#so yummy again ...

[porcelainstarrr]

I cant do this anymore, I CANT DO THIS ANYMOREEEEE. HOLD ME BACK

[zu-is-here]

♒︎□︎❍︎♏︎

[y-elleven]

the mental image of sae stressing in your kitchen at like 5am trying to not burn the pancakes he saw a recipe for a few days ago so he can surprise you with breakfast in bed is doing. things to me. once he gets it through his thick head that he wants to wake up with you in his bed for the rest of his life he is immediately trying to learn how to be your husband. its so funny bc he canonically is pretty clueless about things outside soccer. he will (try to) cook he will (maybe) clean he will (definitely) provide and one day he's gonna get so good at it that he'll be able to go down on one knee and ask you to marry him and he wont be scared or nervous anymore because by then he knows he can take care of you. but he's not like that rn. not yet. that's why he's slowly losing his mind, gritting his teeth while glaring at the stack of misshapen and burnt pancakes he's gonna begrudgingly eat later, diet be damned, while he slowly pours a new round of batter into the buttery pool of his pan. he knows you'd get on his ass for "wasting food" if you found out and like hell he'd let you eat something like this. he's used to waking up early but he has almost zero experience in the kitchen and he's about two more failed attempts away from never following a recipe from the internet ever again. he's cranky and tired and a little overstimulated, but he'll keep going til he gets it right bc what is he if not a creature of spite? being in love with you can be such an inconvenience to a high maintenance guy like him, honestly. but the look on your face when you walk in on him stacking two wonky-looking pancakes makes him want you to inconvenience him forever

[16th-of-a-twigg]

*insert witty sword euphemism* 🍆

hit and send.

Ko-Fi

[queeniehostapasta]

Not sure it was on anyone’s minds in the moment, but perhaps consider a bloodied, beat up Piccolo? 😏

[skeletonenthusiasts]

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[soulwrencher]

I feel like post!fight!vi! Is something else… like she’s just so fucking strong and her arms are so big and her back muscle omggg but even with all the adrenaline she’s still so gentle with reader? (Not ALL gentle, but never as rough as she could be)

oh my god, YES. on that note: merry christmas to everyone who celebrates!

i think vi would never use her full strength on reader, actually she promised herself that. why? because you know, vi kinda hates herself and thinks she would hurt you, and if she did, if she ever hurt you, vi would absolutely spiral. so she's constantly just holding herself back. i mean; she's just a big hurt puppy.

so you constantly reassure her that it's okay to lay her head on your chest and that you want her to squeeze you a little tighter.

and then one day, vi is resting on your chest, and you trace her shoulders, drag your fingers all the way down her back. "so pretty," you whisper.

"but i'm so rough," vi pouts while looking up to you through her lashes. and you just calmly respond: "i like you just the way you are."

[crows-of-buckets]

Rook: I'm really worried about Davrin and Lucanis, they keep arguing with one another... Its very bad Varric, what if it effects them in battle?

Varric, remembering that one time Fenris broke Ander's nose then took a knife in the back for him in the same night: I'm sure they'll be fine kid. They're barely even arguing if you ask me

[ysaefinn]

thinking of mommy!sugu bouncing reader on his knee / making them ride his thigh 😞 would love to see a post about this 🙏🏻🙏🏻 (would love to be 🧸 anon or 🍰/🧁)

Mdni :3

Weird way to propose but YES I will MARRY you 🧸 anon and have ALL of your children

Look as much I think the whole bouncing you on his thigh thing is purely to calm you down, I KNOW for a FACT that it will turn most if not all of you on lmaooo (projecting)

However, it does greatly depend on YOU whether or not he will be able to successfully brainwash you into associating his thigh bouncing you with having a mushy brain and the urge to suckle on mommy's boobs lol. It's either putting you to sleep or waking you tffff upp, in any case he likes either outcome, be it his sleepy baby mindlessly babbling in his arms, or a sensitive blushing whining mess absentmindedly grinding on him.

Speaking of grindinggg!!!! I did mention before that he deprives you a little, but there's no doubt that mommy!suguru adooooressss when you cover his lap with your cum. He's not too picky but he would much rather you be in nothing but your panties/boxers as you chase your orgasm, while he teases your nipples with feather light touches, or kneads your tummy or thighs.

Another thing is that you physically can't cum without his permission... it's not that he's mean about it, but again, the whole "mommy's approval thing" "gotta make mommy proud"

You don't get to do this often ESPECIALLY if you're too shy to bring it up with him (bcuz trust that he WILL make you say what you want from him out loud, you would just rather keep it to yourself lmaoo) and he doesn't like when you touch yourself either, bcuz mommy is supposed to take care of everything for you(sorry I had to 😔) so the orgasms you do get to finally experience will leave you pliant and limp in his arms, mindlessly mumbling slurred little "thank you"s and "I love you mommy"s and that alone is better than being inside (and potentially hurting his baby) in his opinion <33

[sheetzking]

heres a big compilation of a3 stuff ive been doing, some of it is a few weeks old and i just messily coloured in alot of it 👍

i actually had some more stuff in my WIP folder but im not sure when ill be finishing all that stuff off since i have something in mind for pride month!! anyways!!! huzzah!!

[murkmirth-halo]

sour candy moths...

[ririgoreid]

old man hotch and his almost controversially younger girlfriend (bau!reader for the excuse of living vicariously through fiction and hating the idea of spending days to weeks apart from him, kill me) HHHHhdhshHhhshns

when you peek your head through his office door after you knock (teeny little habit he adores) and he knows it's you even if he doesn't look up from the (unfortunate) amount of paperwork in front of him because he hears the brief pause between the door opening and your actual footsteps (you love how he's able to recognize when you're around without even looking because men paying attention to small details is the cutest thing ever and he does it all the time).

when you come to his house for the first time and meet jack (he might shed tears) and you're just so energetic and loving, running around with him and even offering to play outside in the grass (you do, and come back with dirtied clothes and grass in your hair, but for jack it's worth it) and hotch finds it to be so enamouring and just wholesome and he just might explode from the cuteness.

speaking of cuteness, hotch would very very very much have cuteness aggression towards you. whenever you're alone together, sometimes he'll just pinch, squish, and poke at your face and maybe even kiss you silly because you're just soso cute and he can't help himself.

when he notices how you pout everytime he puts you in a pair with someone else to get something done (no, you don't wanna go to the morgue with reid, or the crime scene with morgan, or talk to a suspect with jj, or anywhere else with anyone!! you wanna be with him), especially when it comes to going to the unsubs' house or workplace because you just need your big strong savior boyfriend there at all times (he's gonna throw his back out one day trust)

i have a lot of thoughts, these are very basic ones, i'll admit i HAVE BETTER ONES but i just wanted to yap, okay :(

edit: BY OLD MAND HOTCH IM INSULTING HIM SAYING HES A GRANDPA BUT HES NOT REALLY OLD IN AGE IM NOT SAYING 90 YEAR OLD JOTCH IS DATING READER THIS SOUNDS SO BAD HELAP

[arrietty-rune]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SILLY FAIRY GUY LUCIANO!!! 💖💝💖💝💖💝🎉🎉🎉

Ily so much my little guy sobs sobs i'll draw him more and more from both AUs I have with him 🧡🧡🧡

Amazing art I commissioned from @itsnotmourn of my Sea World! Luciano helping his crush at their job!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH MOURN I LOVE THEM WAAAAAA 🙏🙏🙏💖

[lunarharp]

idle yuri on ice scribbless

[sunnibits]

random ass post but I’ve gotten into the habit lately of doing a happy little dance every time I have good food and I highly recommend that everyone else tries this too, ESPECIALLY if you have food issues. it’s just so fun and goofy and it makes the experience of eating something yummy even better and helps you appreciate how good it is!! so like instead of only remembering the bad food experiences you can start to really be conscious of your good food experiences too… idk something something therapy speak. but I think everyone should do the “mmmm delicious chili” dance when they have some delicious chili.

[willyhoos]

metamy is insane. like.

what if i was the hero you loved gone wrong. defeated and destroyed. rebuilt as my own greatest enemy. what if i lost everything. what if i had been reprogrammed to despise all i had once fought for. what if i couldn't even remember why i had fought at all.

and what if you were made of roses. what if you represented every beautiful thing i once died trying to protect. what if you wore flowers in your hair and cared for small creatures and had eyes the color of the forests i used to call my home. what if you were everything i once loved.

those memories are just out of my reach. infuriatingly. maddeningly. but if anyone knows who i am (who i used to be) it's you. if anyone can make me feel like who i used to be (who i really am) it's you. i can't speak, i can't breathe, i can't remember anything (but you).

you are the world i have been ordered to burn. i am the weapon you have chosen to resist. i was (am) the hero that you loved.

you are my only memory.