonna act like a kid, then I’ll treat you like one.” He simply said with a grin, causing the younger man to pout. Reverto then moved over to pat his back, making Lute stumble forward a bit.

“Now, after you finish that, and avoid any trouble in the process, we can go do something together.” Reverto warned then rewarded, looking rather pleased with himself as Lute suddenly perked up before rushing off to do his chores.

“Unbelievable.” You mumbled with a blank stare before shaking your head. The relationship between those two was so father and son, it was adorable. You couldn’t help but give the hunter a smile.

“Why're you smiling at me like that?” Reverto asked with a cheeky grin, causing your face to get all red as you glared back. It was not for the reason he was thinking.

“It’s just...you’re so good with him. I don’t get it.” You said, softening your look at him.

“We’re both guys. It’s just a guy thing.” He simply said with a shrug, but you didn’t think that was it. It’s not like they were just bros, as Reverto would call it. You couldn’t help but look at it like a father would berate his son.

It made a thought cross your mind.

“You’d be a great dad.” You mused, and you didn’t even realize what you said until you saw Reverto giving you a flustered look. However, he quickly covered it with a smirk while swinging an arm around your shoulder.

“With you I hope.” He said cheekily, causing you to blush. Your head told you to push his arm off, but your heart wanted it to stay.

So you just accepted his touch, with a flustered/annoyed expression.

You guys were like that for a while, as he continued to chat and you making comments here and there. Reverto would continue to bring up your comment, asking if you really thought he’d be a great dad.

You had to answer truthfully.

“Yes. Maybe a bit here and there, but nonetheless...” He shoved you playfully at your words as you giggled, having calmed down from earlier.

“A wouldn’t mind a couple little monsters to call my own...” He mused, and you smiled.

“Me too...” Your words caused him to look at you, making you blush. It was clear what you both wanted, and as your faces inched closer, it was apparent that you both felt the same.

“Hey! Mister Reverto! I finished!” Lute’s loud voice interrupted the romantic moment, causing you both to groan.

“Man....for real...” He sighed while rubbing the back of his neck. As the hunter stood up to go meet with the young rider as promised, he gave you one last smirk.

“Wait for me. I’m coming back for you Y/N.” He said with a wink, causing shivers to go up your spine. You waved them both off, Lute clearly not realizing what he’s done.

Still, you were glad that he was Reverto’s problem right now and not yours. You couldn’t wait to hear all about what happened when they return. Perhaps it will convince Reverto to stick around a bit.

After all, you waited there for him until he came back to finish what you both started.

[saintobio]

hi saint! thanks u so much for this amazing chapter! my sunday mornings are always a blast thanks to sn <3

few things i’d like to say about the chapter!

i love how interesting the trajectory of both y/n and gen’s characters seem to be set up. i totally see gen finding out about satoru’s affair and confronting y/n about it, and i see y/n (most likely) defending her marriage and reiterating that her decision not to go through with the divorce was her (y/n’s) decision alone. also, one other thing i noticed about y/n is how unabashedly, truly happy she was in the one or so week (if i’m not mistaken) that satoru was on bereavement leave and was pampering her. like this is seriously the happiest i’ve seen her, and i just think it’s beautiful

also about gen again, i can’t decide if i want an older sister like her or if i aspire to be like her (see the conflict is really getting to me lmaoo) but this chapter made me think about how realistically, i might not get along with gen so much 🥲 my sag ass thinks she’s too serious but at the same time my cap stellium admires her work ethic 😩 that said, i guess i’m saying this bc i truly appreciate how her presence in the story is making me reflect and think skdhkslssl (introspection in fanfics are the best!), so yeahh i’m definitely excited to see how this all plays out 👀

i love how you’ve fleshed out eula’s desperation esp in the last part, when she realizes that y/n’s pregnancy is both something she despises but also thanks, due to how it’s taking the spotlight away from nana’s death. also! the part where she thinks about how yuuta, her own son, is privy to her crime… that part gave me some serious i’m-contemplating-getting-rid-of-my-son vibes and damn that would def be something to see

and finally, about sera. ngl i was almost so close to thinking that perhaps she gave the tea out of good intention but damn. also i’ve seen some people speculate that eula might be involved? that twist would be insane, but not unexpected. but now i just feel bad for her siblings. everything was going well for them. now their sister might not have the opportunity again to get another job as high-paying as the one she just lost (since i remember you mentioned the pay was rather high)

Anonymous said

Something tells me that gojo is gonna read the text conversation between yn and toji and go haywire poor baby but overall thank you so much for ur hardwork and providing us peasants with such a masterpiece XD

Also Gen is just perfect example of a big sister maybe too perfect because if it were me I'd do the same. Well thanks once again hope u have a nice day.

Anonymous said

mad props to Gojo for his paternal instincts kicking in at the right time

I've gone back and read chapter 7 and 8 and it's still too surreal how much Gojo has evolved as a partner, as a man and above all, as an expecting father

Whatever storm's about to come, I think Gojo can weather it just fine. He has come this far, and he would go to any lengths to ensure the safety and happiness of his y/n and his child

Even if he has to separate from them

It's amazing how a 15-ish chapter fanfiction is able to gauge this many emotions from me, far more than any typical classic romance ever would

Thank you once more, Saint. Your masterpiece brought joy to our lives

Anonymous said

OSMDVSVEHSNDVDVDKLAMSHD

LISTENMNMMM

WHAT IIFFFF Eula got Sera to attempt murder, we know she's capable,

Like,listen eula wasn't exactly happy about the whole baby thing AND if they did have a miscarriage it would derive even less attention towards Nana's death.

Also sera may be evil but she isn't some gotham city villain who would poison a pregnant woman who's baby's father was her ex boyfriend whom broke up with her because he loves his wife more than he did his mistress... yuh

Also, eula wach your back, unlike you I'm real and I can have dreams that I control. Dreams in which you live a miserable and utterly depressing life whilst those around get everything they've ever wanted in life. Dreams in which you die a slow and painful death and noone attends your funeral. Btw, I'll be laughing over your dead body.

I'm getting way in over my head....

long live the queen 👑 (saint)

Anonymous said

They’re so lovey dovey now. It’s so cute 🥰 oh how far this two have come 🤧

Daddy Satoru is gettin’ real (been waiting for this shi— 😆). I’m so glad to see him even more whipped for his wife now that they’re having a baby 😍😍 Totally different reaction from when a certain someone trid to baby trap him 👀

I just know someone’s gonna ruin it for them 🥺 but for now lemme just savor every bit of sweetness they have for each other 😌😌😌

I almost believed that the miss im-so-poor finally moved on but then I got sus because the spoiler showed her getting escorted out for doing shit. Damn girl, you really wanna dig your own grave huh. You’re quite near the core of the earth now! But guess what, we ain’t stoppin’ ya anymore (Keep diggin’!) since you don’t listen anyway. JUST. DON’T. HURT. THE LI’L FAM.

I gotta say I TOTALLY appreciate the fluff! I’m all 💖💞💕💗💓💝❤️💜 😍🥰 and I Just can’t move on from how cute they were. Thank you so so so much! That was so worth the wait. 💜

Anonymous said

I LOVE GEN OMG. SISTER OF THE YEAR. Why do I feel like YN’s dad is also doing some undercover research to make sure his daughters alright. Family goals. God I feel so bad for YN still shouldering such a burden.

I read through the character asks and was also surprised by how many good moments YN and Gojo had. I was thinking he was all like “😡😑😤” throughout the majority of the marriage. When did that one scenario from a character ask where he comforted her on her period happen? Also, after YN would be cute (trying on lingerie) or a perfect wife, what would Gojos internal dialogue be? Like I remember him saying it’s hard to hate YN when she’s the perfect wife so it’s not like he can be so boldly cold and rude to her right after she did something sweet for him. But I also don’t think he would’ve been the type to show his thanks upfront as he was still with Sera.

Anonymous said

TYSM FOR WRITING OMG!! I’m so glad you feel a bit better now.

It’s amazing how ur slowly redeeming Gojo after what he did and I can really see his character growth. I wanted to ask if YN still has doubts on how Gojo will be as a parent or whether they should raise a child together. Ik she 100% already loves her baby but considering she didn’t want to bring a baby into the chaos that is/was their marriage, does she have any reservations? Gojo has shown growth but I can’t forget his track record of being unstable despite his very recent reliability. I love YN for being understanding and love that she very frankly said Gojo doesn’t deserve her but is she being too trusting too fast?

Anonymous said

I hope you’re well rested and less mentally drained than u were a week ago. Please take care of yourself and don’t feel pressured to write when u don’t feel ready to. I loved the recent chapter!! There’s some parts that really stood out to me even though I’m sure they were lighthearted.

“Satoru as a husband was generous at throwing I love you’s and you wondered if he had always been like that around other women. Was he?”

I’m ngl as a jealous bitch this low key got me 😭 That character ask where he details one of the happiest moments in their relationship and then later in the chapter when he mention he truthfully loved her before too.

Did Gojo do the same thing to Sera or would he be as open and loving if she was pregnant? (Before all the crazy shit she did and before he fell in love with YN) like was he actually this snuggly with Sera too. It makes my blood boil but realistically he probably was💀

Honestly, up until this chapter I just thought that Gojo was mistaking rebelling against his father and his need for any attention as love for Sera

@ethru said

oml istg i wanted to kill sera. i understand your frustrations, but you arent allowed to try to kill my baby just because you cant have one with satoru.

this chapter was soooo good saint, thank you for releasing it the day before my birthday. ive been so excited for it.

is toji going to try to make y/n actually mrs zenin?

i think gojo might start to get mad about toji. they definitley dont like eachother, so gojo definitley doesnt want toji to win her over.

also, is the mc going to try to forgive and forget? i agree with gen; its all happening too fast. the couple has to acknowledge so many problems, theyre ignoring what the cause is of all this stress. i think they really need to talk.

ahhhh thank you again saint for sucessfully ingraining gojo in my mind. one last question. are you going to update sn regularly or are you still taking breaks.

<3 ru

Anonymous said

Saint I have no thoughts for this chapter, there are so many things I want to say but I don’t know how to put it into words. You have left me speechless this entire chapter, you so really have a way with words. Therefore I have some questions:

What would sera gain from killing mc baby?

Why is Eula so concerned if noya is cheating on her when she a cheater herself 🙄

How did toji feel or react to mc pregnancy?

Will yuta go over the edge one day and just snap about what his mother did?

What is gen planning or how will she act when she finds out everything?

Thank you for the chapter and I’m excited to see where it goes

- 🧚‍♀️ anon

Anonymous said

observation moment! on top of gen gathering her sources, gojo spoke openly during his confrontation with sera about their previous relationship (and let's not lie a lot of the workers were probably already sus + there's mei mei)

is this how news of his infidelity breaks out 🧐

also the fact that sera only broke after gojo told her she was disgusting? at first i interpreted this as her nonchalance over the attempted foeticide and only caring for the realization that gojo really did want nothing to do with her anymore

BUT NOW!! i understand it as her breaking after failing to compartmentalize the weight of her actions? (hence her saying "i didn't mean it") i hope his words snaps her out of her delusion

saint istg the way u got me interpreting text here

Anonymous said

Everyone saying it might be Naoya who told sera to kill the baby but I bet it was Eula. Naoya was already uncomfortable knowing that Eula killed grandma so I don’t think he’ll be comfy telling and convincing someone to kill a kid 😭 (then again I could never tell what’s going on in that boy’s head so-) I think Eula probably talked to sera and convinced her to do it. She’d probably buttered Sera up and told her things like “you and I are the same, we were both mistresses and well, look at me? he left his wife and married me” and that’ll just sink into her head and she’ll think well, she’s right, she was his mistress and now he’s his wife, I can still have a chance and she’d think who better yet than Eula to give her advice on how to get Satoru back? She’s been through what she has, she must know what to do.

@japanesevenom said

Saint.. holy shit wow I don’t want spam you so I’ll try to keep it short preceding anything else is an overwhelming amount of praise for you! I don’t even know where to begin but you certainly live up to your name saint

first of all I’m so I’m love with husband!gojo second is that chamomile thing actually true that’s so scary I never knew and third will gojo take any new pictures of his wife soon? How will the family photos turn out oh my god do they do Christmas cards with a family photo on the front

Anonymous said

Okay this may be me reading into things far too much, but is there a reason you changed the summary for the story? Or has it always been this was… maybe im legit not very observant. I remember reading it for the first time and it used to say “with a marriage set in place, the sacred bond is doomed with a wife who wants to make the relationship work and a husband who’s ready to ruin it all. Unbeknown to him, a tragic fate already lies within the pages of your romance book.” Emphasis on the “your romance book”. 😩

And when I re read it this week because I was rereading the story all over again I noticed it says “with a marriage set in place, the sacred bond is doomed with a wife who wants to make the relationship work and a husband who’s ready to ruin it all. Unbeknown to him, a tragic fate already lies within the pages of his romance book.” Emphasis on the “his romance book”🤔

Lol I’m legit trying to decode those last three words….🕵️‍♀️

But also realize that it might just be nothing

….help

@anime-nymph said

I sense.... an incredibly loud and dark and storm cloud forming. It's being created by your sn readers and each lightning strike is coming straight for Sera.

And the lack of Naoya presence was suspicious this go around... I really hope he had nothing to do with Sera's actions this chapter :((

Anonymous said

honestly i feel like eula was the one who initiated the chamomile tea?

that vile woman would do anything to wrong satoru, make him fail and disappoint his father just so she could get the attention.

but then again, there's naoya. maybe he set-up both sera and eula to make crimes and mistakes so that karma would even be more delicious.

Anonymous said

Hi Saint I hoped you enjoyed your break I just read chapter 15 and I am shookth right I loved to fluffy moment between Gojo and MC and not going to lie Eula scares me if she already killed Nana who knows what else she is capable (I don't know if this counts as a spoiler) and the part with Gen and her husband I understand where she is coming from but I feel like she and her husband are going to reveal Gojo infidelity at the wrong time or where everything is going good for Mc and Gojo and then bam but if I remember you said that the climax is going to be entense if I am correct. But the part with Gojo and Mc eating dinner 💕💓😁😊 and the Mc think of her smexy times with Gojo to 😏🤭 and I have 4 questions 1. are we going to get more smexy time between Gojo and the Mc? 2. Is Sukuna,Utahime,and Yuji going to appear later on in SN season 2? 3. Is Sera going to try and hurt the MC even further or has she finally opened up her eyes? 4. Is the finale going to make us cry Saint I don't know how much more angst I can handle 😭😢 I just want MC and Gojo to have more babies and be happy. I am really glad to have you back Saint I and if you need a break we understand your health comes first make sure you drink plenty of water,getting a good meal in, and getting plenty of rest and don't listen to those rude people they are just jealous of your amazing writing skills☺😁

Anonymous said

I really don't like sera but I can't help but feel sympathy for her :,) I'm so worrieddd to what will happen to her and her siblings/family now that she got fired.

Also I'm also scared and worried to what will happen next HAHAHSHSH while reading the part where satoru confront sera I was like "You're too loud!! Keep it down a little! Noooo! Shhhh!!!!" especially now that gen(really trying to be a great sister) is looking for satoru's potential affairs.

Aaaachkkk I'm so nervous yet excited for the next updateeee.

Pls always remember to take care of yourself and always take your time, no need to be pressured and stressed💓.

Anonymous said

Really hoping Gen will back down a bit on whatever she’s planning (despite her good intentions) bc A) her sister is a grown ass woman who can handle her own B) it’s a complicated situation already, no need to add more people in the mix! And C) it’ll most likely damage their sister relationship and that’s the last thing both of them want!

in conclusion; WHY IS COMMUNICATION SO HARD IN THIS FICCCCCCCCC 🧍🏻‍♀️😳😖 no one here has ever been truthful or avoids communication/self control/minding ya damn business like the plague

Anonymous said

Honestly I never felt so much second hand embarrassment for a fictional character

I get it sera you “love” Satoru, but trying to kill an innocent soul because of your selfish needs is just unacceptable st least for me. She has fallen to the lowest of lows I can’t even pity her anymore

I can now safely say that I hate sera a lot

I get it coming from a problematic family with little to no money and having to carry the burden of the bread winner is really hard and bad but here’s the thing:

Strike 1: taking her anger and her problems out on her family, blaming her mother especially for all the hardships and bad luck she has

Strike 2: involving herself into a marriage damaging the wife leaving the word respect for herself and the wife out of her dictionary

Strike 3: Trying to blame an innocent person for her hardships and the relationship problems with Satoru, disrespecting her in the process and even kind of threatening her? (Bora Bora arc when sera said that she will have satoru’s baby and him)

Strike 4: looking down on people who are in the same economic situation as her just cause she got to taste some of the rich people thing, but also judging MC for her “behaviour” sometimes implying that she is nothing but her money meaning she’s also looking down on her as a person.

Strike 5: She tried to kill an innocent soul. Ok I get it relationship problems but please sera for the love of god a child hasn’t done anything to you.

For the last strike I’m gonna take the version of sera doing it intentionally because of the jealousy and realisation that her and Gojo probably won’t be able to be together ever again. Of course there is a possibility of her not knowing the effects of chamomile in pregnant women but only time will tell. Personally I believe her calm and collected behaviour was sus.👀

Will we get to see her POV and thoughts about the pregnancy?

Anyway Sera PLEASE I BEG YOU DO BETTER and leave Gojo and MC alone. You’re a beautiful woman as much (as I hate her I have to admit that) and I’m sure you can find a man (a rich one too) to marry and build a life (just make sure this time he’s not married).

Saint great chapter as always now go rest 💕

@osamuah said

Hi Saint! First and foremost: thank you for this weeks character interviews. The fact that you were still providing SN content, despite being on your “break” is a true testament of your selflessness, and it does not go under-appreciated. The asks were so much fun to read, and every notification I received from your blog made my day so much sweeter— so thank you, from the bottom of my heart. I just wanted to ask as well: did these questions help at all with your character/world building? Did you find the questions to be inspiring to you? Was there a particular character/type of question that was your favorite to answer? I really hope you came back from your break feeling refreshed and inspired and that these questions weren’t an extra burden. You really are amazing, Saint<3

Anonymous said

to sera

You are the most pathetic excuse of a human being I have ever seen. I hate you with the strength of a 1000 stars, and I genuinely hope that you die the most painful and slow death imaginable. Your very existence disgusts me and everybody who had the misfortune of ever resting their eyes on God's greatest mistake (I'm talking about you, in case I didn't get through your thick skull), and all of us want you to end your meaningless, parasitic existence, and for your hideous corpse to be sent far away. The only purpose your pitiful life has is to feed off the money, time, and resources of the people around you, without contributing a single joy or doing something useful. I almost feel sorry for you, as the very idea of that kind of painful cum stain of an existence brings a tear to my eye. If only you weren't a constant annoyance to everyone around you, narcissistic and the least likeable person in your city. So, with that in mind, you should stick the nearest fork into the nearest outlet. Maybe someone will give a shit about you for a week and forget about you a month later.

@yeahgrrr said

finished reading sn 15 !! I’M SCREAMINGGGG the domestic scenes oh my god they’re so cute i’m gonna cry this is amazing gojo is so sweet :( or maybe i’m just to forgiving (marupok)

sera tho… idk if i should feel bad that she got layed off her job since she had financial problems too but this is consequences of her actions

sera is scary but i think eula is more scary, i feel like she would be brave enough to interfere in gojo and y/n’s relationship and even mess with the baby

thank u for the update u are amazing

@moonlightmyg said

saint you've done it again ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ another chapter, another masterpiece . ugh can i just say how much i love gen ? she's so incredibly smart, planning ahead for yn and looking for any implications of infidelity ; yn wasnt wrong when she said gen was made for business ! i, a strong team toji member if i do say so my self, must admit that gojo's character development is so refreshing after our 14 chapters of straight angst no breaks :D and the precautions he's taking for yn and the baby ? absolutely adorable . now that yn's def off the market and divorce isnt something on the table anymore ,, lemme slide toji my number ˘³˘

HEY LOVESSS <33 I’M SORRY I COULDN’T RESPOND TO EACH OF U BC I’VE BEEN SO BUSY 😢😢😢 BUT THANKS FOR ALL OF THESE. IT WAS NICE TO GET HEAR UR THOUGHTS AND FEEDBACK !!

[moved-19871997]

this is all assuming cc!gnf was more invested in the lore so yeahh, also maybe c!dream commissioned the prison from c!sam for c!gnf and ppl showing up as c!gnf is abt to kill c!tommy and c!tubbo and imprisoning him bc c!dream doesn't want him to die idk how c!ranboo and c!techno fit in this tho but i think c!xd would still be around c!gnf and after some convincing break him out in exchange for 'eternal friendship' and maybe c!gnf finds out abt the revive book and to vows get it once he's out

(rp in the hypothetical universe where c.gnf and c.dre are switched also i know very little about c.sbi and co lore) oh the prison part is interesting bc dream commissioning the prison for george implies that either he doesn’t love him anymore or he’s realised that for the greater good and stuff he would have to lock him away or someone else helped him come to that conclusion (ifl sap would def be involved) and i wonder if xd would have been on george’s side the entire time like from the beginning or if he would’ve showed up when he was in prison (and in that case. was he watching all along or did he just notice now) and if george is in prison and no one stopped or helped him he would know that he doesn’t have anyone on his side so he might as well take xd’s deal yk

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Oope o.o Wyatt, ain't it?

Yuupp 😭😭😬

Uhh ohhh

AAHHHH yup he's not making the call o.o 😬

OOOHHHHH NOOOO O.O

I bet he's saying it to keep him away :((

Oop or maybe to see if he doesn't take it?

Judddd 😭😭😭😭❤️💔

Poor Wyatt :'(((

Naurrr 😭😭😭

Aww Judd :'((

Yeah boy you did wake her up xdd

Aww 😭😭

C'mon Judd talk to her :'(

Yeeeah it will be hard to come back from xd

I mean yeah would you take it back :((?

AGHFHGHFFKCIEJ NOT ANOTHER WEATHER REPORT

Aaand now we're on commercial xdd I'll come back later and edit this probably when I watch that bit

Marjan XDD

So sorry y'all xD

Oope? Is he already back in jail xD

Oohhh no it's not even him 😬 xd

Jail or hospital 😬

Please tell me not dead D:

NOOOOO MATEO DDDD': 😭😭😭😭

And also MARVINNN but we didn't really know him xdd

Mateooo 😭😭😭 <33

Noo honey it's not your fault :'((

It's very unfortunate but it is not your fault <33

Okay Mateo but be safe :'((

AGHHH TV WHY MUST YOU RANDOMLY GO HOME

I didn't mind so much on commercials but xd

AGH I got it back xd

:'((( Mateo

Aww 😭😭❤️💔 Mateo don't worry about that right now

Please say no xd

Okay good lol, you can be mad but Nancy doesn't deserve that xd

Aww Mateo :(( DD:

I know you want to be alone but I really don't knowing you should :'((( 😭

AWWW 😭😭😭💔❤️

:'(( Poor Mateo

OOOPE o.o

NOOO Mateooo 😭😭😭😭💔💔❤️

Be carefullll my boyyy :'((((

AAAAHHHGHHHHH 😭😭😭😭💔💔 MATEOOO, THIS HURTS 😭😭😭 DDD':

OHHHH NOOOO W H A T 😳😳😳😳😬😬😬

- I

H E L L O ???!?!!?!?

XDDDD

I saw a bit of this from a promo but 😭😭😭 XDDD WHAT THE HECK LOL

WAIT BUT T H A T ' S MATEO :OOO!!?

WHAAAAT???!?!!?

So is this just how Mateo sees it or is this actually the past?

Like bc of this situation or the past :'(((?

But also SLFKGJDHFJSJFLKS bc this is hilarious XDDD

Desperate to know who the others are XDD

BURNT DOWN THE SCHOOL??!?!!?

SIR 😭😭

Uhh ohhh xdd

Dang Fake Owen chill xD let the boy live

XDD they are lowkey being suspicious though lol

SKFKGJDHKLS yeah kinda on you man xD

MILK MAN JUDD LOL SKFHJDKHGS XD

Ayy he's staying for breakfast lol

Uh ohh 👀

Wait is that TK lol

Just thinking bc Owen's answering xd

And we haven't seen him yet

SLFLGHDHFJLDKJGSN CARLOS AND TK ARE BUDDY COPS XDDD

Buddy cops have always been a little bit gay lol

Ohh nooo o.o

Wait nah they have video don't they xdd

Yuuup 😭

Marvin's gonna take the blame isn't he :'o :'(((

AWWW yeahh 😭😭😭💔❤️❤️

I'm so sorryyyy :'(((

Idk if I mean Mateo or Marvin but yeah xd

Naurrr 😭😭😭😭💔❤️

:'((( Mateoo

My poor boy D':