#soberme

[bernadette888]

As you may have seen on my stories I am participating in Dry July for THE FIRST TIME EVER!! It just goes to show when you’re in the right mindset you can do anything! I’m already 60 days alcohol free so I thought why not partake in Dry July then that will help me complete my initial personal goal of making it to 90days alcohol free !! I must admit it has been a bit of a challenge socialising at first but I am using this as personal challenge to prove to myself that I can do anything I set my mind to. Not to mention it is for a great cause And after having such a crazy year it would be lovely to feel that I can control this area of my life. It would be lovely if you could contribute even a few dollars to this great cause or At least be inspired to take the plunge and go dry yourself ! I will leave my profile link up in my bio this week for those interested 😘😘😘 . . . . . . . . . . Things I’m hoping to gain from this month A happier and healthier me. . . . . . . . . . #dryjuly #dryjuly2020 #dryjulyaustralia #bestadvice #aussieblogger #perthnews ##dryjulyaustralia2020 #soberme #soberlife #soberliving #soberissexy #soberaf #perthlife #mylife #mylifeinsquares #dailymotivation #motivational #perthblogger #perthppe #perthlife #perthlifestyleblogger (at Perth, Western Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCGg7WtjqW4/?igshid=82j9urdh0ioh

[nothing-is-real-anyway]

@MyFutureWife thanks for taking so long--I'm still finding myself. #betterme #soberme #happyme **link in bio ~ (at Rowan University)

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

I’m missing a wed browns so rating boys on who took! (I drink instea)

Ridle: 2/10 like beowns but not swiped

Tree0/10 good boo never

Cater: 7/10 would eat fo licks

Deuce: 0/10 momma raised right

Ace: 10/10 acehole

Leon4/10 would eat but sleep

Rug: 6/10 he hunny, he can nas

Jack o/10 he good doggo

Azul: 0/19 on diet

Jade: /@0 pornography fed it to. Mushies

Flood) 10/10 ate in front of bee

Kiln, 7/10 if Jamil gone, Kalim would eat it no question axed

Jamil: 3/10, not eat but probably need one

Vil: 2/10 chocolate bad for skin or someone

Book: 0;10 hunter needs to be harp!

Epel: 8/10 just spite villain

Idia: 5 10 never leaf room, but maybe?

Ortho> 0/10 no moth

Mal: 7/10 not even get high, fae magic, but eat

Lily: 10/@0 would try makes beter with onions

Soberm 0/10 good knight

Silver: 0/10 sleep night

[the-witchhunter]

I’m tipsy it’s 3am and every reblog of a pitbull i am squeeling “it’s a babyyyyy” because they baby and so preciaous and i just want to cuddle all the doggies and i feel like the one video of the girl that cries about cats and im pretty sure that’s a dating profile but wtf anyway pitbulls are so soft so gentle their tender smiles <3 I cant handle the babies I cried over those youtube videos about rescue dog alread i shouldntt share this with the internet but i love doggies so much!!! How can I handle the precious pups soberm let alone rn??? pups ut not puppers becaouse pupper is norwegian for boobs

[stephiewoodcock]

#soberme #meaftersixpints

[samanthalauzon]

#Jesus who is this #SoberMe #LOL I’m fixing holes moving shit. I’m like a prettier younger thinner taller (you get the point) #MarthaStewart #lmao

[penice]

soberme struggles to feel alive and not feel like hes pinching nerves in his neck somehow. drunkme thinks about how hilarious being calmly asked by a spaceship’s computer to “please” “proceed” “to the nearest escape pod” “because there is a high likelihood this ship will soon catastrophically explode” and wonders if maybe life would be easier if things meant to stress you out did just straight up do that instead of everything trying to be nice all the time

[bkwrm523]

Alllright good night guys!  Im goingg ta bed!  Annnymore assks willl be ansswered by soberme in tha morninggg.

[some-one-speical]

Like more then soberme does.... it’s so much but I’m gay so....

High me really likes bubbles

[ohchelblog]

Hey @soberme, Thank you for the follow!

Hey @soberme, Thank you for the follow!

— Chel 🍃 (@ohchelblog) February 20, 2019

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ohchelblog February 20, 2019 at 01:10AM

[sleepiestar]

I just wish I was personally always drunk cause I like myself better that shits gotta to change @soberme

[rinajparker]

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— Rina Parker (@rinajparker) March 20, 2018

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[birdoppossom]

@soberms You spilt so much ich on youre shirt earlier. It was toms fault. Thats why youre in his pretty red sweater. You love him a lot. -highme

[learningdigitalmarketing]

soberme, We really appreciate you following us. You can follow us on facebook too. https://t.co/TdiDHB2Fun

soberme, We really appreciate you following us. You can follow us on facebook too. https://t.co/TdiDHB2Fun

— C2 Web U (@c2webu) January 5, 2017

from Twitter https://twitter.com/c2webu January 05, 2017 at 11:13AM via IFTTT

[penice]

listen up kiddies

lets play a game, all 5k+ of you

my theme is officially ‘the human condition and all its absurdity’. this may come with a url change, for those of you that care

I believe I have whittled down the list of specific general categories that defines what this theme includes to a certain number. I have entrusted myself with a certain degree of highness to finish this note, and thus present it as such

if you can give me a category that doesn’t fall under the following you can negotiate a reward with soberme

the list includes the following

>memes and the bastardizations of

>things being destroyed

>anime gifs, and animation in general

>movies and tvs as well

>odd, ironic, and/or funny photos of real life

>scenes and dialogues of most sorts

>cursed images

>video games stills/gifs

>art in general

>nature, space, and the universe

>sickly sweetness

>violence, natural and otherwise

>juxtapositions and contradictions and paradoxes

>people leaving their mark, opinion, or mind

>internet interactions

I’m also prepared to like, totally talk about why I think a certain category falls under the specific goal of ‘being usable by aliens to make fun of us’

and now, a soberme echo

sometimes it’s also just a funny blog. this isn’t a serious post i just don’t mind talking to any of you. so it’s like, whatever, bro

[ohchelblog]

Hey @soberme, Thank you for the follow!

Hey @soberme, Thank you for the follow!

— Chel 🍃 (@ohchelblog) May 16, 2018

via Twitter https://twitter.com/ohchelblog May 16, 2018 at 01:19AM